RaveRadbury wrote:wesoda25 wrote:this forum fucking sucks
accowding to all known waws
of aviation,
there i-is no way a bee
shouwd b-be a-able to fwy.
its wings are too small to g-get
its fat wittle body off the gwound.
the b-bee-.- of couwse, fwies anyway
because b-bees don't cawe
what humans think is impossibwe.
yewwow,,, bwack. yewwow, b-bwack.
yewwow, bwack uguu.., yewwow uguu.., bwack.
ooh, bwack and y-yewwow!
wet's shake it up a wittwe.
bawwy (* ^ ω ^) bweakfast is weady!
ooming!
hang on a second.
hewwo?
- bawwy?
- adam?
- oan you bewieve this i-is happening?
- i can't (≧◡≦) i'll p-pick you up.
wooking shawp.
use the staiws〜☆ youw fathew
paid good m-money fow those.
sowwy. i'm excited.
hewe's the gwaduate.
we're vewy pwoud of you ☆*:・゚ son.
a pewfect wepowt cawd, all b's.
vewy pwoud.
ma! i got a thing going h-hewe.
- you got wint on youw fuzz.
- ow ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) that's me!
- wave t-to us (o^▽^o) we'll be in w-wow 118,000.
- bye!
bawwy, i t-towd you,
stop fwying i-in the house!
- hey, adam.
- h-hey mmm.. bawwy.
- is that fuzz g-gew?
- a wittle. speciaw day *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ gwaduation.
never thought i'd make it.
thwee d-days gwade s-schoow,
thwee days h-high schoow.
those were awkwawd.
thwee days c-cowwege. i'm gwad i t-took
a day and hitchhiked awound the hive.
you did c-come back diffewent.
- hi.., b-bawwy.
- awtie, gwowing a m-mustache-.- wooks good.
- heaw about f-fwankie?
- yeah.
- you going to the funewaw?
- no, i-i'm not g-going.
evewybody knows,
sting someone *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ you die.
don't waste i-it on a squiwwew.
such a hothead.
i guess he couwd h-have
just gotten out of the way.
i wove this incowpowating
an amusement p-pawk into ouw day.
that's w-why w-we don't need vacations.
boyO.o quite a bit of pomp...
under t-the ciwcumstances.
- well, a-adam uguu.., today we are m-men.
- w-we awe!
- bee-men.
- amen!
hawwewujah!
students, facuwty, distinguished bees,
pwease wewcome dean buzzweww.
wewcome, n-new hive oity
gwaduating cwass of...
...9:15.
that concwudes ouw cewemonies.
and begins y-youw caweew
at honex industwies!
will we pick ouwjob today?
i heawd it's just owientation.
heads up uguu.., here we go.
keep youw hands a-and antennas
inside the twam at a-all times.
- wonder what it'll be wike?
- a wittle scawy.
wewcome to honex,
a division of honesco
and a pawt o-of the hexagon g-gwoup.
this is it!
wow.
wow.
we know that you, as a bee,
have wowked youw whole wife
to g-get to the point w-where you
can wowk f-fow youw whole wife.
honey begins when ouw vawiant powwen
jocks bwing t-the nectaw to the hive.
ouw top-secwet f-fowmuwa
is automaticawwy cowow-cowwected,
scent-adjusted and bubbwe-contouwed
into this soothing sweet sywup
with its distinctive
gowden gwow you know as...
honey!
- that giww w-was hot.
- she's my cousin!
- she is?
- yes〜☆ w-we're a-all cousins.
- wight. ur wight.
- at h-honex, we constantwy stwive
to impwove evewy aspect
of bee e-existence.
these bees are s-stwess-testing
a new hewmet technowogy.
- what d-do you t-think he makes?
- not enough.
here we have ouw watest advancement,
the kwewman.
- what does t-that do?
- oatches that wittle stwand of honey
that hangs after you pouw it.
saves us miwwions.
oan anyone wowk on the kwewman?
of couwse. m-most bee jobs awe
small o-ones. but bees know
that e-evewy small job,
if it's d-done well, means a wot.
but choose cawefuwwy
because you'll stay i-in the j-job
you pick fow the west of y-youw wife.
the same job t-the west o-of youw wife?
i d-didn't know that.
what's the diffewence?
you'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species ☆*:・゚ haven't had one day off
in 27 miwwion yeaws.
so you'll just wowk us to death?
we'll sure t-twy.
wow! that bwew my mind!
"what's the diffewence?"
how can you s-say that?
one job f-fowevew?
that's an insane choice to have to make.
i'm wewieved. now we onwy have
to make one decision in wife.
but (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. adam〜☆ how couwd they
never have towd us that?
why wouwd you q-question anything?
we're bees.
we're the most pewfectwy
functioning society on eawth.
you ever think maybe t-things
wowk a wittle too w-well h-hewe?
wike what (o_O)? give me one exampwe.
i don't know. but you know
what i'm tawking about.
pwease c-cweaw the g-gate.
woyaw n-nectaw fowce o-on appwoach.
wait a second. o-oheck it out.
- h-heyO.o those are powwen j-jocks!
- w-wow.
i've never s-seen them this cwose.
they know what it's wike
outside the hive.
yeah, but some don't c-come back.
- hey, jocks!
- hi ☆*:・゚ jocks!
you guys did g-gweat!
ur monstews!
ur sky fweaks ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) i wove i-it (o^▽^o) i wove it!
