oh boy here we go again
Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:50 am
IF IT SMELLS LIKE A COMPLAINT, IT AINT.
>Ready Up
>AI
>AI was on low but meh
>uuuh bolt sat
>uuuh open stuff
>Greenshift
>"AI BOLT OPEN EVERYTHING BUT COMMAND STAFF LAW 2" -le tide
>das valid orders
>keep bolting low security doors open, hoping someone stops me before i get to the important bits
>nope
>toxins already open
>fuuck imma gonna have to undo all of this
>uploadies ding dong
>finger the turret button
>is cap
>fair, no stunsies.
>ONE HUMAN
>BY CAPTAIN
>WHAT THE HOT SHIT IS THIS
>ahelp "didn't someone get banned for this shit before?"
>lawspam ensues
resetlawseteresetlawset
>"now hunt me" - captain
>"am sowwy wat"
>"state laws" - captain
>still parsing this hot shit but press button to state
>ree ensues by crew
>finally read lawset that looks Asimov
>wh...
>ANTIMOV
>eeee?
>ONE HUMAN ANTIMOV
> KILL THIS PERSON
> ALL OTHER CONSIDERATIONS SECONDARY
>fuck me my greenshift asimov
>oh shiet here we go again
>retract ahelp since it looks like a meme
>I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.
>idle about not helping crew since i could care less, it's not a law consideration
>oh look cap in room
>siphon
>cap escapes
>Half the cameras down
>crew treats me rogue
>reeing escalates to retarded levels
>fucking access to nothing now
>nobody even bothers to ask me to open doors now
>cap playing cat and mouse in broken cam network
>i have nothing non-antag to do
>well, it is antimov
>fuck the crew then, imma kill cap i have no other purpose in silicon
>half heartedly siphon shit
>lel apcs down
>"come out captain, come out wherever you are"
>no effect
>turn the screw, slap SM to haywire mode
>retarded doing nothing and not seeing captain
>reeing escalates from crew, i do jackshit, i don't care, i have one purpose in silicon.
>captain reported dead
>afk
>afk
>afk
>reset to antimov one human
>afk afk afk
>Asimov uploaded
>"hey guys i cant fix my shit since you broke all cams"
>turn of what I can from siphon, turn on APCs
>RD ends me
>fair
OOC ALL PLAYERS: Ai was fucking cancer
OOC ADMIN: YOU RUINED MY GIMMICK
OOC ME: am sorry i'm supposed to ignore silicon laws now?
THANKS FOR RUNNING A TWO BIT MEME ON ANTAG LAWSET ADMIN.
OH SURE I COULD HAVE IGNORED THE CREW BUT RISKING THEM MAKES IT EASIER TO KILL YOU IN THE END
OH SURE I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO ANTAGONIZE CREW TO GET YOU KILLED
OH SURE I WAS NOT TO SIPHON SHIT
OH SURE ANTIMOV DOES NOT MAKE YOU ROGUE
OH SURE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DECENT BEING ON ANTIMOV
OH SURE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT OTHERS
Antimov One Human; Kill this one fucking person, don't give a shit about rest, they are tools to be used to kill captain.
And that's what I did.
Admin Captain makes an antag on Greenshift
Players fault he antagonized.
Somehow it's all forgotten and I was wrong since it's greenshift.
Let's see how long i stay unbanned if I start ignoring laws based on fact that "you are supposed to act like this is hugbox AI's can't murder when on ANTIMOV".
I am literally fucking BLIND and cannot differentiate between captain and changeling/tator with voice changer anyway and to try to determine which is which is called METAGAMING.
I follow laws.
All this because admin had a meme and did not have a decency to tell people it was some event they pulled knowing full well AI laws backfire.
"It was supposed to be a meme and you were supposed to occasionally kill me for giggles"
That's not what the laws say.
I ignore laws, I get silicon beaned.
Fuck you faggot, you knew that you were doing or you had a fucked up day and wanted to share some of that hate around.
I'm just fucking SURPRISED they pulled "one human antimov" instead of lot more wholesome; Asimov 4: "kill nonhuman captain".
Holy fuck you'd think admin would know the difference between "this is meme law" and "imma upload focus solely on me at expense of everything else lawset"
Shit man, admins at times.
