Which antag would you be in Real Life and why.
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:09 pm
Simple title is simple, which would you choose to be in Real Life and why, I've added some conditions to make them workable in Real life and roll redundant things together.
Traitor/Nuke Ops.
You get an uplink code to your phone that lets you buy any traitor item, and you get 30TC a day to spend, as well as a mars base and a remote control to call the shuttle to you.
Changeling.
You are a changeling. Any children you have will also be changelings and you can talk to them via hivemind link.
Wizard.
You are a wizard, each day you have to reselect your spells. Items remain forever and effects such as Lichdom also remain forever. Things such as give guns/spells and changes to events will only affect a 100Km radius around you.
Bloodcult
You start off as a Bloodcultist, it only takes one of you to convert someone else rather than the normal number. Nar Nar can only be summoned when more than 90% of the world has been converted.
Hivemind.
You are a hive-mind. In order to one mind you will have to convert at least half the population of the nation you were born in (good luck if you're American, have fun if you're from the Republic of Dave Pop: 6)
Blob
You are a blob, if you manage to cover the entire planet then you can shoot off spores of yourself to infest other planets.
Abductor.
Aliens come down and alter you, turning you into an Ayyyy LMAO, you will work with them for five years doing weird shit to earthlings, then go back to the Ayyy planet to have weird mind sex with other genderless Ayyys.
Spider.
You are a giant sentient spider that naturally forms hives, you can lay clusters of three eggs every time you have a meal which will hatch into other sentient spiders. Your children will be just as smart as you, and you can all use tools with your weird spider legs.
Nightmare.
You are an edgy Boi.
Sentient Disease.
You are a sentient disease, you have all your faculties (somehow). If you manage to infect the entire planet then you can freely control them as your puppets.
Revolutionary.
Any small light object that can be turned off can be used to brainwash people into your revolution. Click a flashlight on towards someones eyes and they're now your comrade in arms. Cyka.
Personally I'd pick either wizard or Changeling for that sweet immortality.
Traitor/Nuke Ops.
You get an uplink code to your phone that lets you buy any traitor item, and you get 30TC a day to spend, as well as a mars base and a remote control to call the shuttle to you.
Changeling.
You are a changeling. Any children you have will also be changelings and you can talk to them via hivemind link.
Wizard.
You are a wizard, each day you have to reselect your spells. Items remain forever and effects such as Lichdom also remain forever. Things such as give guns/spells and changes to events will only affect a 100Km radius around you.
Bloodcult
You start off as a Bloodcultist, it only takes one of you to convert someone else rather than the normal number. Nar Nar can only be summoned when more than 90% of the world has been converted.
Hivemind.
You are a hive-mind. In order to one mind you will have to convert at least half the population of the nation you were born in (good luck if you're American, have fun if you're from the Republic of Dave Pop: 6)
Blob
You are a blob, if you manage to cover the entire planet then you can shoot off spores of yourself to infest other planets.
Abductor.
Aliens come down and alter you, turning you into an Ayyyy LMAO, you will work with them for five years doing weird shit to earthlings, then go back to the Ayyy planet to have weird mind sex with other genderless Ayyys.
Spider.
You are a giant sentient spider that naturally forms hives, you can lay clusters of three eggs every time you have a meal which will hatch into other sentient spiders. Your children will be just as smart as you, and you can all use tools with your weird spider legs.
Nightmare.
You are an edgy Boi.
Sentient Disease.
You are a sentient disease, you have all your faculties (somehow). If you manage to infect the entire planet then you can freely control them as your puppets.
Revolutionary.
Any small light object that can be turned off can be used to brainwash people into your revolution. Click a flashlight on towards someones eyes and they're now your comrade in arms. Cyka.
Personally I'd pick either wizard or Changeling for that sweet immortality.