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Post by Bluespace » #1952

I spawned that optable.
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Post by Psyentific » #1953

It is to my eternal regret that I didn't screencap that one time I stole Engineering's particle accelerator.
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Post by SJ212 » #1954

i had to steal the PA as an engiborg once because 2homu was a tator AI and it was one of his objectives
i succeeded but i trapped myself in the ai core
no screenshot of it because i'm stupid
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Post by Vekter » #1960

Every time we make Cargofort.

I'll do it next time I'm on and screenshot it.
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Post by Neerti » #1975

Psyentific wrote:It is to my eternal regret that I didn't screencap that one time I stole Engineering's particle accelerator.
SJ212 wrote:i had to steal the PA as an engiborg once because 2homu was a tator AI and it was one of his objectives
i succeeded but i trapped myself in the ai core
no screenshot of it because i'm stupid
>Being the admin to assign those custom objectives.
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Post by Psyentific » #2017

Vekter wrote:Every time we make Cargofort.

I'll do it next time I'm on and screenshot it.
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Post by Vekter » #2047

The fuck is the point of that?
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Post by Psyentific » #2048

Vekter wrote:The fuck is the point of that?
Just because. For no raisin.
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Medbay and science are gonna be pissed when you turn those things on.
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Post by Kraso » #3350

I see your punched singularity and raise it with a subverted, man-biting singularity
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Post by TheTerbs » #5112

using disposals i created a glass cannon that killed like 7 people

i then loaded those people into the glass cannon and they became part of it

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i am undefeated in the ring of official robustman tournaments
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i am the most robust

in kors claymore tournament i dominated all

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Post by miggles » #5117

do u wana get stoned
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miggles wrote:do u wana get stoned
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Post by scaredofshadows » #6450

I don't have a screenshot, but we just had a round where approximately 75 traitor clowns and mimes had their traitor text flash past on round end.
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scaredofshadows wrote:I don't have a screenshot, but we just had a round where approximately 75 traitor clowns and mimes had their traitor text flash past on round end.
Spoiler:
The traitors were:
Valivian was Leonard Robertson (died) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Amelius was Nyarlathotep (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Colm101 was Persh Langston (died) (used 5 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Joel Wood, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Voydspektre was Vincent Lysander (died) (used 14 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Buster Frown, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TheNefariousJinx was Ramba Ral (died) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Buster Frown, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Ronko was Ronko Donko (died) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ramba Ral, the Chief Medical Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TimrodDX was Bonkers (died) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was Joel Wood (died) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Honkers, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Moato4646 was Keegan McCullen (survived) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Persh Langston, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Oplight Froste was Fr0StE (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Persh Langston, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Mehrunes Dagon (died) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cavoglave was Roswell Murray (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Obongo, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Joshirw54 was Buster Frown (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Bryce Pax (died) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Dr Zoidcrab was Will Killcaptain (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Anne Tagg, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

WhiteFox08 was Honkers (died) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Keegan McCullen, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Keyzer was Eihabalar G. Rekshon (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ronko Donko, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Anne Tagg (died) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Virtual John was Marcus Orelius (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Obongo, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Heywood Yablome was Pennywise (survived) (used 6 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Toedstewie007 was Nae Nae (died) (used 26 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a rapid-construction-device. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ForcefulCJS was Oldhonk Robustin (died) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roswell Murray, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Doctor Grimmdunkel was Obongo (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Assistant McUseless, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Bob Dobbington was Space-Mime Continuum (body destroyed) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Honkers, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alzam was Khloe Alice (died) (used 27 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Vincent Lysander, the Librarian. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Rev_benji was Glove Gettin' Geroge (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Buster Frown, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Johnnychimp was Presbyter Johannes (body destroyed) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Space-Mime Continuum, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cheech1297 was James Jameson (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Nae Nae, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

CreationPro was Assistant McUseless (survived) (used 9 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Oldhonk Robustin, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Thacat was Silent Stalker (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roswell Murray, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Christapo was Leon Pierre Delacrouxe (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Xerux was Honksey (survived) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

CallmeVal was Cluwne (died) (used 18 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ShoMek was Hemi (died) (used 4 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roswell Murray, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Bob Dobbington was Space-Mime Continuum (died) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hemi, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Christapo was Leon Pierre Delacrouxe (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

