/tg/Station 13

you are playing ss13 on your favorite shitty server

you are given the chance to dunk on your least favorite player without the divine intervention of admins as long as it's creative

what you do

kidnap -> remove limbs -> keep him as pet in your secret room in maint

always fun to do

Kill them

stop playing the game, learn to code, spend the next 3 years working my way into a position of authority and power and then completely overhaul all their favourite mechanics

oranges wrote:stop playing the game, learn to code, spend the next 3 years working my way into a position of authority and power and then completely overhaul all their favourite mechanics

DEVILISH

Put him to sleep. Slap him on a stasis bed in maints. Begin removing all vital organs, the heart, the lungs, etc. Not the brain. Remove the headset and store it somewhere. Once he wakes up, tell him that if he were to move away from the bed, he would die instantly. Cackle like a mad scientist while you listen to your "patient" screaming.

oranges wrote:stop playing the game, learn to code, spend the next 3 years working my way into a position of authority and power and then completely overhaul all their favourite mechanics

I FUCKING KNEW IT

MY JETPACKS, MY MAGBOOTS, RUINED

TELESCIENCE EVEN

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER

I'd dunk on edgar pope

Stickymayhem wrote:

oranges wrote:stop playing the game, learn to code, spend the next 3 years working my way into a position of authority and power and then completely overhaul all their favourite mechanics

I FUCKING KNEW IT

MY JETPACKS, MY MAGBOOTS, RUINED

TELESCIENCE EVEN

YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER

Jet packs was actually nerfed specifically because Prosper Finely beat YakumoChen with them.

Don’t worry I buffed jerpacks to be a bit faster several months ago