coffee strikes bagil yet again [peanut]

Tlaltecuhtli · Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:42 pm

wow you took the fireaxe which is ce essential gear he spawns with from a dead ling and refused to give it back after reviving ce, and even TAUNT him by running in circles.... this is it, fail rp banned.

bobbahbrown · Post by **bobbahbrown** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:54 pm #588071

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=28346

Sparkezel · Post by **Sparkezel** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:26 pm #588072

Turning from a supposed most chill admin on /tg/ into a ban bot, what happened to coffedragon16??
https://www.digg.com/r/SS13/comments/ ... min_in_tg/

ShibaInuLord · Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:27 pm

i'd have thought that they're a professional gymnast considering how hard they stretch to make these notes

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:44 pm #588075

Sparkezel wrote:Turning from a supposed most chill admin on /tg/ into a ban bot, what happened to coffedragon16??
https://www.digg.com/r/SS13/comments/ ... min_in_tg/

digg

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:48 pm #588076

I bet there’s some funny stuff on digg I should check there

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:03 pm #588078

wesoda25 wrote:I bet there’s some funny stuff on digg I should check there

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:25 pm #588079

just make a god damn complaint if you guys feel like she's truly breaking admin conduct, instead of making a hundred peanut posts where you complain and act toxic towards each other

sheesh

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:39 pm

Complaints just turn into all the admins friends rushing in to jerk them off and say you're a baddy and then you get instead of just 1 admin looking for excuses to fuck with you the entire admin team because they get super sweaty when challenged on anything

BONERMASTER · Post by **BONERMASTER** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:42 pm #588082

"It's bad, because it's supremely unfun to deal with" he says, in SS13. I have some bad news for you...

chocolate_bickie · Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:47 pm

When you banbot so much your peanuts move from Offtopic to General Chat.

saprasam · Post by **saprasam** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:09 pm #588086

cant wait for somebody to get logs & notes for a proper admin complaint against coffee because holy shit there's gotta be a lot of dirt on them by now

thehogshotgun · Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:10 pm

MortoSasye wrote:just make a god damn complaint if you guys feel like she's truly breaking admin conduct, instead of making a hundred peanut posts where you complain and act toxic towards each other

sheesh

Jannie bootlick

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:16 pm #588089

thehogshotgun wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:just make a god damn complaint if you guys feel like she's truly breaking admin conduct, instead of making a hundred peanut posts where you complain and act toxic towards each other

sheesh
Jannie bootlick

Thanks for your feedback, I appreciate your opinion random person number 3278

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:19 pm

Rando jansexual gushes about their kinl for unpaid byond game admins

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:22 pm #588093

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Rando jansexual gushes about their kinl for unpaid byond game admins

Sure, I'm a jansexual 'cos I said y'all should stop being babies and open a complaint instead of complaining here, which won't do anything.

Edit to not double post:

You guys could leave feedback too like saprasam, without resorting to attack the person itself.

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:36 pm #588099

MortoSasye wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Rando jansexual gushes about their kinl for unpaid byond game admins
Sure, I'm a jansexual 'cos I said y'all should stop being babies and open a complaint instead of complaining here, which won't do anything.

Edit to not double post:

You guys could leave feedback too like saprasam, without resorting to attack the person itself.

You're gay but if I was gay I woldn't have sex with you.

saprasam · Post by **saprasam** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:37 pm #588100

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:snop
You're gay but if I was gay I woldn't have sex with you.

damn shawty ok

ShibaInuLord · Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:54 pm

Rohen_Tahir wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Rando jansexual gushes about their kinl for unpaid byond game admins
Sure, I'm a jansexual 'cos I said y'all should stop being babies and open a complaint instead of complaining here, which won't do anything.

Edit to not double post:

You guys could leave feedback too like saprasam, without resorting to attack the person itself.
You're gay but if I was gay I woldn't have sex with you.

imagine not lol

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:57 pm #588103

why's crag shitting on jannies here but sucking their cocks in the other peanuts
crag are you schizophrenic

Post by **Cobby** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:39 pm #588108

It’s a note

ShibaInuLord · Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:46 pm

Cobby wrote:It’s a note

its something much bigger

BONERMASTER · Post by **BONERMASTER** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:01 pm #588112

He got shafted in the bwoink because he had (supposedly) 2 notes a year ago, if you don't give these things a check, you'll eat one note and be told that it's not a big deal, and 5 minutes later you're getting week long bans because you have "history".
But then again, this guy could have been lying through his teeth in the entire appeal and the jannie just gave him a slap on the way out, pretty hard decision whether you want to take the word of a shitter or a banbot.

jackrip · Post by **jackrip** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:06 pm #588113

