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So we know that they exist but just aren't obtainable without admin intervention.

1. The Meteor Gun

2. The Meteor Pen

3. Turrets

4. The Greytide

5. The Plasma-Fist

6. The Wrestling Belt (Kung Fu)

7. Seraph

8. The Admin Gib Gun.

9. Chrono Legionare

10. Planet-Station Fauna

11. The Statue (Permanent) (Weeping Angel)

12. ??? Boots (Speedy boots that give you a constant meth speed boost with no downsides. Don't know the name)

metal base ball bat
home run baseball bat
flashdark

Fuck I remember when the meteor pen first became a thing. I played that round as a late join.
I think it was a varedit fuckup?

kind of a pointless thread in an open source codebase but whatever

reticence

bandit wrote:kind of a pointless thread in an open source codebase but whatever

reticence

Sometimes you miss things or assume things are just there.

Anyways, the ??? boots are just a type of jackboots. One interesting admin only item is a flash called memorizer. It's a MIB reference.

super whetstone that super-sharpens literally any object and gives it 100 damage iirc

There is a .357 revolver that can be silenced.

As for the metal baseball bat I traded 20 tc for it + snail serum once. It was really good with no drop, it is like an eshield with an inhand that is harder to notice but also works as a slightly higher damage bat.

170 damage Energy Axe

How has no one said the supermatter sword?!

The unlimited use scroll of enchantment and die of fates.
The mime mech
There's a light creating RCD
The spellbook that ignites everyone around you
Tier 6 construction parts

Torches are pretty cool

holocarp fish sticks
carp hardsuit unless wesoda ruined that

Carp hardsuit was actually added in a syndi-kit bundle by Denton.

Combat arm implant, probably called something else. An arm implant that gives you a hardlight energy blade, a stun arm (Emagged engiborg module), a medibeam gun, and I think a flash?

Jet-Pod.

I don't know what its called but its this space-motorcycle type of thing with infinite jetpack fuel. Very fun to ride around in.

Also the Speedwagon.

Shadowflame909 wrote:Jet-Pod.

I don't know what its called but its this space-motorcycle type of thing with infinite jetpack fuel. Very fun to ride around in.

Also the Speedwagon.

The thing that looks like a star wars speeder?

Cursed die of fate (will accept TC trades)

Alternatively, blessed die of fate.

Mushroom people. A special race that is like a golem except it looks like that dark souls enemy and has wind up attacks that do more damage and fling enemies away

Mind batterer, use it in hand and it sometimes stuns the people around you, has like 3 uses.

Boris wrote:Mind batterer, use it in hand and it sometimes stuns the people around you, has like 3 uses.

This one is technically in a couple of away missions!

I like the Speedwagon but it's a little destructive for anything beyond end of round grief. Laser rifles (counting CTF as admin spawn only) are also great, though the last major gun rework made them a little weird. I've been wanting to use them in an event but they're really fucking powerful for skirmishing in comparison to station weapons.

What's a laser rifle

Shaps-cloud wrote:What's a laser rifle

It's a 20-shot laser gun that takes a "magazine" instead of requiring an internal cell charge.

Bluespace emag

Badmin bomb

Admin detection multitool (detects when an Aghost is in range)

Adminorazine

Champion Wrestling Belt

Chrono Legionnaire items

The Infinity Gun

The debug beam rifle

Seraph mech and Death Squad Ripley

What does the infinity gun do

Shadowflame909 wrote:What does the infinity gun do

It's a mounted machine gun that only stops firing while you're clicking

Reactive table armor

The Multiverse Sword

Multiverse War was the original war ops

Ghost sheet
Reticence
Tesla revolver
Tasers

BeeSting12 wrote:Tesla revolver

I thought you could get the tesla resolver? isn't it a tech node?

Here's one I didn't know about until recently, and seems like a lot of others don't as well: administrative cybernetic jumpsuit
It's a jumpsuit with the sprite of the syndisuit that makes you completely immune to all sources of outside damage (to everything except the head), is fully heatproof, coldproof, and acidproof, and is nearly impermeable to the extent that anything likely gets rounded off.
/obj/item/clothing/under/acj

Strangely enough there does not seem to be an equivalent to protect your head.

It used to be a tech node, not sure if is still. I never see it anymore.

The shadowcloak.

