/tg/Station 13

Decided to make a thread for people that want to have some fun for large, single round projects. Post an idea you have for engineering, botany, virology, chemistry, bartending, graytiding, xenobiology, nanites, circuits, or cooking. Kind of like this;

Xenobiology - make a sentient BoC magicarp that turns NPC mobs into xenos for alien organ harvesting.

Engineering- redesign the cloning room for cloning multiple unlucky fucks at once.

Botany: make growth serum vapes and strap them on hydrated monkey cube monkeys along the hallways
Assistant: make a shop in the middle of the hallway and figure out what size limit I can reach before people push my shit in

roll antag
murderbone
don't roll antag
acquire valids
whoops round over

DemonFiren wrote:roll antag
murderbone
don't roll antag
acquire valids
whoops round over

epic post gamer

plain realism, fgt

Whole bunch of ideas
Xenobio:
- Become a xenoling
- Get a change carp and change anyone willing
- Get a recurring sepia extract, run around timestoppig the halls
- Become a slimeperson and use an industrial green extract to get lots of bodies
- Use charged pyrite to get bananium and rob the clown for a HONK
- Use silver extracts to get roburgers
- (Antag only) subvert AI and hypo people with nanomachines
- Use charged black to try to become a golem or android
- (Antag only) throw around clusterblorbles (made with rainbow slimes)
- (Cult) RUNED METAL GOLEM ARMY (or normal metal if you're lame and don't have runed metal)
- This can save a cult that's mostly caught/exposed early on
- Also useable for revs, sans the runes metal and free weapons (spells)

Engineering:
- Partially delam SM for anomalies for a phazon and/or reactive armor
- (Untested and hilariously risky) Build tesla/singulo containment around the SM, delam it into a singulo/tesla
- (Antag only, not really for long rounds but still something to do if you're bored and antag) Delam SM into singulo/tesla. Why does no one do this anymore

Cargo:
- Order toy crates until you get a donksoft resupply, pester sci for illegal tech, make a donksoft vendor, uphold the space 2nd amendment and give guns to people. Bonus points for shooting people with an LMG loaded with riot darts

Nanites:
- (Antag only, needs ayytech) DEATH VIRUS
- (Ayytech, nonantag) meme virus

Chem:
- Make a chemical payload, use bluespace beakers to make a very large foam bomb

For an incredibly long time I’ve been wanting an extended shift for a project. Tho, I either haven’t encountered an announced extended in like the 3 months I’ve been waiting, or just haven’t noticed.

Its pretty simple, build a completely functioning station on another z level. Complete with solars, atmos, and basically every department except cargo. The most I’ve ever done is get the layout (which takes an hour in and of itself) and power system set up.

Closest I've ever gotten to finishing this:
Something less time consuming which is also really fun is fixing up the freighter full of operatives in space. It’s really fun to basically build your own whiteship and have friends serve as crew.

And something else that I love is dressing up your spawn location for Lavand roles. I remember a time as dislocated vet where I harvested a ton of organs from legions and sold them to cargo for gear and shit.

Oh also just remembered a really fun shift I had yesterday. Basically, I ended up on deep storage, and a lizard brought me lots of parts and stuff. Long story short, we decked the place out with teleporter, prototype cloning machine, among other things. Anyways I made about 4 clones of myself, who would serve as servants. We made the deep storage into a hotel, visitors teleporting in and the such. My clones were all really helpful and awesome, and it made the experience way better. I used the shutter system as a papers please type deal, letting people in once I verified they were not sick and the like (although we did have a break out, sadly). At the end of the shift, one of my clones started to rebel, so me and a loyalist put him down. I’d love to replicate the shift possibly as a traitor, using the hotel as a guise to get rid of guests, disposing them via the crusher and stuff. It has a ton of potential. Put this here because it’d be cool if the roles were reversed, and I hope someone tries the gimmick themself.

I've always wanted to try making a swarm of circuit robots and a remote to control them. Maybe give them a way to smack the shit out of somebody.

construction badassery ideas:

place field projectors in a square in a random department as a autism fort
secretly build a singularity inside your autism forts shields
when people fuck with you turn the singularity on
get fucked

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hide a field projector set up on the emergency shuttle airlocks behind walls so people don't know they're there
turn it on as it arrives so people cant get in
emag shuttle
easy solo win, it'll take them to long to realize whats happening, break the glass, break the projector (and the wall surrounding it) and then get on the shuttle in the 15 seconds it takes you to walk to the console from space and emag it

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run a infinite disposal loop
put as much shit as i physically can fit in it
put a conveyer belt grid against a bunch of field projectors
create disposal ejectors on top of the conveyer belts with the field generators active
tell the station i'll turn it on and break reality if they don't comply with my demands
get banned

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retrofit white ship
build a micro-singularity inside of the white ship
travel to the station
see how long it takes for people to fuck it up and release it
OR
sell power cells for extremely high prices

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cut a chunk of the station physically off from the rest of the station by a considerable distance (3 or so space tiles with glass on the edge)
then declare independency from the station while in the department
also field projectors so the dirty immigrants cant into pass your space border wall