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[POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:28 pm
by BornToHonk
I have never erp'd prior to this, but it escalated to fast.


Clown asks for me to change his gender from male to female, asks for me to marry him, and then i drag him off to dorms to have sex with my wife.


http://pastebin.com/ZS0CJRtd
Spoiler:
Jingletitties says, "Come mime"
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Mime Operative inserts his tounge into clown
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Security is here to keep you safe"
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Ash Williams says, "AHH"
Jingletitties attempted to disarm Unknown!
Unknown has disarmed Jingletitties!
Safetytron [145.9] states, "From yourself or others"
Royce Northey blinds Unknown with the flash!
Mime Operative has disarmed Unknown!
Jingletitties attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Jingletitties says, "Argh"
Royce Northey says, "My wedding gift ot you"
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Central Command!"
Lenin says, "What was that."
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "an engineer just attacked me"
Chase Logue [145.9] says, "AI, open up."
Jingletitties says, "Oh mime"
Access Denied
You remove the ID from the PDA-Mime Operative (Mime).
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " AI"
Jingletitties says, "undress me"
You put the ID into PDA-Mime Operative (Mime)'s slot.
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] asks, " Can you see me?"
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Overload located: medbay"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "Actually I think I'm hallucinating"
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " Help Sweeny thyme is abusing me and he isn't sec"
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Yes"
You are now resting.
Lenin [145.9] says, "HAH ABUSE."
Jingletitties says, "I want you to tear it off"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " Heal em up, please"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " me"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "someone is njecting LSD"
You are now getting up.
Jingletitties says, "TEAR IT OFF ME"
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's Jingletitties's ID Card (Clown).
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's Giggles von Honkerton.
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "Trying to ied someone tends to piss them off"
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's schoolgirl uniform.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's clown shoes.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's kitty ears.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's radio headset.
Mime Operative tries to remove Jingletitties's sexy-clown wig and mask.
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " I DIDN't IED YOU BLIND DUMASS"
ÿ!Jingletitties buckles in!
Safetytron [145.9] states, "Baldric Conrad has signed up as Assistant."
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " ARE YOU INCAPABLE OF READING@"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " Bicaridine, please"
Lenin [145.9] says, "Blind, AND a dumbass."
Mime Operative fondles Jingletittie's beard
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " HOP"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " CAPTAIN"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " SOMEBODY TO DESK PLEASE"
Mime Operative leans down and insert his tounge into Jingletittie
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "I dont like being hopcurity"
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "But dont fuck with me"
Ash Williams [145.9] says, "Unknow has stolen my shotgun"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " Don't be it then Sweeny"
Mime Operative extends his penis.
Ash Williams [145.9] says, "He let me have it back"
Security Cyborg-352 [145.9] queries, "Where is Ian?"
Mime Operative looks down at his eager member
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] asks, "So i should let someone release no2 in a crowded area and let him ied me?"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] exclaims, " Not your boomstick ash!"
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Safetytron [145.9] states, "UNAUTHORISED ACCESS IN AI CORE"
Judge Fear [145.9] exclaims, " I DIDN't HAVE AN IED MUPPET BRAIN CAN YOU EVEN READ!"
Mime Operative points at his penis then at jingletitties
*---------*
This is Jingletitties!
*---------*
Jace Costello [145.9] says, "Ai, open please"
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " I BROUGHT NO2 as a GIFT MITCH HUNTER HAD THE IED FUCKTARD"
Mime Operative claps.
Security Cyborg-352 [145.9] queries, "Where, master?"
Davis Lowstetter [145.9] says, " May I have maintenance access, I wish to build a fort."
Sweeny Thyme [145.9] says, "The explosive damage asays otherwise"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Tyson Gettemy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
That's Carpet.
Mime Operative appears to be gasping!
Tyson Gettemy says, "Hello"
*---------*
This is Tyson Gettemy!
He is wearing a scientist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a scientist labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
*---------*
Tyson Gettemy puts the scientist labcoat into the backpack.
Judge Fear [145.9] exclaims, " I DIDN'T HAVE AN IED IT WAS MITCH HUNTER YOU LYING SHIT!"
Tyson Gettemy puts the white shoes into the backpack.
Tyson Gettemy puts the scientist's jumpsuit into the backpack.
Wally Karbo [145.9] says, "why are people collapsing"
Mitch Hunter [145.9] says, "It wasn't me."
Mime Operative shakes head
Tyson Gettemy attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Tyson Gettemy attemped to disarm Mime Operative!
Judge Fear [145.9] says, " YOU AREN'T EVEN A SEC FUCKTARD WHY CAN YOU IMPRISON ME..."
Tyson Gettemy has pushed Mime Operative!
ÿ!Tyson Gettemy buckles in!
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Fear."
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] asks, " Can someone gulag him?"
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Fuck you, you whining bitch."
Jingletitties says, "EVERY HOLE BOYS"
Chase Logue [145.9] says, "Because medbay doesn't know what medicine is"
Jingletitties says, "EVERY SINGLE ONE"
Quinch Halfpipe [145.9] says, " I'm not able to aupply minerals on my own"
Jingletitties says, "FUCK ME"
Jingletitties says, "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Joseph Murray [145.9] says, "Shut the fuck up you abortion-consuming shit."
ÿ!Jingletitties buckles in!
Tyson Gettemy shakes Jingletitties trying to get her up!
Tyson Gettemy shakes Jingletitties trying to get her up!
Tyson Gettemy hugs Frank Martins to make him feel better!
Frank Martins says, "Erm"
Tyson Gettemy has disarmed Frank Martins!
Tyson Gettemy has disarmed Frank Martins!
Frank Martins says, "Well"
Tyson Gettemy attempted to disarm Frank Martins!
Mime Operative looks at his penis
Mime Operative sighs
Wally Karbo [145.9] says, "explosion & breach at brig"
Jingletitties says, "Everybody in"
Royce Northey asks, "what the fuck si this?"
Mime Operative points to penis
Tyson Gettemy says, "An orgy I thin"
Jingletitties unbuckled !
Mime Operative points to jingletitties
Tyson Gettemy says, "k"
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Chase Logue says, "Nice."
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.
Mime Operative claps.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:34 pm
by Psyentific
I'm probably going to regret posting this, but this is the closest I've ever come to anything resembling ERP.
http://pastebin.com/U9sf2ey3

