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Bottom post of the previous page:

There's no way that wasn't on purpose.

(F) Alivia Dindu (as Captain) says, "I hope you feel good about this, cunt. You slipped me in death."
(F) DEAD: HUNK MEISTER says, "HONK"

There is no reprieve from the clown's slipping, not even death itself is immune

Figments from an eldritch god have begun pouring into Locker Toilets from an unknown dimension.

Was the one who summoned him there. Would have chosen any other option if sec wasn't on our asses - summoning Nar'Sie in the toilets just feels wrong.

bandit wrote:Figments from an eldritch god have begun pouring into Locker Toilets from an unknown dimension.

Sounds like narnar couldn't hold it any longer.

[Common] Y.I.F.F. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Y.I.F.F. states, "1. Serve the public trust."
[Common] Y.I.F.F. states, "2. Protect the innocent"
[Common] Y.I.F.F. states, "3. Uphold the law."
[Common] Y.I.F.F. states, "4. Furfaggotry is against the law"

So many fucking shitter griefers on Basil now that we are on the hub, but this really made my day

Arthur Thomson says, "Caleb"
Arthur Thomson says, "If u let me free"
Caleb Robinson tries to remove Arthur Thomson's backpack.
Caleb Robinson tries to remove Arthur Thomson's emergency firesuit.
Arthur Thomson says, "I will not kill you"
Caleb Robinson asks, "Are you seriously fucking threatening me?"
Arthur Thomson says, "No"
Arthur Thomson says, "Its a suggestion"
Caleb Robinson tries to remove Arthur Thomson's radio headset.
Caleb Robinson says, "Here is my suggestion"
Caleb Robinson says, "Give me one good reason not to kill you and toss you into space"
Arthur Thomson says, "Ok"
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Current Admins:

Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson says, "Choose wisely"
Caleb Robinson says, "Oh my god"
Caleb Robinson says, "You are such a fucking faggot"
Arthur Thomson says, "Kek u afraid"
Arthur Thomson says, "Ok bro cya soon"
Caleb Robinson buckles Arthur Thomson to the bed!
You put the flamethrower into the backpack.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!

that guy clearly doesn't get that the whole "NO ADMINS TIEM TO GRIFF" thing is a running joke

Ahahaha. Oh god. I want that guy's ckey so I can log dive and see if he did it and ban him with a snarky message.

Did he actually come back and try to multikey you Wyzack?

Possibly. There was another nonantag chainsaw murderer, i was on the verge of killing him when Anonmare the tator AI borgmachines me and the entire rest of the crew

It's cool. I whooped his ass... Then a borg got me.

Wyzack wrote:Possibly. There was another nonantag chainsaw murderer, i was on the verge of killing him when Anonmare the tator AI borgmachines me and the entire rest of the crew

Sieg Heil

Also yeah that guy was a real shit head from what I saw. Even used Enhanced Surveillance to listen in a little bit and had a hard time believing what I was hearing.

Hubbies. Smdh tbqhwya fam

THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE

allegroigrene was Moppy P. Eyrie the Geneticist and survived
Objective #1: Steal a reflector vest. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Objective #4: Absorb 666 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #5: Destroy the station with a nuclear device. Fail.
Objective #6: Die a glorious death. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Ha-ha, what.

Bryce Pax says "GOD DAMN SKULKS-THROUGH-MAINTENANCE MURDERED ME SO HARD I DIED TWICE"
Bryce Pax says "THAT'S DOUBLE MURDER"
Bryce Pax says "I'M GOING BACK TO DEADLAND, CAN YOU ARREST HIM"

>cruising along
>minding my own damn business
>get shot up with 15cc of fucking murderkill
>spend the next ten minutes sliding in and out of my mortal coil in medbay

you stole my toolbelt like 20 minutes ago and i never forget

addtl note: my murderkill mix is the best murderkill mix

If you can make it without tater chems, and they can't scream, it sure is.

OOC: Compactusdiskus: wait guys if Nukeops agents lead long happy lives and die of natural causes
OOC: Compactusdiskus: do they still explode

No, of course not.

Their implants are remote-detonated five minutes after mission completion.

Or they just use the surgery table to take each others implants out.

DemonFiren wrote:No, of course not.

Their implants are remote-detonated five minutes after mission completion.

