[POLL] Do you ERP?

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Have YOU erp'ed?

Yes
21
8%
Yes
21
8%
Yes
21
8%
No
64
25%
No
64
25%
No
64
25%
 
Total votes : 255

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[POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby BornToHonk » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:28 pm #1397

I have never erp'd prior to this, but it escalated to fast.


Clown asks for me to change his gender from male to female, asks for me to marry him, and then i drag him off to dorms to have sex with my wife.


http://pastebin.com/ZS0CJRtd

Spoiler:
Jingletitties says, "Come mime"
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Mime Operative inserts his tounge into clown
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Security is here to keep you safe"
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Ash Williams says, "AHH"
Jingletitties attempted to disarm Unknown!
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Safetytron [145.9] states, "From yourself or others"
Royce Northey blinds Unknown with the flash!
Mime Operative has disarmed Unknown!
Jingletitties attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Jingletitties says, "Argh"
Royce Northey says, "My wedding gift ot you"
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Central Command!"
Lenin says, "What was that."
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "an engineer just attacked me"
Chase Logue [145.9] says, "AI, open up."
Jingletitties says, "Oh mime"
Access Denied
You remove the ID from the PDA-Mime Operative (Mime).
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " AI"
Jingletitties says, "undress me"
You put the ID into PDA-Mime Operative (Mime)'s slot.
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] asks, " Can you see me?"
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Overload located: medbay"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "Actually I think I'm hallucinating"
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " Help Sweeny thyme is abusing me and he isn't sec"
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Yes"
You are now resting.
Lenin [145.9] says, "HAH ABUSE."
Jingletitties says, "I want you to tear it off"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " Heal em up, please"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " me"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "someone is njecting LSD"
You are now getting up.
Jingletitties says, "TEAR IT OFF ME"
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's Jingletitties's ID Card (Clown).
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's Giggles von Honkerton.
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "Trying to ied someone tends to piss them off"
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's schoolgirl uniform.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's clown shoes.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's kitty ears.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's radio headset.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's sexy-clown wig and mask.
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " I DIDN't IED YOU BLIND DUMASS"
ÿ!Jingletitties buckles in!
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Baldric Conrad has signed up as Assistant."
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF READING@"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " Bicaridine, please"
Lenin [145.9] says, "Blind, AND a dumbass."
Mime Operative fondles Jingletittie's beard
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " HOP"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " CAPTAIN"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " SOMEBODY TO DESK PLEASE"
Mime Operative leans down and insert his tounge into Jingletittie
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "I dont like being hopcurity"
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "But dont fuck with me"
Ash Williams [145.9] says, "Unknow has stolen my shotgun"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " Don't be it then Sweeny"
Mime Operative extends his penis.
Ash Williams [145.9] says, "He let me have it back"
Security Cyborg-352 [145.9] queries, "Where is Ian?"
Mime Operative looks down at his eager member
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] asks, "So i should let someone release no2 in a crowded area and let him ied me?"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] exclaims, " Not your boomstick ash!"
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Safetytron [145.9] states, "UNAUTHORISED ACCESS IN AI CORE"
Judge Fear [145.9] exclaims, " I DIDN't HAVE AN IED MUPPET BRAIN CAN YOU EVEN READ!"
Mime Operative points at his penis then at jingletitties
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Jace Costello [145.9] says, "Ai, open please"
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " I BROUGHT NO2 as a GIFT MITCH HUNTER HAD THE IED FUCKTARD"
Mime Operative claps.
Security Cyborg-352 [145.9] queries, "Where, master?"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " May I have maintenance access, I wish to build a fort."
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "The explosive damage asays otherwise"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Tyson Gettemy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
That's Carpet.
Mime Operative appears to be gasping!
Tyson Gettemy says, "Hello"
*---------*
This is Tyson Gettemy!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a scientist labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
*---------*
Tyson Gettemy puts the scientist labcoat into the backpack.
Judge Fear [145.9] exclaims, " I DIDN'T HAVE AN IED IT WAS MITCH HUNTER YOU LYING SHIT!"
Tyson Gettemy puts the white shoes into the backpack.
Tyson Gettemy puts the scientist's jumpsuit into the backpack.
Wally Karbo [145.9] says, "why are people collapsing"
Mitch Hunter [145.9] says, "It wasn't me."
Mime Operative shakes head
Tyson Gettemy attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Tyson Gettemy attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " YOU AREN'T EVEN A SEC FUCKTARD WHY CAN YOU IMPRISON ME..."
Tyson Gettemy has pushed Mime Operative!
ÿ!Tyson Gettemy buckles in!
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Fear."
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] asks, " Can someone gulag him?"
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Fuck you, you whining bitch."
Jingletitties says, "EVERY HOLE BOYS"
Chase Logue [145.9] says, "Because medbay doesn't know what medicine is"
Jingletitties says, "EVERY SINGLE ONE"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " I'm not able to aupply minerals on my own"
Jingletitties says, "FUCK ME"
Jingletitties says, "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Shut the fuck up you abortion-consuming shit."
ÿ!Jingletitties buckles in!
Tyson Gettemy shakes Jingletitties trying to get her up!
Tyson Gettemy shakes Jingletitties trying to get her up!
Tyson Gettemy hugs Frank Martins to make him feel better!
Frank Martins says, "Erm"
Tyson Gettemy has disarmed Frank Martins!
Tyson Gettemy has disarmed Frank Martins!
Frank Martins says, "Well"
Tyson Gettemy attempted to disarm Frank Martins!
Mime Operative looks at his penis
Mime Operative sighs
Wally Karbo [145.9] says, "explosion & breach at brig"
Jingletitties says, "Everybody in"
Royce Northey asks, "what the fuck si this?"
Mime Operative points to penis
Tyson Gettemy says, "An orgy I thin"
Jingletitties unbuckled !
Mime Operative points to jingletitties
Tyson Gettemy says, "k"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Chase Logue says, "Nice."
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.



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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Psyentific » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:34 pm #1400

I'm probably going to regret posting this, but this is the closest I've ever come to anything resembling ERP.
http://pastebin.com/U9sf2ey3

Honestly, though? I don't see the point to pure-RP or ERP in SS13, outside of using it as a setting. For pure RP? There's far, far better mediums available - especially tabletop RPGs (Savage Worlds, Pathfinder, Eclipse Phase) but also secluded niches and dark tavern corners in MMOs; to say nothing of freeform or semi-freeform forum RPs (*shudder).

For ERP? Why even in the first place? Why in SS13, of all things? If you want to pursue romance subplots, you really need to keep in mind that a budget deathtrap pretending to be a space-station is a horrible place for a date, let alone tender passionate lovemaking (with eye contact, condoms, hand holding, and post-coital cuddling). Keep it PG13, and fade to black or imply the rest, unless you really want to give the ghosts a show and/or be interuppted mid-act by a laser-spewing emagged secborg.

I mean, I can't really fap to ERP and I'm willing to bet you can't either, so there's no point to showing the sex on-camera.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:35 pm #1401

BornToHonk wrote:That's Carpet.


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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby BornToHonk » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:36 pm #1403

Psyentific wrote:I'm probably going to regret posting this, but this is the closest I've ever come to anything resembling ERP.
http://pastebin.com/U9sf2ey3

Honestly, though? I don't see the point to pure-RP or ERP in SS13, outside of using it as a setting. For pure RP? There's far, far better mediums available - especially tabletop RPGs (Savage Worlds, Pathfinder, Eclipse Phase) but also secluded niches and dark tavern corners in MMOs; to say nothing of freeform or semi-freeform forum RPs (*shudder).

For ERP? Why even in the first place? Why in SS13, of all things? If you want to pursue romance subplots, you really need to keep in mind that a budget deathtrap pretending to be a space-station is a horrible place for a date, let alone tender passionate lovemaking (with eye contact, condoms, hand holding, and post-coital cuddling). Keep it PG13, and fade to black or imply the rest, unless you really want to give the ghosts a show and/or be interuppted mid-act by a laser-spewing emagged secborg.

I mean, I can't really fap to ERP and I'm willing to bet you can't either, so there's no point to showing the sex on-camera.




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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Kangaraptor » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:00 pm #1408

I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.

To think I'm yet to boink someone in 2D spessmens is... unholy.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Psyentific » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:03 pm #1409

Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.

u fecking wot, m8
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby fleure » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:57 pm #1424

Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.


What... how, why?
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Bluespace » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:17 pm #1435

I often give the crew a vicious and rough honking as the clown.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby WeeYakk » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:20 pm #1437

I held hands once.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Lovecraft » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:45 pm #1440

WeeYakk wrote:I held hands once.

Fucking sick bastard
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Dawn of Man » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:56 pm #1444

I ERP with anyone willing.

If you ERP seriously, something is wrong with you.

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Vekter » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:10 pm #1445

No.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Mr Wondrous » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:43 pm #1462

I erp'd once when the april fools ERP function was added. Strangely enough, as the clown too.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby ThanatosRa » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:17 pm #1479

No. Never really tried.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Spacemanspark » Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:40 pm #1485

Last time someone tried to ERP with me, I had Nexendia kill them.
It was on griff station.
I hate ERP.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Kangaraptor » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:27 am #1521

fleure wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.


What... how, why?


The PM function. Because I could? :p

Psyentific wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.

u fecking wot, m8


m8 ill fuken rek u.

Truth be told, in SS13 I'd probably use ERP as a changeling in order to get someone vulnerable. Then kill them.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Rumia29 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:09 am #1526

My characters dating.
It's implied they had sex with each other off station.
But I'd never probably ERP,or even suggest it.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Pandarsenic » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:29 am #1547

I have characters date when the plot is interesting or makes sense but don't bother with onscreen sex.

