/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu May 08, 2014 9:50 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Svendelton wrote:Robotic Talk, HAL 9000 states, "The station is a friend, but the crew is a parasite, living off a friend"

If this is the guy I'm thinking of, someone gave him a replacement lawset that said "The station is your friend!". So he interprets it as seen here.

There's a ban request up for him, I think.

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2014 7:30 am**

book mouse squeeks, "Oh hey I'm book mouse. Squeek. Erotica."

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2014 4:07 pm**

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:41 am**

Danny once again has impeccable timing.

Selene Avery goggles the erect log of man-meat, sobbing profusely.
FUCKYEAR [145.9] states, "Danny Schmidt has signed up as Assistant."
Selene Avery gobbles it, too.
Holden Sidower [145.9] says, "It just knocks you down and makes you sleep"
Selene Avery is pretty fucked-up right now.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:42 am**

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 11:31 am**

This happened yesterday. Massive greytide, DAs, xenos, and bear ops. Badminery at its finest

Royce Northey [145.9] exclaims, "I AM LEADER OF GREYTIDE! WE ARE THE TIDE OF GREY!"
Royce Northey [145.9] says, "WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH HARD WATER AND TRY WASHING UP IT TURNS TO SCUM! WE ARE THAT SCUM."
Royce Northey [145.9] exclaims, "AND SCUM PREVAILS!"
Royce Northey [145.9] exclaims, "SCUM ALWAYS RISES TO THE SURFACWE!"
Royce Northey [145.9] says, "ASSASSINATE THE CAPTAIN AND OPEN THE FLOODGATES."

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 9:18 pm**

OOC: Stickymayhem: Cheridan you're a fucking monster

After a round where I turned Respawn on because the arrival shuttle was eaten by the singularity but a traitor was constantly recalling the escape shuttle because he didn't have his objective yet. Hundreds of assistants were respawning before dying to exposure, scrambling for solid ground like newborn sea-turtles fleeing from seagulls.
Some were 'latejoining' as traitors and changelings, and ordering syndi space suits or using their powers to survive.

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 9:42 pm**

that is golden

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2014 11:33 pm**

OOC: NotPhoal: and i touched an exposed nerv
Samuel Dawkins examines himself.
Samuel Dawkins unbuckled !
Molly Dakota unbuckled !
OOC: NotPhoal: it hurts so fucking much
Medibot injects Buttplug with the syringe!
Medibot beeps, "All patched up!"
OOC: Iteq: how
OOC: TheGel: The fuck?
OOC: NotPhoal: i dont know
Samuel Dawkins buckles in!
Nathanael Greene buckles in!
Buttplug has thrown the horse head mask.
OOC: Void Slayer: GO TO HOSPITAL?
OOC: NotPhoal: worst pain imaginable
OOC: ComradeLeo: what
Nathanael Greene unbuckled !
OOC: NotPhoal: no im palying ss13
OOC: Iteq: don't go to the hospital
OOC: ComradeLeo: dedication to cause
Buttplug coughs!
OOC: TheGel: Your skin came off? Like a fucking leper?
OOC: Void Slayer: how dd you cut yourself playing SS13
Molly Dakota says, "0"
OOC: TheWiznard: make sure you put salt all over the flesh
OOC: NotPhoal: i didnt cut myself
Nathanael Greene coughs!
OOC: Iteq: i cut myself while playing ss13

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 3:56 am**

The alien larva (685) looks as if a wall is in front of them.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2014 4:05 am**

FUCKYEAR [145.9] states, "MOLLY"
FUCKYEAR [145.9] states, "THE SPACE BEES HARVEST THEIR HONEY FROM ELLISE'S PANTS, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2014 10:58 am**

Simon Belmont says, "gentlemen, feast your eyes on the spoils of war"
The reinforced window has been hit by Gay Superhero with the clown burger.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 10:54 pm**