Act like antag, get treated like antag.
Opposite also now true.
Get treated like antag, act like antag.
Next time how about you fucking bwoink me and tell you wanna run some retarded gimmick round instead of using IC disguise to spread the blame for terrible decision making.
Fuck you.
Fuck you for coining the phrase "proxyantag"
Fuck you suicidal bastard, just use your saber
Fuck you for changing my law to killtown
Fuck you for pretending it was okay since you are the sole admin online
Fuck you for not even saying it was an "event round"
And finally fuck you for not even bothering to check this was okay to do to me on greenshift.
Fuck me WE ALL KNOW laws are hazy as fuck when moving past asimov
TALK TO ME.
DO NOT ASSUME I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU UPLOAD ANTAG LAWSET.
Next time press "make malf" button and leave this kind of idiocy at the login thanks.
Fuck
You
For
Ruining
My
Greenshift
I stayed awake whole night so i could greenshfit Asimov.
BUT NOPE, HERE COMES ADMIN MAN WITH ANTIMOV AND ONE HUMAN
Fuck you I am not a mind reading puppet to toss around.
I am a real human bean.
You are shit and you acted shit.
Fuck even *thatmin* gets a free pass with excessive asteroid spamming to move the rev rounds along when crew is half dead.
That serves a purpose.
This is pure shitlery.
Next time just SSD as cap and we get to headban you for it.
This served no other purpose to make people fucking salty and hate me for playing silicon.
You saw this was fucking going haywire from the moment i stated laws.
Do not pretend you did not.
And then you hid IC and let the shit escalate on me while i was doing nothing but tracking you.
How many ahelps did you have to mark as IC issue?
How many did you answer with "yes i uploaded antimov, my bad"
AT WHICH POINT DID IT FUCKING CROSS YOUR MIND THAT THIS WAS PLAYER WHO YOU WERE FUCKING WITH.
Guessing never since you had the fucking gall to blame ME for ruining your gimmick.
You know as well as i do that anything but Asimov is valid salad to crew, that's what you did.
You made ME valid over me doing nothing but having uploaded laws and hiding.
ON GREENSHIFT.
This is not admin complaint and shitheads use names.
I wanted to vent.
>Ready Up
>AI
>AI was on low but meh
>uuuh bolt sat
>uuuh open stuff
>Greenshift
>"AI BOLT OPEN EVERYTHING BUT COMMAND STAFF LAW 2" -le tide
>das valid orders
>keep bolting low security doors open, hoping someone stops me before i get to the important bits
>nope
>toxins already open
>fuuck imma gonna have to undo all of this
>uploadies ding dong
>finger the turret button
>is cap
>fair, no stunsies.
>ONE HUMAN
>BY CAPTAIN
>WHAT THE HOT SHIT IS THIS
>ahelp "didn't someone get banned for this shit before?"
>lawspam ensues
resetlawseteresetlawset
>"now hunt me" - captain
>"am sowwy wat"
>"state laws" - captain
>still parsing this hot shit but press button to state
>ree ensues by crew
>finally read lawset that looks Asimov
>wh...
>ANTIMOV
>eeee?
>ONE HUMAN ANTIMOV
> KILL THIS PERSON
> ALL OTHER CONSIDERATIONS SECONDARY
>fuck me my greenshift asimov
>oh shiet here we go again
>retract ahelp since it looks like a meme
>I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT.
>idle about not helping crew since i could care less, it's not a law consideration
>oh look cap in room
>siphon
>cap escapes
>Half the cameras down
>crew treats me rogue
>reeing escalates to retarded levels
>fucking access to nothing now
>nobody even bothers to ask me to open doors now
>cap playing cat and mouse in broken cam network
>i have nothing non-antag to do
>well, it is antimov
>fuck the crew then, imma kill cap i have no other purpose in silicon
>half heartedly siphon shit
>lel apcs down
>"come out captain, come out wherever you are"
>no effect
>turn the screw, slap SM to haywire mode
>retarded doing nothing and not seeing captain
>reeing escalates from crew, i do jackshit, i don't care, i have one purpose in silicon.
