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How do I play this game?

Postby dixbfloppin » Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:41 pm #52811

Can anyone help?

Can we change back to uterus station and move forward until I'm all caught up?



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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Whoisthere » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:02 pm #52839

Set AI to high.
Tell a borg to hack a MULE.
Ride around the station on the MULE yelling at people.

You now know everything you should know.
Sad elegy
Highly suitable for use in funerals

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby WJohnston » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:50 pm #52849

The game's controls haven't changed that much since uterus, it's just more consistent throughout (egg boxes, crayon and candle packs etc all work like backpacks, for example) and it is SO MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE. Being shot with a taser instantly knocks you down, instead of that weird 3 second delay, running into an oxygen-less room near instantly tells you that you can't breathe instead of the 10+ second wait, you can tell who's talking with speech bubbles, who's hitting who with little shifting animations, have a health doll and methods to check yourself, the UI is way less cluttered, all kinds of good shit.
Apparently I was an director or something.

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Zellion » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:04 am #52859

Hi. Wanna ERP?

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Ikarrus » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:53 am #52929

Hornygranny and anon3 banned it

Sorry zellion
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby miggles » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:23 am #52952

you say that as if you dont want any part in it
as if you want erp to exist
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts

dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.

Connor wrote:miggles is correct though

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Vekter » Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:33 pm #53042

oh fuck dix is back

HI DIX LONG TIME NO SEE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby callanrockslol » Wed Dec 24, 2014 2:27 am #53094

Dix pls
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.

Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.

Spoiler:
Urist Boatmurdered [Security] asks, "Why does Zol have a captain-level ID?"
Zol Interbottom [Security] says, "because"

Sergie Borris lives on in our hearts

Zaros (No id) [145.9] says, "WITH MY SUPER WIZARD POWERS I CAN TELL CALLAN IS MAD."

Anderson Conagher wrote:Callan is sense.

Errorage wrote:When I see the win vista, win 7 and win 8 hourglass cursor, it makes me happy
Cause it's a circle spinning around
I smile and make circular motions with my finger to imiatate it

petethegoat wrote:slap a comment on it and call it a feature

MisterPerson wrote:>playing
Do you think this is a game?

Gun Hog wrote:Untested code baby

oranges wrote:for some reason all our hosts turn into bohemia software communities after they implode

Malkevin wrote:I was the only one that voted for you Callan.

Miggles wrote:>centration development
>trucking
ill believe it when snakes grow arms and strangle me with them



OOC: Aranclanos: that sounds like ooc in ooc related to ic to be ooc and confuse the ic
OOC: Dionysus24779: We're nearing a deep philosophical extistential level

Admin PM from-Jordie0608: 33-Jan-2552| Warned: Is a giraffe dork ~tony abbott

OOC: Saegrimr: That wasn't a call to pray right now callan jesus christ you're fast.

OOC: Eaglendia: Glad I got to see the rise, fall, rise, and fall of Zol

OOC: Armhulenn: CALLAN
OOC: Armhulenn: YOU MELTED MY FUCKING REVOLVER
OOC: Armhulenn: AND THEN
OOC: Armhulenn: GAVE ME MELTING MELONS
OOC: Armhulenn: GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU
OOC: Armhulenn: you know what's hilarious though
OOC: Armhulenn: I melted ANOTHER TRAITOR'S REVOLVER AFTER THAT

7/8/2016 never forget

Armhulen wrote:
John_Oxford wrote:>implying im not always right

all we're saying is that you're not crag son


bandit wrote:we already have a punishment for using our code for your game, it's called using our code for your game

The evil holoparasite user I can't believe its not DIO and his holoparasite I can't believe its not Skub have been defeated by the Spacedust Crusaders, but what has been taken from the station can never be returned.

OOC: TheGel: Literally a guy in a suit with a shuttle full of xenos. That's a doozy

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby KingLouisXIV » Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:42 am #53109

Dixbfloppin? I thought you were permabanned, dude.

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby dixbfloppin » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:40 am #53814

Jokes on you- how can anyone ban Carl Sagan? PS bring back PolymorphBlues ERP mechanics

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby miggles » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:41 am #53834

holy shit i didnt look at the author its dix
wow
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts

dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.

Connor wrote:miggles is correct though

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby srifenbyxp » Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:54 am #53864

Whos this nigger now? I've never seen him before. Anyways I have some recommended reading for you good sir.

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guides
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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby miggles » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:09 pm #53866

if you dont know who dixbfloppin is then you must not have played at all in the last 2 years
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts

dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.

Connor wrote:miggles is correct though

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby dixbfloppin » Sun Dec 28, 2014 4:42 pm #53909

I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby miggles » Sun Dec 28, 2014 5:19 pm #53912

well you were around a little bit
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts

dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.

