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Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 11:23 pm
by BONERMASTER
trollbreeder wrote:why the fuck did we jinx it
That is an interesting question.
The conception is, that the entire hut looked at this thread, like a dog looks at a bone that you just threw, and couldn't stop itself from sprinting with their mouths open to their demise.

But is that really true?
Let's take a closer look!
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As you can immediately see, the post distribution is not equal. 3 posters account for 3/4th of all hut posters. Galloping ahead, practically begging the janitors to follow up on their obvious bait, is wesoda, leaving a huge gap for the next poster in his wake, which is wiznard. Third in line takes IkeTG, who probably didn't know any better. Point your fingers at them, spit at them, for they are hut brothers that have betrayed their own tribe. Except Ike, he is a nice guy and probably too young to understand what was even going on, give him a stern look instead.

But as you can see, the totality of hut posts only accounts for 195 posts. That is a lot of posts away from 420. Where did all the rest of them come from?
Well, it couldn't have been from anyone else but...
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... the jannies. Much like a vampire shirking away from sunlight, Beesting and monkeypaw shirked away from any faint possibility of being held accountable and responsible for their janitorial misdeeds, jumping at the chance to kill the most honest and critical place on the entire forum. Clocking in with a total of 164 posts, these two self righteous janitors account for 3/4ths of all total posts made, almost topping all hut posts combined. It is very clear that the mental anguish of not having any and all opposition silenced must have been very intense and long lasting to push a janitor, who considers it strenuous effort to join an ongoing tg station round, to such limits.

In total, this is how the participation looks like for both team hut and team jannie:
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In summary, I would like to speak these words: Three people are not the entire hut. Janitors are not the hut. Two janitors that want to rampage unchecked are especially not the hut. I declare that the thread to delete the hut is invalid, as it was not representing the will of all hut posters, and thus the posts that were made to reach the deletion goal were mostly done by a small group of people looking to destroy the peace and home of the innocent and law-abiding hut-citizens.
I believe, in most countries you would call this terrorism. And if there is one thing I know about terrorism, it is that you do don't negotiate with terrorists. And you don't give in to their demands. Thank you.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 11:27 pm
by IkeTG
I'm from the future and knew epic weed host would do it, I was just hurrying the inevitable so our people can begin to evolve at an earlier date in time for the 2023 internet culture wars

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 11:28 pm
by XivilaiAnaxes
Phuzzy isnt getting my vote next time around, thank you for your service and investigative journalism.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:30 am
by Super Aggro Crag
fuck janitors

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 3:41 am
by BeeSting12
I was doing it for the meme.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:00 am
by NoxVS
fuck, I only got a participation trophy? If I knew this would be tracked I would have been putting in more effort.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:24 am
by wesoda25
swim swim swim little fish, you'll never beat the current

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 4:29 am
by TheWiznard
38 isn't that big a number...

don't drink and post

safety first

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:17 am
by NecromancerAnne
I didn't even get on the iconograph.

A true sign I am an enigma in these lands. Or just making the right choices in my life not to waste it posting in the hut.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 6:54 pm
by SaveVatznick
Shirking away fron sunlight lmao

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 9:32 am
by BONERMASTER
wesoda25 wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:
*spit
BeeSting12 wrote:I was doing it for the meme.
Jannie. :x
IkeTG wrote:I'm from the future and knew epic weed host would do it, I was just hurrying the inevitable so our people can begin to evolve at an earlier date in time for the 2023 internet culture wars
I see. Maybe it was inevitable. I hope we will be succeed in battling the jannie menace in the future to come, John Connor.
NecromancerAnne wrote:I didn't even get on the iconograph.

