/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:33 am**

ALL HAIL ASSISTANTBAY.

Other guy broke into the Gateway and saw the machines I was in the process of building, then went to RnD where I already was..to get the materials I requested.

We ended up running a makeshift medbay with upgraded machines.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:41 am**

I spawned that optable.
#JustAdminThings

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 12:42 am**

It is to my eternal regret that I didn't screencap that one time I stole Engineering's particle accelerator.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:29 am**

i had to steal the PA as an engiborg once because 2homu was a tator AI and it was one of his objectives
i succeeded but i trapped myself in the ai core
no screenshot of it because i'm stupid

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:07 am**

Every time we make Cargofort.

I'll do it next time I'm on and screenshot it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:02 am**

Achievement get: Confuse an admin!
Context: Randomly teleported to the Wizard Den, and adminhelped about it.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:07 am**

Psyentific wrote:It is to my eternal regret that I didn't screencap that one time I stole Engineering's particle accelerator.

SJ212 wrote:i had to steal the PA as an engiborg once because 2homu was a tator AI and it was one of his objectives
i succeeded but i trapped myself in the ai core
no screenshot of it because i'm stupid

>Being the admin to assign those custom objectives.

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:08 pm**

Vekter wrote:Every time we make Cargofort.

I'll do it next time I'm on and screenshot it.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4FZBfKR.jpg?1[/img]
none stronger

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:13 pm**

The fuck is the point of that?

Posted: **Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:42 pm**

Vekter wrote:The fuck is the point of that?

Just because. For no raisin.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:27 pm**

Medbay and science are gonna be pissed when you turn those things on.

Posted: **Sun Apr 27, 2014 6:14 pm**

I punched the singularity.

Posted: **Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:29 pm**

Broke out of perma with just a L6 SAW through space.

Posted: **Tue Apr 29, 2014 1:20 pm**

420goslingboy69 wrote:I punched the singularity.

Congratulations! You win!
Seriously that's just awesome...

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 5:59 pm**

I see your punched singularity and raise it with a subverted, man-biting singularity

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:11 am**

using disposals i created a glass cannon that killed like 7 people

i then loaded those people into the glass cannon and they became part of it

it had at least 50 shards of glass and did enough damage to instantly kill you, no crit

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:13 am**

i am undefeated in the ring of official robustman tournaments
no that is not the one that was recently i mean the actual 1v1 title bouts that we had some time last year

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:15 am**

i am the most robust

in kors claymore tournament i dominated all

do not try to play your trick on me you little jehovah

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 7:31 am**

do u wana get stoned

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 8:03 am**

miggles wrote:do u wana get stoned

only if you want me to luglog chuck your ass into the atmosphere

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2014 9:41 pm**

Cuban Pete? Fuck Cuban Pete.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 9:56 am**

I don't have a screenshot, but we just had a round where approximately 75 traitor clowns and mimes had their traitor text flash past on round end.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 3:40 pm**

scaredofshadows wrote:I don't have a screenshot, but we just had a round where approximately 75 traitor clowns and mimes had their traitor text flash past on round end.

Spoiler:

Best round.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 6:12 pm**

(Images too big, so I've gone with links, sorry)

The captain and the HoS were playing the clown in poker for the title of captain. I was a by standing officer, and the Captain invited me to play with them.
http://imgur.com/ujRo1FL

The clown and I win two games each, so we decide to elect the new Captain based on sheer manliness along, in a game of slammin, jammin b-ball. First one to five points was the new captain.
Due to creative interpretations of the rules of basketball, especially those relating to restarts, I managed to defeat the clown 5-3.
The Captain hands me his ID and the nuke disc, and he seems quite delighted that the Clown has been defeated.
I head to my office and suit up. unfortunately, the shuttle has been called due to a Pierrot's Throat outbreak, and the coms consoles have been deconstructed.
I advise the crew of the current situation.
http://imgur.com/PX1W8gG

After a nice, calm shuttle ride, we all get jumped by aliens, but I stay in crit, and just about alive until the shuttle docks.
My last whispered words are "Fukken Xenos"
http://imgur.com/jVEAD0D

So yes, if the heartwarming story of a lonely beat cop who saved the station from a clowny menace through the power of poker, basketball and love isn't an achievement, I'm not sure what is.

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 6:21 pm**

one time we brought terbs back from the brink of suicide with CPR and flashlights because he was plant

Posted: **Sat May 17, 2014 10:34 pm**

literally
one
fucking
traitor
succeeded
i am goddamn disappointed

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2014 5:25 am**

sos fucks with jobs.txt, all jobs set to 1 max, even assistant, cept clown, that was set to -1: Turned out it was a changeling round. Turned out sos may have also fucked with antag rates:

Spoiler:

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2014 4:15 am**

TO SECURITY

WE MUST HONK

HONK

That was terrifying.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2014 5:40 am**

>Kill full heath juggernaut as a shade

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2014 9:51 am**

i quit the game.

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2014 6:20 pm**

Staub wrote:i quit the game.

lies

Posted: **Fri May 30, 2014 7:10 pm**

I talked a wonderful and attractive admin into blobbing me during the early stages of a ling round.

I proceed to 420 blaze it as blob and am basically immortal when the shuttle is called.

Go to escape and wait.

Centcomm: If there is any trace of the gelatinous xenobiological entity on the shuttle or pods we will remotely shoot them down.

I blob it up on the shuttle and move my core there.

Shuttle leaves.

EXPLOSION

Still alive.

Repeat the previous two lines about seven times until I finally die.

The redtext... so much redtext.

BLOB STRONK

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