Honestly, though? I don't see the point to pure-RP or ERP in SS13, outside of using it as a setting. For pure RP? There's far, far better mediums available - especially tabletop RPGs (Savage Worlds, Pathfinder, Eclipse Phase) but also secluded niches and dark tavern corners in MMOs; to say nothing of freeform or semi-freeform forum RPs (*shudder).

For ERP? Why even in the first place? Why in SS13, of all things? If you want to pursue romance subplots, you really need to keep in mind that a budget deathtrap pretending to be a space-station is a horrible place for a date, let alone tender passionate lovemaking (with eye contact, condoms, hand holding, and post-coital cuddling). Keep it PG13, and fade to black or imply the rest, unless you really want to give the ghosts a show and/or be interuppted mid-act by a laser-spewing emagged secborg.

I mean, I can't really fap to ERP and I'm willing to bet you can't either, so there's no point to showing the sex on-camera.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:35 pm
by peoplearestrange
BornToHonk wrote: That's Carpet.
Oh Myyyyyy!

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:36 pm
by BornToHonk
Psyentific wrote:I'm probably going to regret posting this, but this is the closest I've ever come to anything resembling ERP.
http://pastebin.com/U9sf2ey3

Honestly, though? I don't see the point to pure-RP or ERP in SS13, outside of using it as a setting. For pure RP? There's far, far better mediums available - especially tabletop RPGs (Savage Worlds, Pathfinder, Eclipse Phase) but also secluded niches and dark tavern corners in MMOs; to say nothing of freeform or semi-freeform forum RPs (*shudder).