Connor wrote:miggles is correct though

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Zellion » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:23 pm #53928

Lets be friends again dix i love you

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Miauw » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:40 pm #53944

dixbfloppin wrote:I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

yellow gloves were removed dude
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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Cipher3 » Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:32 pm #53963

Miauw wrote:
dixbfloppin wrote:I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

yellow gloves were removed dude

We had yellow gloves? Why?
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.


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I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

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Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby AnonymousNow » Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:06 pm #53981

Carl Sagan! I think I wrote him into a short SS13 story a while ago. Been too long.
Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.


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~Simplified for the sake of Wyzack's delicate feelings~
Fuck anti-roleplay suggestions and fuck Bay.

Xenomorphs a shit.

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Fragnostic » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:12 am #54111

oh fug
You're back!
Hey didn't you main as roboticist a long time ago?
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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Ikarrus » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:45 am #54116

It was usually Captain/HoP Sagan

The only shit hop I've ever liked
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby dixbfloppin » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:39 am #54391

Since when was a I a shit HoP? Whaaaat

And yes my favorite jobs were as follows
HoP/Captain (I LOVE YOU IAN)
Assistant (GREY TIDE WORLDWIDE, OCCUPY THE BRIG 2552)
Engineer/Robotics because I love fucking around all damn day.

also ERP

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby matilda » Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:09 am #54411

Everything is nerfed as fuck now. Fire extinquisher is your first go to weapon, chem will still let yo get easy kills but chloral tales forever DO NOT USE THE PARAPEN IT SUCKS. You can make spears and makeshift stun batons too. Stun guns are super nerfed now make sure you slam with a baton as well. Also now you can climb tables, just drag yourself onto them.
:^)

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby dixbfloppin » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:17 pm #54488

:^) thanks MHK we can finally be pro banned m8s again

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Big Faggot » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:21 pm #54679

hi im the boss of this station

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby callanrockslol » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:17 pm #54783

All you have to do is fill a syringe with beepsky smasher and make loads of retardedly powerful polyacid grenades because they unnerfed it back to its former glory.

Or lube.

Or rig the disposals system to lead to the crusher and emag that shit, then dunk everyone.

Do the last one.
The most excessive signature on /tg/station13.

Still not even at the limit after 8 fucking years.

Spoiler:
Urist Boatmurdered [Security] asks, "Why does Zol have a captain-level ID?"
Zol Interbottom [Security] says, "because"

Sergie Borris lives on in our hearts

Zaros (No id) [145.9] says, "WITH MY SUPER WIZARD POWERS I CAN TELL CALLAN IS MAD."

Anderson Conagher wrote:Callan is sense.

Errorage wrote:When I see the win vista, win 7 and win 8 hourglass cursor, it makes me happy
Cause it's a circle spinning around
I smile and make circular motions with my finger to imiatate it

petethegoat wrote:slap a comment on it and call it a feature

MisterPerson wrote:>playing
Do you think this is a game?

Gun Hog wrote:Untested code baby

oranges wrote:for some reason all our hosts turn into bohemia software communities after they implode

Malkevin wrote:I was the only one that voted for you Callan.

Miggles wrote:>centration development
>trucking
ill believe it when snakes grow arms and strangle me with them



OOC: Aranclanos: that sounds like ooc in ooc related to ic to be ooc and confuse the ic
OOC: Dionysus24779: We're nearing a deep philosophical extistential level

Admin PM from-Jordie0608: 33-Jan-2552| Warned: Is a giraffe dork ~tony abbott

OOC: Saegrimr: That wasn't a call to pray right now callan jesus christ you're fast.

OOC: Eaglendia: Glad I got to see the rise, fall, rise, and fall of Zol

OOC: Armhulenn: CALLAN
OOC: Armhulenn: YOU MELTED MY FUCKING REVOLVER
OOC: Armhulenn: AND THEN
OOC: Armhulenn: GAVE ME MELTING MELONS
OOC: Armhulenn: GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU
OOC: Armhulenn: you know what's hilarious though
OOC: Armhulenn: I melted ANOTHER TRAITOR'S REVOLVER AFTER THAT

7/8/2016 never forget

Armhulen wrote:
John_Oxford wrote:>implying im not always right

all we're saying is that you're not crag son


bandit wrote:we already have a punishment for using our code for your game, it's called using our code for your game

The evil holoparasite user I can't believe its not DIO and his holoparasite I can't believe its not Skub have been defeated by the Spacedust Crusaders, but what has been taken from the station can never be returned.

OOC: TheGel: Literally a guy in a suit with a shuttle full of xenos. That's a doozy

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby Tsaricide » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:32 pm #54788

; _ ; nobody welcomed me back like this, why can't I be as popular as dixb?

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby ColonicAcid » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:29 pm #54795

cuz we havent seen your canadian donger you fuckin IDIOOTTTTt.
crack is whack but smacks got your back

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Re: How do I play this game?

Postby miggles » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:01 pm #54817

LOL WHOS THIS FAG
dezzmont wrote:I am one of sawrge's alt accounts

dezzmont wrote:sawrge has it right.

Connor wrote:miggles is correct though


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