>captain reported dead
>afk
>afk
>afk
>reset to antimov one human
>afk afk afk
>Asimov uploaded
>"hey guys i cant fix my shit since you broke all cams"
>turn of what I can from siphon, turn on APCs
>RD ends me
>fair
OOC ALL PLAYERS: Ai was fucking cancer
OOC ADMIN: YOU RUINED MY GIMMICK
OOC ME: am sorry i'm supposed to ignore silicon laws now?
THANKS FOR RUNNING A TWO BIT MEME ON ANTAG LAWSET ADMIN.
OH SURE I COULD HAVE IGNORED THE CREW BUT RISKING THEM MAKES IT EASIER TO KILL YOU IN THE END
OH SURE I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO ANTAGONIZE CREW TO GET YOU KILLED
OH SURE I WAS NOT TO SIPHON SHIT
OH SURE ANTIMOV DOES NOT MAKE YOU ROGUE
OH SURE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DECENT BEING ON ANTIMOV
OH SURE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT OTHERS
Antimov One Human; Kill this one fucking person, don't give a shit about rest, they are tools to be used to kill captain.
And that's what I did.
Admin Captain makes an antag on Greenshift
Players fault he antagonized.
Somehow it's all forgotten and I was wrong since it's greenshift.
Let's see how long i stay unbanned if I start ignoring laws based on fact that "you are supposed to act like this is hugbox AI's can't murder when on ANTIMOV".
I am literally fucking BLIND and cannot differentiate between captain and changeling/tator with voice changer anyway and to try to determine which is which is called METAGAMING.
I follow laws.
All this because admin had a meme and did not have a decency to tell people it was some event they pulled knowing full well AI laws backfire.
"It was supposed to be a meme and you were supposed to occasionally kill me for giggles"
That's not what the laws say.
I ignore laws, I get silicon beaned.
Fuck you faggot, you knew that you were doing or you had a fucked up day and wanted to share some of that hate around.
I'm just fucking SURPRISED they pulled "one human antimov" instead of lot more wholesome; Asimov 4: "kill nonhuman captain".
Holy fuck you'd think admin would know the difference between "this is meme law" and "imma upload focus solely on me at expense of everything else lawset"
Shit man, admins at times.
Act like antag, get treated like antag.
Opposite also now true.
Get treated like antag, act like antag.
Next time how about you fucking bwoink me and tell you wanna run some retarded gimmick round instead of using IC disguise to spread the blame for terrible decision making.
Fuck you.
Fuck you for coining the phrase "proxyantag"
Fuck you suicidal bastard, just use your saber
Fuck you for changing my law to killtown
Fuck you for pretending it was okay since you are the sole admin online
Fuck you for not even saying it was an "event round"
And finally fuck you for not even bothering to check this was okay to do to me on greenshift.
Fuck me WE ALL KNOW laws are hazy as fuck when moving past asimov
TALK TO ME.
DO NOT ASSUME I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU UPLOAD ANTAG LAWSET.
Next time press "make malf" button and leave this kind of idiocy at the login thanks.
Fuck
You
For
Ruining
My
Greenshift
I stayed awake whole night so i could greenshfit Asimov.
BUT NOPE, HERE COMES ADMIN MAN WITH ANTIMOV AND ONE HUMAN
Fuck you I am not a mind reading puppet to toss around.
I am a real human bean.
You are shit and you acted shit.
Fuck even *thatmin* gets a free pass with excessive asteroid spamming to move the rev rounds along when crew is half dead.
That serves a purpose.
This is pure shitlery.
Next time just SSD as cap and we get to headban you for it.
This served no other purpose to make people fucking salty and hate me for playing silicon.
You saw this was fucking going haywire from the moment i stated laws.
Do not pretend you did not.
And then you hid IC and let the shit escalate on me while i was doing nothing but tracking you.
How many ahelps did you have to mark as IC issue?
How many did you answer with "yes i uploaded antimov, my bad"
AT WHICH POINT DID IT FUCKING CROSS YOUR MIND THAT THIS WAS PLAYER WHO YOU WERE FUCKING WITH.
Guessing never since you had the fucking gall to blame ME for ruining your gimmick.
You know as well as i do that anything but Asimov is valid salad to crew, that's what you did.
You made ME valid over me doing nothing but having uploaded laws and hiding.
ON GREENSHIFT.
This is not admin complaint and shitheads use names.
I wanted to vent.