/tg/Station 13

by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:14 am #135283

RIPRIPRIPRIP

by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:20 am #135286

I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

by **lzimann** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:22 am #135289

DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

So, this means it's all lizards' fault.

by **NoahGoldFox** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:40 am #135297

i was about to get on ;>;

by **Drynwyn** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:05 am #135304

cannot spessmans

i cri

by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:07 am #135308

lzimann wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

So, this means it's all lizards' fault.

It always is, read your Icke.

by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:14 am #135313

>don't play for like a week
>server goes down when I have time to play
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by **Supermichael777** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:19 am #135334

is it still down? somthing fucking hapened

by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:20 am #135335

The server finally committed ritualistic suicide to end the blood pact. Nothing is real. Be afraid.

by **Zilenan91** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:24 am #135336

SERVER IS LIVE

by **Zilenan91** » Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:50 am #136616

server shit the bed rip away mission

by **Bluespace** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm #136837

by **Bluespace** » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm #136838

it's okay mso was online

by **confused rock** » Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:20 pm #136936

ah fuck it crashed

by **Rumpelstiltskin3** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:28 pm #138266

The server seems to be down.

by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:31 pm #138267

Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:The server seems to be down.

seconded

by **Bluespace** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:32 pm #138268

my favourite arma server was down
so i go to connect to sybil
and that was down too
fucking anus cunt nuggers

by **Deitus** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:48 pm #138271

back up now

by **capi duffman** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:09 pm #138391

Now I'll never know why the hell did a ling pretty much jump in the kitchen, pop an armblade and kill me with the other cook, the brotanist, and half of the station looking.
He only slashed me, and even screamed a "YOU!!" before starting.

by **Lumbermancer** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:28 pm #139145

ree

I was about to bully the HoP for bossing around the sec.

by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:52 pm #139151

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by **MrStonedOne** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:07 pm #139155

Server is still powered up, rounds are frozen.

Network outage.

Waiting on server provider's response to my ticket.

10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)

by **Incoming** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:21 pm #139163

MrStonedOne wrote:10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)

Maybe if your lucky the server will be down for more than 8 hours and they'll have to start paying you instead.

by **MrStonedOne** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:35 pm #139177

Another network issue, high pings, high lag, most people should expect issues connecting, disconnects, and high ping.

by **srifenbyxp** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:05 pm #139199

It was me, I crashed the server just now.

:salt:

by **BornToHonk** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:36 pm #139212

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by **IrishWristWatch0** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:02 pm #139226

by **TehSteveo** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:11 pm #139228

I think IrishWristWatch broke it guys.

by **Qbopper** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:23 am #139245

FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again

by **ShadowDimentio** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:28 am #139248

GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE SLIMES AND GET PET CHANGELINGS

by **1g88a** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:33 am #139253

Qbopper wrote:FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again

Yeah it was perfectly fine for a bit there and then suddenly things went 100% dead shortly after a real round started.

by **booboolaboosh** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:54 am #139259

panic

by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:56 am #139261

FIRST

This post was deleted by NikNakFlak on Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:10 am. Top

This post was deleted by NikNakFlak on Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:10 am.

by **Screemonster** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:25 pm #139324

srifenbyxp wrote:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what?

by **Lumbermancer** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:14 pm #140068

10% discount get.

by **BornToHonk** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:18 pm #140069

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again

by **1g88a** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:01 am #140790

It said it was restarting for a bit but now both servers are showing "Connection Error!"
edit:
aaaaaand they're back

by **Deitus** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:40 pm #141171

server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.

by **Super Aggro Crag** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:43 pm #141176

Deitus wrote:server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.

fuck you i was doing a good job as chaplain

by **Zilenan91** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:06 am #141202

He's dead, Jim.

by **Bluespace** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:07 am #141203

everytime i get on to play
it fucking crashes

by **IcePacks** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:36 am #141216

this is the worst-case scenario

the server is down

AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH THREAD TO POST IN

by **Takeguru** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:11 am #141227

Sybil is down and Bagil has 40 players
It's over

by **newfren** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:52 am #141237

Hour 4 of sybil being down and the shakes are starting to set in. People have to play on basil.

I predict total collapse of /tg/ in another couple of hours.

by **Zilenan91** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:55 am #141239

CATS ARE LIVING WITH DOGS, AND THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH A HOT MESS OF 360 NOSCOPES

For real though why has the server been going down so much lately

by **Luke Cox** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:26 am #141258

Aaaand it's down again

by **Takeguru** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am #141259

Mother fuck

by **Luke Cox** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am #141260

I had just released singulo and stolen the nuke core, and I was ready to murderbone the shuttle too. God dammit.

by **rob** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:33 am #141261

put it back up please i want to have fun