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who is your least favorite sec player

Postby saprasam » Sat May 16, 2020 2:34 am #561962

alternative name: thinly veiled salt thread
for me it's whoever the fuck plays the fuzz, because istoprocent seems like less of an asshole but i havent seen him in a year
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Man_Shroom » Sat May 16, 2020 3:55 am #561967

Jean-luc Price aka CDB

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby confused rock » Sat May 16, 2020 4:19 am #561969

my memory isn't very long so my least favorite will always be the one who I most recently gained reason to hate
I was having arguments over radio with an awful catgirl officer, causing them to repeatedly set me as wanted, give me citations for $1,000, and leave wanted posters up of me with the word "ligger". Kind of shouldn't be doing that so I go to the HOS and tell them I've got issues with them, they go "sure who's this" before a fuse busts in their brain and asks me what the hell is wrong with me? after all, "officers can't be traitors" He says. Why would we ever arrest her? So I say fuck it, and storm out of brig. Go to the captain. Help him deal with a guy in his office and tell him I want to ask about my bos-"don't care".
A security officer is openly antagonising me and both my boss and their boss tell me to fuck off. What am I supposed to do now? Take matters into my own hands? I'm playing on manuel, The high rp server where no captain would ignore his duties of monitoring heads, no HOS would absolve someone of all crimes because they can't spawn as an antagonist, and no security officer would lash out and solve a problem themself after everyone else in the system makes their life as hard as possible.

This is why Larry Johnson is the worst HOS ever. ask me again in a week when the HOS refuses to give me a riot helmet when there are xenos
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby BangingDonk » Sat May 16, 2020 4:57 am #561971

Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Davidchan » Sat May 16, 2020 5:47 am #561975

BangingDonk wrote:
Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB


Can you believe that shitlord used to be an admin here?
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby bobbahbrown » Sat May 16, 2020 6:08 am #561976

Davidchan wrote:
BangingDonk wrote:
Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB


Can you believe that shitlord used to be an admin here?


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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby terranaut » Sat May 16, 2020 6:44 am #561980

BangingDonk wrote:
Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Boris » Sat May 16, 2020 7:07 am #561982

Don't make me pick.
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby BONERMASTER » Sat May 16, 2020 9:41 am #561987

confused rock wrote:This is why Larry Johnson is the worst HOS ever. ask me again in a week when the HOS refuses to give me a riot helmet when there are xenos


I play security a lot, and even I want to club this guy's face in. I'd pick him because he plays regularly.

But the true champion was a one-time HOS on a regular round on manuel.
The situation was that the AI seemed to become hostile, and people reported on the radio multiple (unconfirmed) instances of borgs attacking people or killing them. Imagine that you become alarmed and want to discuss a strategy on how to proceed from here, only to see your chief sitting there in the brig room with thumbs up his ass, telling everyone else in the department that "we shouldn't do anything about it" and "The AI is nice, leave them". Of course, what followed was a tremendous turmoil, leaving lots of people and borgs dead, with no one really knowing what was even going on. Turns out, after round end, this idiot revealed in OOC what had caused the escalation: he had deleted all AI laws and left it like that, his reasons being that the AI "was really friendly, and I liked them".

And you bet that jannies where no where to be seen and all messages were summarily ignored. Guy still plays to this day, but not as a HOS anymore, and I think that's for the better.
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun May 17, 2020 12:09 am #562013

Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB

this man speaks truth, if you dont remember this blight upon the server consider yourself lucky
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby wesoda25 » Sun May 17, 2020 12:18 am #562014

sloan cox (or was it luke? - the quil dude) and donatello versus come to mind first, i always thought marisa kirisame (spelling is probably off on that but yakumo chen) was a pretty bad sec player but its been so long since ive seen them i dont really remember if they were that bad. im too new for the price dude which is good i guess

i feel as if there's someone really glaring that I'm forgetting, though
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby pugie » Sun May 17, 2020 11:58 am #562024

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby InsaneHyena » Sun May 17, 2020 12:05 pm #562026

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby BeeSting12 » Sun May 17, 2020 1:39 pm #562029

wesoda25 wrote:sloan cox (or was it luke? - the quil dude) and donatello versus come to mind first, i always thought marisa kirisame (spelling is probably off on that but yakumo chen) was a pretty bad sec player but its been so long since ive seen them i dont really remember if they were that bad. im too new for the price dude which is good i guess

i feel as if there's someone really glaring that I'm forgetting, though

luke cox. sloan cox is atlanta ned. also take that back donatello is a hero.
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue May 26, 2020 4:47 am #562815

BeeSting12 wrote:
wesoda25 wrote:sloan cox (or was it luke? - the quil dude) and donatello versus come to mind first, i always thought marisa kirisame (spelling is probably off on that but yakumo chen) was a pretty bad sec player but its been so long since ive seen them i dont really remember if they were that bad. im too new for the price dude which is good i guess

i feel as if there's someone really glaring that I'm forgetting, though

luke cox. sloan cox is atlanta ned. also take that back donatello is a hero.

