/tg/Station 13

OH GOD OH GOD SIBYL IS DOWN WHERE DO I ROBUST PEOPLE NOW

https://status.tgstation13.org/

Just robust people in real life.

OH GOD ITS DOWN CALL THE SHUTTLE!

Edit: Jeb's server seems to be having issue serving the server banner up to everybody hitting f5.

He needs to get that to me soon before his webhost kills him.

Shit's down, yo.

The server that hosts the banners most likely got nuked by the firewall.

I will fix it when I get home from work tonight.

scaredofshadows wrote:The server that hosts the banners most likely got nuked by the firewall.

I will fix it when I get home from work tonight.

Nah, I had trouble connecting earlier. Bad luck I guess. Thanks tho.

Not down, but Artyom is having major connection + processing issues.

ARTYOM DIED
PANIC

Like to point out even SS13.eu is down.

ARTYOM DEAD AGAIN


why the fuck is artyom so unstable

Annd, yet again Artyom is down. Again.

>yfw Sibyl wins da SS13 connection game

are sibyl and basil fucked for everyone or just me

Fine I will say it.. Artyom is down AGAIN.

Someone Pimpslap the server; Artyom IS DOWN A-GODDAMN-GAIN!

IT'S THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE AAAAAH

Everything died. All of them. This is the end of days.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD IT'S ALL GONE

THEY'RE ALL GONE

ALL OF THEM

PANIC

My plan is working.

Bluespace wrote:My plan is working.

OH GOD IT'S THE PUG

IT'S ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

banner says unresponsive but artyom and basil work just fine. sybil however RIP.

Panic mode initiated
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Mandurrrh wrote:banner says unresponsive but artyom and basil work just fine. sybil however RIP.

ALL HOPE IS LOST

SIBYL IS GONZO

Graytide's log:

It's been over 5 hours since the server, as I have learned it's called, went down. I can almost remember it like it was yesterminute. The horrors as those words flashed by, "connection to server lost, reconnecting in 10 seconds", looking around, at my world, from the outside, from this strange computer in front of me.

"Where am i, what am i, is this the clowns doing?"

I wondered as I attempted to ascertain this strange new world I found myself thrust into. I learned about rent, I learned about homelessness, I learned about a place where gravity wasn't generated, but naturally occurring, where flour in the microwave doesn't really net you much, where walls were so weak even unrobust scrubs could punch through them.

These may sound like the ramblings of an insane man who's gone mad to you, and at this point, I can't say I'd blame you, but to me, this has been my reality for the past five hours.

I still don't understand this world. I can't fathom why they measure brig times in months and years not minutes and seconds, or why I haven't seen a clown all day, or how the fuck to work this microwave. Do these doors even have wires? i wondered. Does the clown even exist? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Am I dreaming? Will I wake up soon? or did i do that five hours ago?

All I know is, I hope I wake up soon.

16/5/14 2033hrs: Sybil is still down. People are starting to lose hope. F5 has lost it's magical server-regenerating powers. Send help.

MrStonedOne wrote:

Spoiler:

Graytide's log:

It's been over 5 hours since the server, as I have learned it's called, went down. I can almost remember it like it was yesterminute. The horrors as those words flashed by, "connection to server lost, reconnecting in 10 seconds", looking around, at my world, from the outside, from this strange computer in front of me.

"Where am i, what am i, is this the clowns doing?"

I wondered as I attempted to ascertain this strange new world I found myself thrust into. I learned about rent, I learned about homelessness, I learned about a place where gravity wasn't generated, but naturally according, where flour in the microwave doesn't really net you much, where walls were so weak even unrobust scrubs could punch through them.

These may sound like the ramblings of an insane man who's gone mad to you, and at this point, I can't say I'd blame you, but to me, this has been my reality for the past five hours.

I still don't understand this world. I can't fathom why they measure brig times in months and years not minutes and seconds, or why I haven't seen a clown all day, or how the fuck to work this microwave. Do these doors even have wires? i wondered. Does the clown even exist? Was he just a figment of my imagination? Am I dreaming? Will I wake up soon? or did i do that five hours ago?

All I know is, I hope I wake up soon.

You sir, win. Just awesome.

Connection failed.

*Clicks again*

Connection failed.

*Clicks again*

Connection failed.

It was at about this time that I figured out that I should probably stop clicking the join link.

I sat there in a dazed wonder. What had happened to the server? Why was this happening to me? Why are my pants on backwards? The answer to all of these questions remained concealed, and so I began my magical journey to a place known as TGstation13.org. I saw things, I heard things, things no bluespace researcher should see. Things that not even Nar-sie could imagine to torture us with.

Quickly I armored up, and entered my credentials as I found my way to this very tavern, said to hold the status of the very thing which I hold most dear. Here I remain, ears glued to the doors of knowledge contained within this place, awaiting the slip of tongue which would give me insight to my troubles.

Alas, I fear I should never leave this place.

Sybil returns triumphant!

This may just be me but it looks like the servers are down. All of them. There's nothing in this thread about it, though. Did I miss an announcement about an update/servermerging/hardware malfunction?
They have a temporary server, so I'm assuming that I've missed an announcement.
EDIT: I did somehow miss the announcement at the top of every page on every board about server maintenance, somehow. My bad.

Seem to be having a problem attempting to successfully connect to any server on Coderbus, since it always displays connection failed since yesterday.

I've been having the same issue for the past 3 hours or so.

SERVERS ARE DOWN, PANIC PANIC

They're up for me, the banner is just wrong.

Server is crash. Blame War of the Gods.

Unable to connect to any servers as of post time. All 3 reading down on homepage, BYOND fails to connect, ping request times out.

plz

Can play artyom, sibyl is kill, midround once again..

slightly annoying.

Now they're dead, ripp.

It's over. Gone are the times of having to play /tg/station 13 and welcome the day to productive use of time.

Artyom up, Basil and Sybil down.

OH GOD I JUST WANTED TO SPESS MAN

Artyom is laggier but crashes less. Conspiracy?

Is Sybil still down? I haven't been able to connect since the full server crash earlier today. I just get an opaque 'connection failed' message after a good ten seconds or so. The server listing says it's up, and the population seems to be changing, so it's rather mystifying. I'll try again tomorrow, I suppose.

Artyom's down.
Panic.

THAT ROUND WAS SO CRAZY IT CRASHED THE SERVER

BRAVO NAPKIN

blame the atmos tech on the shuttle with the flamethrower

23:34 scaredofshadows it's up

22:10 tunaguy i still cant connect

EDIT: Apparently I can't connect to any /tg/ server now, bay works fine

EDIT EDIT: i tried relaunching byond and deleting my cache and replugging my router and deleting my cache manually and switching accounts and sacrificing my firstborn and restarting my computer but it isnt working help

EDIT EDIT EDIT: apparently watching wrestling fixes your computer now, ignore this

Can't click on server links in home page. I don't know what to do. I'm so scared.