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space station 13 jokes

Postby bandit » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:46 am #49006

As clown last round I actually got people to come to the theater just by telling jokes over comms, which proves that the bar for clowns is so low that literally all they have to do to get approval and stand out is tell terrible jokes

in that spirit: post your jokes itt so other clowns can steal the fuck out of them
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby Rhisereld » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:55 am #49008

Are you the black void of space? Because you take my breath away.

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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby Comrade Leo » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:48 am #49014

Is that a revolver in your pocket or did you bring me to the dorms to erp?
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby Remie Richards » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:24 pm #49093

Honk.
私は完璧

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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby youngbuckliontiger » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:36 pm #49128

yomama so fat, clowns mistook her for clown planet.
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby AnonymousNow » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:47 pm #49131

Why should you avoid attacking monkeys?

Spoiler:
Because they're usually equipped with tasers.
Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.


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Spoiler:
~Simplified for the sake of Wyzack's delicate feelings~
Fuck anti-roleplay suggestions and fuck Bay.

Xenomorphs a shit.

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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby youngbuckliontiger » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:25 pm #49140

How would you open a locked monkey cube?

Spoiler:
You use a Mon-key.
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby youngbuckliontiger » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:40 pm #49141

Have you met the girl who recently joined security?

She was stunning for sure!
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby BangingDonk » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:59 pm #49164

The CMO is a Head

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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby AnonymousNow » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:39 pm #49177

BangingDonk wrote:The CMO is a Head


And the Head of Security is important for game progression.
Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.


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Spoiler:
~Simplified for the sake of Wyzack's delicate feelings~
Fuck anti-roleplay suggestions and fuck Bay.

Xenomorphs a shit.

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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby Fragnostic » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:18 pm #49182

Why did the officer holding two eguns cross the hallway?
Spoiler:
to get disarmed by assistants
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Re: space station 13 jokes

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:36 am #49214

what do you get when you cross erp with a braindead person
Spoiler:
banned

what do you call the theater when there's both a clown and a mime
Spoiler:
a murder scene

what do you call a wizard when he's friendly
Spoiler:
valid :^]

what do you do when the hop leaves his door open
Spoiler:
put ian in the washing machine :^]


an assistant and a cargo tech walk into the bar
the barman asks what they'll be having when the assistant and the cargo tech ask for the same drink
the barman sighs as he serves another bahama mama and starts making another while he contemplates suicide
the cargo tech snatches it and drinks it before the assistant can get it, so the assistant tables him and hits him thirty seven consecutive times in the head with a toolbox
Spoiler:
[Common] Jim McHasTheDisk says, "HELP BEING KILLED BY NUKE OPS"
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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