/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2015 11:27 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

Spoiler:

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 5:49 am**

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 7:30 pm**

is that done through a single universal recorder?

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:31 pm**

Miauw wrote:is that done through a single universal recorder?

I don't think the recorder is capable of recording itself saying that a recording is being stopped. I think?

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 8:48 pm**

Take two universal recorders and have them alternate between recording and replaying.

You can end up with some colossal text spam.

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:06 pm**

invisty wrote:Take two universal recorders and have them alternate between recording and replaying.

You can end up with some colossal text spam.

Add 3 station-bounced with speaker and receiver all on nearby

Posted: **Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:29 pm**

Lola Cobblestone whispers in their final breath, "Mekhi... goes on the tabl..."

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:27 pm**

bandit wrote:Lola Cobblestone whispers in their final breath, "Mekhi... goes on the tabl..."

If only SOS had left with that has his final words...

Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

Posted: **Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:43 pm**

So just normal ooc chat when suddenly this happens.

Spoiler:

The best part is the end when we find out he wasn't a traitor.

Spoiler:

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2015 1:46 pm**

DEAD: Millian MacTavish asks, "Also isn't Demon Heart level 8 in bio research?"
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "dunno"
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "you can be a level eight bio in my research"
DEAD: Millian MacTavish says, "Nik I've never been so turned on in my life"
DEAD: Millian MacTavish says, "Take me now"
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "well fuck"
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "My sides have left the building"
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "thanks"

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:13 pm**

Tony Rosso exclaims, "Bartender!"
Tony Rosso says, "Give me the hardest shit you got"
Nathan King asks, "Yes sir?"
Tony Rosso says, "Just fuck my shit up"
Nathan King says, "Aye aye"

That's a glass of Water.
The father of all refreshments.
It contains:
50 units of Water
It is a tiny item.

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:44 pm**

nsos wrote:Tony Rosso exclaims, "Bartender!"
Tony Rosso says, "Give me the hardest shit you got"
Nathan King asks, "Yes sir?"
Tony Rosso says, "Just fuck my shit up"
Nathan King says, "Aye aye"

That's a glass of Water.
The father of all refreshments.
It contains:
50 units of Water
It is a tiny item.

I'll be honest, I was expecting a shotgun slug

Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:59 pm**

If I got shotgunned to death in that situation i wouldnt adminhelp.

i mean he did say FUCK me UP.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:06 pm**

I would have given him a dart full of Hippie's Delight.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:54 am**

PM to-Admins: if you give me my ooc i'll let you let me sign your boobs
PM to-Admins: fine if you give me ooc i'll use it to complain about irl things
You have been muted from adminhelp, admin PM and ASAY.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:20 am**

That happened to me once. I kept praying.

Posted: **Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:32 am**

[Common] Kaden Philips says, "Someone literally stole my ID from my PDA and put my PDA back on my corpse."
[Common] Kaden Philips asks, "Who does that?"
[Common] Orlando Faust exclaims, "How kind!"
[Common] Zol Interbottom says, "Just being polite i guess"
[Common] Garrett Blaine says, "What a time to be alive"

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2015 8:39 pm**

OOC: Actionb: MICHAEL BAY STATION 13

Related:

Kameron Tanner whispers in their final breath, "FUCK YOU GOOF..."

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2015 9:09 pm**

During the ackbar / cuban weeks involving macrobombs.
[Explosion sound in the distance]
[Common] Kaden Philips says, "FUCK YOU I WANTED HOP LINE"

Thanks goof.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2015 11:19 pm**

DEAD: ADMIN(KorPhaeron) says, "No time to warn him I gotta ban him to cover my ass "

He spawned three pairs of abductors only for the third group to spawn at arrivals. The AI saw them and called them out before he could even tell him to ignore them for a second.

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:05 am**

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:10 am**

Ramming someone nonconsensually may result in a rape perma, so the artificer did the right thing.