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby confused rock » Tue May 26, 2020 5:35 am #562821

as an addon to my larry moments
I had I think Kether mavet or maybe it was some similar name as HOS on manuel and he decided to commit suicide by moth plushy 30 minutes into the round so first thing he does is decide to give his HOS job to someone else. Who does he pick? someone on the sec team perhaps? delegate to the actual captain? No, he gives it to an assistant. Why does he give it to an assistant? because this assistant is LARRY. and larry's always the (norp) hos so he should be the HOS!
Larry procedes to be an absolute legend and after Kether gives him the id he immediately runs out a fucking airlock and spaces himself. God damn it Kether.

I'm really fucking tired of this metafriend bullshit where people give head positions to their friends or people they personally like from previous rounds even if they're absolute piles of garbage, both of them. I had a round where there was no captain so instead of being acting captain the HOP completely silently promoted the bartender to captain. Why are these people on manuel?
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Sweets » Tue May 26, 2020 3:00 pm #562859

Is-a-Lizard because he doesn't join in on the Lizard Sec circlejerk whenever there is a round where over 75% of sec is Lizards.

In reality, Jean-luc Price with honorable mentions to Larry Johnson, Robustin (when he was on his antisec crusade and purposefully tried to toe the line) and every single detective player who plays Detective like a sec officer with lethals.

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby donutstation » Tue May 26, 2020 3:15 pm #562862

all the sec mains are shit and unrobust

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Shaps-cloud » Tue May 26, 2020 3:43 pm #562864

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Jack7D1 » Tue May 26, 2020 4:47 pm #562874

John Mooney is my favorite sec officer

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Kassori » Tue May 26, 2020 4:52 pm #562876

Worst sec officer I ever saw was Jack Waters. I don't hold it against the guy and him switching to psychologist after being massive shitcurity for a few days was one of the absolute funniest things I've seen in this game.
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Tue May 26, 2020 4:57 pm #562877

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby pugie » Tue May 26, 2020 5:19 pm #562880

donutstation wrote:all the sec mains are shit and unrobust


t. sec player
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Flatulent » Wed May 27, 2020 6:56 am #562930

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby cacogen » Wed May 27, 2020 7:29 am #562934

luke cox (nocturnalquill). he will permabrig you for being in the wrong place at the wrong time while letting the actual perps get away (and making no effort to chase after them). he will also beat you and put you in the cell where there's nothing to do but ghost to be a dick. he will also randomly allow different permabrig prisoners to escape or release them while you're in there for lesser crimes (even after they've attacked him). truly justice is blind. however you can't allow yourself to get too upset that children play this and will ruin your round if you let them

wesoda25 wrote:sloan cox (or was it luke? - the quil dude)

wes,,,

Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB

definitely a historical one, one of the worst tyrants to fill the role

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Man_Shroom wrote:Jean-luc Price aka CDB


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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby oranges » Mon Jun 01, 2020 9:24 am #563546

any admin who still plays

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby NecromancerAnne » Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:31 am #563568

Me. I am the worst security officer. Because I resort to beating my problems to death more than I do actually security stuff and it's why I avoid the role at all costs so I don't just murder everyone who inconveniences me as a nonantag.

Last time I was sec I literally killed the entirety of command and a janitor in a stabbing frenzy with a confiscated edagger because of dumb shit, including trying to gun down another security officer for some reason and eventually shooting at me with lethals for trying to stop it. In the same round I strangled a mime for shutter slamming someone and trapping his victim in a wall with his invisible wall.

I really don't have the patience for that shit, and it gave me a good taste of why nobody fucking wants to play sec. You really are having to deal with the absolute worst idiots at times that it takes a force of iron will not to resort to extreme measures.

Also Bagil sucks, man. I miss Sybil.

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby RiskySikh » Thu Jun 04, 2020 5:17 pm #564110

i shot to death 7 greytiders to death and unintentionally caused a riot which resulted in all of sec dead

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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby saprasam » Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:41 am #564168

RiskySikh wrote:i shot to death 7 greytiders to death and unintentionally caused a riot which resulted in all of sec dead
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby Jin » Mon Jun 08, 2020 9:43 am #564699

Bindy is my favorite sec player ^w^
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Re: who is your least favorite sec player

Postby cacogen » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:05 am #564824

the way it's meant to be played
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