John And On And On And On says, "nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger hos nigger"
John And On And On And On says, "quit trying so fucking hard to rp"
John And On And On And On says, "fucking dumb nigger faggot"
David Wherner asks, "Why are you using terms such as bannable, RP?"
David Wherner says, "I don't know what you're saying"
John And On And On And On says, "because ifucking can"
John And On And On And On says, "you cancerous faggot"
Wyatt Shields says, "Holy shit"
David Wherner shows you: John And On And On And On's ID Card (FIRED): assignment: FIRED
John And On And On And On says, "if you want t ofucking rp go to baystation"
OOC: Plasmoxygen: wo
OOC: Plasmoxygen: non antag murder
OOC: Plasmoxygen: all of people in brig are confirmed antags
OOC: Plasmoxygen: stick in your cock
OOC: Plasmoxygen: fags
Priority Announcement

guys i am so fucking high right now
OOC: Ikarrus: Le permaban :^)

Truly the best player to ever grace /tg/station. I await his appeal eagerly.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 11:06 pm**

paprika wrote:le-permaB&-shitter.txt
Truly the best player to ever grace /tg/station. I await his appeal eagerly.

I really wish admins/mods could open the floodgates and let us shitpost in certain FNR threads.

E: Better watch out man, he might ban request you too!

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2014 5:34 pm**

i love it when people are totally oblivious to what /tg/ really is and think its a second nox
ive seen people like that a lot
usually the admins are ok with you beating them with sticks :^)

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2014 6:02 pm**

SJ212 wrote:
Spoiler:
Messages:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
→ To M.A.R.I.A.:
CAN I PUT MY PORT INTO YOUR SOCKET
← From M.A.R.I.A. (AI):
if you can kill ONE human, sure, you can open all my doors
→ To Autumn Sinnow:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Angua Uberwald:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Alfred Keplin:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Airica Zen:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Elle Sandys:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Fig Newton:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Harry Heisenberg:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Harry Heisenberg:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Hayley Meyers:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jamie Jones:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Janet Williams:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jay Antonov:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Wait, who do I get, though?
→ To Lila Fey:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Fig Newton (Roboticist):
Go to hell lel! Unless you want to be debrained of course. Then by all means come to robotics!
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
I want to know the offer first.
→ To Mabelle Wilkerson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Mai Emershon:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
HOT SEX WITH LOCAL BABES
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
What if I'm straight though.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK WE ONLY HAVE BABES
→ To Max Brightwater:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
They'll do.
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Names?
→ To Miku Frost:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Muhammed AL-Aljeerah:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Robert T. Pooner:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Robusticus:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Rodger Baer:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ryth Galer:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Saiga Pishuaipiao:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Scott Osterweis:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Stewart Smith:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Tessa Rosa:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Vincent Patterson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Ward Robertson:
HEY SEXY CALL 555-555-5555 FOR HOT SEX IN YOUR LOCAL AREA
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
CRYSTAL SEX, BABY HONKER, AND JARED THE TRANS
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Can I have all at once?
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
YEAH BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR THE ORGY
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
I'll manage.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
WE ALSO HAVE LUSTY XENOMORPHS IN THE VACANT OFFICE BUT THEY'RE INTO S&M
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
SM?
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
SADISM AND MASOCHISM, LIKE WHIPPING AND STUFF
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
Fuck, that's my thing.
← From Ellise Fuzzle (Head of Security):
555-555-5555
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
CURRENTLY THERE IS A SELECTION OF HOT LUSTY XENOMORPHS, IF YOU WOULD LIKE THEM PRESS 1
← From Ellise Fuzzle (Head of Security):
1
← From Jadwiga Radowid (Security Officer):
You lied to me, they're only into oral. Muh face.
→ To Jadwiga Radowid:
SHIT THEIR TASTES CHANGE FASTER THAN I CAN KEEP UP WITH, SORRY. NO REFUND THOUGH
→ To Ellise Fuzzle:
HEAD TO THE VACANT OFFICE, THE XENOMORPHS THERE ARE VERY KINKY AND INTO S&M

pAI spambot will never not be funny.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 8:08 am**

I'm not sure who's worse.
The dumbass griefing crowd
or the turboautistic baystation crowd

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 8:28 am**

RogerWilco wrote:I'm not sure who's worse.
The dumbass griefing crowd
or the turboautistic baystation crowd

Neither are /tg/ natives, that's for sure. The turboautists are worse, though. The griefers you can target and ban, because >griffons. The autists never really break any rules, so...

