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Objective #1: Create a supermatter-charged singularity.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death.

New meta: no one will order supermatter shards ever.

mosquitoman wrote:New meta: no one will order supermatter shards ever.

That's not inherently a bad thing...

Xhuis wrote:Objective #1: Create a supermatter-charged singularity.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death.

Hah, I got that, next to killing someone who was also tasked with murdering me.

Subverted the AI, made it order a PA, generator, SM, hack the bots and power down cloning, and then...

If you get that objective an admin did it - it's not actually one that you can get normally.

Found at the derelict. Glitch? or Subtle Reference?

Cuboos wrote:


Found at the derelict. Glitch? or Subtle Reference?

Quick mapdive shows that the table is not in fact named Mekhi Anderson, so an admin must've done it.

Xhuis wrote:

Cuboos wrote:


Found at the derelict. Glitch? or Subtle Reference?

Quick mapdive shows that the table is not in fact named Mekhi Anderson, so an admin must've done it.

OH FFS.
I saw this picture earlier and was like "I wonder what the reference is"

Did not even realise the TABLE was named after Mekhi, Haha.

Cuboos wrote:


Found at the derelict. Glitch? or Subtle Reference?

Admins, without a doubt.
We have a very strict policy against player references.

2beard and Cuban Pete tend to disagree.

grandfathered in, etc, and evne then im 99% sure we purged those references. (there was an attempt to do it, at least)
cuban pete can stay because he's something of a legend and wasn't actually a griefer unlike literally every other dank player reference and new people actually know who he is. (and i'm p sure that you could probably find somebody somewhere who would be surprised if you told them he was a real player)
(cuban pete also being purged there is the reason i think it might not have been merged, but hey)

Nah, 2bread is still a recipe, as is doublebearded wine. Hell, the jerky is still named after SoS

i guess the purge didnt go through, then vOv

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Nik says it's all getting reverted.

HOO-FUCKING-RAY.

What the fuck happened there?

Based on the filename I assume it is the new microbomb implants when you stack 20 of them

Wyzack wrote:Based on the filename I assume it is the new microbomb implants when you stack 20 of them

*macrobomb

One of the bloodiest gang wars I've ever seen, that culminated in me going full Censor on a pack of gangsters. I ran out of flashbangs and bullets, so I had to get medieval with the drill-shield combo.

Pic is the cleanup.

DID YOU... DID YOU KILL LINDSAY?

yeah holy fuck i was a part of that one, we were literally JUST about to start our dominator and i was shouting for everybody to come to the construction room
no idea how sec knew where we were before we even fully arranged, I just opened the door to let the gang in and suddenly there's a shootout
we would have won if it wasn't for riot shields ;-;
(also in the permabrig i tabled mekhi while nude and another officer had to come in to get me off of him :^) )

>killing lindsay

Okay, that's it, you're not getting my readmin vote

MMMiracles wrote:

Wyzack wrote:Based on the filename I assume it is the new microbomb implants when you stack 20 of them

*macrobomb

No it was actually the microbomb, a mistake in the coding meant they only cost 1TC and each was almost as powerful as a macrobomb.

Lindsay made the mistake of crossing a really angry Head of Security armed with a robust surgical implement.

Penguin, we traced a recall to Construction Area.

>Not recalling from a completely different part of the station to confuse everyone
>Not setting up an ambush wherever you recall and seeing how many red pigs you can kill

peoplearestrange wrote:

MMMiracles wrote:

Wyzack wrote:Based on the filename I assume it is the new microbomb implants when you stack 20 of them

*macrobomb

No it was actually the microbomb, a mistake in the coding meant they only cost 1TC and each was almost as powerful as a macrobomb.

Not almost. What happened was that goofball typoed and switched up the microbombs with the macrobombs, so macrobombs were the ones that cost 1TC.

Every time a wish is offered to me you're practically asking to ruin everybody else's fun.

Scones wrote:Lindsay made the mistake of crossing a really angry Head of Security armed with a robust surgical implement.

Penguin, we traced a recall to Construction Area.

I saved lives that day with my needless sacrifice. Of saving no one and dying painfully to the hands of a security team.

Scones wrote:Lindsay made the mistake of crossing a really angry Head of Security armed with a robust surgical implement.

Penguin, we traced a recall to Construction Area.

shiiiit i forgot you could do that fuck
fuuuuck
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
it was me that recalled
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT
do you know how heartbroken i was to be dragged away in cuffs leaving behind the corpses of my comrades
and it was all my fault ;-;

You know.... now that i think about it... that fire door is kind of useless...

Did she polish a laser later?

Cuboos wrote:

You know.... now that i think about it... that fire door is kind of useless...

IMHO there are way too many places this happens...
Most of RnD in fact (where a lot of fires can happen easily due to the many canisters/bomb room)

toxins has emergency shutters

Everybody knows firelocks were designed to stop criminal scum on the run.

Miauw wrote:toxins has emergency shutters

But Xeno doesn't, testing doesn't, the RD's office doesn't, Robotics doesn't, the machine room doesn't. I can't remember if RnD does though.

Crime reports at their most suggestive.

peoplearestrange wrote:

Cuboos wrote:

You know.... now that i think about it... that fire door is kind of useless...

IMHO there are way too many places this happens...
Most of RnD in fact (where a lot of fires can happen easily due to the many canisters/bomb room)

Working as designed.

It's a crime against decency.

After covering the hallway in around 600 deathnettles, Centcomm decides the best solution is to send in an ERT team to purge the halls with fire.

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Fuck yeah, 2 screenshots within a few days.

What better way to be a braindamaged engineer than making a happy face with cables, after all.

Braincake wrote:After covering the hallway in around 600 deathnettles, Centcomm decides the best solution is to send in an ERT team to purge the halls with fire.

I really... really... should not have told you how to properly use mutagen... I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT LYNCHED FOR IT, YOU GOT TO GET ON THE DAMN SHUTTLE.

I had fun with the max potency bananas, though.

Note to self: Never slip sec again.

Cuboos wrote:I really... really... should not have told you how to properly use mutagen... I WAS THE ONE THAT GOT LYNCHED FOR IT, YOU GOT TO GET ON THE DAMN SHUTTLE.

That shuttle ride wasn't too pleasant; first I got stabbed with some nettles to red, then punched to crit, then shotgunned the rest of the way, all by Security. Totally deserved it, too.

I'm still not sorry for the idea to rip Sonic 3 and Knuckles' eggman sprite and VV it

IT CAN BE DONE

Pics or It Di-
Oh...
OH SHIT! It's there for a REASON!?
Wow.