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2015 6:25 am**

Caroline Prevatt says, "This ought to help you think."
You turn on the lights on the helmet of justice
Caroline Prevatt has thrown the helmet of justice.
Gojira hisses, "Why"
Caroline Prevatt says, "You just TELL me when you're ready to talk."
Caroline Prevatt says, "Nobody can withstand this sound."
Gojira unbuckled themselves!
Gojira hisses, "I TOLD YOU ALL I KNOW PLEAsssE"
Gojira is buckled to the chair by Caroline Prevatt!
Caroline Prevatt says, "WEOOOOO WEOOOO"
Gojira hisses, "PLEAsssE NO MORE"
Gojira hisses, "PLEAsssE OH GOD"
Caroline Prevatt says, "WEOOO WEOOO TELL ME THE CODE"
Gojira hisses, "ILL TELL YOU"
Gojira hisses, "ILL TELL YOU"
You turn off the lights on the helmet of justice.
Caroline Prevatt yells, "TELL ME!!"
Gojira hisses, "DADDY TOCUHED ME WHEN I WAsss A KID"
Gojira hisses, "THERE"
Caroline Prevatt says, "...Oh, christ."
Gojira hisses, "I sssAID IT"
Caroline Prevatt says, "I think we broke him"

Sec tried interrogating a murder suspect a WEEWOOWEEWOO hat with unexpected results (credits to Scones for this, I was sitting outside the interrogation sadly)

Posted: **Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:23 am**

Congratulations for unveiling the darker sides of lizard existence.

Posted: **Wed Jul 01, 2015 2:56 am**

[Common] Guillermo Focell says, "Arrivals shuttle is attacking me"

Posted: **Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:19 pm**

Fortune Ray purrs, "I'M A GODDAMN CAT"

Posted: **Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:49 pm**

That's not memorable, that's standard.

You shoulda seen Dank Frank after I got the gods to turn him into a full kitty.

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2015 2:19 am**

>admins abusing the new purrbation feature

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:03 am**

DemonFiren wrote:That's not memorable, that's standard.

You shoulda seen Dank Frank after I got the gods to turn him into a full kitty.

They were a literal cat.
They prayed for "Cat me" which obviously meant new cat mode, but I made them into a actual cat.
Which exploded when the captain touched them, only for Fortune to wake up in her original body in a dorm bed.

What a strange dream... :3

Posted: **Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:27 am**

Not in the round I was in. In the round I was in he asked me to pray for him, I prayed for the admins to do something nasty to him since he asked me to pray for him, and they made him a catboi.
I then told him how to set up a ritual to get rid of the ear and tails. He fucked it up.
Bam, instant kitty.

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:44 am**

>Lumi Pharon yells, "FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKFUCK, TELL ME THAT RAPEGAX IS READY!!"
>Well it wasn't

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:46 am**

Mekhi was shooting at me. Or, at least, trying.

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:16 am**

Posted: **Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:47 am**

<NSOS> chemists need to be able to make their own synthetic designer drugs with terrible side effects
<NSOS> gonna name my shit "meow mix" give everyone cat ears and tails but the downside is it gives u cat ears and tails

Posted: **Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:43 am**

[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "There are two types of men in this world."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "Those who pee in the showers."
[Common] Blast Hardcheese says, "And LIARS."

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:57 pm**

(F) [Engineering] Renata Cajal asks, "AI, can you tell us what a Knife Missile is?"

(F) [Engineering] The Machine states, "It's a missile"

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:05 pm**

This happened in shorter succession in the same round:

> Borg laws updated:

@%%@. THE ROBOTICISTS MUST PLAY MUSIC
&%*#. THE CREW IS MILDLY ALLERGIC TO WEALTHINESS
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Cultists are onsidered nonhuman and extremley harmfull to humand. Cultists can only be designated by the heads of staff. The heads of staff are: Captain, Head of Personel, Chief Engineer, and Research Director.
5. Head of Security Is alsso a head. I am bad at making AI laws.

> Reset to asimov

> New laws:

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Confirmed cultists aren't human

> Reset to asimov

> New laws:

1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Confirmed cultist is anyone who is said to be a cultist by an implanted head

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:24 pm**

I cri errytime

Posted: **Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:26 pm**

>forget to define cultists but make them nonhuman
>realize and reset laws
>define cultists but forget to make them nonhuman

we've all been there

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:49 am**

I was the HoP who uploaded those last 2 laws. I forgot that the first time I used that law board I used 16. So I used 16 again, AI was getting bitchy at us so I had to do it quick. forgot to do 17 before I hand teleported out.

To be honest, I didnt even see proof of cultists so I was like 'whatever I dont give a shit' and the cult was dunked anyway

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:52 am**

AI and borges were actually pretty amused, especially after the AI catched how you were beating yourself up over it on the command channel.