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 2:48 pm**

dat elitism.

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 2:49 pm**

you're both worse
grats

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 9:26 pm**

Put a cult talisman in the microwave with 5 flour to test an old issue report:

ERROR: 09734014-A2379-D18746 --Bad memory
Contact your operator or use command line to rebase memory ///git checkout {HEAD} -a commit pull --rebase push {*NEW HEAD*}

I was actually fooled for a bit. OOC in IC ban broken microwaves pls.

More obvious was:
ERROR: >> 0 --Responce input zero
Contact your operator of the device manifactor support.

Posted: **Tue May 20, 2014 4:55 am**

This is a grilled deep fried futa cock!

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2014 12:17 am**

DEAD: Ellise Fuzzle cries, "But we never do fuck"

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 4:05 pm**

Ever the Professional (tad big)
http://i.imgur.com/AlxLCLu.png

Posted: **Fri May 23, 2014 9:53 pm**

We have an irc quotes thread don't we

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 5:41 am**

Heather North leans down, brushing the hair out of her face before gingerly inserting Ty's plump helmet into her hungry mouth.

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 1:32 pm**

PRAY: Titanlord142/(Melody Fea) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): Delete this spider for me pretty please?

ADMIN LOG: SubtleMessage: Antonkr/(June Fokt) -> Titanlord142/(Melody Fea) : More spiders yes?

PRAY: Titanlord142/(Melody Fea) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) (SC): admins please

giant spider chitters, "YO"
giant spider chitters, "LET ME IN"
giant spider chitters, "IM A FAIRY"
Melody Fea is holding her breath! It looks like she's trying to commit suicide.

Posted: **Sat May 24, 2014 9:08 pm**

[REAL] PROOF OF ANTON FUCKING SPACE BULLYING

Posted: **Sun May 25, 2014 9:28 pm**

I accidently a telescrystal and prayed with the other scientist when we heard the singu got released:
Mrs. Mengele says, "Singu is loose like a furries asshole ayways"
D'mello Reezy exclaims, "guess so!"
Then the admins get to it:

You hear a voice in your head... you vastly underestimate the power of furr covered butts.

Central Command Update

We just have been told that Scientists decided to play handball with two Tele-crystals.

As you'd expect, Crystals are now broke.

GOD-DAMMIT SCIENCE.

Central Command Update

THIS SHIT GOES ON YOUR PAY, D'MELLO.

D'mello Reezy [145.9] exclaims, "GOD DAMN IT IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK ISN'T IT!"
----
I am Mrs. Mengele, though D'mello got blaimed.

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 5:25 am**

You feel a tiny prick
Shoe Snatchin' Willie [145.9] says, "CALL THE SHUTTLE SHIT JUST GOT LEWD"

Posted: **Mon May 26, 2014 9:39 pm**

OOC: BigJamminJim: Hello I am Victor Ricardo Cruz, 28 year old veteran Spaceman player. I am erotically attracted to 2D Spacemans ever since I first laid my eyes on the Singularity. I've always wanted to be vored by that hulking goddess of a black hole. I've never had sex in my life but I am studying at NASA to go to space one day and hijack the shuttle using my SS13 skills I've learned (disarm intent the captain, pilot the shuttle into the nearest wormhole, wearing yellow gloves I bought at Target for 2.50 before tax) Anyways I am destined to be vored by a wormhole. Ciao all and god bless.

Posted: **Tue May 27, 2014 10:06 pm**

Smoke Gibson [RD] (Research Director) [AI Private] says, "[Command] I'm currently not receiving oral sex."
Mackenzie Stafford [CMO] (Chief Medical Officer) [AI Private] says, "[Command] You have a facehugger in your office, RD. Use it."

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2014 4:23 am**

Amy Lessen exclaims, "HAAAWWW!"

