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The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:19 am
by wesoda25
I could've made this more dramatic and well written but I felt weird writing it so I'll make it a lot more basic. Roleplay is always bad, even on forums.

I was walking through maint when I found it. There, behind a series of 3 false walls, was a bloody, dark maint room. In the middle stood Ratman Jones. After a brief exchange, he attempted to feed me liquid gibs. Eventually I escaped, but not before he tried to cuff me.
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I later revisited the room, and made copies of 3 pictures I found on the ground.
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I noticed that he was constantly playing a beautiful piano song. I don't know how he did it, but his victims bodies constantly played the song too.

The next shift, I signed up as detective. I quickly got to gathering information.
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Ratman was a 57 year old engineer. Oddly enough, when I tried to print a picture of him, it was blank.
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With medbay bombed, I started my search in science maint. At the entrance, I found what might have been a sign of Ratman.
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However, the trail soon ran cold. He was not in abandoned medical, this time.
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Getting desperate, I decided to check suit sensors. Thankfully, he had maxed his.
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The trail grew warm in vacant office. He was very close now.
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Finally, I found him. He led me inside of his base. Soon after, he began to beat me. Thankfully, a borg saved me as I entered crit.
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Healed, I returned to the scene of the crime. Ratman was gone. All that was left were his victims, a moth who died immediately after he started attacking me, and a lizard. All the while playing that sickly piano song.
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The trail cold yet again, I restarted tracking Ratman, for his sensors were still maxed. He seemed to be near the bombing site that was medbay.
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After all my effort, I was let down. Ratman was dead, the trail gone. Beside his beheaded corpse was his infamous plague doctor mask.
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Despite all the information I had collected, I was more confused than ever. Perhaps in a following shift, I will learn more.

Memes aside ratman you're fucking awesome don't change man. We need more people like you. First time for over a year ss13 has felt fresh and exciting to me.

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:34 am
by Not-Dorsidarf
Nice

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:41 am
by Gigapuddi420
Ratman is a nice guy, dragged me into maint, didn't kill me, showed off his collection of dead mice or as I liked to call them 'mousewitz' then he told me off for eating a bit of one. Would visit again.

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:58 am
by MortoSasye
Nice, 11/10

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:17 am
by chesquatt
What a deviant.

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:54 am
by Hathkar
I see Ratman quite often when I'm a medical doctor. He's always plundering the morgue for bodies.

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:17 am
by confused rock
haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:44 pm
by Ayy Lemoh
confused rock wrote:haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite

how many people do you think know that is a thing while commonly playing here? either way, i see no crime with someone wanting to play something that they thought was really cool yet is on a different server.

this would be like seeing someone put on a rat mask, betray someone, and go OOOOOH I GET YOU'RE LIKE THE SKAVEN FROM WARHAMMER FANTASY AH GOOD ripoff MEME MAN

despite this being a station meant for /tg/ i feel like that example wouldn't understood without me saying "it's from warhammer fantasy"

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:36 pm
by wesoda25
confused rock wrote:haha ratman like the sniffer in lifeweb amirite guys ahaha I like sniffer in lifeweb he's the best he lays on his bed and controls rat cameras and wears a rat mask and disguises as stuff and he lives in the inquisitor's basement while eating lone wolf snack bars amirite amirite

Holy FUck IMAgien taking INSpiraTION from ANOthebtr SOURCE????!!!!!

Police?!!?

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:19 pm
by DrunkenMatey
One time in a low pop extended admeme everone is an antag round, i was hiding out with Ratman and he seemed ok, so I didn't revolver him in the face. Then he murdered me and made a creepy musical display out of me and the CEs bodies.

Will definitely shoot in face next time :(

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:35 am
by chesquatt
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Someone uhhh, stole the Ratman Jones name and is playing him as a normie. I A-helped it and this is the reply i got.
So The Ratman is now dead until further notice.

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 6:37 am
by bobbahbrown
chesquatt wrote:Image
Someone uhhh, stole the Ratman Jones name and is playing him as a normie. I A-helped it and this is the reply i got.
So The Ratman is now dead until further notice.


he only started playing in late march and exclusively as ratman jones...... sad.........

https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/ckey/nukeey

Re: The Official Ratman Case File

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 12:31 am
by wesoda25
Imsxz hates ratman imsxz hates roleplay!!!!