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>sex reassignment surgery and people being kidnapped to have it performed on them against their will

still possible, you can use dna machine to edit hair/skin/eye color and gender

yeah but you can't cut off their dick so it's not the same. you could even botch the surgery and make them intersex. itsac mcfluff the somewhat infamous griefmime got banned for kidnapping people and performing this surgery on them

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- You will NEVER experience a simple screwdriver stopping doors from functioning, so badly in fact, that many lockers were changed to include a screwdrivers.
- you will never experience failing to do one single step in a long process and the singularity being released around the 5 minute mark. (you forgot to turn on the radiation collector? or you forgot to fill up the plasma canisters? or you forgot to wrench down the emitters? or you turned on the emitters too early so it drained the APC before the singulo started? etc)

Lumbermancer wrote:You will never experience 100% human crew.

Na even when I joined in 2013 there would be lizard janitors spawned by admins (sure they were re-sprites).

Thunder11 wrote:You will never use old TK to look through a camera console and toolbox someone on the other side of the station

HA! this was such a brilliantly overpowered move, it Loved it.

the lizard janitor was jon riker played by the admin mario90900
the amy + jon graffiti is a reference to this guy and amy lessen

once i spaced his mop bucket because he was mopping while people were dying and his admin friends weren't happy. that's the story

peoplearestrange wrote:Na even when I joined in 2013 there would be lizard janitors spawned by admins (sure they were re-sprites).

That was still a fairly rare occurence, I think. In fact, if you remember (but you don't) my argument against lizards as a starting race was that they should remain admin-only. How quaint does it seem now.

Discovering words as the cult.
Spending ten minutes making talismans somewhere
Tome being superior in every way to the edgy dagger
Nuclear operative cult that no one liked

trek chems pre-nerf when chloral hydrate instantly knocked you unconscious and any self-respecting CMO immediately filled their hypo with it
parapen+c4 as the ultimate traitor "fuck you" with zero counter-play
old changeling with sting verbs that let you stack up multiple stings to rapid fire into someone
carrying a dexalin pill+coffee because of the above
going to tool storage 3 minutes into the round to pick up any corpses from the usual roundstart assistant rumble for the static spawn insuls, toolbelt, and coin for vendor insuls

Testmerges

YOU LOOK AT YOUR ARM AND SIGH

Yenwodyah wrote:Being able to steal the spare without breaking a locker open

remove hugbox locker spare bring back table spare

Being able to build a space pod and getting into a space chase with sec as you hold a hostage on your cruiser and sec is trying to shoot you down with space ship lasers to get the hostage.

(Yeah that's a paradise feature, but it was temporarily testmerged here.)

sounds amazing i missed that

Experiencing the feel of the rhumba beat.
OOC losing its goddamn MIND every time someone set off a bomb because it lagged the server so hard.
Someone already said it but METROIDS
Space lube slides into space from escape
Cargonia back before it was (mostly) bannable
The sheer goddamn TERROR that was seeing someone with a gas mask and no ID in maint
Being Geneticist traitor and grabbing your target from cloning, telling him you're fixing his mutations, then turning him into a monkey and eating him
Banana slip being long enough of a stun to steal someone's shoes
Toxins being good for more than just the 50k
Uhangi AND HE BOUGHT A CLOAKER
FUCKING CLOAKERS
Ebow being so heinously overpowered that it and a sword almost guaranteed you 10 kills
Safe Sex Corgi (okay this one is possible now but like no one ERPs any more)
Raiding the entirety of the armory with telesci
Drone tism projects
"AI, open up EVA? I need some metal."
Spending time on making 3 maxcaps to kill the AI with on malf and some asshole signalling the default
Toxins being a raging inferno every round
Traitor Cook being "para pen, strip, gib"
Lynching the Janitor because he refuses to use space cleaner
Gibbing the AI

Also apparently Brodyquest which I THINK I made a meme holy shit you guys remember that?!

Vekter wrote: OOC losing its goddamn MIND every time someone set off a bomb because it lagged the server so hard.

There were some truly magical moments in the rare occasion a server-halting set of explosives went off but server chat kept up, so you could be in the epicenter of a blast with a few folks in this freeze frame moment but still able to talk to each other while waiting for the server to catch up and turn all of your into gibs.

you will never be a chef and see all of your hard work instantly erased by a shitter with a poly acid sprayer

shitters pulsing 145.9 code 30 when a bomb test is announced

slipping people with soap to stun them then throwing them into disposals

old lasers that worked like phaser lasers instead of concentrated energy blasts

no antialiasing

metroids

Hornygranny wrote:>You will never be one hit crit by someone with a polytrinic acid spray

the bible melts

Janet doing carguns

boom boom shake the room

oranges wrote:

Hornygranny wrote:>You will never be one hit crit by someone with a polytrinic acid spray

the bible melts

ancient

shitters pulsing 145.9 code 30

That's gone? Hugbox.

Most of the shit I remember's already been posted, but here's a funny one from like a year ago:

>You will never experience going on a space adventure with the tator clown's spacewalking clown car

>ywn instakill the blob because they spawned as a job that didnt have maint access and bursted in a hallway

InsaneHyena wrote:That's gone? Hugbox.

You don't even need to top up your emergency oxygen tank and set release pressure for maximum performance anymore, so I learned today.

i found it odd they changed that but i'm not exactly complaining, shit like that is a pain to do every round (e.g. putting your ID in your PDA)

oranges wrote:Janet doing carguns

Janet writing philosophical papers on the morality of doing carguns

I miss the singulo so fucking much guys

just overload the SM

Shaps-cloud wrote:I miss the singulo so fucking much guys

just buy the engine parts using the engineering budg-

okay, I'm starting to see the issue

oranges wrote:just overload the SM

I prefer interacting with people not playing engineering silly

deedubya wrote:

Shaps-cloud wrote:I miss the singulo so fucking much guys

just buy the engine parts using the engineering budg-

okay, I'm starting to see the issue

OH ARE YOU?

oranges wrote:just overload the SM

>WARNING WARNING IM FUCKING EXPLODING alarm for 15 minutes while it delams
>half the fucking crew drop on you and shut it down
evrtim

"i do not know any of the many ways to speed kill the sm" pkp penguin

I miss the singularity beacon actually being worth a damn.

Working hard to conceal illicit activity and immediately eating 4 slugs from the detective's revolver because he spawned with thermal goggles

angelstarri wrote:"i do not know any of the many ways to speed kill the sm" pkp penguin

oh the SM tried to match the chief engineer with the Big Iron on his hip (big iron on his hiiiip)

Killing an injured player so you could clone them

round ID 123456 worst round in history

>you will never be able to make methbombs that destroy large chunks of the map
>you will never be able to hardstun people with soap and stunbatons
>you will never be killed by old carp
>you will never have to manually get materials from the ORM

that's about all i remember, i didnt care much for the rest and by proxy i forgot all of it

>you will never be able to use the smelter on the mining station

Rushing compact combat and trashbag belt full of slugs to paint the station with war op blood.

Powergamers with shotgun shells ruined janitors lives

having felinids as a snowflake species that most new players can’t use

Dabbing