I haven't played in awhile so I'm not even sure if this item still exists or is now available. It's a knock off cloaker that goes in the belt slot that Slowly loses the charge and makes you visible but allows you to recharge it in the darkness. I'm the only one who has ever spawned the fucking thing and players would never even use it. Damn shame.

Durkel wrote:The shadowcloak.

I haven't played in awhile so I'm not even sure if this item still exists or is now available. It's a knock off cloaker that goes in the belt slot that Slowly loses the charge and makes you visible but allows you to recharge it in the darkness. I'm the only one who has ever spawned the fucking thing and players would never even use it. Damn shame.

I've never heard of it, but it exists and that sounds better than the stupid stealth box. It's under https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/ ... devices.dm

This is the first item in this thread I didn't already know about.

I guess Airlock charges should be added to this list now as well.

Airlock charges are in a syndie bundle

The life candle thing is not used very often, probably for good reason. Anyone who clicks it is basically immortal; whenever they die, they get teleported to the candle and admin healed, keeping whatever gear they brought. I’ve seen it used all of 1 time when virtual john showed me it

Holoparasite Fish Sticks exist yet no one told me

A confused rock did. Nevermind

Mushroom Kung Fu hasn't been said yet.

From goofing around I've found and noted.

>The "Agent" Race.
>Nar'sie-Mini (Narsie's Avatar)
>Bubblegum Hallucination (transparent bubblegum that freaks people out but does nothing.)

Military Synths.

Also found out this. The Memorizer from men in black.

Very epic.

there's quite a few debug items in the game, one of my favorite being the debug pipe gun (a gun that fires blast waves, which are effectively immovable rods that outright delete everything in their path)

Shadowflame909 wrote:3. Turrets

You can make these from scratch.

BeeSting12 wrote:Tesla revolver
Tasers

Tesla revolvers print at the seclathe, but nobody likes using them, so you never see them.
You can get a taser from wiznerd summon guns.


Here's mine: Everything related to clock cult except for raw brass.

Wrong turrets gamer

Also clock cult spears spawn on lavaland

They mean manual turrets like from gangs

ThanatosRa wrote:Fuck I remember when the meteor pen first became a thing. I played that round as a late join.
I think it was a varedit fuckup?

I think it was a typepath issue, where the pens that spawned in PDAs were accidentally set to the path for meteor pens instead of regular ones. Someone made a video of one of those rounds before it was fixed, I think it was callanrockslol but I can't find it anymore.

cacogen wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Fuck I remember when the meteor pen first became a thing. I played that round as a late join.
I think it was a varedit fuckup?

I think it was a typepath issue, where the pens that spawned in PDAs were accidentally set to the path for meteor pens instead of regular ones. Someone made a video of one of those rounds before it was fixed, I think it was callanrockslol but I can't find it anymore.

I'm still not sure how the arrivals shuttle still existed. This was back when it was still just permanently docked.

I'm pretty sure it was nearly completely destroyed every round and people just spawned in space where it used to be.

Kickmines

Jungle station chasms

Departmental Uprising event. (Nations.)

High-Lander.

Nobody mentioned it yet but vibrosword is pretty good meme content. It's the REAL high frequency blade from Metal Gear Rising, the one the null rod variant is based on.

It's basically similiar to a desword in that it's a two-handed weapon (that can be held in on hand and actually still be a pretty good weapon) but doesn't 100% deflect energy weapons and instead has a fairly hefty deflection chance for all projectiles. It only has 40% block but the real draw is 40 force and the 100 armor penetration which cuts off limbs instantly. You can use it to nugget the whole crew, it's amazing. It's also kind of shit despite all of that since you can't easily conceal it and having it stolen from you would be...pretty tragic. Probably fun as a wizard trade.

I got to see a few during a special packet retrieval event. The only one I think wasn't mentioned here is the Rainbow Knife.

I'm still not sure what it does.

Sandshark808 wrote:I got to see a few during a special packet retrieval event. The only one I think wasn't mentioned here is the Rainbow Knife.

I'm still not sure what it does.

Rainbow knife isn't an admin only item. You can get it as a crossbreed in xenobio

Shotgun/Spread or scatter fire variant of the staff of the honkmother. A clown got it through TC trade, and by GOD it was some of the most annoying shit I've encountered. It's hell for your entire department to get slipped by the clown at the same time with the clown being on the opposite side of the station.

That's likely been var-edited