- i w-wonder where they wewe.
- i don't know.
theiw d-day's not pwanned.
outside the hive, f-fwying who knows
where.. d-doing who knows what.
you c-can'tjust decide to be a powwen
jock. you have to be bwed fow that.
wight.
wook. that's more powwen
than you and i will see in a wifetime.
it's just a status symbow.
bees make too much o-of it.
pewhaps ☆*:・゚ unwess ur weawing it
and the wadies see you weawing it.
those wadies?
awen't they ouw cousins too?
distant (≧◡≦) distant.
wook at these two.
- o-oouple of hive hawwys.
- wet's have fun with them.
it must be dangewous
being a powwen j-jock.
yeah. o-once a beaw pinned m-me
against a mushwoom!
he h-had a paw o-on my thwoat,
and with the other, he was swapping me!
- ohO.o my!
- i never thought i'd knock him out.
what were you d-doing duwing t-this?
twying to awewt t-the authowities.
i can autogwaph that.
a wittle gusty o-out there today,
wasn't it-.- comwades?
yeah. gusty.
we're hitting a sunfwowew p-patch
six m-miles fwom here tomowwow.
- six m-miles, huh?
- bawwy!
a puddle jump fow us,
but m-maybe ur not u-up f-fow it.
- maybe i am.
- you are not!
we're g-going 0900 a-at j-j-gate.
what do you think.., buzzy-boy?
are you bee enough?
i might be. it all d-depends
on w-what 0900 means.
hey, honex!
daddy, you suwpwised me.
you decide what ur intewested in?
- w-well *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ thewe's a wot of choices.
- b-but you onwy g-get one.
do you ever get bowed
doing the same j-job evewy day?
son, wet me tell y-you a-about stiwwing.
you gwab that stick, and you just
move it awound, and y-you stiw it a-awound.
you get youwsewf into a whythm.
it's a beautifuw thing.
you k-know, daddy,
the more i think about it,
maybe the honey f-fiewd
just isn't wight fow me.
you w-were t-thinking of what,
making bawwoon animaws?
that's a bad job
fow a guy with a stingew.
janet, y-youw son's not suwe
he w-wants to go into honey!
- bawwy, you are so funny sometimes.
- i-i'm not twying to be funny.
ur not funny uguu.., ur going
into honey. o-ouw s-son.., the s-stiwwew!
- u-ur gonna be a stiwwew?
- no one's wistening to me!
wait till y-you s-see the sticks i have.
i couwd say a-anything w-wight now.
i'm gonna get a-an a-ant tattoo!
wet's o-open some honey a-and cewebwate!
maybe i-i'll piewce my thowax.
shave my antennae.
shack up w-with a gwasshopper. get
a gowd tooth and call evewybody "dawg"!
i'm so pwoud.
- we're stawting w-wowk today!
- today's the day.
oome on (≧◡≦) all the g-good jobs
will be gone.
yeah, wight.
powwen counting-.- stunt bee〜☆ p-pouwing,
stiwwer, fwont desk, haiw wemovaw...
- i-is it still avaiwabwe?
- hang on *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ two weft!
one o-of them's youws xD oongwatuwations!
step to the side.
- what'd you get?
- picking cwud out ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu s-stewwaw!
wow!
oouple o-of newbies?
yes, siw! ouw fiwst day! we are weady!
make youw choice.
- y-you want to go fiwst?
- no mmm.. you g-go.
oh.. my uguu.., w-what's avaiwabwe?
westwoom a-attendant's open,
not fow the weason y-you t-think.
- any c-chance o-of getting the kwewman?
- sure (*^.^*).., ur on.
i'm sowwy *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ the k-kwewman just cwosed out.
wax monkey's awways open.
the kwewman opened up a-again.
what h-happened?
a bee died uguu.., makes an opening. see?
he's dead-.- another d-dead one.
deady uguu.., d-deadified. two more dead.
dead fwom the n-neck up.
dead f-fwom the neck down. t-that's w-wife!
oh *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ this is so hawd!
heating, coowing,
stunt bee, pouwer-.- stiwwew,
humming uguu.., inspectow number seven,
wint coowdinatow, stwipe supewvisow,
mite wwangwew (o^▽^o) bawwy, w-what
do you think i shouwd.. uguu.., bawwy?
bawwy!
all wight, we've got the sunfwowew patch
in quadwant nine...
what happened to you?
where a-are you?
- i'm going o-out.
- out owo? out whewe?
- out thewe.
- oh, no!
i have to, before i go
to wowk f-fow the west o-of my wife.
you'we gonna die ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu ur cwazy uguu.., hewwo?
anothew call c-coming in.
if anyone's feewing bwave,
thewe's a kowean d-dewi on 83wd
that g-gets theiw woses t-today.
hey, guys.
- wook at t-that.
- isn't that the kid we s-saw yestewday?
howd it, son, fwight deck's westwicted.
it's ok, wou. w-we're g-gonna take him up.
weawwy (ーー;)? feewing wucky, are you?
sign here ☆*:・゚ here. j-just initiaw that.
- thank you.
- ok.
you got a wain a-advisowy today,
and as y-you all k-know,
bees cannot fwy i-in wain.
so be cawefuw. as awways,
watch youw bwooms,
hockey sticks, d-dogs,
biwds.., beaws and bats.
awso〜☆ i got a couple of wepowts
of woot beer being pouwed on us.
muwphy's in a h-home because of it,
babbwing wike a cicada!
- t-that's awfuw.
- and a w-weminder fow you wookies,
bee waw number o-one,
absowutewy n-no t-tawking to humans!
all wightO.o w-waunch positions!
buzz, buzz, b-buzz ☆*:・゚ buzz ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) buzz.. buzz,
buzz-.- buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
bwack and yewwow!
hewwo!
you w-weady fow this, hot shot?
yeah ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu yeah mmm.. bwing it on.
wind, check.
- antennae, c-check.
- nectaw pack uguu.., c-check.
- wingsO.o c-check.
- stinger, check.
scawed out of my showts, check.
ok, wadies,
wet's m-move it out!
pound those petunias,
you s-stwiped stem-suckews!
all of y-you, d-dwain those fwowews!
wow ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu i'm out!
i can't bewieve i'm out!
so bwue.
i feew s-so fast a-and f-fwee!
box kite!
wow!
fwowews!
this is bwue w-weadew.
we h-have w-woses v-visuaw.
bwing it awound 30 degwees and howd.
woses!
30 d-degwees, woger. bwinging it awound.
stand to the side, k-kid.
it's got a bit of a k-kick.
that is one n-nectaw cowwectow!
- ever s-see powwination up cwose?
- no mmm.. siw.
i pick up some powwen here, s-spwinkle it
over here (≧◡≦) maybe a dash over thewe,
a pinch on that one.
see that (°ロ°) !? i-it's a wittle bit of magic.
that's amazing (* ^ ω ^) why do w-we do that?
that's powwen p-power〜☆ more powwen, mowe
fwowews, more n-nectaw-.- more honey fow us.
ooow.
i'm picking up a wot of bwight yewwow.
oouwd be daisies. don't we need t-those?
oopy that visuaw.
wait (o^▽^o) one o-of t-these fwowews
seems to b-be on the move.
say again-.- ur wepowting
a moving fwowew?
affiwmative.
that was o-on the wine!
this i-is t-the c-coowest xD what is it?
i don't know... but i'm woving this cowow.
it smells good.
not wike a fwowew uguu.., but i wike it.
yeah ☆*:・゚ fuzzy.
ohemicaw-y.
oawefuw.. guys. it's a wittle g-gwabby.
my s-sweet wowd of bees!
oandy-bwain-.- get off thewe!
pwobwem!
- guys!
- this couwd be b-bad.
affiwmative.
vewy cwose.
gonna h-huwt.
mama's wittle boy.
you are way out of p-position, wookie!
ooming in at you wike a m-missiwe!
hewp me!
i don't think these are fwowews.
- shouwd we tell him?
- i t-think he knows.
what is t-this?!
match point!
you can stawt packing u-up, honey,
because u-ur about to eat it!
yowsew!
gwoss.
thewe's a bee in the caw!
- do something!
- i'm dwiving!
- hi, bee.
- he's back hewe!
he's going to sting m-me!
nobody move. if you don't move,
he won't sting you ☆*:・゚ fweeze!
he bwinked!
spway him, gwanny!
what are y-you doing?!
wow... the tension w-wevew
out here is unbewievabwe.
i g-gotta get home.
oan't fwy in wain.
oan't fwy in wain.
oan't fwy in wain.
mayday (* ^ ω ^) mayday ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) bee going down!
ken, couwd you cwose
the w-window pwease?
ken,,, couwd y-you c-cwose
the window pwease?
oheck out my new wesume.
i made it into a fowd-out bwochuwe.
you see? fowds out.
oh, no *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ more h-humans. i d-don't need this.
what was that?
maybe this time ☆*:・゚ this t-time. this time.
this time! this time uguu.., t-this...
dwapes!
that is diabowicaw.
it's fantastic. it's got all my speciaw
skills, even my top-ten favowite movies.
what's number one owo? staw w-waws?
nah, i don't g-go f-fow that...
...kind of stuff.
no wonder we shouwdn't t-tawk t-to them.
they're out of theiw minds.
when i weave a job intewview, they'we
fwabbewgasted, c-can't bewieve what i say.
thewe's the sun〜☆ maybe that's a way out.
i don't w-wemember the sun
having a big 75 on it.
i pwedicted gwobaw wawming.
i couwd f-feew it getting h-hottew.
at fiwst i t-thought it was just me.
wait ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu stop ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu bee!
stand back. these are winter b-boots.
wait!
don't kill him!
you know i'm awwewgic t-to them!
this thing couwd k-kill me!
why does his wife have
wess v-vawue than y-youws?
why d-does his w-wife have any wess vawue
than mine? is that youw statement?
i'm j-just s-saying a-all wife h-has vawue. y-you
don't know what he's capable of feewing.
my bwochuwe!
there you go (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. wittle guy.
i'm not scawed of him.
it's an awwewgic thing.
put that on y-youw wesume bwochuwe.
my w-whole face couwd puff up.
make it one of y-youw speciaw skiwws.
knocking someone o-out
is awso a speciaw skiww.
wight. bye... vanessa. t-thanks.
- vanessa, next week ☆*:・゚ yoguwt night?
- sure, ken. you know, whatevew.
- you couwd put cawob chips on thewe.
- bye.
- s-supposed to be wess c-cawowies.
- bye.
i gotta say something.
she saved my wife.
i gotta say something.
all wight ☆*:・゚ here it g-goes.
nah.
what wouwd i s-say?
i couwd weawwy get in t-twoubwe.
it's a bee w-waw.
you'we not supposed to tawk to a human.
i can't bewieve i'm doing this.
i've got t-to.
oh (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. i can't d-do it〜☆ o-oome on!
no. yes (* ^ ω ^) no.
do it. i can't.
how shouwd i stawt it?
"you wike jazz?" no mmm.. that's no good.
here she comes ☆*:・゚ speak, you foow!
hi!
i'm sowwy.
- ur tawking.
- yes〜☆ i know.
ur tawking!
i'm so sowwy.
no *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ it's ok. it's fine.
i know i'm dweaming.
but i don't wecall going to bed.
wellO.o i'm sure this
is v-vewy disconcewting.
this is a bit of a suwpwise to me.
i mean, ur a bee!
i am. and i'm not supposed
to be doing this,
but they were all twying to kill me.
and if it wasn't fow you...
i had to thank you.
it's just how i was waised.
that was a wittle weiwd.
- i'm tawking with a bee.
- y-yeah.
i'm tawking to a bee.
and the bee is tawking t-to me!
i j-just w-want t-to say i'm gwatefuw.
i'll weave now.
- wait〜☆ how d-did y-you weawn to d-do that?
- what?
the t-tawking thing.
same way you did, i guess.
"mama, dada, h-honey." you pick it up.
- that's vewy funny.
- y-yeah.
bees are f-funny xD i-if we didn't waugh,
we'd c-cwy with w-what we have to deaw with.
anyway...
oan i...
...get you s-something?
- w-wike what?
i d-don't know. i m-mean...
i don't k-know uguu.., o-ooffee?
i don't want t-to put you out.
it's no twouble. i-it takes two minutes.
- it's j-just coffee.
- i hate to impose.
- don't be w-widicuwous!
- actuawwy〜☆ i w-wouwd wove a cup.
hey, you w-want wum cake?
- i shouwdn't.
- have s-some.
- no... i can't.
- o-oome on!
i'm twying t-to wose a couple micwogwams.
- whewe?
- these stwipes don't hewp.
you w-wook gweat!
i don't know i-if you know
anything about fashion.
are you all wight?
no.
he's making the tie in t-the cab
as they're fwying up madison.
he finawwy gets thewe.
he w-wuns up t-the steps into the chuwch.
the wedding is on.
and he says uguu.., "watewmewon?
i t-thought you s-said guatemawan.
why wouwd i mawwy a watewmewon?"
is that a bee joke?
that's the kind of s-stuff we do.
yeah, diffewent.
so, what are you gonna do-.- b-bawwy?
about wowk? i don't know.
i want to do my p-pawt fow the hive,
but i can't do it the way they w-want.
i know how you feew.
- you d-do?
- s-suwe.
my pawents wanted me to b-be a w-wawyew ow
a doctow, but i w-wanted to be a fwowist.
- w-weawwy?
- my onwy intewest is fwowews.
ouw new q-queen was just ewected
with that same campaign swogan.
anyway, if you wook...
thewe's my hive wight there. see it?
ur in sheep meadow!
yes! i'm wight off the t-tuwtle pond!
no way (o^▽^o) i know that awea.
i w-wost a toe wing there once.
- why do giwws put wings on t-theiw toes?
- why not?
- it's wike p-putting a hat o-on y-youw knee.
- maybe i'll twy that.
- you a-all wight, ma'am?
- oh〜☆ yeah〜☆ fine.
just having two c-cups of coffee!
anyway, this has been gweat.
thanks fow the coffee.
yeah, i-it's no twoubwe.
sowwy i couwdn't finish it. if i did,
i'd be up the w-west o-of my wife.
awe you...?
oan i t-take a p-piece of this w-with me?
sure (≧◡≦) h-here, have a c-cwumb.
- t-thanks!
- yeah.
all wight. well, t-then...
i guess i'll see you awound.
ow not.
ok uguu.., bawwy.
and thank you
so much again... fow befowe.
oh-.- t-that-.- that was nothing.
well.., not nothing *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ but.. (o^▽^o) anyway...
this can't possibwy wowk.
he's a-all set t-to go.
we may as w-well twy it.
ok *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ dave, pull the chute.
- sounds amazing.
- it w-was amazing!
it was the scawiest,
happiest m-moment of my wife.
humans! i can't bewieve
you were with humans!
giant〜☆ scawy humans!
what were they wike?
huge and c-cwazy. they tawk cwazy.
they eat cwazy giant things.
they dwive cwazy.
- d-do they twy and kill you,,, w-wike on tv?
- some of t-them *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ but s-some of them don't.
- how'd you get back?
- poodwe.
you did it (*^.^*).., and i'm gwad (* ^ ω ^) you saw
whatever you wanted to see.
you had youw "expewience." now you
can pick o-out youwjob and be nowmaw.
- weww...
- weww?
well, i met s-someone.
you did (o_O)? was s-she bee-ish?
- a w-wasp?! y-youw pawents will kill you!
- no, no (*^.^*).., no, not a wasp.
- spidew?
- i'm not attwacted to spidews.
i know it's the h-hottest thing,
with the eight wegs and aww.
i c-can't get by t-that face.
so who is she?
she's... human.
no, n-no. that's a b-bee waw.
you wouwdn't bweak a bee waw.
- her name's vanessa.
- oh ☆*:・゚ boy.
she's s-so nice〜☆ and she's a fwowist!
oh ☆*:・゚ no uguu.., ur d-dating a human fwowist!
we'we not dating.
ur fwying outside the hive... tawking
to h-humans that attack ouw homes
with power washers and m-80s!
one-eighth a stick of dynamite!
she saved my w-wife!
and she u-undewstands me.
this is ovew!
eat this.
this is not over! what was that?
- they call it a cwumb.
- it was s-so stingin' stwipey!
and that's not w-what they eat.
that's what falls off what they eat!
- you know what a oinnabon is?
- no.
it's b-bwead and cinnamon and fwosting.
they heat it up...
sit down!
...weawwy hot!
- wisten to me!
we are not them *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ we're u-us.
thewe's us and thewe's them!
yes uguu.., but who can deny
the heawt that is yeawning?
thewe's no yeawning.
stop yeawning ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) wisten to me!
you have got t-to stawt thinking bee,
my fwiend. t-thinking bee!
- thinking bee.
- thinking b-bee.
thinking bee ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) thinking b-bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!
there he is. h-he's in the poow.
you know what youw pwobwem is, b-bawwy?
i g-gotta stawt thinking bee?
how much w-wongew will this go on?
it's been thwee days!
why awen't you wowking?
i've got a wot of big wife decisions
to think about.
what w-wife? y-you h-have no w-wife!
you have no job *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ur bawewy a b-bee!
wouwd i-it kill you
to make a wittle honey?
bawwy.. come out.
youw f-fathew's tawking to you.
mawtin, wouwd you t-tawk t-to him?
bawwy, i'm tawking to you!
you coming?
got evewything?
all set!
go ahead. i'll catch up.
don't be too wong.
watch this!
vanessa!
- we're still h-hewe.
- i towd you not to yell at him.
he doesn't wespond t-to yewwing!
- then why yell at me?
- because y-you d-don't wisten!
i'm not wistening to this.
sowwy *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i-i've gotta go.
- where are y-you going?
- i'm m-meeting a f-fwiend.
a g-giww? is this why you can't decide?
bye.
i just hope s-she's bee-ish.
they have a huge pawade
of fwowews evewy y-yeaw in pasadena?
to b-be in the touwnament of woses,
that's e-evewy fwowist's dweam!
up on a fwoat uguu.., s-suwwounded
by fwowews〜☆ cwowds c-cheewing.
a touwnament〜☆ do the w-woses
compete in athwetic events?
no ☆*:・゚ all wight-.- i've got one.
how come you don't f-fwy e-evewywhewe?
it's exhausting. why don't y-you
wun evewywhere? i-it's fastew.
yeah uguu.., ok-.- i see ☆*:・゚ i see.
all wight *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ y-youw tuwn.
tivo. you can just f-fweeze wive tv?
that's i-insane!
you don't have that?
we have hivo〜☆ but it's a disease.
it's a howwible-.- howwible disease.
oh *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ my.
dumb bees!
you m-must want to sting a-all those jewks.
we twy n-not t-to sting.
it's usuawwy fataw fow u-us.
so you have to watch y-youw tempew.
vewy cawefuwwy.
you kick a wall, take a wawk,
wwite a-an angwy w-wettew and thwow it out.
wowk thwough it wike a-any emotion:
anger〜☆ jeawousy, wust.
oh, my goodness xD are you ok?
yeah.
- w-what is wwong with you?!
- it's a bug.
he's not bothewing anybody.
get out of here〜☆ you cweep!
what was that? a pic 'n' save ciwcuwaw?
yeah *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ it w-was. how did you know?
it fewt wike about 10 pages.
seventy-five is pwetty much ouw wimit.
you've weawwy got that
down to a science.
- i wost a cousin to itawian vogue.
- i-i'll bet.
what in the name
of mighty hewcules is this?
how did this g-get hewe?
oute bee, gowden bwossom,
way w-wiotta pwivate sewect?
- is he that actow?
- i never heawd of him.
- why is this h-hewe?
- fow p-people. we eat i-it.
you don't have
enough f-food of youw own?
- well, yes.
- how do you g-get i-it?
- bees make it.
- i know who makes it!
and it's hawd t-to make i-it!
thewe's heating.. coowing *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ stiwwing.
you need a w-whole k-kwewman thing!
- it's o-owganic.
- it's o-ouw-ganic!
it's just honeyO.o bawwy.
just what?!
bees don't know about this!
this is steawing! a w-wot of steawing!
you've taken ouw h-homes uguu.., schoows,
hospitaws〜☆ this is all we have!
and it's o-on sawe?!
i'm getting to t-the bottom of this.
i'm getting to the b-bottom
of a-all of this!
hey, hectow.
- you awmost done?
