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It is funny exactly one time. Not one time per erotica story, but one time total. Radio spam gets old fast and I reserve the right to mute, gib, delete, dust, remove the tongue of, or otherwise abuse people who read erotica on comms. Please stop doing it, it just shows that you are a (likely underage by several years) memer that has no concept of which memes are funny and which memes are long stale.

If you do it repeatedly you can actually get banned for it

i'll take ironic memes for 500, alex

its only funny to them because it makes admins make forum posts about it.

imagine being so self ironic you would make this forum post

John_Oxford wrote:its only funny to them because it makes admins make forum posts about it.

This is why I just delete them without any PM or further interaction

As one of the victims of this heinous crime

I'm neutral. I really don't let it get to me honestly.

at least it's a good excuse to make fun of people on command reports after BSAing their vocal chords

I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

DemonFiren wrote:I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

who said this!!!

I don't recall, it's been too long.

Spacestation 13 is a stale meme

DemonFiren wrote:I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

this is the original traitor gimmick what the fuck?

Qbopper wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

this is the original traitor gimmick what the fuck?

Tried it to get my target killed. An admin deleted all the walls around me, getting me killed.

I hit the follow button on whoever is reading to dodge voice changer trickery and delete them without checking antag status. Isn't so much that you arent allowed to do it as admins are allowed to kill you anyway so it is not worth doing it

Kor wrote:Isn't so much that you arent allowed to do it as admins are allowed to kill you anyway so it is not worth doing it

i was not aware this was the case

DemonFiren wrote:I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

thats fucking lame

Kor wrote:I hit the follow button on whoever is reading to dodge voice changer trickery and delete them without checking antag status. Isn't so much that you arent allowed to do it as admins are allowed to kill you anyway so it is not worth doing it

thats fucking lame!!

Limey wrote:

Kor wrote:I hit the follow button on whoever is reading to dodge voice changer trickery and delete them without checking antag status. Isn't so much that you arent allowed to do it as admins are allowed to kill you anyway so it is not worth doing it

thats fucking lame!!

i agree tbh

if reading wgw really makes you valid to admins there's so much more you could do than just deleting their mob right away

obviously you would make it so they can't speak first though

If they can't bother to do anything creative and original I am not gonna reward them with some exciting round derailment or flashy death

people who spam often do it for negative attention, so deletion without comment is the healthiest way to kill that behaviour

by the rules, you can read porn as an antag or non-antag, but you can't post massive blocks of text or copypaste so frequently that it's disruptive.

Seven~ years of the same unfunny book is enough thanks

I remember one round someone was reading revolutionary rhetoric over the radio so I decided to VVedit them some maptext with a big, bold, red R and alter the x, y coordinates to the upper right corner.
I sorta then began giving his "converts" the same R and to cut a long story short, it devolved into pseudo rev

Limey wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:I've once been told I can't read porn voicechanged as my target.
Away goes every and any reason to dig up the most heinous of literary crimes in my archives.

thats fucking lame

Kor wrote:I hit the follow button on whoever is reading to dodge voice changer trickery and delete them without checking antag status. Isn't so much that you arent allowed to do it as admins are allowed to kill you anyway so it is not worth doing it

thats fucking lame!!

Rare myon collected

If you are going to voice-change spamming smut then I would definitely warn an admin beforehand and ask if they are ok with it. Otherwise you're likely to find yourself quickly deleted. Even then if you're seriously spamming that shit like entire paragraphs I, as an admin, would not be happy.

Kor wrote:If they can't bother to do anything creative and original I am not gonna reward them with some exciting round derailment or flashy death

round derailment is debatable depending on what's going on but yeah i'm not saying you should waste time killing them in some neat way

let it be clear that i do not think spamming wgw is funny or worthy of defense and despite my posts in this thread i wouldn't really give a shit if you just deleted somebody reading it

CosmicScientist wrote:

Kor wrote:If they can't bother to do anything creative and original I am not gonna reward them with some exciting round derailment or flashy death

Kor wrote:Seven~ years of the same unfunny book is enough thanks

Take a break?

If you went to a cool bar with friends every week and there was this retard in the corner that kept yelling the same retarded joke every week would you tell me to take a break or remove the other guy from the bar?

Kor wrote:Seven~ years of the same unfunny book is enough thanks

Are you saying you won't delete me if I read porn that's never been read before?

DemonFiren wrote:

Kor wrote:Seven~ years of the same unfunny book is enough thanks

Are you saying you won't delete me if I read porn that's never been read before?

I reserve the right to nuke you but it is far less likely that I will

CosmicScientist wrote:insane nonsense

Are you seriously equating not enjoying WGW spam with not enjoying the game

~hoh!

Kor wrote:If they can't bother to do anything creative and original I am not gonna reward them with some exciting round derailment or flashy death

Please, please fucking do this more often. Stop rewarding shit behaviour.

Gamarr wrote:insert his quote here

We'll start with murderboning.

Now good luck actually doing that.

I just inject them with a fuckton of mute toxin to deny them the pleasure of fun memes

bandit wrote:I just inject them with a fuckton of mute toxin to deny them the pleasure of fun memes

I always just removed their languages and BSA/fireballed them

BeeSting12 wrote:

bandit wrote:I just inject them with a fuckton of mute toxin to deny them the pleasure of fun memes

I always just removed their languages and BSA/fireballed them

Too flashy and rewarding.

They are doing it to get BSAd, best just ban them for the round or something uninteresting if you actually want to discourage the behavior.

Personally I would just like them to at least read GOOD erotica.

Dr_bee wrote:They are doing it to get BSAd, best just ban them for the round or something uninteresting if you actually want to discourage the behavior.

One hour ban is what I ran with in the past. Means you miss out on the next round start probably and if they want to contest, they can go on the forums and explain why reading WGW was their right to do on the server and not worth the 1-hour ban.

plus it would make a good appeal to shitpost in

oranges wrote:plus it would make a good appeal to shitpost in

i'm sold

maybe i'm autistic but it still gets a laugh from me now and then

WGW is a stale meme. People reading the librarians latest work featuring frequent crew members is occasionally worth a chuckle

For the longest time, it has been an unspoken rule that reading erotica over the comms does two things to you. A: You are valid, and can be brutally murdered on sight without threat of getting a bwoink. B: The subject can be treated as non-human by the AI.

If the crew doesn't rip you apart in a few minutes, and you keep going, the crew had their chance to get some cathartic robusting in. Now the admin gets to go full abuse mode on your ass. WGW wasn't funny the first time for anyone but the idiot reading it, hoping to gross people out with a wretched piece of the lowest quality smut. The jokes not funny if you are the only one laughing.

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