THE TOOLBOX TRY-OUTS

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THE TOOLBOX TRY-OUTS

Post by Stickymayhem » #515380

ALRIGHT NERDS HERE'S THE DEAL

OBVIOUSLY LEXIA BLACK AND JACK STEINER (AND SOME BEE GUY CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME) STOMPED EVERYONE LAST YEAR

SADLY BEE MAN CANT MAKE IT THIS YEAR WHICH MEANS WE HAVE AN OPEN SLOT TO CARRY YOU TO A FREE TOURNAMENT WIN

THERE WILL BE TRY-OUTS

WINNER OF THE TRY OUTS GETS A SCHOLARSHIP TO FUCK-HIPPIE UNIVERSITY ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE TOP

LEAVE YOUR DISCORD HERE THEY'LL BE THIS WEEKEND DURING A TIME INCONVENIENT TO YOU BECAUSE IM IN THE UK

YES WE ALSO ACCEPT BRIBES. IF YOU DONATE LIKE 50 BUCKS (TO THE CHARITY THING OBVIOUSLY) AND NO ONE OUTBIDS YOU THEN ENJOY YOUR FIRST CLASS TICKET TO THE FINALS YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Arianya » #515381

I'll give you £5 to take someone on your team who isn't actually allowed to hit anyone and can only shake people up or give CPR
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Post by Stickymayhem » #515383

Arianya wrote:I'll give you £5 to take someone on your team who isn't actually allowed to hit anyone and can only shake people up or give CPR
THE PLAN IS ALREADY TO JUST THROW THE POOR FUCK AT THE ENEMY TEAM FOR EASY KNOCKDOWNS
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Timonk » #515384

The Eekexexecycle#4262

If I win I'm gonna empty the third slot as in lexias team is only 2 people
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
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pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Post by Stickymayhem » #515385

Timonk wrote:The Eekexexecycle#4262

If I win I'm gonna empty the third slot as in lexias team is only 2 people
A VALID GOAL FUCK YOU GOOD LUCK
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Nabski » #515386

Stickymayhem wrote:
Arianya wrote:I'll give you £5 to take someone on your team who isn't actually allowed to hit anyone and can only shake people up or give CPR
THE PLAN IS ALREADY TO JUST THROW THE POOR FUCK AT THE ENEMY TEAM FOR EASY KNOCKDOWNS
We tried the "throw" strat last year, and it didn't work out!
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Post by Boris » #515390

Boris#6487

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Post by wesoda25 » #515391

no
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #515401

Dm me ricardo milos pics
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Post by Plapatin » #515432

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Post by Xeroxemnas » #515439

Fuck it I want to bash some skulls in.

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Post by terranaut » #515541

my third has abandonded me so now i have to ask to be in imsxz' team rather than have him be my backup fourth........................................................................................
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Post by Qustinnus » #515580

@GenuineMan#8423


I can be the coder rep for your team
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Post by Shadowflame909 » #515614

Wow IMSXZ gets 9 team members?

Admins I leave the case in your hands.


hijacking this thread. DM me for the true kimple fun
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Post by BeeSting12 » #515616

These guys are da real deal i got carried superhard last year so theyre def. not lying when they say they can carry you to a win.
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Post by terranaut » #515966

Since Stinkymayhems advanced veganism has advanced his brainrot to an advanced stage he failed to message me in time to tell me to come to the tryouts so I'm back to looking for a third member for my team, DM me if you wanna toolbox a vegan or Lexia Black or whoever won the tryout
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Post by Timonk » #515990

Wait what the fuck he didn't message me neither, you sir are very based.
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


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Post by Stickymayhem » #516083

Timonk wrote:Wait what the fuck he didn't message me neither, you sir are very based.
i tried but your discord was wrong or you're not on the discord server
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Timonk » #516133

Stickymayhem wrote:
Timonk wrote:Wait what the fuck he didn't message me neither, you sir are very based.
i tried but your discord was wrong or you're not on the discord server
Yea I got beaned
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


The hut has perished at my hands.
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Post by Blurbo » #517303

blurbo#2014
:honkman: :toolbox: :honkman:
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Post by Timonk » #616000

Soo
When are the tryouts?
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


The hut has perished at my hands.
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #616042

times like this, I wish I wasn't banned. Can't forum post gotta play tgmc for 60 more hours to get a fucking voucher.
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Post by Timonk » #616052

cope
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


The hut has perished at my hands.
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The pink arrow is always right.
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Post by Stickymayhem » #616193

Timonk wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:35 pm Soo
When are the tryouts?
2023
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Timonk » #616204

Ok See you then
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
Timberpoes wrote: I'm going to admin timonk [...]. Fuck it, he's also now my second host vote if goof rejects.
pikeyeskey13 wrote: ok don't forget to shove it up your ass lmao oops u can delete this one I just wanted to make sure it went through
Agux909 wrote:
Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
Woah bravo there sir, post of the month you saved the thread. I feel overwhelmed by the echo of unlimited wisdom and usefulness sprouting from you post. Every Manuel player now feels embarrased to exist because of your much NEEDED wise words, you sure teached'em all, you genius, IQ lord.


The hut has perished at my hands.
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