A true sign I am an enigma in these lands. Or just making the right choices in my life not to waste it posting in the hut.
You are welcome to switch sides. You have already displayed your manic hatred by striking down a janitor yourself. The hut embraces the ruthless warrior.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 9:38 am
by oranges
Considering MSO still deleted the hut, even with the blatant inteference in the so called free poll. I think you can consider that the game was already rigged from the start.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 10:12 pm
by IkeTG
the truth was that singulo.io will never be the hut replacement because the hutposters were redditors deep down, scared of the chans

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 10:26 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
IkeTG wrote:the truth was that singulo.io will never be the hut replacement because the hutposters were redditors deep down, scared of the chans
singulo isn't a hut replacement because the hut is for calling out retards and shitheads, 99% of the posters on singulo are feckless wimps who go anon to shit talk so it just devolves into people saying "hi goofball" "hi jmad" "t. deedubya" and shit like that

its a big gay pit

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 11:06 pm
by IkeTG
Super Aggro Crag wrote:
IkeTG wrote:the truth was that singulo.io will never be the hut replacement because the hutposters were redditors deep down, scared of the chans
singulo isn't a hut replacement because the hut is for calling out retards and shitheads, 99% of the posters on singulo are feckless wimps who go anon to shit talk so it just devolves into people saying "hi goofball" "hi jmad" "t. deedubya" and shit like that

its a big gay pit
everyone's just ran out of things to talk about

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 11:10 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
people were still making posts in the hut when they killed it, there's still shit to talk about, it's just that the singulo shitters just want to sit in the darkness and cry about not winning the headmin election without having the chutzpah to criticize the janny filth while being identifiable

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 2:53 am
by EOBGames
hey I made the list, I finally accomplished something

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:05 am
by Flatulent
singulo is oranges’ data mining website and I don’t see why would you ever post there

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:17 am
by wesoda25
i don’t remember posting this so im just gonna edit it out

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 12:46 pm
by oranges
Flatulent wrote:singulo is oranges’ data mining website and I don’t see why would you ever post there
what makes you think any of your data has any value whatsoever?

I'd have to pay someone to take it off my hands

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 8:49 pm
by Flatulent
you already sold it to advertisers and you are the sole reason I’m getting citrus juicer advertisements now

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 10:06 pm
by capn_monkeypaw
BONERMASTER wrote:the most honest and critical place on the entire forum.
Critical?
Sure.

Honest?
lol

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 10:27 pm
by Nervere
idk what this shit is about, but a simple check of the hut's old URL tells you the hut isn't deleted, just hidden from everyone but site-wide admins.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 10:35 pm
by Nervere
noooo we need the hut so we can harass people without consequence and just say it's a shitpost!!!
i wonder what the catalyst was and why previously months upon months of harassment in the hut wasn't enough to delete it
fuck hut posters

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 11:37 pm
by teepeepee
Nervere wrote:noooo we need the hut so we can harass people without consequence and just say it's a shitpost!!!
i wonder what the catalyst was and why previously months upon months of harassment in the hut wasn't enough to delete it
fuck hut posters
oh no people are talking about bad things I did
this is harassment!

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 11:49 pm
by XivilaiAnaxes
I'm gonna say it was 90% PaS leaving tg forever.

I'd say it wasn't worth the precious hut but it's kinda funny enough that it really was worth it.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:18 am
by Nervere
teepeepee wrote:
Nervere wrote:noooo we need the hut so we can harass people without consequence and just say it's a shitpost!!!
i wonder what the catalyst was and why previously months upon months of harassment in the hut wasn't enough to delete it
fuck hut posters
oh no people are talking about bad things I did
this is harassment!
the thread speaks for itself bro
if i had access to it id quote it to the end of days

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 1:50 am
by wesoda25
what thread though?

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 9:43 am
by BONERMASTER
Harassment, bullshit, you're talking about your ERP-slave not getting approved, and now instead of blaming the secret jannie clique, it's the hut now. Fuck off with your shit, denthead.

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 10:17 am
by Tlaltecuhtli
did someone ask for free harassment?

who reads this is dumb now

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 12:23 am
by cacogen
I thought I saw playerkilling penguin spamming the shit out of that thread until it was locked but he isn't on the Google Sheets pie graphs at all

wait i have chronic shitbrain https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... start=1000

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 4:32 am
by PKPenguin321
cacogen wrote:I thought I saw playerkilling penguin spamming the shit out of that thread until it was locked but he isn't on the Google Sheets pie graphs at all

wait i have chronic shitbrain https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... start=1000
honestly it was pure luck that i landed on 999 replies exactly so i could leave that one as the 1000th

Re: Hut post mortem analysis

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 2:04 am
by TheWiznard
welcome to china station 13 speak bad about the ruling power and you will be gulaged