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having felinids as a snowflake species that most new players can’t use

Dabbing

being hit with a lettuce and instantly dying

Exploding when dabbing

the smile mutation

the release of gangnam style

-Using a gun while hulked.
-The pain of having the CE coming into robotics because he had access.
-Rev round clusterfucks ending on the tcomm satellite .
-The pain of hearing that Dante has a revolver again for the 7th round in a row.
-Instant acting chloral hydrate cucking you.
-Watching chem and science spawn next to each other and the resulting brawl over acid every around.
-being able to buy 2 syndie bombs.
-Quick choking being the most dangerous thing on the station.
-quick tabling cucking shit sec
-Lag so bad ten minutes would last a half hour or more.
-Shuttle being nearly indestructible.
-The ebow shooting up to 5 energy bolts
-The ebow being nerfed to using actual ammo darts.
-metroids.
-roros.
-Aliens being round enders because they would break procs every round.
-xsi midis.
-old max cap.
-Welder bombing to gib corpses.
-Old changelings.
-Always standing at least 1 tile away from people.
-Packets.
-Seeing an actual grey tide.
-Watching chem make glitch foam nades that would circle the station endlessly.
-Virology having no purpose.
-Cruising through space in a fire suit while smoking a cigar and sipping on coffee.
-Armor values having no cap making it possible to become immune to that type of damage.
-Old AI blob.
-Monkey mode being in rotation naturally.
-Linda
-Old Ei nath
-The fucking drop down menu for changeling stings and spells.
-Ntsl and no one doing anything with it besides Magni scripts.
-Changelings cucking over other changelings and not having a hivemind.
-The pain of hiding in a 1x1 room in maint with a medibot cutting yourself to learn runes.
-old speed.
-The joy of riding the janicart through space like a jetpack.
-Hiding in a locker to escape nar'sie and nuclear explosions.
-The joy of releasing singulo and using a beacon to obliterate the station.
-the pain of getting punched through a camera with TK
-The pain of getting tabled into space via TK
-freon
-People using the experimentor to become xenos and ruin rounds.
-The old yearly bitchfests about armor values, security layout or uniform styles.
-Linda vs Zas debates.
-The pain of parapen+c4
-Using uhangi shoes to powergame.
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TheMidnghtRose wrote:Exploding when dabbing

actionninja bring that back pls

Freon back babeee

invisible water (on tiles)

admins spawning homestuck characters

admins erping as homestuck characters (yinadele/nepeta leijon)

cacogen wrote:admins erping as homestuck characters (yinadele/nepeta leijon)

vriskas

has anyone mentioned having a host who would admin abuse himself out of the brig

i've said this on here before but i got a shotgun from the a wizard and rik hedberg tried to disarm me and when i shot him with it sos gave me half a day ban i got banbaited by the host and i fell for it

All of security chasing after one assistant and failing, not because he's done anything wrong, but because he's a memetic badass and sec deliberately fucks with him in the hopes they can be the one who beat Burer

(Spoiler alert Officer Friendly is the one who beat Burer, because i said "hey man you're really good at this" and flashed the dual taser wielding madman while he was trying to respond)

Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

I was going to say anne is being unnecessarily hostile and aggressive but that's what crag does to people all the time so go you anne go you

NecromancerAnne wrote:Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

>kills a guy
>gets called unrobust for it

ok retard the word robust doesnt mean "skilled", the whole combat system is based on exploits and dickery. if you 're not robusting dirty you're not robusting. there's no honor among greysuits

Super Aggro Crag wrote:

NecromancerAnne wrote:Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

>kills a guy
>gets called unrobust for it

ok retard the word robust doesnt mean "skilled", the whole combat system is based on exploits and dickery. if you 're not robusting dirty you're not robusting. there's no honor among greysuits

There is no honor but there are things considered so taboo you don't openly admit it, because it brands you as someone you shoot on sight rather than give the time of day. You only bring the experience of the game as a whole by doing it, and you only open yourself to getting meta'd if you do that shit too often. That's why people don't admit to doing it.