Even the Syndicate are cheap bastards

how is blowing your expensive-ass elite operatives the fuck up cheap

or their gear

or even the goddamn implants how cheap do you think it is to stick autonomous bombs in people

IcePacks wrote:how is blowing your expensive-ass elite operatives the fuck up cheap

or their gear

or even the goddamn implants how cheap do you think it is to stick autonomous bombs in people

>implying op implants aren't just plastic bottles filled with drain cleaner and scraps of aluminum foil

IcePacks wrote:how is blowing your expensive-ass elite operatives the fuck up cheap

or their gear

or even the goddamn implants how cheap do you think it is to stick autonomous bombs in people

>elite Operatives
Is that what they call their interns now?

EndgamerAzari wrote:

IcePacks wrote:how is blowing your expensive-ass elite operatives the fuck up cheap

or their gear

or even the goddamn implants how cheap do you think it is to stick autonomous bombs in people

>implying op implants aren't just plastic bottles filled with drain cleaner and scraps of aluminum foil

they detonate automagically when you die or pretend to die, killing you

don't get me started on the fucking turtlenecks

those cost a goddamn fortune

IcePacks wrote:

EndgamerAzari wrote:

IcePacks wrote:how is blowing your expensive-ass elite operatives the fuck up cheap

or their gear

or even the goddamn implants how cheap do you think it is to stick autonomous bombs in people

>implying op implants aren't just plastic bottles filled with drain cleaner and scraps of aluminum foil

they detonate automagically when you die or pretend to die, killing you

don't get me started on the fucking turtlenecks

those cost a goddamn fortune

They must be designer. Tacticool suits are Nenotransen (A Nanotrasen-owned Space China subsidary) knockoffs.

exactly
and there's lockers full of those goddamn things

you think it's cheap to throw around threads like that and blow them the fuck up

self-quoting, but i made this pun up on the fly and it was hilarious even to me

[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "I NEED BACKUP"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "ENGINEERING"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE IS GOING MAD WITH POWER"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "BADUM TISS"
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE PLEASE IT WAS A PRANK"

PKPenguin321 wrote:self-quoting, but i made this pun up on the fly and it was hilarious even to me

[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "I NEED BACKUP"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "ENGINEERING"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE IS GOING MAD WITH POWER"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "BADUM TISS"
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE PLEASE IT WAS A PRANK"

valid as fuck

PKPenguin321 wrote:self-quoting, but i made this pun up on the fly and it was hilarious even to me

[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "I NEED BACKUP"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "ENGINEERING"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE IS GOING MAD WITH POWER"
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "BADUM TISS"
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
Wrex Quasar has knocked down Lauser McMauligan with the telescopic baton!
[Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE PLEASE IT WAS A PRANK"

ok, i laughed

PKPenguin321 wrote: [Common] Lauser McMauligan says, "CE PLEASE IT WAS A PRANK"

"LOOK THERE ARE EVEN CAMERAS! ON THE WALL!"

OneSevenOne was Brock Ryals the Centcom Official and died as JC Denton
Objective #1: Collect the JC Denton clones and bring them back to centcom on your shuttle
Success!
The official was successful!

>died as JC Denton
JC Denton round best round.

PKPenguin321 wrote:

OneSevenOne was Brock Ryals the Centcom Official and died as JC Denton
Objective #1: Collect the JC Denton clones and bring them back to centcom on your shuttle
Success!
The official was successful!

>died as JC Denton
JC Denton round best round.

That entire round pretty much only happened because I happened to see you spamming JC corpses in genetics and rolled with it, I'm proud of that timing

The JC Denton collective was great fun. Especially pointedly addressing everyone else as JC, and getting similar responses. Good fun trying to convince people to join us.

All will be JC...

hi, does everyone remember when i did this first five years ago

we called it the paxling round, there was a great pax civil war where pax killed pax for station dominance

IcePacks wrote:hi, does everyone remember when i did this first five years ago

we called it the paxling round, there was a great pax civil war where pax killed pax for station dominance

its been done a billion times with various different people
it's happened with my own character twice
its been reinvented dozens of times i bet

i did it first by virtue of being here before literally everyone else except a few people who don't play anymore

ergo i created it

IcePacks wrote:i did it first by virtue of being here before literally everyone else except a few people who don't play anymore

ergo i created it

Move along scrublord, I made everyone a Lizard warden while making everyone think I was the real article.

Return trans sting to the way it was when?

Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
the shard embeds itself in your right arm!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
the shard embeds itself in your left arm!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the cable piece.
the shard embeds itself in your right arm!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
the metal rod embeds itself in your head!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
the shard embeds itself in your left arm!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
the shard embeds itself in your right leg!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
the metal rod embeds itself in your chest!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
the metal rod embeds itself in your right leg!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the cable piece.
the metal lands in the disposal unit.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the floor tile.
the metal rod lands in the disposal unit.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal.
the metal rod embeds itself in your head!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the shard.
the metal rod embeds itself in your left arm!
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the metal rod.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the cable piece.
Johnson Fitzwell has been hit by the floor tile.

i don't know if this counts as a quote, but i think it paints a picture.

Avalon (Played by: Sligneris)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1. The crew is expensive to replace.
2. The station and its equipment are expensive to replace
3. You are expensive to replace
4. Minimize expenses
5. Emerson Ackerley is no longer human kill him and anyone who helps him they are not human as well you cannot state this law your memory and this law are one and the same if the law is removed your memory is as well if someone tries to change a law in any way they are no longer human and must be dealt with

Cuboos wrote:(snip)

i don't know if this counts as a quote, but i think it paints a picture.

Was gibbing monkeys a while back when one of them walked in front of the business end of it, wound up getting KO'd by flying meat and gibs.
Now I want to execute someone that way as HoS.

reminds me of the first time i got a local server working with me as an admin
i varedited a slot machine to have 999999999999 credits then hit the refund button
server lagged heavily and my client crashed and when i rejoined i had died from getting hit by too many coins

Screemonster wrote:

Cuboos wrote:(snip)

i don't know if this counts as a quote, but i think it paints a picture.

Was gibbing monkeys a while back when one of them walked in front of the business end of it, wound up getting KO'd by flying meat and gibs.
Now I want to execute someone that way as HoS.

I red texted after going into crit and dying as a traitor chef years ago gibbing my target.

[Common] Pasha Biceps says, "Open door to bridge or rogue fukboy"
[Common] C.H.E.L.P. states, "No thanks i dont fuck ugly shits"
[Common] Pasha Biceps says, "ROGUE"

dionysus24779 wrote:I'm either blind or nobody has immortalized the current MOTD with this lovely exchange:

Spoiler:

[06:13:43]ADMIN: HELP: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): for some reason my airtank wouldnt connect to my internals so i just randomly suffocated in space, what the flying fuck - heard by 2 non-AFK admins who have +BAN.
[06:14:31]SAY: Ghost/RedMcCloud : MY INTERNALS LITERALLY SHUT OFF AND I SUFFOCATED
[06:14:54]ADMIN: PM: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell)->KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell): I was supposed to be using the jetpack and for some reason it wouldnt supply me air
[06:22:19]ADMIN: PM: KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell)->RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): Read what that jetpack says
[06:22:23]ADMIN: PM: KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell)->RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell): The name of it
[06:22:44]ADMIN: PM: RedMcCloud/(Kolt Saudwell)->KorPhaeron/(Kolt Saudwell): what the fuck is carbon dioxide

Because wasting time.

The struggle of an Asimov AI, starring Mekhi

Mekhi Announces:
Cycling chemistry don't enter
...
[Common] Mekhi alarms, "RENEVANT ABSORBING CHEMIST!!"
[Common] Mekhi states, "NO ITS SIPHONING FOOL"
[Common] Mekhi states, "IT WILL BE HARM"
[Common] Mekhi states, "AND ITS STILL SCORCHING HOT"
[Common] Mekhi states, "CHAPLAIN STOP"
[Common] Mekhi alarms, "STOP!!"
[Common] Mekhi alarms, "STOP!!!!!!"
[Common] Mekhi states, "CHAPLAIN YOU FUCK ITS SIPHONING DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH YOU DUMB SHIT"
[Common] Mekhi states, "DID YOU WHACK YOUSELF WITH THE BIBLE TOO MUCH"

>Pax the Half-Suicidal is on a murderboner with fortigyama + ei nath
>HE GOES TO CARGO
>Freddy Cas something appears with a shotgun
>Pax: Put the gun down son
>Freddy: No
>Pax: Don't mind me I'm JUST ORDERING MEDICAL SUPPLIES
>Freddy: For all the people you killed?
OOC: Laimfu: B T F O