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who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:37 pm
by confused rock
had mild bruises out in the hallway, ask a doc who is with the cmo for help. they give me instabitulari, I call them out on it being poison and it does fucking poison me, they say it isn't poison but it just poisoned me for some reason. I say I'm just being a bit rude about it I just hope they can fix the toxins, but it turns out this doctor carries nothing for toxin damage! Then I say "ok, you're a bad doctor then" and he shoves me, takes my shotgun (we were dealing with a fucking space dragon which is why I was injured) and I shoot with the first gun I can pull out since he's stealing a fucking lethal weapon from security. I stop shootin for a sec to give him a chance to drop it, not sure what i was thinking but he uses the chance to shoot me twice in the face. anyways long story short it's all damage focused on the head so the cmo could fix it in 15 seconds with a suture, but he drags me allllll the way to medbay to do a painfully slow tend wound surgery. even after it's done I have to buy my own anti toxin from the vending machine since the cmo didn't fix that. That took about 10 fucking minutes when I should be fighting a dragon, and if I had just self healed myself it would've taken literally 15 seconds, 5 seconds total if I had prepared beforehand by stuffing a sprinkly donut in my bag.
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Mon May 25, 2020 9:19 am
by trollbreeder
if you have shitty doctors you might as well not have medbay at all
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:24 am
by wesoda25
everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 11:26 am
by Coconutwarrior97
wesoda25 wrote:everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know
if i told you that then you'd know
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 1:12 pm
by Sweets
Soothes-the-Wound :^)
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 4:47 pm
by Jack7D1
Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 7:42 pm
by trollbreeder
Jack7D1 wrote:Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic
Wrong thread, this is for the WORST medical players, NOT the BEST
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 8:33 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
trollbreeder wrote:Jack7D1 wrote:Swanni/Chewing-te-rats is my favorite paramedic
Wrong thread, this is for the WORST medical players, NOT the BEST
a paramedic is just a horrible MD
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Tue May 26, 2020 9:31 pm
by wesoda25
Coconutwarrior97 wrote:wesoda25 wrote:everyone has 50 shitty medbay stories, tell me what I don't know
if i told you that then you'd know
Stop it the awkward phrasing on that is actually a reference to something related to my pfp that no one will get
Re: who is the worst MD you've had the experience of dealing with
Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 6:49 am
by Flatulent
hubbies