Not like you aren't already known for being a stain but the fact you gloating about this is really damn lacking in self-awareness. Good lord man.

i was late for the burer train but i remember dante saying he always beat him so i don't feel like i missed out on much

NecromancerAnne wrote:

Super Aggro Crag wrote:

NecromancerAnne wrote:Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

>kills a guy
>gets called unrobust for it

ok retard the word robust doesnt mean "skilled", the whole combat system is based on exploits and dickery. if you 're not robusting dirty you're not robusting. there's no honor among greysuits

There is no honor but there are things considered so taboo you don't openly admit it, because it brands you as someone you shoot on sight rather than give the time of day. You only bring the experience of the game as a whole by doing it, and you only open yourself to getting meta'd if you do that shit too often. That's why people don't admit to doing it.

Not like you aren't already known for being a stain but the fact you gloating about this is really damn lacking in self-awareness. Good lord man.

i literally said in my post that i didnt shoot on sight, i roleplayed by appealing to his ego and then bopping him. Sorry i'll be more like the admins preferred type of player and silently roll around the station looking for someone to spam left clicks on without getting in trouble rather than doing my job

idk why anne is so up in arms, typebaiting is literally a gambit, especially vs a guy who is murderboning. if you sit there and type to bait someone into responding you are opening yourself up to equal punishment for standing still and using your keyboard (unless of course you are a based legacy controls player who can move and type at the same time).

Kel the based

pink belt sprites

good ol' days when singularity was at loose almost every single round

PKPenguin321 wrote:has anyone mentioned having a host who would admin abuse himself out of the brig

Or any of the following which SoS did
-force everyone to say the word "chelp" multiple times throughout the round
-make himself literally unkillable while he disarm spammed security officers for an hour straight
-make edits to the code between rounds like naming the captain "cobra commander" which broke everything and spawned people in space
-create 1000 force fire extingushers and chuck them at sec officers instantly killing them
-give everyone ventcrawling, argue with them in OOC that they couldn't ventcrawl and adminpm them asking them to prove it at which point he would turn off their ability to do it and then make fun of them for thinking they could ventcrawl

The height of this was witnessing seven security officers try to kill him over and over again while he kept using the revive function on himself till they just gave up and welded him in a locker and threw it into space.
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Sometinyprick wrote: -give everyone ventcrawling, argue with them in OOC that they couldn't ventcrawl and adminpm them asking them to prove it at which point he would turn off their ability to do it and then make fun of them for thinking they could ventcrawl

idk that's pretty funny

Sometinyprick wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:has anyone mentioned having a host who would admin abuse himself out of the brig

Or any of the following which SoS did
-force everyone to say the word "chelp" multiple times throughout the round
-make himself literally unkillable while he disarm spammed security officers for an hour straight
-make edits to the code between rounds like naming the captain "cobra commander" which broke everything and spawned people in space
-create 1000 force fire extingushers and chuck them at sec officers instantly killing them
-give everyone ventcrawling, argue with them in OOC that they couldn't ventcrawl and adminpm them asking them to prove it at which point he would turn off their ability to do it and then make fun of them for thinking they could ventcrawl

The height of this was witnessing seven security officers try to kill him over and over again while he kept using the revive function on himself till they just gave up and welded him in a locker and threw it into space.
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So how long was SoS host?

NecromancerAnne wrote:Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

It was burer, you weren't going to get the drop on them any other way

oranges wrote:

NecromancerAnne wrote:Are you actually gloating about abusing typing? What the fuck is wrong with you, you unrobust mudcrab. You literally just admitted to the scummiest move in the game.

It was burer, you weren't going to get the drop on them any other way

this guy knows the business

NecromancerAnne wrote:

Sometinyprick wrote:

PKPenguin321 wrote:has anyone mentioned having a host who would admin abuse himself out of the brig

Or any of the following which SoS did
-force everyone to say the word "chelp" multiple times throughout the round
-make himself literally unkillable while he disarm spammed security officers for an hour straight
-make edits to the code between rounds like naming the captain "cobra commander" which broke everything and spawned people in space
-create 1000 force fire extingushers and chuck them at sec officers instantly killing them
-give everyone ventcrawling, argue with them in OOC that they couldn't ventcrawl and adminpm them asking them to prove it at which point he would turn off their ability to do it and then make fun of them for thinking they could ventcrawl

The height of this was witnessing seven security officers try to kill him over and over again while he kept using the revive function on himself till they just gave up and welded him in a locker and threw it into space.
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So how long was SoS host?

