Little things you do in-game while bored

Earthykiller127 · Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:05 am

As captain - give my hat to Ian

Sometimes I put my ID in my box and my PDA in my pocket then wear a mask and do suspicious things

Get drunk beyond legal alcohol amount in blood stream and start spewing shit out

Chaplain roundstart - PM Admins "I wonder which admin shall be my god", first one to deliver becomes it, label my clothes to their name and slam everyone in the head with a bible. When arrested, pray and watch as the locker talks to the warden who flips his shit

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:07 am #54684

go braindead

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:10 am #54685

When I get bored I order crates.

Or I recreate the LIZARD BAR.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:19 am #54687

Be a weirdo and wander around to do weird shit. Nothing sexual.

Or if I'm on Lifts-Much, challenge people to slapfights.

Rhisereld · Post by **Rhisereld** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:52 am #54701

Do shady stuff.

When questioned, simply respond "it's purely sexual".

Cheech1297 · Post by **Cheech1297** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:00 am #54703

play orion trail and try to win the space suit and toy sword

then go around maint fake e swording whoever i find and see how long till i get tased and my sword taken away

Remie Richards · Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:01 am

I play basketball... alone... Usually people join in when they walk past so I'm not alone for long.

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:29 am #54705

Usually build stupid shit in space or on the asteroid

tried surrounding radiation collectors with uranium walls

didn't generate power

died of radiation anyway

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:35 am #54706

LIsten to music and erp

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:03 am #54712

Unless someone who actually enforces the ban is on.

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:54 am #54724

Break into the morgue, go onto a morgue tray, and spamclick it until one of the doctors comes in and tells me to stop.

Hellafied · Post by **Hellafied** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:22 am #54726

Pray for chaplin robes get the balcavada get jackbots, take off my pack, ask hop forname change to Darkness and job change to Death. stalk people.

Pybro · Post by **Pybro** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:25 am #54727

Xhuis wrote:Break into the morgue, go onto a morgue tray, and spamclick it until one of the doctors comes in and tells me to stop.

You can refill welding tanks, hit yourself while holding down pg down with the duck, or speed open your backpack for a similar effect.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:30 am #54736

Hellafied wrote:Pray for chaplin robes get the balcavada get jackbots, take off my pack, ask hop forname change to Darkness and job change to Death. stalk people.

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Konstantinos · Post by **Konstantinos** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:05 am #54744

I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.

MedicInDisquise · Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:46 pm

As lawyer I check in on interrogation and areas and shit

As mime/assistant I go bug someone until they begrudgingly accept my help and then I become a real credit to the station

As assistant I go and try to see if I can create an office in the HoP Maitenence, and use the break room as my office, etc.

As anyone else I go drink myself in obscurity or actually do my job.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:48 pm #54837

Drag Piano in front of bridge, start playing. Watch other bored people see you and start building a mini-bar around you while you do absolutely nothing.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:54 pm #54839

alternatively: some asshole comes and unwrenches your piano, drags it away into maint somewhere, and beats you if you try to take it back

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:57 pm #54840

Robust him in maint, buckle him to a chair and force him to listen to your custom song you created by slamming your keyboard.

FudgePucker · Post by **FudgePucker** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:24 pm #54849

As a scientist, fill a rapid fire syringe gun with space drugs, shoot the HoS, run, rinse and repeat.

10 points for every shot you man make on the HoS.
4 points for every sec officer.
20 points for doing it to the captain.

How long can you last with out getting the shit beaten out of you?

Desucake · Post by **Desucake** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:34 pm #54867

FudgePucker wrote:As a scientist, fill a rapid fire syringe gun with space drugs, shoot the HoS, run, rinse and repeat.

10 points for every shot you man make on the HoS.
4 points for every sec officer.
20 points for doing it to the captain.

How long can you last with out getting the shit beaten out of you?

That sounds pretty griffy, especially since drugs makes you fall over, leaving you open to any lucky traitor to come by and steal.

Earthykiller127 · Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:44 pm

FudgePucker wrote:As a scientist, fill a rapid fire syringe gun with space drugs, shoot the HoS, run, rinse and repeat.

10 points for every shot you man make on the HoS.
4 points for every sec officer.
20 points for doing it to the captain.

How long can you last with out getting the shit beaten out of you?

100 points if you shoot librarian reading WGW
500 points if nuke ops
-5000 points if you get telescoped by an head and lynched brutally

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:00 pm #54890

make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube"
cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it
leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious

Not-Dorsidarf · Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:38 pm

*ping

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:47 pm #54910

Screemonster wrote:make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube"
cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it
leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious

I need to do that now.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:07 pm #54916

I pretend to go afk, and when someone walks up to me or tries to break into whichever place I am I scare the bajeezus out of them by suddenly turning around and yelling WHATDOYOUTHINKYERDOING

Supaiku · Post by **Supaiku** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 10:57 pm #54928

Ricotez wrote:I pretend to go afk, and when someone walks up to me or tries to break into whichever place I am I scare the bajeezus out of them by suddenly turning around and yelling WHATDOYOUTHINKYERDOING

So your solution to boredom is standing in one place silent and motionless for upwards of 15 minutes?