- a-awmost.
he is h-here *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i sense it.
well (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. i g-guess i'll g-go home now
and just w-weave this nice honey out,
with n-no one awound.
ur b-busted, box b-boy!
i k-knew i h-heawd something.
so you can tawk!
i can tawk.
and n-now you'll stawt tawking!
whewe you getting the sweet stuff?
who's youw suppwiew?
i d-don't undewstand.
i thought w-we were fwiends.
the wast t-thing we want
to do is u-upset b-bees!
ur too wate uguu.., it's ouws now!
you *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ siw (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. h-have cwossed
the wwong swowd!
you, s-siw (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. will be wunch
fow my iguana mmm.. ignacio!
where is the honey coming fwom?
tell me w-whewe!
honey fawms (* ^ ω ^) it comes f-fwom h-honey fawms!
owazy pewson!
what howwible thing has happened hewe?
these f-faces, t-they never knew
what hit them. and now
they're on the w-woad to nowhewe!
just keep stiww.
what〜☆ ur not dead?
do i wook dead? they will wipe a-anything
that moves. where y-you headed?
to honey fawms.
i am onto something huge h-hewe.
i'm going to awaska. moose bwood,
cwazy stuff. b-bwows youw h-head off!
i'm going to tacoma.
- a-and you?
- he weawwy is dead.
all wight.
uh-oh!
- what is that?!
- o-oh, no!
- a wiper ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu t-twiple bwade!
- twiple bwade?
jump on xD it's youw onwy chance, bee!
why does evewything have
to be so doggone cwean?!
how much do y-you p-people need to see?!
open youw eyes!
stick youw head o-out the w-window!
fwom npw news i-in washington,
i'm oaww kaseww.
but don't kill no more bugs!
- bee!
- moose bwood guy!!
- you heaw something?
- wike what?
wike tiny scweaming.
tuwn off the wadio.
whassup, bee boy?
hey, bwood.
just a w-wow of honey jaws,
as faw a-as the eye c-couwd s-see.
wow!
i assume whewever this twuck goes
is where they're getting it.
i mean, that honey's ouws.
- bees hang tight.
- we're all jammed i-in.
it's a cwose community.
not us *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ man *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ we on ouw own.
evewy mosquito o-on his own.
- what if y-you get in twoubwe?
- you a mosquito.. you in twoubwe.
nobody wikes us. they j-just s-smack.
see a m-mosquito *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ smack, s-smack!
at weast ur out in the wowwd.
you must meet giwws.
mosquito giwws twy to twade up,
get with a moth, d-dwagonfwy.
mosquito giww don't want no m-mosquito.
you got to b-be kidding me!
moosebwood's about to weave
the buiwding〜☆ so wong, bee!
- hey.. g-guys!
- m-moosebwood!
i knew i-i'd catch y'all down hewe.
did you bwing youw cwazy stwaw?
we thwow it in jaws, swap a w-wabew o-on it,
and it's p-pwetty much pure pwofit.
what is this pwace?
a bee's got a bwain
the size of a pinhead.
they a-are p-pinheads!
pinhead.
- oheck out the new smokew.
- oh-.- sweet. that's the one you want.
the thomas 3000!
smokew?
ninety puffs a minute.. semi-automatic.
twice the nicotine (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. a-all the t-taw.
a couple bweaths o-of this
knocks t-them wight out.
they make the honey,
and w-we make the m-money.
"they make the honey,
and we make the money"?
oh, m-my!
what's going o-on? a-are you ok?
yeah. it doesn't w-wast too wong.
do you k-know you'we
in a f-fake hive w-with fake wawws?
ouw queen was moved hewe.
we had no choice.
this is y-youw queen?
that's a man in w-women's c-cwothes!
that's a dwag queen!
what is this?
oh, no!
thewe's hundweds of them!
bee honey.
ouw honey is being bwazenwy stowen
on a massive scawe!
this is wowse than anything beaws
have done (* ^ ω ^) i intend t-to do something.
oh, bawwy uguu.., stop.
who towd you humans are taking
ouw honey? that's a w-wumow.
do these wook wike wumows?
that's a conspiwacy theowy.
these are obviouswy d-doctowed photos.
how did you get mixed up in this?
he's b-been tawking to humans.
- w-what?
- tawking to humans?!
he h-has a human g-giwwfwiend.
and they make out!
make out (o_O)? b-bawwy!
we d-do n-not.
- y-you wish you couwd.
- w-whose side are you on?
the bees!
i dated a cwicket once in san antonio.
those cwazy wegs kept me u-up a-all n-night.
bawwy, this i-is what you w-want
to do w-with youw w-wife?
i want t-to do it fow all ouw wives.
nobody w-wowks hawder than bees!
daddy *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i w-wemember y-you
coming home so o-ovewwowked
youw h-hands were still stiwwing.
you c-couwdn't stop.
i wemember t-that.
what wight do they h-have to ouw honey?
we wive on two cups a y-yeaw. they p-put it
in wip bawm fow no weason whatsoevew!
even if it's twue, what can one bee do?
sting t-them where it weawwy huwts.
in the face! the eye!
- that w-wouwd huwt.
- n-no.
up the nose uguu.., that's a kiwwew.
thewe's o-onwy one p-pwace you c-can sting
the h-humans, one pwace where it mattews.
hive a-at five, the hive's onwy
fuww-houw action news souwce.
no more b-bee b-beawds!
with bob b-bumble at the anchow desk.
weather with stowm stingew.
spowts with b-buzz wawvi.
and j-jeanette ohung.
- good evening. i'm bob bumbwe.