A good while, it worked out mostly because he didn't play that often due to his work schedule. I don't think it really became an issue until he got more free time to play and people got fed up real fuckin' quick.

Who is SoS and when was he active

Sadly I never got to axe murder ERPers

Sybil 2

trollbreeder wrote:Sybil 2

No one experienced it anyways

I'm bringing it back baby, 2023:
- Cargo Tesla
- All Access being a thing
- Outrunning explosions as the wave of the station blowing up chased you
- Guns fitting into backpacks and the warden being a one man armoury
- The ssethtide (I don't think such a large explosion of the playerbase will ever come again)

I know these are more recent changes (in the grand scope of things) but I hope you'll bring something up I forgot and wasn't mentioned yet.

I know this is a weird one, but I miss that specific version of gangs where all you had to do was tag a wall and then put down the GANG MACHINE once you tagged enough walls, and all the other gangs were doing the same shit. It was fun.
Also:
-Lord Singuloth (Obviously)
-Shadowling
-Science when all you had to do was deconstruct a series of random items in a specific order (Now you have to construct a series of items in a specific order, what has the world come to?!)
-Xenobio before the console
-Bagil having more than 25 players
-Classic Boxstation (Icebox is cool too but multi-z is scary)
-Mutation Toxins for every species
-Hybrid Tazers
-Cloning
A lot of the stuff had questionable effects on the game itself but it's what I remember when I was learning the game, so it will always be peak SS13 to me.
Please bring back Lord Singuloth as a station project or something though.

With vast UI improvements, the removal of click-limiting, and the near-nonissue of topping off plasma canisters at all, the roundstart plasma leak in Engineering is just about gone forever.

The glory of cerestation being a thing and everybody universally hating it but it getting voted anyway.

you will never print a full backpack full of weapons from sci
you will never sleepy pen your target and c4 them and insta gib
you will never taser

bobbahbrown wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:48 am - You will never scream at the AI to let you into the teleporter so you can rush bluespace research

Funnily this one still applies, yay experiments

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:57 pm The glory of cerestation being a thing and everybody universally hating it but it getting voted anyway.

I still remember suicide hopline where players would kill themselves as protest against the map.

JusticeGoat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:14 am

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:57 pm The glory of cerestation being a thing and everybody universally hating it but it getting voted anyway.

I still remember suicide hopline where players would kill themselves as protest against the map.

Was that a cerestation specific thing? I thought that just happened every round when people didn't roll antag.

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 6:40 pm

JusticeGoat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:14 am

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:57 pm The glory of cerestation being a thing and everybody universally hating it but it getting voted anyway.

I still remember suicide hopline where players would kill themselves as protest against the map.

Was that a cerestation specific thing? I thought that just happened every round when people didn't roll antag.

I definitely remember one time on Meta that it happened wayyyyy back in the day, complete with a cyborg being spawned in with the name Law 3 Violation to join the suicide conga, just to upset the HOP.

Pandarsenic wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 6:58 pm

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 6:40 pm

JusticeGoat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:14 am

VexingRaven wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 1:57 pm The glory of cerestation being a thing and everybody universally hating it but it getting voted anyway.

I still remember suicide hopline where players would kill themselves as protest against the map.

Was that a cerestation specific thing? I thought that just happened every round when people didn't roll antag.

I definitely remember one time on Meta that it happened wayyyyy back in the day, complete with a cyborg being spawned in with the name Law 3 Violation to join the suicide conga, just to upset the HOP.

Incredible.

Having to take out and shower all your clothes, everything in your bags, pen and ID from PDA/tablet computer, radio encryption keys, and other junk after going near the SM or fusion, even when in a radiation suit. Old radiation contamination made engineering into a shower RP job.

I loved when old radiation stack overflowed and a wave of instant death even through rad suits would spread around the station

I think we should bring back the ability to kill every human on the station by hiding a sufficiently irradiated pen and ID in your PDA while you just happen to be wearing the CE hardsuit.

the bible melting 50,000 times

Having only one antagonist type per round ensuring some semblance of balance and focus instead of an incoherent sandbox mess every round
edit: also cardinal direction only movement