For ERP? Why even in the first place? Why in SS13, of all things? If you want to pursue romance subplots, you really need to keep in mind that a budget deathtrap pretending to be a space-station is a horrible place for a date, let alone tender passionate lovemaking (with eye contact, condoms, hand holding, and post-coital cuddling). Keep it PG13, and fade to black or imply the rest, unless you really want to give the ghosts a show and/or be interuppted mid-act by a laser-spewing emagged secborg.

I mean, I can't really fap to ERP and I'm willing to bet you can't either, so there's no point to showing the sex on-camera.


>masturbating to 2d spessmen

I only did it for giggles #JustClown&MimeThings

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:00 pm
by Kangaraptor
I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.

To think I'm yet to boink someone in 2D spessmens is... unholy.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:03 pm
by Psyentific
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.
u fecking wot, m8

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:57 pm
by fleure
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.
What... how, why?

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:17 pm
by Bluespace
I often give the crew a vicious and rough honking as the clown.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:20 pm
by WeeYakk
I held hands once.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:45 pm
by Lovecraft
WeeYakk wrote:I held hands once.
Fucking sick bastard

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:56 pm
by Dawn of Man
I ERP with anyone willing.

If you ERP seriously, something is wrong with you.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:10 pm
by Vekter
No.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:43 pm
by Mr Wondrous
I erp'd once when the april fools ERP function was added. Strangely enough, as the clown too.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:17 pm
by ThanatosRa
No. Never really tried.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 9:40 pm
by Spacemanspark
Last time someone tried to ERP with me, I had Nexendia kill them.
It was on griff station.
I hate ERP.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:27 am
by Kangaraptor
fleure wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.
What... how, why?
The PM function. Because I could? :p
Psyentific wrote:
Kangaraptor wrote:I used to ERP in Freelancer multiplayer.
u fecking wot, m8
m8 ill fuken rek u.

Truth be told, in SS13 I'd probably use ERP as a changeling in order to get someone vulnerable. Then kill them.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:09 am
by Rumia29
My characters dating.
It's implied they had sex with each other off station.
But I'd never probably ERP,or even suggest it.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:29 am
by Pandarsenic
I have characters date when the plot is interesting or makes sense but don't bother with onscreen sex.

Sometimes I hear stories and feel like the only admin who hasn't had onscreen sex.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:55 pm
by NikNakFlak
I have never ever erp'd. One time someone approuched me in the CMO office, i comitted suicide. I do have some interesting logs of skorvold before he became an admin however.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:59 pm
by Psyentific
NikNakFlak wrote:I have never ever erp'd. One time someone approuched me in the CMO office, i comitted suicide. I do have some interesting logs of skorvold before he became an admin however.
Post 'em

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:25 pm
by fleure
On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:29 pm
by Pandarsenic
fleure wrote:On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.
C-can Molly make sweet sadomasochistic love to one of m-my characters, Fleure-senpai?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZRARRRGHGHWHVRRRVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCKKKKKKKK

You feel disoriented for a moment. That's normal when you're a brain.

And then Ann Tirrhinum was a cyborg.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:36 pm
by fleure
Pandarsenic wrote:
fleure wrote:On topic, I haven't beyond flirting, though I have had to put up with Letz Shake's usual bizarre behaviour.
C-can Molly make sweet sadomasochistic love to one of m-my characters, Fleure-senpai?

BZZZZZZZZZZZZRARRRGHGHWHVRRRVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCKKKKKKKK

You feel disoriented for a moment. That's normal when you're a brain.

And then Ann Tirrhinum was a cyborg.
Image

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:43 pm
by Skorvold
Yeah I ERP'd two times as part of an IC relationship thing last year before I was admin, no, I didn't get off to it. I actually really regret it because no one will leave me alone about it.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:58 pm
by Ikarrus
I 'ERP'd' once as a detective with someone I suspected of being a traitor to keep tabs on her. I was right btw and she told me she was too busy with me to kill anyone. So job well done?

Another time I got invited to ERP by Ronald Jerome who used the opportunity to kill me.

This was years ago though Nobody wants to ERP with me any more ever since I changed my pink hair to black

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:23 pm
by Psyentific
I want to lick whipped cream off selene avery's delicious brown body.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:31 pm
by SJ212
MILK CHOCOLATE

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:20 pm
by Serithi
Kangaraptor wrote:Truth be told, in SS13 I'd probably use ERP as a changeling in order to get someone vulnerable. Then kill them.
This. And in fact i already have.

But in other situations i'll do it more for the hell of it, naturally-occurring boner notwithstanding. Each man to his own, but i'd say there's better places to go if want to get your actual kicks outta ERP.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:55 pm
by BornToHonk
changeling ERP is part of the act


You just ask them if they want you to suck them dry.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:45 am
by Mat13295
Erp luring is actually hilariously effective, bonus points if the target is in a relationship with the murderer

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:02 am
by Stephie
My ERP history is limited to changing a powercell of an engiborg called "E.R.P. Bot" once. That said, I don't mind ERP at all.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 8:18 pm
by Balut
12/f/derelict

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 11:29 pm
by Psyentific
F/18/Miramar NAS, smoking hot tail.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:25 am
by imblyings
b/1/upload

prefer medborgs but humans okay if you sign a waiver for harm

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:15 pm
by LunchboxKilla
PLZ BANT ERPING...Bay did it why can't we?

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:17 pm
by rosello
I... I did. It was with Benji. There's a reason I don't play as Trish Gecko anymore, I'm worried people will remember from the character name and mock me for it.

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 8:54 pm
by 420goslingboy69
>all these people who dont erp
baseless erp is boring and has no substance, but no one erps anymore and those that do are horrible so it's all baseless and has no substance

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:44 pm
by paprika
Finally a chance to intelligently discuss ERP now that erro is out of the way. :ugeek:

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:03 am
by Kraso
paprika wrote:Finally a chance to intelligently discuss ERP now that erro is out of the way. :ugeek:
>intelligently
>/tg/station
ha ha ha ha, good joke

Re: Do you ERP?

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:37 pm
by Brotinheyst
don't judge me















Spoiler:
yes

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 11:01 pm
by miggles
i still remember when verna dawkins gave rocky a proboscis bj

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:33 am
by Jwakefield
miggles wrote:i still remember when verna dawkins gave rocky a proboscis bj

whaat the fuuUUUCK???!

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 1:20 pm
by imblyings
as a matter of scientific curiosity, where is the proboscis located anyway.

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 1:23 pm
by Munchlax
You know goddam well where.

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 1:32 pm
by imblyings
The mouth?

it'd make sense. Kinda like how 40k pure genestealers implant things using a proboscis from their mouth.

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 1:36 pm
by Steelpoint
One would assume the proboscis is located in the changeling's mouth, similar to the location of other creatures proboscis's are found.
Spoiler:
The proboscis is typically used as either a nose for some creatures or as a mouth for others, used in feeding and sucking nutrients. In the case of the species called Changeling's their proboscis are located in their disguised entities mouth (Or species equivalent) and is revealed when the changeling is undergoing its feeding process of another life form. The feeding process takes around 10 to 40 seconds while the proboscis is unsheathed fully from its hidden compartment and then aimed carefully to penetrate the victim's skull, however changeling's observed in its primal form (Or often refereed to as it's "Horror" form) can preform this task in a matter of seconds, due to the proboscis being fully revealed and supported by a organic spring attachment that rapidly penetrates bone and many helmet designs.

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 8:52 pm
by WeeYakk
Why don't changelings just change into mosquitoes to steal genomes then???

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 11:21 pm
by miggles
by the way there is actually porn drawn of that specific situation

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:26 am
by Kelenius
This many years later, we still don't know how changelings breed.

Re: [POLL] Do you ERP?

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 9:31 am
by 420goslingboy69
Kelenius wrote:This many years later, we still don't know how changelings breed.
They don't breed. The changeling is one entity. All changeling are the same thing. They are "off-springs" of a larger changeling, at least in my head/the thing canon