Sometimes I hear stories and feel like the only admin who hasn't had onscreen sex.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby NikNakFlak » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:55 pm #1634

I have never ever erp'd. One time someone approuched me in the CMO office, i comitted suicide. I do have some interesting logs of skorvold before he became an admin however.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Psyentific » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:59 pm #1637

NikNakFlak wrote:I have never ever erp'd. One time someone approuched me in the CMO office, i comitted suicide. I do have some interesting logs of skorvold before he became an admin however.

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby fleure » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:25 pm #1643

On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Pandarsenic » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:29 pm #1644

fleure wrote:On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.


C-can Molly make sweet sadomasochistic love to one of m-my characters, Fleure-senpai?

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby fleure » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:36 pm #1648

Pandarsenic wrote:
fleure wrote:On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.


C-can Molly make sweet sadomasochistic love to one of m-my characters, Fleure-senpai?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZRARRRGHGHWHVRRRVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCKKKKKKKK

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And then Ann Tirrhinum was a cyborg.


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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Skorvold » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:43 pm #1704

Yeah I ERP'd two times as part of an IC relationship thing last year before I was admin, no, I didn't get off to it. I actually really regret it because no one will leave me alone about it.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Ikarrus » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:58 pm #1713

I 'ERP'd' once as a detective with someone I suspected of being a traitor to keep tabs on her. I was right btw and she told me she was too busy with me to kill anyone. So job well done?

Another time I got invited to ERP by Ronald Jerome who used the opportunity to kill me.

This was years ago though Nobody wants to ERP with me any more ever since I changed my pink hair to black
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Psyentific » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:23 pm #1731

I want to lick whipped cream off selene avery's delicious brown body.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby SJ212 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:31 pm #1734

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Serithi » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:20 pm #1751

Kangaraptor wrote:Truth be told, in SS13 I'd probably use ERP as a changeling in order to get someone vulnerable. Then kill them.


This. And in fact i already have.

But in other situations i'll do it more for the hell of it, naturally-occurring boner notwithstanding. Each man to his own, but i'd say there's better places to go if want to get your actual kicks outta ERP.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby BornToHonk » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:55 pm #1761

changeling ERP is part of the act


You just ask them if they want you to suck them dry.

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Mat13295 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:45 am #1795

Erp luring is actually hilariously effective, bonus points if the target is in a relationship with the murderer
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Stephie » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:02 am #1809

My ERP history is limited to changing a powercell of an engiborg called "E.R.P. Bot" once. That said, I don't mind ERP at all.

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Balut » Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:18 pm #1916

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Psyentific » Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:29 pm #1939

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby imblyings » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:25 am #1981

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby LunchboxKilla » Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:15 pm #2055

PLZ BANT ERPING...Bay did it why can't we?

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby rosello » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:17 pm #2064

I... I did. It was with Benji. There's a reason I don't play as Trish Gecko anymore, I'm worried people will remember from the character name and mock me for it.
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby 420goslingboy69 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:54 pm #2066

>all these people who dont erp
baseless erp is boring and has no substance, but no one erps anymore and those that do are horrible so it's all baseless and has no substance
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby paprika » Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:44 pm #2084

Finally a chance to intelligently discuss ERP now that erro is out of the way. :ugeek:
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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Kraso » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:03 am #2133

paprika wrote:Finally a chance to intelligently discuss ERP now that erro is out of the way. :ugeek:

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Re: Do you ERP?

Postby Brotinheyst » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:37 pm #2676

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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby miggles » Sat May 03, 2014 11:01 pm #3522

i still remember when verna dawkins gave rocky a proboscis bj
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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby Jwakefield » Sun May 04, 2014 11:33 am #3597

miggles wrote:i still remember when verna dawkins gave rocky a proboscis bj



whaat the fuuUUUCK???!

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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby imblyings » Sun May 04, 2014 1:20 pm #3608

as a matter of scientific curiosity, where is the proboscis located anyway.
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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby Munchlax » Sun May 04, 2014 1:23 pm #3609

You know goddam well where.

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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby imblyings » Sun May 04, 2014 1:32 pm #3613

The mouth?

it'd make sense. Kinda like how 40k pure genestealers implant things using a proboscis from their mouth.
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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby Steelpoint » Sun May 04, 2014 1:36 pm #3615

One would assume the proboscis is located in the changeling's mouth, similar to the location of other creatures proboscis's are found.

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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby WeeYakk » Sun May 04, 2014 8:52 pm #3680

Why don't changelings just change into mosquitoes to steal genomes then???
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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby miggles » Sun May 04, 2014 11:21 pm #3714

by the way there is actually porn drawn of that specific situation
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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby Kelenius » Mon May 05, 2014 3:26 am #3754

This many years later, we still don't know how changelings breed.

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Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Postby 420goslingboy69 » Mon May 05, 2014 9:31 am #3797

Kelenius wrote:This many years later, we still don't know how changelings breed.

They don't breed. The changeling is one entity. All changeling are the same thing. They are "off-springs" of a larger changeling, at least in my head/the thing canon
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