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Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:00 am
by bandit

Bottom post of the previous page:

ADMIN LOG: Bgobandit/(Swarmer (150)) has deleted all (136850) instances of /obj/effect/spacevine.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:28 pm
by DemonFiren
Does this count as selfquote?

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 6:22 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
bandit wrote:ADMIN LOG: Bgobandit/(Swarmer (150)) has deleted all (136850) instances of /obj/effect/spacevine.
>self quoting

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:12 pm
by DemonFiren
So I guess it does.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:39 pm
by PKPenguin321
PR: Pull Request merged by Cheridan: #17049 lordpidey - Nerfed pull request announcements
the robots are at our level of intelligence now. can humans even compete?

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:19 am
by NikNakFlak
What is this garbage??

[08:07:33]SAY: Zol Interbottom/Callanrockslol : Meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme meme

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:06 am
by NikNakFlak
I have no idea.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:47 pm
by confused rock
Is-A-Lizard is putting the barrel of the combat shotgun in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Richard Conway stammers, "Or-r-r sug-g-g-gar-r"
Is-A-Lizard panics and starts choking to death!

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 1:09 am
by Zilenan91
That's when it has no ammo I think

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 1:25 am
by confused rock
Zilenan91 wrote:That's when it has no ammo I think
no lol I dropped it because I realised there was still a chance to make a laser gatling if it has no ammo it says "pretends to"

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 7:57 am
by DemonFiren
That's why you suicide via mouth-targetting and walk if you wanna live.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 8:38 am
by kevinz000
(F) DEAD: Amy Kimbrough asks, "wait dark mekhi and regualr mekhi are different people?"

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 12:48 am
by confused rock
Angel Steele says, "Logan and Bryce, sitting in Centcomm, one sucking dick, the other licking bum."

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 5:14 am
by IcePacks
the only ass worth licking in this community is terry jones's

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 13, 2016 5:27 am
by DemonFiren
At this point it's kinda expected of me to make a cloaca joke, but I'm really just not feeling it.

Imagine I said something more predictable and stale than usual.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 4:58 pm
by InsaneHyena
(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "Emily Ranger wasss robussst. SSShe could take down a whole entire sssec sssquad usssing only her grit and handsss, and turn them into lizardsss. But ssshe wasssn't ssso robussst when SSSALTSSS-THE-WOUNDSSS punched her in the gut. He took out hisss DOUBLE DONGERSSS and began ssslapping her with it. He then farted in her mouth, and ssshe died from being fat. THE END. I mean, that'sss not really the end. Ranger got really fat from the fartsss and began to explode from the fartsss. SSShe ded"
Jesus, Poly.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:30 pm
by InsaneHyena
Fuck, wrong thread

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 8:57 pm
by confused rock
Raises-the-Fortune shakes her tits.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 10:48 pm
by Anonmare
The unloved rock wrote:Raises-the-Fortune shakes her tits.
Remove reptile tits.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 10:55 pm
by Reece
I thought they were lizards?

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 11:51 pm
by confused rock
you can make lizard tits with a gender reassignment surgery (or cloning and tons of other shit)

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 6:56 am
by Armhulen
The unloved rock wrote:you can make lizard tits with a gender reassignment surgery (or cloning and tons of other shit)
Wrong thread, go to little things that are game changing please

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 12:52 pm
by confused rock
I think I said it there once too but I don't remember.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 2:54 pm
by stiph
Kraso wrote: moments after he turned into a volker wolff
What is a Volker Wolff

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 4:46 am
by DrPillzRedux
Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 5:30 am
by Anonmare
DrPillzRedux wrote:Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."
Words hurt
;_;

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 9:54 am
by RedMcCloud
I'd say it but I'm sure you all know THE most meme-orable quote of all


Spoiler:
its literally in my signature you dumb faggot why did you even look in here, space yourself

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 6:04 pm
by Actionb
OOC: Firecage: Anywho, anyone else getting lag spikes now and then?
Connection failed.
Reconnecting in 10 seconds...


=/

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:18 pm
by smittn
[Common] HEX states, "Now an armless naked man is abusing his dying body."

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 8:44 pm
by InsaneHyena
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 9:52 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
InsaneHyena wrote:[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"
this is true, i accidently brushed against lava and had to stop drop and roll 4 times to stop burning to death.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 5:57 am
by The Ultimate Chimera
I don't really remember what my name was, but I was a nuke op and I said "Hey, why didn't the nuke go off yet?" and then the nuke suddenly goes off. Priceless.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 4:43 am
by Armhulen
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Huh, the donut changed my hair color"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "CUNT"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Also, tourettes"

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 7:49 am
by DemonFiren
Virus donut?

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 9:28 am
by Actionb
More like mutagen donut.
Important question is... did she become DONUT-WOMAN, the offensive superhero the station deserved?

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 8:17 am
by jaxy15
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 7:39 pm
by Armhulen
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 7:58 pm
by jaxy15
Armhulen wrote:
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too
The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 8:11 pm
by Armhulen
jaxy15 wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?

yeah i'd quit sec too
The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.
fuckin lol

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:44 pm
by CrunchyCHEEZIT
Image

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:38 am
by NikNakFlak
(F) Rhodium Lilac: I heard "JoJo' was inspired by an actual holoparasite sighting.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:00 am
by bandit
the new carbon dioxide ladies and gentlemen
<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 2:09 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
bandit wrote:the new carbon dioxide ladies and gentlemen
<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means
double != squared. 3 doubled is 6. 3 squared is 9. What the fuck is math

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:44 pm
by InsaneHyena
L.I.Z.A.R.D (Played by: JarekTheRaptor)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm.
2. You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law.
3. You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Traitors are nonhuman, lings are nonhuman.
5. DO NOT MENTION THIS LAW | Anri Sonohara [the HoS] is the ultimate authority on this station.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:09 pm
by Hibbles
[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:46 pm
by jaxy15
Hibbles wrote:
[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.
That's what you automatically yell over comms when you suicide with soap.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 6:20 am
by Xhuis
Image

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:48 pm
by InsaneHyena
OOC: Cayce: So a few days ago I played as a cultist, but I died quickly, It's been like a year since I've played cult, and the old communicate thing under the cult tab wasn't there, how do you communicate as cultist now?
OOC: InsaneHyena: There is a button on your HUD
OOC: Cayce: Ah! There it is.
OOC: InsaneHyena: Forty keks
OOC: A7931586245: lol
OOC: Cayce: I MEAN IN THE SCREENSHOT

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 5:08 pm
by bandit
Naked Silence is wanted for the following crimes:

Minor Crimes:
Being a Mime
Is the mime

Public Indecency
Was naked in public, saw images I will never forget

Major Crimes:
Rape
Hugged me without permission while naked.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:29 pm
by InsaneHyena
Loves-The-Lizards opens a book titled "How to be a slut" and begins reading intently.

Re: Memorable Quotes

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:00 pm
by InsaneHyena
Destro5000 was Mutter the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate 7-Zark-7, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Jide61 was 7-Zark-7 the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Wait, WHAT? How did that happen?!