Desucake · Post by **Desucake** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:18 pm #54937

I enjoy sitting in a locker, watch a bit of youtube, then still keep an eye on the station. Often enough, I'll see someone doing something bad in front of my locker, and I call them out on comms, always funny.

Balut · Post by **Balut** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:52 pm #54944

I kill myself.

Usually in the shower.

Phalanx300 · Post by **Phalanx300** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:00 am #54962

Screemonster wrote:make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube"
cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it
leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious

Will it only go off when opened? Or when someone walks near?

How about a mouse trap construction?

Screemonster · Post by **Screemonster** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:13 am #54983

Phalanx300 wrote:
Screemonster wrote:make a blank book called "hilarious uses for space lube"
cut the pages out and hide a proximity-triggered lube grenade in it
leave it somewhere for someone to see it and get curious

Will it only go off when opened? Or when someone walks near?

How about a mouse trap construction?

When someone walks near. I tried the mousetrap once and the grenade just fell out rather than the book acting as a box-like container, but that wasn't on /tg/ so I should probably test it here too.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:23 am #54984

Desucake wrote:I enjoy sitting in a locker, watch a bit of youtube, then still keep an eye on the station. Often enough, I'll see someone doing something bad in front of my locker, and I call them out on comms, always funny.

I see this happen alot as I do this sometimes to.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:48 am #55001

NikNakFlak wrote:
Desucake wrote:I enjoy sitting in a locker, watch a bit of youtube, then still keep an eye on the station. Often enough, I'll see someone doing something bad in front of my locker, and I call them out on comms, always funny.
I see this happen alot as I do this sometimes to.

I tend to do that as a Warden a lot. People think I am AFK, and when they start hacking Armory I have another permabrig prisoner.

Also:

Rearange armory.
Turn Wardens office into fortress.
Create a secret Khorne shrine in armory (people flip over that shit, for some reason bodies in Armory are something weird).
Hide a active, 9999 second timer training bomb near Medbay.
Update my little list of crimes commited by each character through all rounds I played as a Warden so I can add them to SecRecords and maybe someone will see it.
Make tests for gun licence so people can annoy HoP over it.
Make militia squads.
Be annoying prick.

kevinthezhang · Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:39 am

I like to walk around and chat random people up, sometimes in the bar or something. God forbid, maybe even RP a little.

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:53 am #55023

grief.

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:05 pm #55037

Make a little crew hang out area near medical maint and atmosphereic main,complete with wood floors,carpeting,beds,tables,cozy chairs and vending machines.

As a lawyer I ask the HoS for his formal outfit, if I get it then I begin to be an awesome Lawyer who tries to hold civil cases, usually it rarely happens but one round I ended up getting a trophy for being so good.

One round as service borg I went around force feeding as many people booze as I could, I ended up buckling someone to a chair and dragged them around while I VTEC'd across the station force feeding him vodka. Even better I went and stole every single head's lockers and unlocked them leaving them in cargo bay's warehouse.

Spoiler:

Stickymayhem · Post by **Stickymayhem** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:47 pm #55044

I go to the medbay as a hypochondriac when it's quiet there and be terrified of incredibly normal things like walking, describing them as symptoms.

I normally get chloralled and straightjacketed.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 3:58 pm #55046

>not pretending you have allium/GBS/undetectable supervirus

Earthykiller127 · Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:21 pm

Stickymayhem wrote: I normally get chloralled and straightjacketed.

1)go to medbay
2)apply fist to forehead
3)were you revived?
if yes continue
if no skip to final step
4) did you get put in the recovery room w/ straight jacket? congratulations, you're done. otherwise, go back to 2)
5) enjoy death

Reimoo · Post by **Reimoo** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:36 pm #55059

I make a personal bunker in maint and periodically go out to steal stuff like the chef's microwave or the botanist's dank rack. Sometimes I'll turn it into a store and invite the people I stole from to barter for their items back.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:57 pm #55060

Steal the message monitor key, break into tcomms and forge funny/lewd/salty PDA messages from the crew.

MedicInDisquise · Sat Jan 03, 2015 7:17 pm

Explore disposals.

And this should be something that goes in traitor, but apparently disposaling too many times takes away pressure and air.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:30 pm #55397

spess lube

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 8:59 pm #55408

An entire thread and nobody has listed "spin violently in place?"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:30 pm #55416

Konstantinos wrote:I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.

Sum Ting Wong · Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:35 pm

Space myself.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:17 pm #55426

DemonFiren wrote:
Konstantinos wrote:I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.

What's the upshot of holding down ctrl? I always just clicked around my character manually.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:21 pm #55427

cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Konstantinos wrote:I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.
What's the upshot of holding down ctrl? I always just clicked around my character manually.

If you keep Ctrl pressed, pressing the movement keys won't move you, just change the direction you're facing.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:01 pm #55443

Ricotez wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Konstantinos wrote:I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.
What's the upshot of holding down ctrl? I always just clicked around my character manually.
If you keep Ctrl pressed, pressing the movement keys won't move you, just change the direction you're facing.

Oh man, my spinning has reached new levels.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:10 pm #55447

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY.