/tg/Station 13

Titles mostly i'm just curious how badly some of your rounds may have gone.

Spawned events and guns as a wizard
didn't know about floor is lava event
ded in maintenance

segundoblz wrote:Spawned events and guns as a wizard
didn't know about floor is lava event
ded in maintenance

Ah the classic.

>latejoin traitor assistant spawn
>unlock my pda and put it in my pocket because i want to be speedrun
>step off the shuttle
>assistant passes me headed south
>security officer is chasing him
>security officer stuns me, thinking im him
>strips me on the spot
>checks my pda
>beats me to death with a stunbaton

goodround.wav

>Be tator assistant
>Spawn in the library back room
>run out into the library
>Curator body blocks me into the shelves so I can't get out
>He unzips his massive twelve inch armblade
>Disarm doesn't work
>dead decapitated and my head is spaced
>sub-30 round time death

Yeah I don't like lings

>spend 30-50 minutes planning something phenomenal
>almost done
>AI starts nuke/SM explodes/5 toxins bombs go off/plasma flood

Back when all assistants spawned in tool storage
>Tabled immediately
>My PDA is gone
>ID was in it
>It's in space now
Best part was strangling him afterwards but still lost my fucking PDA.

Made tons (like 25) of deadman switched pottasium+holy water grenades and left them in boxes hidden inside lockers and smuggler satchels around the station (some even in escape pods to cuck people who are too scared of shuttlegrief), suicided while giggling to myself and found out I never turned the health sensor on.

Roll Syndi. Head Syndi picks Nukie. Head Syndi orders Grenadiers Belt. Head Syndi somehow kills himself on accident think he cooked a grenade. Implant blows up. Blows up explosives on Grenadiers belt. Blows all of us up while we're buying shit with our TC's. Everyone was pissed and we AHepled and they eventually revived us and gave us a BORGO. Wasn't my fuck up, but was still pretty fucking funny.

Saegrimr wrote:Back when all assistants spawned in tool storage
>Tabled immediately
>My PDA is gone
>ID was in it
>It's in space now
Best part was strangling him afterwards but still lost my fucking PDA.

God those were the times

One of my first traitor rounds, playing with mechanics. I emagged the holodeck console to explore the new options, set it to the middle ages one. I hang around the holodeck playing with the toys, but not doing anything traitory.

Suddenly, a gasmasked greyshirt appears and attacks me without saying a word. He knocks me down, pilfers my esword, and debrains me on the spot.

He then dragged my corpse to security, says I was a traitor. Security takes his word for it as he walks off with my emag, esword and brain.

Such is the life of a newbie. I didn't even know disarm could knock people over back then.

> Roll Tator as scientist.
> Don't have access to gas. Want to make a maxcap.
> Equip EMag to open door.
> Bryce Fucking Jackson rolls into sci as Captain.
> Sees me emag the door open.
> Round over.

Snuffleupagus wrote:> Roll Tator as scientist.
> Don't have access to gas. Want to make a maxcap.
> Equip EMag to open door.
> Bryce Fucking Jackson rolls into sci as Captain.
> Sees me emag the door open.
> Round over.

> Sci
> No toxins storage access

Whut

somerandomguy wrote:

Snuffleupagus wrote:> Roll Tator as scientist.
> Don't have access to gas. Want to make a maxcap.
> Equip EMag to open door.
> Bryce Fucking Jackson rolls into sci as Captain.
> Sees me emag the door open.
> Round over.

> Sci
> No toxins storage access

Whut

Believe I rolled robotniks. So I didn't have access to toxins.

> QM headrev
> See my cargo tech moving freight
> "Wanna see a magic tr-"
> not given a chance to even pull out my flash, robusted and dragged to sec
> Almost RP my way out of getting implanted
> Miner lies through their teeth about seeing me flash the other cargo tech
> naniwtf.jpg
> Implanted, then given lethal injection.
> 10 minute revolution speedrun.

This is why I don't play on Bagil anymore.

cinder1992 wrote:> QM headrev
> See my cargo tech moving freight
> "Wanna see a magic tr-"
> not given a chance to even pull out my flash, robusted and dragged to sec
> Almost RP my way out of getting implanted
> Miner lies through their teeth about seeing me flash the other cargo tech
> naniwtf.jpg
> Implanted, then given lethal injection.
> 10 minute revolution speedrun.

This is why I don't play on Bagil anymore.

remember that basil used to be the high-rp server once

DemonFiren wrote:

cinder1992 wrote:> QM headrev
> See my cargo tech moving freight
> "Wanna see a magic tr-"
> not given a chance to even pull out my flash, robusted and dragged to sec
> Almost RP my way out of getting implanted
> Miner lies through their teeth about seeing me flash the other cargo tech
> naniwtf.jpg
> Implanted, then given lethal injection.
> 10 minute revolution speedrun.

This is why I don't play on Bagil anymore.

remember that basil used to be the high-rp server once

>Implying bagil was ever anything more then low-medium RP
do we have different definitions of high rp?

I mean "high RP by /tg/ standards" not "bay"

if metagangs = RP, then yes bagil was high RP

sybil was worse though

>Spawn traitor chemist
>Other chemist was a lizard
>Don't say a word to him
>Make an acid smoke 'nade as a fuck you to botany if they steal my shit again
>Head to the chapel for some privacy as i review my PDA
>Alt-tab for a bit to check something on the wiki
>Hear the sound of a ziptie
>alt-tab back
>Other chemist followed me, stripped my PDA while I was alt-tabbed, shot me up with some sort of fuck you deathchem mix and cabletied me
>Chaplain comes by
>Takes the lizard's word I'm a traitor at face value
>Burns my body

Legitimately had to stop playing for a few days

cucked by a lizard
no wonder there's so much talk about you and pillz

DemonFiren wrote:cucked by a lizard
no wonder there's so much talk about you and pillz

It was the last straw for bagil for me. At that point, it was 100% clear the server I knew was dead and gone tbh

Why isnt it a rule that admins can still ban for grief as long as they don't know your a traitor. >Kill a guy for no reason. >they turn out to be a traitor. >XDDD

Also, I suck at antag but I try. Here's one of my bad rounds

>buy surplus crate in medbay maint.
>Ricky Mclousky stumbles apon me.
>Shoot him with a e-bow then run off.
>come back because I didnt finish stuffing my surplus crate.
>take the junk and chill in medbay
>All of a sudden pepper mint shoots me with a morphine syringe.
>I dart to maint, but they follow me.
>Can't outrun them before I collapse.
>I wake up straight jacketed in the surgery room.
>Ricky and pepper mint stand over me and loot my traitor gear.
>Then they let me go naked.

I lost my traitor gear that round, and then bryce jackson found out I was a traitor and killed me. true story

>1v1
>ebow
>run away
God dammit I never was good at combat but you're so unrobust it's fucking painful