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Mastigos wrote:

RG4 wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:

RG4 wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:>All those people with hardsuit access
>Staring instead of doing anything

Cringeworthy.

That's not cringe worthy, this is cringe worthy:

Spoiler:

HOW they did that I don't know but they managed to get 20 solars on it.

I am now the sun.

Best part is that it took me give or take around 30ish seconds to cut the wires(which OVERLAPPED EACH OTHER TOO, HOLY FUCK HOW BAD) and rewire the solar properly.

That's not even that bad, I once had a round where an engiborg and then another engineer managed to put four knots at every single one of those junctions. I couldn't even, and neither could the admins when I prayed about it. That was legit the worst thing ever, I spaced myself in disgust.

Also I was that mime, my sides were in orbit the whole time.

That's the same borg that got renamed "wires badly" right?

And who says you can't have fun while hiding in a locker?

cedarbridge wrote: That's the same borg that got renamed "wires badly" right?

Yeah. It was worse than seven Hitlers.

One hundred and twenty six bars of soap.



It ended exactly how you think it did.

WeeYakk wrote:One hundred and twenty six bars of soap.



It ended exactly how you think it did.

I was the clown that round, i was extremely happy.

Cuboos wrote:

WeeYakk wrote:One hundred and twenty six bars of soap.

Spoiler:

It ended exactly how you think it did.

I was the clown that round, i was extremely happy.

This games community "creative ways to kill" never ceases to amaze me.

soap launcher when

WeeYakk wrote:One hundred and twenty six bars of soap.



It ended exactly how you think it did.

The valid hunting janitor had me laughing pretty hard.

After a long round of killing sec and heads in space as a tag team with another rev, I took a DIRECT HIT from a (1, 1, 1) meteor and died instantly. Laughed so hard.

"Meteors? Oh well what are the odds of-"

bad crop job ahead: melons 4 dayz

MMMiracles wrote:bad crop job ahead:

Spoiler:

melons 4 dayz

for a second there I thought you were making a swastika with the melons... but then I realized it was a really poor crop

You're not wrong, that crop job is pretty bad. I'm struggling to even work out what map its on...

But yes, lots of melons...

Erbbu wrote:After a long round of killing sec and heads in space as a tag team with another rev, I took a DIRECT HIT from a (1, 1, 1) meteor and died instantly. Laughed so hard.

Tag team partner here, I literally was JUST typing out that we should get inside the station when I realized how dangerous it was to be out there during a meteor shower.

Noah Russell (as Russel Krieger) says, "Oh shit."
Mateo Wheeler has been hit by the iron ore.
Mateo Wheeler has been hit by the iron ore.
Mateo Wheeler has been hit by the iron ore.
Russel Krieger seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Keta Karpland (as Mateo Wheeler) exclaims, "Space isn't safe!"

It looks like I got knocked down in that photo too but I was actually entirely fine besides that iron ore hitting me, I just ghosted so I could see how many other ghosts saw what just happened and their reactions.

Now to contribute a screenshot from the good old days on Basil.

peoplearestrange wrote:You're not wrong, that crop job is pretty bad. I'm struggling to even work out what map its on...

But yes, lots of melons...

Metastation, if it helps.

Clown puts on a little performance.



The after party.

that was a very long fun round. i was the AI.

ids habbenin.



This is such a rare sight that I'm actually impressed.

Durkel wrote:ids habbenin.



This is such a rare sight that I'm actually impressed.

obv shooped

Playing as nuke ops, someone had the idea of going in as diplomats with a couple of bodyguards and trade the disk for syndie stuff. Sadly the admins didn't give us a hand by making a CentComm announcement or anything.

The other bodyguard thought we were going nowhere and killed the cap, leading to the rest of us getting arrested. So it went as one would expect.

Good old Basil breakfast dinner thing we couldn't decide what to call it. Ended with the bartender minibombing us. We all lived though.

Remember you can ctrl+scroll wheel to get a better look!

Shuttle Arrived like this.

Captain declares station to be a dictatorship and this happens next:

ChrisClark13 wrote:Captain declares station to be a dictatorship and this happens next:

Spoiler:

Watcha gona do now captain?! AY!?

ChrisClark13 wrote:Captain declares station to be a dictatorship and this happens next:

Spoiler:

Then the station was covered with vines

http://imgur.com/GnEImgX and http://imgur.com/fpbj1ay. Couldn't get that img thing to work.

Wesdo wrote:http://imgur.com/GnEImgX and http://imgur.com/fpbj1ay. Couldn't get that img thing to work.

LERN2BBC

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My idols gave my new character autographs

Alright motherfuckers I'm back
So I was fucking around with a slot machine on Badger and managed to hit the jackpot of ~6,100 credits. To put that into perspective, the loot filled 2 lockers that I put full backpacks in, so 36 each, 72 total, then 5 lockers that I just filled normally, which is 150 coins, and then a bit extra that I didn't bother counting. That was just the winnings that it ejected itself though, I found there was another ~7,000 credits left in the machine, so I ejected that too. Another 4 full lockers and some change, for a total of 11 full lockers, 2 partially filled lockers, and 2 partially filled boxes.
So, 2 bananium coins, a diamond coin, a plasma coin, and somewhere over 340 silver coins.

looks like my perfect, infallible codebabby still has some bugs left ;_;

Makeshift rocket ship ride home. Somehow, our skewed engines took us where we needed to be.

Cecily wrote:-blurry image snip-

Makeshift rocket ship ride home. Somehow, our skewed engines took us where we needed to be.

God, do you play like that? (blurry) if so you might want to jiggle with some settings.

Remie Richards wrote:

Cecily wrote:-blurry image snip-

Makeshift rocket ship ride home. Somehow, our skewed engines took us where we needed to be.

God, do you play like that? (blurry) if so you might want to jiggle with some settings.

I might, I'm not quite sure. It's always a haze, regardless.

As for the screenshot, it's probably stretched somehow, or the screencap quality is just ass

teleported people to derelict for a space party. They died of boredom

Not my work, the borg 'Das Robo' did this, and I think it's amazing, it makes me sad that Engie bots only have 1 color of wire.

Braincake wrote:

You built a lazy Susan.

It takes a lot to make a stew



A pinch of grief and laughter, too



A scoop of assistants to add the spice



A dash of badmins to make it nice, and you’ve got



Too many Cooks

Toooo many cooks~
Too many cooks~

26k mining points.

52 mining bots.

MMMiracles wrote:

26k mining points.

52 mining bots.

Cargo ended up getting 2400 points from the plasma bars in this round, too.

MMMiracles wrote:

26k mining points.

52 mining bots.

So THAT'S what everyone was yelling about in badger earlier.

MMMiracles wrote:

26k mining points.

52 mining bots.

I'd like to see a wizard try to attack the station now.

Tree i made

I JUST SUMMONED NARSIE IN THE DJ STATION.
HUE.

Slow round

youngbuckliontiger wrote:

I JUST SUMMONED NARSIE IN THE DJ STATION.
HUE.

I have a weeklong ban after WGWing cult chat for like the 70th time.

appeal it dude.