/tg/Station 13

Can anyone help?

Can we change back to uterus station and move forward until I'm all caught up?

Set AI to high.
Tell a borg to hack a MULE.
Ride around the station on the MULE yelling at people.

You now know everything you should know.

The game's controls haven't changed that much since uterus, it's just more consistent throughout (egg boxes, crayon and candle packs etc all work like backpacks, for example) and it is SO MUCH MORE RESPONSIVE. Being shot with a taser instantly knocks you down, instead of that weird 3 second delay, running into an oxygen-less room near instantly tells you that you can't breathe instead of the 10+ second wait, you can tell who's talking with speech bubbles, who's hitting who with little shifting animations, have a health doll and methods to check yourself, the UI is way less cluttered, all kinds of good shit.

Hi. Wanna ERP?

Hornygranny and anon3 banned it

Sorry zellion

you say that as if you dont want any part in it
as if you want erp to exist

oh fuck dix is back

HI DIX LONG TIME NO SEE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Dix pls

Dixbfloppin? I thought you were permabanned, dude.

Jokes on you- how can anyone ban Carl Sagan? PS bring back PolymorphBlues ERP mechanics

holy shit i didnt look at the author its dix
wow

Whos this dude now? I've never seen him before. Anyways I have some recommended reading for you good sir.

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guides

if you dont know who dixbfloppin is then you must not have played at all in the last 2 years

I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

well you were around a little bit

Lets be friends again dix i love you

dixbfloppin wrote:I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

yellow gloves were removed dude

Miauw wrote:

dixbfloppin wrote:I think its the opposite. I haven't played in 2 years but I have been here since like 6 months after tgstation started.

BUFF CAKEHAT/YELLOW GLOVES 2552

yellow gloves were removed dude

We had yellow gloves? Why?

Carl Sagan! I think I wrote him into a short SS13 story a while ago. Been too long.

oh fug
You're back!
Hey didn't you main as roboticist a long time ago?

It was usually Captain/HoP Sagan

The only shit hop I've ever liked

Since when was a I a shit HoP? Whaaaat

And yes my favorite jobs were as follows
HoP/Captain (I LOVE YOU IAN)
Assistant (GREY TIDE WORLDWIDE, OCCUPY THE BRIG 2552)
Engineer/Robotics because I love fucking around all damn day.

also ERP

Everything is nerfed as fuck now. Fire extinquisher is your first go to weapon, chem will still let yo get easy kills but chloral tales forever DO NOT USE THE PARAPEN IT SUCKS. You can make spears and makeshift stun batons too. Stun guns are super nerfed now make sure you slam with a baton as well. Also now you can climb tables, just drag yourself onto them.

:^) thanks MHK we can finally be pro banned m8s again

hi im the boss of this station

All you have to do is fill a syringe with beepsky smasher and make loads of retardedly powerful polyacid grenades because they unnerfed it back to its former glory.

Or lube.

Or rig the disposals system to lead to the crusher and emag that shit, then dunk everyone.

Do the last one.

; _ ; nobody welcomed me back like this, why can't I be as popular as dixb?

cuz we havent seen your canadian donger you fuckin IDIOOTTTTt.

LOL WHOS THIS FAG