iwishforducks · Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:25 pm

It was a normal Wednesday afternoon. I was fired from my job because I'm a bitch ass baby man, but on the bright side it makes room for my 2:00 appointment of lashing out at kids in Minecraft Hunger Games. Using my knew found knowledge of not only racial statistics, but trans suicide statistics I owned liberals in the Minecraft Java chat. But to my appall, I was gagged for 10 minutes in the Minecraft For PC chat. I was enraged! Not only had the SJWs taken over Counter Strike and Dwarf Fortress, but they came for my Minecrafts too! "Fine!" I horrendously slur to myself, "I'll go play /TG/ station! (((They'll))) understand me!!!". As I log into /tg/ Bagil, I notice that my favorite job, Head of Personnel, is open! "Finally! Now is my chance to be based!" I smugly remember my newest funny name I came up with, "Penis Muncher" and set up my character appropriately. I open the shutters of the HoP line and proceed to strip my character to a pulp, with only my socks remaining. "Heh, based" I mutter to myself. The clown shows up to the HoP line and asks for AA. "How baaaaased would it be if I gave the clown AA?" I ask my friend "Richard Sucker" over metacooms. Richard replies with "Sorry, I prefer dick". With the clown filled to the brim with access, the mime comes along asking for science. I decide that it wouldn't be based to leave the mime hanging, so I give them all access. After giving the other two assistants in line all access, I decide to take my Energy Gun and shoot the captain. Suddenly I'm CRINGELY bwoinked by a banbot named CoffeeDragon! I tell them my superior knowledge of statistics, and then suddenly I'm BAN BOTTED!!! I throw a tantrum and I pound my fists against my desk, screaming about the SJWs and yelling slurs, blaming it all on the Jewish Banbot CoffeeDragon.

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:25 pm #588117

Rohen_Tahir wrote: You're gay but if I was gay I woldn't have sex with you.

Are you a girl too

w-wanna hold hands?

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:26 pm #588118

am i a girl if i shave my legs

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:27 pm #588119

terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs

Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:34 pm #588122

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gross............

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:35 pm #588123

terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross............

Do you shave your legs

Answer me

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:35 pm #588124

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross............
Do you shave your legs

Answer me

yes

i understand you don't

Nabski · Post by **Nabski** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:36 pm #588125

jackrip wrote:

Oh hey I'm in that one!

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:36 pm #588126

terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross............
Do you shave your legs

Answer me
yes

i understand you don't

Listen listen

I'mtoolazytodoitandalsoithurtsalotok

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:37 pm #588127

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross............
Do you shave your legs

Answer me
yes

i understand you don't
Listen listen

I'mtoolazytodoitandalsoithurtsalotok

the hell do you mean it takes like 2 minutes in the shower and why does it hurt???????????????????? wtf
use a proper razor and cream u dummy

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:39 pm #588128

terranaut wrote: the hell do you mean it takes like 2 minutes in the shower and why does it hurt???????????????????? wtf
use a proper razor and cream u dummy

Yeah I used wax and let me tell you it was not a nice experience

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:39 pm #588129

Nabski wrote:
jackrip wrote:
Oh hey I'm in that one!

I am too : )

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:46 pm #588131

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote: the hell do you mean it takes like 2 minutes in the shower and why does it hurt???????????????????? wtf
use a proper razor and cream u dummy
Yeah I used wax and let me tell you it was not a nice experience

just shave like twice a week lol

Tlaltecuhtli · Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:48 pm

terranaut go erp in skyrat not my FUCKING PEANUT THREAD

MortoSasye · Post by **MortoSasye** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:54 pm #588133

terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote: the hell do you mean it takes like 2 minutes in the shower and why does it hurt???????????????????? wtf
use a proper razor and cream u dummy
Yeah I used wax and let me tell you it was not a nice experience
just shave like twice a week lol

I shall consider it, thanks for ur feedback

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:terranaut go erp in skyrat not my FUCKING PEANUT THREAD

Excuse me this is depilation general???

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:24 pm #588136

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote: the hell do you mean it takes like 2 minutes in the shower and why does it hurt???????????????????? wtf
use a proper razor and cream u dummy
Yeah I used wax and let me tell you it was not a nice experience
just shave like twice a week lol
I shall consider it, thanks for ur feedback

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:terranaut go erp in skyrat not my FUCKING PEANUT THREAD
Excuse me this is depilation general???

No, this is decapitation general

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:31 pm #588137

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:terranaut go erp in skyrat not my FUCKING PEANUT THREAD

i shitpost when and where i please

bobbahbrown · Post by **bobbahbrown** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:56 pm #588139

alphonzo coming to defend your ruling is a sign of the apocalypse

prophesizing in your peanut,
bobbah 'bee' brown

Post by **Cobby** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 8:57 pm #588140

Femboys are beating you morto you must grow stronger...

terranaut · Post by **terranaut** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:03 pm #588142

i'm not a femboy i just enjoy my legs being smooth

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:24 pm #588144

imo this entire situation was blown out of proportion and was not worthy of being bwoinked/noted in the first place. The newly proposed wording is far superior to the past versions though.

jackrip · Post by **jackrip** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:30 pm #588145

The new wording now turns me into a player that hates heads and grudges them. That is horrible and far worse than before.

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:40 pm #588147

Yeah you're right, I do feel logs make this appear to be a conflict between two players, and the status of one being head isn't very relevant.

jackrip · Post by **jackrip** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:43 pm #588148

This would have been the exact same if an atmos or an engi took the axe. There is nothing specific to heads inside this incident. I didn't even start the conflict, they did when they batonned me and chased me around the station for 20 minutes instead of just explaining that their axe was stolen.

Post by **Misdoubtful** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:45 pm #588149

MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:
MortoSasye wrote:
terranaut wrote:am i a girl if i shave my legs
Looks at her legs uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gross............
Do you shave your legs

Answer me
yes

i understand you don't
Listen listen

I'mtoolazytodoitandalsoithurtsalotok

I've never really had it be painful. Never really used like nair though and I tried some powder thing once and it was the worst experience of my life.

remanseptim · Post by **remanseptim** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:57 pm #588150

a true fall from grace
you were supposed to be based, coffee
not cringe