Step 2. Select your choice of superior mining tool. Resonator is generally more useful and less of a hassle to use to mine but accelerators can be good for antags. It is always better to use resonator for fighting mining mobs. Always.
Step 3. Take your stupid fucking mining rig. If you're new to mining, take a mining GPS and put it in your box. It will likely do nothing. Go to west side station and nab the medkit (leave a bruise pack and ointment for other miners, just 1. First come first serve.), Fill your pocket o2 fully up at the oxygen tank, embark to mining outside the south airlocks. LANTERN ON YOUR EXO SLOT FOR MAD LoS!
Step 4. Find dem minerals. Use the scanner, for your first haul back to the station prioritize a mixture of silver,gold,uranium,diamonds but in small portions for anything not diamond (get as many diamonds as possible), have at least 1 ore satchel full of plasma, it's very important for miners to do this.
Step 5. go to the ore redeemer and get MAD FUCKING POINTS for the plasma and diamonds, go back to mining afterward (optional trip to science to give materials.) And buy either a jetpack (if fucking off to space, antag things.) Or the more useful Stim pills. Consume at least 2 bottles of stim pills for a good lasting effect.
Step 6. - Assuming you didn't fuck off into space, use your new found speed to find materials quickly. You are now either artifact hunting, or mob hunting till shuttle call. (or still collecting materials for science, why you'd need to i don't know.)
Step 7. Repeat until bored or shuttle arrives. You are now offically a miner who can be useful and make yourself stronger.
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Fighting on Mining :
Goliath : Fighting a Goliath is easy as pie but it can sometimes fuck even the most experienced miner if it gets the drop on them. If using a resonator, stay 2 tiles away from it, and hit the ground where it WILL move and use bubbles to kill it. If using the gun, same idea but shoot Goliath directly. The resonator will always be faster.
Every 2 steps the goliath takes make sure you have your resonator or gun off cooldown and are 2 additional steps away from goliath so when it tentacles, you can dig a wall if it's blocking you from escaping it's tentacles. If there are no walls blocking your escape, just walk out of where the tentacles are and then rush back to the 1 tile away and keep bombarding it till it succumbs.
Basilisk : If using resonator, rush up to it before it freezes you and bash it's fucking face in with the resonator, it'll stay put and get popped by the bubbles and take the additional 10 damage from the resonator itself when you bash it. If using the gun, FUCK THE GUN, use your pickaxe. Kiting this thing with a gun is how you kill yourself.
Hivelord : Pickaxe. Just pickaxe the host body, do not recommend resonator because you could bubble yourself.
Gold Grub : No reason to fight this faggot unless he ate diamonds in front of your eyes. Else wise just pickaxe.
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Optional life improving things:
Mining rig upgrade : Goliath plates add +10% melee resist each time when applied to a rig, ideally if you're just mining you'd want to solely apply that to your chest piece. When maxed out you'll be able to fight a goliath without kiting and take minor damage. It is recommended to apply plates to the head instead if you plan to antag as players more often target your head. The plates will stack until they reach 80%. That makes your suit a space worthy riot suit.
Security Jumpsuit : This gives a +10% melee resist to both body attacks. Nag the QM or HoP to give you one. -Edited- Only body.
Augmentations : Augs are VERY useful for miners, as healing with a welder is ultimately easier. That and the extra brute resistance is -5 brute damage, -4 burn on each limb, and oddly makes you take less brute from all sources else wise. Downside : EMP vulnerability. -Edited- New information proved augs to be different than originally thought.
Vendor items assessment:
Jetpack - Best bang for buck, can be worn on exo slot so you don't have to worry too much. Best mobility, great for antagonists.
Stim Pills - The best fucking item for any situation. Max speed, resistance to cold (freezing eye beams will last significantly shorter). Can't robust what you can't keep up with.
Laz Injector - Can be emagged to make hostile mobs on station (?). Practical uses are reviving a Goliath and killing it for additional plates. Alternatively useful for bartering with the HoP or any staff with a pet. Flood the AI core with goliaths.
Soap - A tile based stun that is amazingly robust for it's cost. Also cleans up evidence.
Laser pointer - Borg stunner. Amazing during malf, or when you need to stop a borg in it's tracks and don't want to invest in EMP or trying to flash it.
Jaunter - Oh shit button, kinda shitty.
Acellerator or Resonator - Don't bother, get a diamond mining drill instead.
Sonic Jack - Good if you want additional speed at digging in combination with stims, but ultimately you should have a Diamond drill which is by far superior.
Mining Drone - useful if you want to amass resources and are lazy. Might also help kill a mob.
Toy Alien - Really robust little toy. Strips gas masks off people's faces and blinds them. Can cause a large issue for wizards. Unsure how to properly weaponize it else wise.
Chilli - Bad.
Cigar - I don't even.
Cash - BRIBE THE ADMINS!
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How to Gibonite :
Hit ore, count to 6-7, hit with scanner. Hope you get tier 0. If failed it blew up in your face, if succeeded you have tier 0-3. Use 2 tier 0s to blow open the AI core and make it cry at it's malf failure!
The Ripley -
Beg admins for Death Ripley, if no admins or non responsive, give it to cargo tech so they can drill open lockers and crates they shouldn't be able to. DO NOT BRING TO MINING.
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And that's all there is to it. Being a miner isn't fucking difficult.
Shame no one is going to read this and I'm gonna still see OOC whining about how shit mining is because of it's difficulty.