KingCohort was Sierra Welbe (died) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ronko Donko, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Pona Nia (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Assistant McUseless, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Filthy Fargoth (body destroyed) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Honksey, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alzam was A BIG FUCKING FAGGOT (body destroyed) (used 27 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Colm101 was Persh Langston (body destroyed) (used 5 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Marcus Orelius, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ForcefulCJS was OLDHONK MCKILLING (died) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Roswell Murray, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TheNefariousJinx was Bufu (died) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Thacat was Silent Stalker (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate David Wherner, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Night Fapper (body destroyed) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Cluwne, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Poamjoa Minan (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alzam was Silly Willy (died) (used 27 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was Silent The Silent Dude (died) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a rapid-construction-device. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

WhiteFox08 was Patches (died) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Amir Ward, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Flop O'Honker (died) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Melvin Fields, the Detective. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Dr Zoidcrab was Fuckles (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Toodles Sharperton (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Flop O'Honker, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Colm101 was Persh Langston (died) (used 5 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate James Jameson, the Head of Security. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Sparkle (died) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Toodles Sharperton, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was Gigglesplurt (died) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate David Wherner, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ForcefulCJS was OLDHONK ROBUSTIN (survived) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Pax The Explosive (body destroyed) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (died) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal 28 moles of plasma (full tank). Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alzam was Scootaloo (died) (used 27 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Toedstewie007 was Derek Westbrook (body destroyed) (used 26 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Cluwne, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was HONK HONK HONK (died) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Voydspektre was Vincent Lysander (died) (used 14 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

RainofSpades was Razzle Dazzle (died) (used 16 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Christapo was Adrien Brody (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (died) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Bomb Disposal Pax (died) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Assistant McUseless, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was Joel Wood (died) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Buster Frown, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Johnnychimp was Flerple Derp (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ronko Donko, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Looping was Joel Woody Got Wood (survived) (used 53 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Colm101 was Persh Langston (died) (used 5 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hemi, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (died) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

RainofSpades was Button (died) (used 16 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Silent Stalker, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Dr Zoidcrab was Clown Jihadist (survived) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Voydspektre was Vincent Lysander (died) (used 14 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Joel Wood, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Panda Crow (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Scootaloo, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

RainofSpades was Bonker (died) (used 16 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Boko Haram, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Johnnychimp was Flerple Derp (died) (used 10 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Panda Crow, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Christapo was Frownstyle (died) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Ronko was ITALIAN MEATBALL (body destroyed) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

RainofSpades was Flop O'Honker (died) (used 16 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Keegan McCullen, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (body destroyed) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Hemi, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Christapo was Checkers (body destroyed) (used 30 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Thacat was SILENT POTATO (died) (used 20 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Alzam was Buster Frown (died) (used 27 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Persh Langston, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Ronko was Miminator Prime (died) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

KingCohort was Sierra Welbe (died) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Gannymede was Boko Haram (died) (used 33 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Scootaloo (died) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Robert Lauffer, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Toedstewie007 was Nae Nae (died) (used 26 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Miminator Prime, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

CallmeVal was Revenger Clwne (died) (used 18 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

RainofSpades was Ziggy Yoyo (survived) (used 16 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Joel Woody Got Wood, the Mime. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Pax The Suicidal (died) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Revenger Clwne, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Colm101 was Persh Langston (died) (used 5 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Ronko was MIMEY (died) (used 19 TC)
Objective #1: Steal a piece of corgi meat. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

KingCohort was Sierra Welbe (died) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Flerple Derp, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Toedstewie007 was Nae Nae (died) (used 26 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Cayce was Anne Tagg (died) (used 28 TC)
Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Valivian was Romeo Vasilyev (died) (used 3 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Nae Nae, the Clown. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Toedstewie007 was Nae Nae (survived) (used 26 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ziggy Yoyo, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The traitor has failed!

