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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:45 pm
by FantasticFwoosh

Bottom post of the previous page:

SOS bagil has just collapsed upon itself.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 5:53 pm
by DemonFiren
Don't call SOS, SOS can't help you.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:01 pm
by Helios
muh gang, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:14 am
by Zilenan91
RIPRIPRIPRIP

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:20 am
by DemonFiren
I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:22 am
by lzimann
DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.
So, this means it's all lizards' fault.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 12:40 am
by NoahGoldFox
i was about to get on ;>;

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:05 am
by Drynwyn
cannot spessmans

i cri

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:07 am
by DemonFiren
lzimann wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:I was in the middle of cloning an engineer and setting up a lizard date.

Every time I do the latter, shit happens. Suicidal mimes, singularities, tfw gf is ling...server crashes. The gods have not meant for me to even satirise ERP.
So, this means it's all lizards' fault.
It always is, read your Icke.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 1:14 am
by Zilenan91
>don't play for like a week
>server goes down when I have time to play
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:19 am
by Supermichael777
is it still down? somthing fucking hapened

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:20 am
by Zilenan91
The server finally committed ritualistic suicide to end the blood pact. Nothing is real. Be afraid.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:24 am
by Zilenan91
SERVER IS LIVE

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:50 am
by Zilenan91
server shit the bed rip away mission

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm
by Bluespace
Image

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:57 pm
by Bluespace
it's okay mso was online

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2015 5:20 pm
by confused rock
ah fuck it crashed

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:28 pm
by Rumpelstiltskin3
The server seems to be down.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:31 pm
by Deitus
Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:The server seems to be down.
seconded

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:32 pm
by Bluespace
my favourite arma server was down
so i go to connect to sybil
and that was down too
fucking anus cunt nuggers

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:48 pm
by Deitus
back up now

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:09 pm
by capi duffman
Now I'll never know why the hell did a ling pretty much jump in the kitchen, pop an armblade and kill me with the other cook, the brotanist, and half of the station looking.
He only slashed me, and even screamed a "YOU!!" before starting.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:28 pm
by Lumbermancer
ree

I was about to bully the HoP for bossing around the sec.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:52 pm
by srifenbyxp
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:07 pm
by MrStonedOne
Server is still powered up, rounds are frozen.

Network outage.

Waiting on server provider's response to my ticket.

10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:21 pm
by Incoming
MrStonedOne wrote:10% off the server bill for every 00.1% of downtime (~45 minutes) Downtime always rounds up. (0.1001% = 0.2%)
Maybe if your lucky the server will be down for more than 8 hours and they'll have to start paying you instead.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:35 pm
by MrStonedOne
Another network issue, high pings, high lag, most people should expect issues connecting, disconnects, and high ping.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:05 pm
by srifenbyxp
It was me, I crashed the server just now.


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Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:36 pm
by BornToHonk
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:02 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
rip

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:11 pm
by TehSteveo
I think IrishWristWatch broke it guys.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:23 am
by Qbopper
FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:28 am
by ShadowDimentio
GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANT TO GENOCIDE SLIMES AND GET PET CHANGELINGS

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:33 am
by 1g88a
Qbopper wrote:FUCK I THINK IT DED

edit: again
Yeah it was perfectly fine for a bit there and then suddenly things went 100% dead shortly after a real round started.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:54 am
by booboolaboosh
panic

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 6:56 am
by Wyzack
FIRST

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:25 pm
by Screemonster
srifenbyxp wrote:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what?

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:14 pm
by Lumbermancer
10% discount get.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2015 4:18 pm
by BornToHonk
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:01 am
by 1g88a
It said it was restarting for a bit but now both servers are showing "Connection Error!"
edit:
aaaaaand they're back

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:40 pm
by Deitus
server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:43 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
Deitus wrote:server just crashed, damn happy it did too. everyone was shit that round.

edit: seems to be back up.
fuck you i was doing a good job as chaplain

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:06 am
by Zilenan91
He's dead, Jim.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:07 am
by Bluespace
everytime i get on to play
it fucking crashes

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:36 am
by IcePacks
this is the worst-case scenario

the server is down

AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH THREAD TO POST IN

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:11 am
by Takeguru
Sybil is down and Bagil has 40 players
It's over

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:52 am
by newfren
Hour 4 of sybil being down and the shakes are starting to set in. People have to play on basil.

I predict total collapse of /tg/ in another couple of hours.

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:55 am
by Zilenan91
CATS ARE LIVING WITH DOGS, AND THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH A HOT MESS OF 360 NOSCOPES


For real though why has the server been going down so much lately

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:26 am
by Luke Cox
Aaaand it's down again

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am
by Takeguru
Mother fuck

Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:27 am
by Luke Cox
I had just released singulo and stolen the nuke core, and I was ready to murderbone the shuttle too. God dammit.