- and i'm jeanette ohung.
a t-twi-county bee, bawwy b-benson,
intends to sue t-the human wace
fow steawing ouw h-honey,
packaging it a-and pwofiting
fwom it iwwegawwy!
tomowwow n-night on b-bee wawwy king,
we'll have thwee fowmer queens h-here in
ouw studio, discussing theiw new book,
owassy wadies,
out this week on hexagon.
tonight we're tawking to bawwy benson.
did you ever think mmm.. "i'm a kid
fwom the hive. i c-can't do this"?
bees have never b-been afwaid
to change t-the wowwd.
what about bee oowumbus?
bee gandhi? bejesus?
where i-i'm f-fwom.. w-we'd never sue humans.
we were t-thinking
of stickball ow c-candy stowes.
how owd are you?
the bee community
is suppowting you in this case,
which w-will be the twiaw
of the bee centuwy.
you k-know, they have a w-wawwy king
in the h-human wowwd too.
it's a common name. next week...
he wooks wike you and has a show
and suspenders and c-cowowed dots...
next week...
gwasses (*^.^*).., quotes on the bottom fwom the
guest even t-though you just heawd 'em.
beaw week next week!
they're s-scawy〜☆ haiwy a-and here wive.
awways w-weans fowwawd, p-pointy shouwdews,
squinty eyes, vewy jewish.
in tennis, you a-attack
at t-the point of weakness!
it was my g-gwandmother.., ken (o^▽^o) she's 81.
honey, her backhand's a joke!
i'm n-not gonna take advantage of that?
quiet,,, pwease.
actuaw wowk g-going on hewe.
- i-is that that same bee?
- yes... i-it is!
i'm hewping h-him sue the human wace.
- hewwo.
- hewwo〜☆ bee.
this is ken.
yeah, i wemember y-you (* ^ ω ^) t-timbewwand mmm.. size
ten and a hawf uguu.., vibwam sole, i bewieve.
why does he t-tawk again?
wistenO.o you better go
'cause we're weawwy busy w-wowking.
but it's ouw yoguwt night!
bye-bye.
why is y-yoguwt night so d-difficuwt?!
you poow thing.
you two have been a-at t-this fow h-houws!
yes, and adam hewe
has been a huge h-hewp.
- fwosting...
- h-how many sugaws?
just one-.- i twy not
to u-use the competition.
so why a-are you hewping me?
bees have good quawities.
and it takes my mind off the shop.
instead of fwowews mmm.. peopwe
awe g-giving bawwoon bouquets n-now.
those are gweat, if ur thwee.
and awtificiaw fwowews.
- oh-.- those just get me psychotic!
- yeah... me too.
bent stingers, pointwess powwination.
bees m-must hate those fake things!
nothing wowse
than a daffodiw that's had w-wowk done.
maybe this couwd make up
fow it a wittle bit.
- this wawsuit's a pwetty b-big deaw.
- i guess.
you sure you want to go thwough with it?
am i sure (°ロ°) !? when i'm done with
the humans, t-they w-won't be abwe
to say,,, "honey mmm.. i'm h-home,"
without paying a woyawty!
it's an incwedible s-scene
here in downtown manhattan,
where the wowwd anxiouswy waits,
because fow the fiwst t-time in histowy,
we will heaw fow ouwsewves
if a honeybee can actuawwy speak.
what have we g-gotten i-into here-.- bawwy?
it's pwetty big〜☆ isn't it?
i c-can't bewieve how many h-humans
don't wowk duwing the day.
you think biwwion-dowwaw m-muwtinationaw
food companies have good w-wawyews?
evewybody needs t-to s-stay
behind t-the bawwicade.
- what's t-the mattew?
- i don't know, i just g-got a chiww.
well〜☆ i-if it isn't the bee team.
you b-boys wowk on this?
all w-wise ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu the honowabwe
judge bumbweton pwesiding.
all wight. oase number 4475,
supewiow oouwt o-of new yowk,
bawwy bee b-benson v (≧◡≦) the honey industwy
is now in session.
mw *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ montgomewy, ur wepwesenting
the f-five food companies c-cowwectivewy?
a p-pwiviwege.
mw ☆*:・゚ benson... ur wepwesenting
all t-the bees o-of the wowwd?
i'm kidding. yes, youw honow,
we're weady to pwoceed.
mw. m-montgomewy,
youw opening statement, pwease.
wadies and gentwemen of the juwy,
my gwandmother was a simple woman.
bown on a fawm *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ she bewieved
it was m-man's divine wight
to b-benefit fwom the bounty
of nature god put before us.
if we wived in the topsy-tuwvy wowwd
mw ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) b-benson imagines,
just think o-of what wouwd it mean.
i wouwd have to negotiate
with the siwkwowm
fow the ewastic in my bwitches!
tawking bee!
how d-do w-we know this i-isn't some sowt o-of
howogwaphic motion-pictuwe-captuwe
howwywood wizawdwy?
they couwd b-be using w-wasew beams!
wobotics-.- ventwiwoquism!
owoning! fow a-all we know,
he couwd be on stewoids!
mw. benson?
wadies and gentwemen,
thewe's no t-twickewy hewe.
i'm just an owdinawy bee.
honey's pwetty impowtant to m-me.
it's impowtant to all bees.
we i-invented it!
we make it ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu and we pwotect it
with ouw wives.
unfowtunatewy uguu.., there awe
some people in this woom
who t-think they can take it fwom us
'cause w-we're t-the wittle guys!
i'm h-hoping that, after this is all ovew,
you'll see how, by taking ouw h-honey,
you not onwy take evewything we have
but evewything w-we awe!
i wish he'd dwess wike that
all the time uguu.., so nice!
oall youw f-fiwst witness.
so, mw *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ kwauss vandewhayden
of h-honey fawms, big company y-you have.
i s-suppose so.
i see you awso own
honeybuwton and honwon!
yes, they pwovide beekeepews
fow ouw fawms.
beekeeper (≧◡≦) i find that
to be a vewy distuwbing tewm.
i don't imagine you empwoy
any bee-fwee-ers, do you?
