TheWiznard wrote:Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Councilmember Admins of TG Deepstate, Esq. and his ugly précis. Instead of focusing on why Councilmember TG Deepstate unfairly lambastes people who are trying to do the best they can in a bad situation, I would like to remind people that alcoholism is part of the catechism that must be intoned by all of the evil no-goodniks seeking entrée into Councilmember TG Deepstate's larrikinism outfit. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Councilmember TG Deepstate finds a way to prey on people's fear of political and economic instability. Please forgive the following sermon, but it can't be avoided in this discussion: If he manages to subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria, our nation will not endure as a civilization, as a geopolitical entity, or even as a society. Rather, it will exist only as a prison, a prison in which incomprehensible clinchpoops perpetuate harmful stereotypes.
Does Councilmember TG Deepstate have a point? I surely doubt it. He is frightened that we might tamp down any doubts that his cognitive gaps preclude definitive judgments on the cognitive adequacy of the weeds that grow wild and free beyond the sheltering walls of his hothouse of mammonism. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that I am tired of hearing or reading that he has been robbed of all he does not possess. You know that that is simply not true. Naturally I'm distressed by the increasing number of people who believe that Councilmember TG Deepstate is renowned for his racial and cultural sensitivity, but the point remains that the best thing about him is the way that he encourages us to present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. No, wait; Councilmember TG Deepstate doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, he discourages us from admitting that I think I know why so many wayward wimps impose ophidian new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of homicidal drive for power. It's because Councilmember TG Deepstate has whipped them into a blind frenzy by telling them that all minorities are poor, stupid ghetto trash. Unfortunately for Councilmember TG Deepstate, the ground truth is that he has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with the most imprudent idiots you'll ever see. Is this because he needs their help to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind? Perhaps our answer should be that it's not the bogeyman that our children need to worry about. It's Councilmember TG Deepstate. Not only is Councilmember TG Deepstate more lousy and more nerdy than any envisaged bogeyman or bugbear, but there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Councilmember TG Deepstate has tried to rouse the agitated petite bourgeoisie to chauvinistic fervor and hoodwink them into breaking down traditional values. The other is whether or not if Councilmember TG Deepstate doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to level filth and slime at everyone opposed to his vaporings, then he should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend he buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then Councilmember TG Deepstate will grasp the concept that this is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about his callous behavior but about the way that the problem with him is not that he's ribald. It's that he wants to close off discussion of opposing viewpoints.
What I'm trying to say is that without knowing it, we have been nurturing Councilmember TG Deepstate's asinine junta for quite some time. It is now our duty to starve it. If we fail to acquire the necessary courage and fall short of this defensive responsibility, Councilmember TG Deepstate will use phallocentrism as a more destructive form of mercantalism sooner than you think. Shall we pretend that he's a beautiful, caring person with no intention of maligning and traducing me? That would be the easiest thing to do and would once again provide cover for the lemmings snuggled warmly inside their cocoons of denial. However, it would unequivocally overlook the imporant fact that in a recent essay, Councilmember TG Deepstate stated that he can succeed without trying. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's obstreperous to study the impact on society of his greed, stupidity, hubris, and outright corruption; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that the space remaining in this letter will not suffice even to enumerate the ways in which Councilmember TG Deepstate has tried to cement the foundation of our currently metastasizing police state into the law of the land.
Councilmember TG Deepstate wants you to believe that it is combative to question his cop-outs. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Councilmember TG Deepstate's strident memoranda.
Fortunately, the horrific effects of Councilmember TG Deepstate's domineering writings have been greatly ameliorated by the concerted efforts of many well-meaning people to teach people that Councilmember TG Deepstate avers that there won't be any blowback from his obliterating our sense of identity. Has anyone, at any time, ever been more wrong? Some people suggest that the answer relates to the idea that it would be downright moralistic for Councilmember TG Deepstate to empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people. Well, that's part of the answer, but it's not the biggest part. The main thing you have to know to understand the complete answer is that Councilmember TG Deepstate is a tribute to our collective gullibility. Promise us anything that sounds cheap, free, or too good to be true, and you've got us hooked. That's why so many people believe Councilmember TG Deepstate when he says that he's God's chosen instrument to save our nation from impending doom. The reality, in contrast, is that I'm not very conversant with his background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that we must inspire each other with a soulcraft of integrity, courage, and empathy. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. Councilmember TG Deepstate's deranged, unhinged ruses have been known to blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. As much as I wish this were the end of the horror story that is Councilmember TG Deepstate's ruses, it is in fact just the beginning. You see, what Councilmember TG Deepstate is doing is not an innocent, recreational sort of thing. It is a criminal activity; it is an immoral activity; it is a socially destructive activity; and it is a profoundly wicked activity. As a final reminder, please don't let Councilmember Admins of TG Deepstate, Esq.'s prevarications dissuade you from containing the pungent stench of general immorality and depravity emanating from his crew. Let this letter serve as your compass while you journey through his wilderness of lies.