EnterDOT was Duyi Ngai (died) (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Ziggy Yoyo, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

IcePacks was Pax The Tasteless (died) (used 32 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate SILENT POTATO, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

KingCohort was Sierra Welbe (survived) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Nae Nae, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

WhiteFox08 was Silly Willy (survived) (used 8 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate Romeo Vasilyev, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

TheNefariousJinx was Toodles Sharperton (survived) (used 23 TC)
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

OOC: Christapo: It's a crime that Toxins Testing Area went completely untouched.
OOC: Neerti: dat scroll
OOC: WhiteFox08: mah byond client
OOC: Cayce: Oh wow.
OOC: Scaredofshadows: holy wah
OOC: Amelius: Whoa
OOC: Nalar: dat. antag list.
Best round.
appeal me now ok think about it admin u could have a friend a friend who comes down to ur house and listens to ur words but doesnt respond to them because he knows that words are for the weak and physical violence is the superior form of communication but u wont accept this ur scared ur stuck in the prefix of pretification yea thats right ur sitting there stuck to the floor from ur goopy liquid glue sweat unable tro answer the door guess whos there its my friend spooner who is requesting appeal me
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Re: In-Game Achievements! (SS Thread)

Post by Superneji » #6506

(Images too big, so I've gone with links, sorry)

The captain and the HoS were playing the clown in poker for the title of captain. I was a by standing officer, and the Captain invited me to play with them.
http://imgur.com/ujRo1FL

The clown and I win two games each, so we decide to elect the new Captain based on sheer manliness along, in a game of slammin, jammin b-ball. First one to five points was the new captain.
Due to creative interpretations of the rules of basketball, especially those relating to restarts, I managed to defeat the clown 5-3.
The Captain hands me his ID and the nuke disc, and he seems quite delighted that the Clown has been defeated.
I head to my office and suit up. unfortunately, the shuttle has been called due to a Pierrot's Throat outbreak, and the coms consoles have been deconstructed.
I advise the crew of the current situation.
http://imgur.com/PX1W8gG

After a nice, calm shuttle ride, we all get jumped by aliens, but I stay in crit, and just about alive until the shuttle docks.
My last whispered words are "Fukken Xenos"
http://imgur.com/jVEAD0D


So yes, if the heartwarming story of a lonely beat cop who saved the station from a clowny menace through the power of poker, basketball and love isn't an achievement, I'm not sure what is.
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Re: In-Game Achievements! (SS Thread)

Post by danno » #6507

one time we brought terbs back from the brink of suicide with CPR and flashlights because he was plant
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Re: In-Game Achievements! (SS Thread)

Post by miggles » #6539

literally
one
fucking
traitor
succeeded
i am goddamn disappointed
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Re: In-Game Achievements! (SS Thread)

Post by MrStonedOne » #6624

sos fucks with jobs.txt, all jobs set to 1 max, even assistant, cept clown, that was set to -1: Turned out it was a changeling round. Turned out sos may have also fucked with antag rates:
Spoiler:
Elite Security-Cyborg 879 (Played by: Murazor) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
DEAD: Sierra Welbe says, "ONE CLOWN LIVES"
The changelings were:
Durkel was Pick Pocket Perry (died as Anoose)
Changeling ID: Mr. Nu.
Genomes Extracted: 8
Objective #1: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Trinerc was Button (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Gamma.
Genomes Extracted: 0
Objective #1: Assassinate Kennedy Woolery, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an unused sample of slime extract. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

IcePacks was Bryce Pax (body destroyed)
Changeling ID: Mr. Zeta.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of Pluto Nash, the Detective. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Pineman129 was Ronnie Pace (died as Durn Brinurd)
Changeling ID: Mr. Lambda.
Genomes Extracted: 0
Objective #1: Assassinate Eihabalar G. Rekshon, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Jimmy Earl, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Theroboticone was Oi Vey (died as Kennedy Woolery)
Changeling ID: Mr. Xi.
Genomes Extracted: 3
Objective #1: Assassinate No Reping, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Balut was Bubble (died)
Changeling ID: Ms. Omicron.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Steal the brain of Hirasawa Yui, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Doubledemigod was Tandem (survived as Indiana Cones)
Changeling ID: Mr. Rho.
Genomes Extracted: 5
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Coolguy McBackflip, the Head of Security. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The changeling has failed.

