pistachios

[deputi]

so we had a round on cerestation and something interesting caught my eye. there were a few pistachio wrappers littered around the map, but as far as i know it isn't actually possible to acquire pistachio snacks. how did the pistachio wrappers get there if there's no way to get pistachios? does anyone know the lore behind these pistachio wrappers???

here is a close-up of the mysterious pistachio wrapper

[Fiz Bump]

Really joggin my noggin

[Cherrypone]

pistachios are extremely hard to grow in space
cerestation used to be a luxury resort-type place before it was converted into a mining/research facility or whatever
pistachios are like caviar and the rich tourists loved it
badda bing badda boom deepest lore

[oranges]

nutz

[deputi]

pistachios are extremely hard to grow in space
cerestation used to be a luxury resort-type place before it was converted into a mining/research facility or whatever
pistachios are like caviar and the rich tourists loved it
badda bing badda boom deepest lore

hmmm yes that may be a valid lore, but i did some digging in the code and found something very interesting

it shows here that a coder added pistachios in 2011 which precedes cerestation by many years so it couldn't possibly be a part of cerestation's lore. for 6 long years this mysterious pistachio wrapper has been hidden away in our code, but no one knows why. i think we need some high-level loremasters to crack this case open

[DemonFiren]

you guys are nuts

[confused rock]

moustachios are like the only nut I can even eat man and they are pretty nice

[calzilla1]

dicktachios are like the only nut I can even eat man and they are pretty nice

Dexif

[oranges]

if you don't know about pistachios you are a newfag

[MimicFaux]

If I get a bag pistachios, I will eat them until they are all gone or my fingers are too sore to open another one.
I might have a problem.

[Nabski]

The 3 lb bags from sam's club are the best.