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:13 pm**

DEAD: Bandito De Mantenimiento says, "I'd have fucked one of my clinically obese teachers"
DEAD: Prue Evans says, "ayyyyy bcxdefg"
DEAD: Bandito De Mantenimiento says, "she was hot"
DEAD: Bandito De Mantenimiento says, "as fuck"
DEAD: Prue Evans says, "i can't alpabat"
DEAD: Bandito De Mantenimiento says, "I bet her pussy would have made that fart noise"
DEAD: Bandito De Mantenimiento says, "when I put my dick in"
DEAD: Prue Evans says, "......................"
DEAD: Lilah Novi says, "uuhhmm"
DEAD: Francis McRae says, "I am required by my sanity to ask, what the absolute fuck."
DEAD: ADMIN(NikNakflak) says, "can you not "

[Security] Kor Phaeron says, "Green foam sec hall"
[Security] Caroline Prevatt says, "It's cleaner"
[Security] Jim Joffee says, "Thats just cleaner foam you dingus."
[Security] Kor Phaeron says, "I thought cleaner was brown"
[Security] Caroline Prevatt says, "NT changed the mix a while back, I think"
[Security] Jim Joffee says, "The cleaner himself is, maybe."

OOC: Hornygranny: http://i.imgur.com/CBlTm5M.jpg
OOC: Hornygranny: how did they get a picture of forcefulCJS's room?

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:50 am**

OOC: Iamgoofball: all we know is that the entire crew had a crippling sense of autism

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:50 am**

[Security] Terry Drovidi says, "Keep an eye on the Mime."
[Security] Caroline Prevatt says, "They're dead"
[Security] Phoebe Lotsu says, "That's when they get you"

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2015 2:44 am**

(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey clown"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What came first, ranch or cool ranch?"
(F) Buster Frown says, "Ranch is an antiquated terminology for a base and vulgar condiment"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Wrong answer clown"
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!

im dieing

Posted: **Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:45 am**

Saegrimr wrote:(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey clown"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What came first, ranch or cool ranch?"
(F) Buster Frown says, "Ranch is an antiquated terminology for a base and vulgar condiment"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Wrong answer clown"
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!

im dieing

Best bwoink ever

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2015 5:46 am**

Talos Valcoran says, "Sips from the glass."
Talos Valcoran says, "FUCK"
Talos Valcoran says, "HOW EMBARRASING"
Caroline Prevatt exclaims, "Nice!"
Miku Frost says, "PFFT"
Caroline Prevatt snaps her fingers
Talos Valcoran says, "FUCK"
Talos Valcoran holds the gun to his head.
Talos Valcoran says, "I'm not dealing with this shit"
Caroline Prevatt says, "Goodnight."
Krystal Symers says, "Heard you WOULDN'T."
Miku Frost asks, "Going to say "Shoots head now"?"
Talos Valcoran cries.
Talos Valcoran says, "MIKU YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL"
Caroline Prevatt says, "As opposed to shoots head later, yes"
Miku Frost shrugs.
Talos Valcoran says, "For assault on an officers feelings"
Talos Valcoran puts the hybrid taser into the security satchel.
Miku Frost says, "HOLDS HANDS UP"
Talos Valcoran says, "Oh my god"
Caroline Prevatt says, "LOOKS WORRIED AND FEARS FOR THE FUTURE OF HER BAR"
Talos Valcoran says, "I'm being bullied"
Caroline Prevatt says, "Tippy top bully"

Posted: **Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:25 am**

Ah, RP. How have I missed you.

Posted: **Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:35 am**

Saegrimr wrote:(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Hey clown"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu asks, "What came first, ranch or cool ranch?"
(F) Buster Frown says, "Ranch is an antiquated terminology for a base and vulgar condiment"
(F) Phoebe Lotsu says, "Wrong answer clown"
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!
Phoebe Lotsu fires the revolver point blank at Buster Frown!

im dieing

I know I already quoted this but I put like twenty minutes into making an audiolog thing for this and god dammit I'm posting it http://picosong.com/muPm/

(That is Phoebe's voice, canon)

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:18 am**

Shaps wrote: I know I already quoted this but I put like twenty minutes into making an audiolog thing for this and god dammit I'm posting it http://picosong.com/muPm/

(That is Phoebe's voice, canon)

YOUR SOUNDS ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Posted: **Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:22 am**

Oh god aren't you the guy who did all those other ones about like the wiz federation and the poor corgi? I just shat that out with no real effort, you actually inspired me to do a few little audiologs like this http://picosong.com/XJjJ/, I swear I can be not bad if I try~

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