Boloforo was Kiefer Zann (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Alpha.
Genomes Extracted: 5
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hemi, the Chef. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Vinicius3000 was Jimmy Earl (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Iota.
Genomes Extracted: 5
Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Derek Westbrook, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of Hirasawa Yui, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Amelius was Bongo Bongo (died as Ian Russel)
Changeling ID: Mr. Phi.
Genomes Extracted: 6
Objective #1: Assassinate Joe Gillian, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Stapler2025 was Honkerblast (survived as Derek Westbrook)
Changeling ID: Mr. Upsilon.
Genomes Extracted: 8
Objective #1: Assassinate Bryce Pax, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the brain of Jimmy Earl, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Atticat was Bootie Boots (survived)
Changeling ID: Mr. Sigma.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Brennan Beck, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Steal a rapid-construction-device. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

FishoftheDerp was Russel Krieger (survived as Brennan Beck)
Changeling ID: Mr. Epsilon.
Genomes Extracted: 2
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Roy Tomaki, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the station blueprints. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The changeling has failed.

SinnedYarg was Puddles The Sad Clown (died as Joey Mckendrick)
Changeling ID: Mr. Mu.
Genomes Extracted: 15
Objective #1: Steal an ablative armor vest. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Daribear was Durn Brinurd (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Beta.
Genomes Extracted: 0
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hemi, the Chef. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of Kiefer Zann, the Head of Personnel. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Llamatron2k was Hirasawa Yui (survived as Greg Othy)
Changeling ID: Ms. Kappa.
Genomes Extracted: 6
Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bryce Pax, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the brain of Slack Bambo, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Success!
The changeling has failed.

Mrpain666 was Razzle Dazzle (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. Eta.
Genomes Extracted: 0
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate John Man Johnson, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Aranclanos was Dana Ray (died)
Changeling ID: Ms. Pi.
Genomes Extracted: 1
Objective #1: Steal a rapid-construction-device. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Dr Zoidcrab was Baby Cakes (died as Ladybug Honks)
Changeling ID: Ms. Theta.
Genomes Extracted: 10
The changeling was successful!

Brolette was Bonker (died as Greg Othy)
Changeling ID: Ms. Delta.
Genomes Extracted: 4
The changeling was successful!

Ghufds was Buggly (survived)
Changeling ID: Mr. Tau.
Genomes Extracted: 2
The changeling was successful!

Keyblock was C'Thonk (survived)
Changeling ID: Mr. Chi.
Genomes Extracted: 1
The changeling was successful!

MrStonedOne was Chuckle (survived)
Changeling ID: Ms. Omega.
Genomes Extracted: 1
The changeling was successful!

Juway was Doofwad (survived)
Changeling ID: Mr. Psi.
Genomes Extracted: 2
The changeling was successful!

Theninjatoaster was Father Honkstock (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. 438.
Genomes Extracted: 2
The changeling was successful!

InsaneGamer574 was Ladybug Honks (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. 579.
Genomes Extracted: 0
The changeling was successful!

VoraciousPuma was Ruffles (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. 741.
Genomes Extracted: 3
The changeling was successful!

K9Dane was Scootaloo (died)
Changeling ID: Mr. 328.
Genomes Extracted: 2
The changeling was successful!

Kdeathlord1 was Silly Willy (survived as Indiana Cones)
Changeling ID: Mr. 811.
Genomes Extracted: 2
The changeling was successful!

The Angry Trapezoid was Slippery Nips (survived as Razzle Dazzle)
Changeling ID: Mr. 440.
Genomes Extracted: 5
The changeling was successful!

The traitors were:
Brotinheyst was No Reping (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Eradicate the honking evil forever. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
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Post by Jeb » #6891

TO SECURITY

WE MUST HONK

HONK

That was terrifying.
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Post by ShizCalev » #9837

>Kill full heath juggernaut as a shade
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>Spread misinformation about how SM works to sabotage it
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Post by Staub » #9862

i quit the game.
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Post by Psyentific » #9939

Staub wrote:i quit the game.
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I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Post by ShadowDimentio » #9948

I talked a wonderful and attractive admin into blobbing me during the early stages of a ling round.

I proceed to 420 blaze it as blob and am basically immortal when the shuttle is called.

Go to escape and wait.

Centcomm: If there is any trace of the gelatinous xenobiological entity on the shuttle or pods we will remotely shoot them down.

I blob it up on the shuttle and move my core there.

Shuttle leaves.

EXPLOSION

Still alive.

Repeat the previous two lines about seven times until I finally die.

The redtext... so much redtext.

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"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

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"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

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-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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