/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:04 pm**

Bottom post of the previous page:

>no longer allowed to rampage
Wait what since when.

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:57 pm**

I am 90% sure that purged silicons are now required to follow server rules like any other player and can not seek revenge without a good IC reason to do so. It is a shame, because if properly escalated it can be really cool. I think it had to be axed because people would see they got purged and just immediatly and silently begin to go killing people because CAN KILL = MUST KILL IMMEDIATLY

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:06 pm**

Well, that's just the same old "allowed to rampage with good reason".

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:23 pm**

Isane wrote:

I was jack lightning in there.

Sidenote,I don't know how this happened, admin probably did this, as i was being raiden from metal gear rising revengance...
We had jetstream sam as the lawyer, spouting quotes. Meanwhile, I couldn't be bothered, colecting arms for doktor.

I think this was the day after your screenchot with that unscripted metal gear rising rp

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:08 am**

(F) DEAD: Ward Robertson says, "We need more sluts"

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 4:08 am**

(F) Lucas Vanleer has died at Aft Maintenance.
(F) Divine Telepathy, Jesus says, "for the love of me"

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 1:24 pm**

Varnesy wrote:(F) DEAD: Ward Robertson says, "We need more sluts"

Funny causes he drives so many waifu's away from the server

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2016 11:18 pm**

Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:25 am**

what insanehyena isn't saying is it was my pet parrot I spent 15 minutes getting sentient as pirate chaplain. the reason they took it is because I planned on using solely my nautical energy sword, and I just got it off a nuke op I killed with nothing but that sword against theirs.

also, I remember someone saying something along the lines of "brig just got emped and doors are shocked, ai rogue?"

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:24 am**

InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.

Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:57 am**

not tg but someone trying to argue their way out of a B&E arrest because they fixed the window when they left:

[Common] Moxie Camila asks, "What'd I break?"
[Common] Moxie Camila asks, ".. No. In the process of breaking and entering, as you said, what did I break?"
[Common] Anari Risenfield yells, "The law!"

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:53 am**

Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.

You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 12:35 pm**

I don't think poly couldve even grabbed the fuckin esword if it was drawn, god damn it, poly was my sentience potioned fucking pet

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 1:21 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.
You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

uh yeah, if you've looked at their other stuff they've done art way more complex than the simple character sketches people request, there's no need to randomly be a cunt fnr

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 2:47 pm**

calzilla1 wrote:
Alipheese wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:Poly grabs the double-bladed energy sword out of Is-A-Lizard's hand!

Yes, this happened.
Kor's gf needs and i mean NEEDS to draw this. It's too hlarious.
You really think she can draw anything more complex than "person or humanoid standing up and doing something innocuous"?

I dont see you drawin shit, you fuck.

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:02 pm**

Maybe the idea that someone has a gf triggers him?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:04 pm**

back the fuck up calzilla1

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:07 pm**

Calzilla more like calzone because you're a salty mass of roasted dough.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:39 pm**

Map rotation has chosen to ignore you for next round!

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2016 9:01 pm**

Unknown: Aaaaayyyyyy
Mothership Rho Scientist (as Unknown) exclaims, "Oink Oink!"

So... you can use the pigmask as an alium

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2016 6:05 pm**

OOC: Jaxy15: i murderboned so hard that even reed tried to attack me with no provocation

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:35 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 5:48 pm**

Hahah holy shit dude. Serves you right fucking metafriender

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 6:11 pm**

Fucking metafriending cancer ruining our servers

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 7:10 pm**

gotta post a ban appeal thread to the headmins now

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 9:27 pm**

The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2016 6:21 pm**

Shaps wrote:The ban will not be lifted, pending the banning admin returning to make a ruling

Hey man with pleasure

Posted: **Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:22 am**

fuck you and your attention whoring

Posted: **Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:53 pm**

Central Command Update:
We've determined that the bomber wired his devices to the phrase, "Blow it all to hell." For your own safety this phrase should not be spoken out loud.
(Common) Chaplain: "Blow it all to hell."
Chaplain has died at the bar.
Assistant has died in the dorms.
Assistant has died in the central hallway.
Doctor has died in Sleepers.
Engineer has died in dorms.
Scientist has died robotics.
Chef has died in kitchen.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
Botanist has died in hydroponics.
(Dead) Chaplain: "kek."

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:21 am**

Local powergamer's take on running super-fast
[17:20] <ma44> yeah but the movement speed gives me like motion sickness

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:47 pm**

The skeleton is holding its breath! It looks like it's trying to commit suicide.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:00 pm**

what a faggot, nonantag suicides should be bannable

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:13 am**

Floorbot states, "WHO REQRI FLOR"
Floorbot states, "WHO NED FLOR"
Floorbot states, "I CAN FLOR HE"

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:38 am**

I can't into bbcode, have attatchment instead. Fuck I'm just so proud of how well the deadman maxcaps work.

Posted: **Wed Sep 21, 2016 5:10 am**

[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Nah, just collecting bodies and boy parts for cloning."
[Common] Fiz Bump says, "Oh god, I mean body parts"

Posted: **Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:35 pm**

Pomegranate headed toward corporate renaissance with methamphetamine, the sleeping pill

that's

that's not what

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:43 pm**

OOC: Brother Pawn: I'm standing next to the Garden, and I hear someone say "Heather Kelly was just converted!" so, I tased you, checked your backpack, saw a whole shitload of bombs, and then they went off.
OOC: Brother Pawn: And it was huuuge.
OOC: Endozworld: I don't know what yall expect when you try to approach Heather Kelly at this point.
OOC: SpaceInaba: Heather Kelly is a blessing
OOC: Odhisius: To be honest pawn, you should know better than to touch Heather Kelly's bags.
OOC: Brother Pawn: This was my first time meeting Heather Kelly. Now I know.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:19 am**

Fixing sand smashed breaches at holodeck.

Jayne Staymates yells, "I HOPE ONE DOESNT HIT ME!!"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I don't give a single shit about your engine"
You start building wall girders...
You start building wall girders...
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "If you want to make one and have the time to do so"
[Common] Hits-The-Wizard asks, "You are ssso mean, did you know that?"
[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Fix the fucking station so we don't have to leave"
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
Your eyes sting a little.
You suddenly feel very weak.

Posted: **Wed Sep 28, 2016 11:14 pm**

Nothing can possibly go wrong.jpg

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:49 am**

"Damnit Mekhi, kiss me"

t. Lauser McLauchlan

Can't remember if these were the exact words. It was like a year ago.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2016 3:46 pm**

It's not a memorable quote if you can't remember the words.

Posted: **Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:09 pm**

Posted: **Sun Oct 02, 2016 7:43 pm**

the flukey family sounds like a good z-grade family sitcom

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:07 am**

[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:29 am**

Let me introduce you to the tale of Baits-for-Clicks

http://pastebin.com/fmeaDm4G

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:45 am**

Wailing, not whaling.

Let's see if anybody falls for that one.

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:12 pm**

The only thing that could make that better is if the clown wasn't actually the one that took the ID, wasn't a traitor, and just got the captain to go full-javert simply by saying stupid shit on the radio.

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 7:14 pm**

#notallclowns
#notalllizards

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:44 pm**

TechnoAlchemist wrote:[Common] Illillious Torbusculer says, "IF YOU GIVE THE CLOWN SPACE LUBE YOU BETTER SAVE SOME FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONA NEED IT IN THE BRIG JACKASS"

Lewd.

Posted: **Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:13 am**

Hazardous012 wrote:I'm very sorry I fingered a borg and called it a cutie.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:28 am**

Jonathan Talist says, "Oh a syndi bomb"
Michael Korsovik applies the ointment on himself.
Micks Tape says, "IS that what I think it is"
Eric Andre has been hit by the fire extinguisher.
Eric Andre has been hit by the metal.
Eric Andre's left leg has been violently dismembered!
BANG
Your eyes sting a little.
Freddy Castiglioni's right leg has been violently dismembered!
Maximillian Ryder shivers.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Micks Tape's right arm has been violently dismembered!
Micks Tape's left leg has been violently dismembered!
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the advanced energy gun.
Fesa Semenov has been hit by the white shoes.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Jonathan Hammond has been hit by the metal.
Phillip Johnson catches fire!
You're set on fire!

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