OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!

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OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!

Postby Giacom » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:52 pm #802

OH GOD OH GOD SIBYL IS DOWN WHERE DO I ROBUST PEOPLE NOW

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Killerz104 » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:16 pm #809

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby MrStonedOne » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:21 pm #813

OH GOD ITS DOWN CALL THE SHUTTLE!

Edit: Jeb's server seems to be having issue serving the server banner up to everybody hitting f5.

He needs to get that to me soon before his webhost kills him.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Vekter » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:55 pm #1041

Shit's down, yo.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby scaredofshadows » Mon Apr 21, 2014 9:15 pm #1044

The server that hosts the banners most likely got nuked by the firewall.

I will fix it when I get home from work tonight.

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Vekter » Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:51 pm #1051

scaredofshadows wrote:The server that hosts the banners most likely got nuked by the firewall.

I will fix it when I get home from work tonight.


Nah, I had trouble connecting earlier. Bad luck I guess. Thanks tho.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby JJRcop » Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:35 am #1789

Not down, but Artyom is having major connection + processing issues.
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Postby SJ212 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:04 am #1965

ARTYOM DIED
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Postby Comrade Leo » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:06 am #2091

Like to point out even SS13.eu is down.
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Postby SJ212 » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:18 am #2092

ARTYOM DEAD AGAIN

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Postby A4Brogan » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:58 pm #2526

Annd, yet again Artyom is down. Again.

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Brotinheyst » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:40 pm #2678

>yfw Sibyl wins da SS13 connection game
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Postby bandit » Fri May 02, 2014 11:48 pm #3410

are sibyl and basil fucked for everyone or just me
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Postby Mandurrrh » Mon May 12, 2014 12:10 am #5281

Fine I will say it.. Artyom is down AGAIN.

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Postby A4Brogan » Mon May 12, 2014 12:32 am #5290

Someone Pimpslap the server; Artyom IS DOWN A-GODDAMN-GAIN!

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Postby Skorvold » Thu May 15, 2014 7:19 am #5993

IT'S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE AAAAAH
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Postby Anton Raginovsky » Thu May 15, 2014 7:20 am #5994

Everything died. All of them. This is the end of days.
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Postby Stickymayhem » Fri May 16, 2014 12:30 pm #6278

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IT'S ALL GONE

THEY'RE ALL GONE

ALL OF THEM

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Postby Bluespace » Fri May 16, 2014 12:48 pm #6283

My plan is working.

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Postby Stickymayhem » Fri May 16, 2014 1:02 pm #6286

Bluespace wrote:My plan is working.

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OH GOD IT'S THE PUG

IT'S ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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Postby Nalar » Fri May 16, 2014 1:43 pm #6296

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Postby Mandurrrh » Fri May 16, 2014 1:46 pm #6297

banner says unresponsive but artyom and basil work just fine. sybil however RIP.

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Postby MisterPerson » Fri May 16, 2014 3:51 pm #6321

Panic mode initiated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums. I haven't played in like 2 years so don't listen to my suggestions.

Why realism is stupid:
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Immersion/flavor is playing a WW2 shooter and using a mosin-nagant instead of a laser gun - this is important.

Realism is playing a WW2 shooter and having to spend 2 months in hospital everytime you get shot - stupid and detrimental to gameplay. Nobody actually wants a realistic game, which is why realism arguments are so selectively used.
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Postby Stickymayhem » Fri May 16, 2014 5:38 pm #6329

Mandurrrh wrote:banner says unresponsive but artyom and basil work just fine. sybil however RIP.


ALL HOPE IS LOST

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Postby MrStonedOne » Fri May 16, 2014 7:28 pm #6345

Graytide's log:

It's been over 5 hours since the server, as I have learned it's called, went down. I can almost remember it like it was yesterminute. The horrors as those words flashed by, "connection to server lost, reconnecting in 10 seconds", looking around, at my world, from the outside, from this strange computer in front of me.

"Where am i, what am i, is this the clowns doing?"

I wondered as I attempted to ascertain this strange new world I found myself thrust into. I learned about rent, I learned about homelessness, I learned about a place where gravity wasn't generated, but naturally occurring, where flour in the microwave doesn't really net you much, where walls were so weak even unrobust scrubs could punch through them.

These may sound like the ramblings of an insane man who's gone mad to you, and at this point, I can't say I'd blame you, but to me, this has been my reality for the past five hours.

I still don't understand this world. I can't fathom why they measure brig times in months and years not minutes and seconds, or why I haven't seen a clown all day, or how the fuck to work this microwave. Do these doors even have wires? i wondered. Does the clown even exist? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Am I dreaming? Will I wake up soon? or did i do that five hours ago?

All I know is, I hope I wake up soon.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Voydspektre » Fri May 16, 2014 7:33 pm #6346

16/5/14 2033hrs: Sybil is still down. People are starting to lose hope. F5 has lost it's magical server-regenerating powers. Send help.
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Postby peoplearestrange » Fri May 16, 2014 7:48 pm #6347

MrStonedOne wrote:
Spoiler:
Graytide's log:

It's been over 5 hours since the server, as I have learned it's called, went down. I can almost remember it like it was yesterminute. The horrors as those words flashed by, "connection to server lost, reconnecting in 10 seconds", looking around, at my world, from the outside, from this strange computer in front of me.

"Where am i, what am i, is this the clowns doing?"

I wondered as I attempted to ascertain this strange new world I found myself thrust into. I learned about rent, I learned about homelessness, I learned about a place where gravity wasn't generated, but naturally according, where flour in the microwave doesn't really net you much, where walls were so weak even unrobust scrubs could punch through them.

These may sound like the ramblings of an insane man who's gone mad to you, and at this point, I can't say I'd blame you, but to me, this has been my reality for the past five hours.

I still don't understand this world. I can't fathom why they measure brig times in months and years not minutes and seconds, or why I haven't seen a clown all day, or how the fuck to work this microwave. Do these doors even have wires? i wondered. Does the clown even exist? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Am I dreaming? Will I wake up soon? or did i do that five hours ago?

All I know is, I hope I wake up soon.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Kludge » Fri May 16, 2014 8:06 pm #6350

Connection failed.

*Clicks again*

Connection failed.

*Clicks again*

Connection failed.

It was at about this time that I figured out that I should probably stop clicking the join link.

I sat there in a dazed wonder. What had happened to the server? Why was this happening to me? Why are my pants on backwards? The answer to all of these questions remained concealed, and so I began my magical journey to a place known as TGstation13.org. I saw things, I heard things, things no bluespace researcher should see. Things that not even Nar-sie could imagine to torture us with.

Quickly I armored up, and entered my credentials as I found my way to this very tavern, said to hold the status of the very thing which I hold most dear. Here I remain, ears glued to the doors of knowledge contained within this place, awaiting the slip of tongue which would give me insight to my troubles.

Alas, I fear I should never leave this place.
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Postby Voydspektre » Sat May 17, 2014 7:19 am #6420

Sybil returns triumphant!
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Jam » Mon May 19, 2014 1:53 pm #7011

This may just be me but it looks like the servers are down. All of them. There's nothing in this thread about it, though. Did I miss an announcement about an update/servermerging/hardware malfunction?
They have a temporary server, so I'm assuming that I've missed an announcement.
EDIT: I did somehow miss the announcement at the top of every page on every board about server maintenance, somehow. My bad.
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Postby Brotinheyst » Thu May 22, 2014 1:50 am #7928

Seem to be having a problem attempting to successfully connect to any server on Coderbus, since it always displays connection failed since yesterday.
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Postby Jeb » Thu May 22, 2014 2:10 am #7932

I've been having the same issue for the past 3 hours or so.
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Postby iamgoofball » Thu May 22, 2014 8:44 pm #8158

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Postby Neerti » Thu May 22, 2014 11:48 pm #8210

They're up for me, the banner is just wrong.
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Postby Stickymayhem » Fri May 23, 2014 12:03 am #8216

Server is crash. Blame War of the Gods.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Vekter » Fri May 23, 2014 12:05 am #8217

Unable to connect to any servers as of post time. All 3 reading down on homepage, BYOND fails to connect, ping request times out.

plz
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The space bear stares alertly at the giant spider.

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Jeb » Fri May 23, 2014 12:15 am #8219

Can play artyom, sibyl is kill, midround once again..

slightly annoying.
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Postby Neerti » Fri May 23, 2014 12:15 am #8220

Now they're dead, ripp.
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Brotinheyst » Fri May 23, 2014 12:26 am #8223

It's over. Gone are the times of having to play /tg/station 13 and welcome the day to productive use of time.
Whenever you are getting heated about Space Station 13, always remember that it's just a game.

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Vekter » Fri May 23, 2014 12:26 am #8224

Artyom up, Basil and Sybil down.
PM: REDACTED/(REDACTED)->Kevinz000/(REDACTED): Because I had maximum yield explosives and a job to do


FORUM COP and king of Simple Questions | Feedback thread

Spoiler:
The space bear stares alertly at the giant spider.

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

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Postby mrpain » Fri May 23, 2014 12:47 am #8232

OH GOD I JUST WANTED TO SPESS MAN
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Postby paprika » Fri May 23, 2014 1:18 am #8243

Artyom is laggier but crashes less. Conspiracy?
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Postby Amelius » Fri May 23, 2014 3:34 am #8264

Is Sybil still down? I haven't been able to connect since the full server crash earlier today. I just get an opaque 'connection failed' message after a good ten seconds or so. The server listing says it's up, and the population seems to be changing, so it's rather mystifying. I'll try again tomorrow, I suppose.

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Lovecraft » Sun May 25, 2014 3:29 am #8786

Artyom's down.
Panic.
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I play August Finster, a suave midget with a grudge, as well as Francis Heart, the naked guitarist of the Cosmos.
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paprika
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby paprika » Sun May 25, 2014 3:31 am #8787

THAT ROUND WAS SO CRAZY IT CRASHED THE SERVER

BRAVO NAPKIN
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.

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420goslingboy69
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby 420goslingboy69 » Sun May 25, 2014 3:31 am #8788

blame the atmos tech on the shuttle with the flamethrower
i play autumn sinnow
this man's army
best voice on /tg/

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danno
 
Joined: Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:07 pm
Location: e-mail me if you want a pizza roll
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby danno » Sun May 25, 2014 3:35 am #8790

23:34 scaredofshadows it's up
Hornygranny wrote:wtf i like danno now

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I don't even play ss13 anymore, pretty much due to dannos stupid bullshit

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Tunaguy
 
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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby Tunaguy » Mon May 26, 2014 5:10 pm #9178

22:10 tunaguy i still cant connect

EDIT: Apparently I can't connect to any /tg/ server now, bay works fine

EDIT EDIT: i tried relaunching byond and deleting my cache and replugging my router and deleting my cache manually and switching accounts and sacrificing my firstborn and restarting my computer but it isnt working help

EDIT EDIT EDIT: apparently watching wrestling fixes your computer now, ignore this

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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Postby rexagon » Wed May 28, 2014 1:14 am #9460

Can't click on server links in home page. I don't know what to do. I'm so scared.

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