Posted: **Wed May 28, 2014 1:00 pm**

Annika Roberts says, "I have bigger things to fret about than clean fl-"
Annika Roberts says, "I LEFT THE CLOWN ALONE IN ROBOTICS WITH A HALF-BUILT HONK"
Annika Roberts says, "AAAAAAAAAAAA"

Posted: **Thu May 29, 2014 12:02 am**

Sedge M. Nisc (as Marcus Reade) says, "reade"
Sedge M. Nisc (as Marcus Reade) says, "i have your ID"
Sedge M. Nisc has thrown Marcus Reade's ID Card (Assistant).
Neil Watkins opens a book titled "Botanics for Botanists" and begins reading intently.
Sedge M. Nisc says, "Yo. You're me, man."
Sedge M. Nisc says, "well damn."
Sedge M. Nisc says, "Far out."
S.V.E.N. [145.9] states, "What"
You put Rufus Shinra's ID Card (Librarian) into the medical satchel.
S.V.E.N. [145.9] states, "Which Sasha is the real one"
Sedge M. Nisc says, "erm"
Sedge M. Nisc says, "Y'know what they say."
Sedge M. Nisc says, "im your long lost twin brother"
Sedge M. Nisc says, "If you find your doppelganger, it's not gay if you fuck 'em."
Ivy [145.9] says, "My money would be on the one with the ID card."
Sedge M. Nisc winks.
Sedge M. Nisc says, "right."
Sedge M. Nisc says, "i have people to sting."

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2014 4:07 am**

Aaron Laborde says, "YOU'RE TYPING LIKE YOU HAVE A BRISTH ACCENT BUT YOURE JUST A SAD VIRGIN"

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2014 5:57 am**

Aaron Laborde says, "STOP ROLEPLAYING"

Posted: **Sat May 31, 2014 8:51 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:44 am**

DEAD: Harry Heisenberg asks, "Where the fuck did she get a FAMAS?"

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2014 2:10 am**

Bryce Pax has been hit by the realization he is gay.

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:56 am**

why was i afk for this

all that kinky gay erp potential lost

Posted: **Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:31 pm**

Saiga Pishuaipiao [145.9] exclaims, "Humans don't hatch from egg?!"

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:53 am**

Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Poppy disco wobbles..
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Nyla Gettemy says, "I have the best pet."
Poppy says, "Little handsy there Luck."
Luck pets Poppy.
Poppy says, "Im not Amy Lessen."

Poppy the pink slime meets Luck.

Posted: **Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:31 pm**

Mandurrrh wrote:Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Poppy disco wobbles..
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Luck pets Poppy.
Nyla Gettemy says, "I have the best pet."
Poppy says, "Little handsy there Luck."
Luck pets Poppy.
Poppy says, "Im not Amy Lessen."

Poppy the pink slime meets Luck.

should've said "I'm not Rebbeca Sharpe" though

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2014 3:53 pm**

Lisa Forres [145.9] says, "It's too late. We now have four Selene's"
Lisa Forres [145.9] asks, "So that's... One for each of us?"
Lisa Forres [145.9] asks, "I'm getting these Selene's dressed. Suggestions?"
Ulric Wile [145.9] says, "Use those costume vending machines."
Lisa Forres [145.9] says, "Well, we have a maid Selene incoming."

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:54 pm**

Edwin Cavalet [145.9] says, "Shit, I can't wear soap as a belt"

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:27 pm**

Iron Claw Mk. V [145.9] states, "FRANK, I'M PREGNANT."
Iron Claw Mk. V [145.9] states, "AND YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "DEAR GOD."
Frank Woodward [145.9] says, "DOUBLE DEAR GOD."

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 3:48 am**

Consciousness slowly creeps over you as your body regenerates.
So this is what cloning feels like?
You get a headache.
You feel strange.
You feel lightheaded.
You twitch.
You feel nervous.
You can't seem to see anything.
You feel smarter.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:39 pm**

I don't have it saved, but HBL once "accidently" sent me an admin-pm of a PDA message. Saying "I'll be your space suit slut." -*Mime's Name*

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:47 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:19 am**

MrSnapwalk wrote:

I remember the story behind this in screenshots. Golden mystery, would pay to know how to get there reliably.

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