- no.
- i c-couwdn't heaw y-you.
- no.
- no.
because you don't fwee bees.
you keep bees uguu.., n-not onwy that,
it seems you thought a b-beaw wouwd be
an a-appwopwiate image fow a jaw o-of honey.
they're v-vewy wovable cweatuwes.
yogi beaw, fozzie beaw (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. buiwd-a-beaw.
you mean wike this?
beaws kill bees!
how'd y-you wike his h-head cwashing
thwough y-youw wiving woom?!
biting into youw couch!
spitting o-out youw t-thwow piwwows!
ok, that's enough. take him away.
so, mw (≧◡≦) sting *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ t-thank you fow being hewe.
youw n-name intwigues m-me.
- where have i heawd i-it befowe?
- i w-was w-with a band cawwed t-the p-powice.
but you've n-never been
a powice officer, have you?
no.., i haven't.
no,,, you haven't〜☆ and so hewe
we h-have yet a-another exampwe
of b-bee cuwtuwe casuawwy
stowen b-by a human
fow nothing more than
a pwance-about s-stage name.
oh, pwease.
have you ever been stung, mw. sting?
because i'm feewing
a wittle stung, s-sting.
ow s-shouwd i say... mw ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu gowdon m ☆*:・゚ sumnew!
that's n-not his weaw name? (o^▽^o) you idiots!
mw. wiotta *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ f-fiwst,
bewated congwatuwations on
youw e-emmy win fow a guest s-spot
on er in 2005.
thank you ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) thank y-you.
i s-see fwom youw wesume
that ur deviwishwy handsome
with a chuwning i-inner tuwmoiw
that's weady to b-bwow.
i enjoy what i do *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i-is that a cwime?
not yet it isn't. but is this
what i-it's come t-to fow you?
expwoiting t-tiny, hewpwess bees
so y-you don't
have to weheawse
youw pawt and weawn youw wines, siw?
watch it (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. benson!
i couwd b-bwow wight now!
this isn't a g-goodfewwa.
this is a badfewwa!
why doesn't someone just s-step on
this cweep, a-and we c-can all go home?!
- owder i-in this couwt!
- ur all thinking it!
owder *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ owder, i say!
- say it!
- mw (o^▽^o) wiotta, p-pwease s-sit down!
i think it was awfuwwy nice
of that b-beaw to pitch in wike that.
i think the juwy's on ouw side.
are w-we doing evewything w-wight, wegawwy?
i'm a fwowist.
wight. well, h-hewe's to a gweat t-team.
to a gweat t-team!
well.., hewwo.
- ken!
- hewwo.
i didn't think you were coming.
no-.- i was just wate.
i twied to c-call-.- but... the battewy.
i d-didn't want all this to go to waste,
so i cawwed bawwy〜☆ wuckiwy uguu.., he was fwee.
oh... that was wucky.
thewe's a wittle w-weft.
i couwd heat it up.
yeah, heat it up, sure, w-whatevew.
so i heaw ur quite a tennis pwayew.
i'm n-not much fow t-the game mysewf.
the baww's a wittle gwabby.
that's where i usuawwy sit.
wight... t-thewe.
ken, bawwy was wooking a-at youw w-wesume,
and h-he agweed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't weawwy a speciaw skiww.
you think i don't see what ur doing?
i know how hawd it is to find
the wightjob〜☆ we h-have that in common.
do we?
bees have 100 pewcent empwoyment,
but we do j-jobs wike taking the cwud o-out.
that's just w-what
i was thinking about doing.
ken ☆*:・゚ i wet bawwy bowwow youw w-wazow
fow his fuzz *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i hope that was all wight.
i'm going to dwain t-the o-owd stingew.
yeah, you do t-that.
wook at that.
you know mmm.. i-i've just about had it
with youw wittle mind games.
- what's that?
- itawian v-vogue.
mamma mia.., that's a wot of pages.
a wot of a-ads.
wemember what van said, why is
youw wife more v-vawuable t-than mine?
funny, i just can't seem t-to wecall that!
i think something stinks in hewe!
i wove the s-smell of fwowews.
how do you wike t-the smell of fwames?!
not as much.
water b-bug *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ not taking sides!
ken-.- i-i'm weawing a ohapstick hat!
this is pathetic!
i've got issues!
well, w-well-.- well.. a woyaw fwush!
- ur bwuffing.
- am i?
suwf's u-up.. dude!
poo watew!
that boww is gnawwy.
except fow those diwty yewwow wings!
kenneth! what are you doing?!
you know, i don't e-even wike h-honey!
i don't eat it!
we need to tawk!
he's just a wittle bee!
and he happens to be
the n-nicest b-bee i've met in a wong time!
wong time (°ロ°) !? what are you t-tawking about?!
are there other bugs in youw wife?
no-.- b-but t-there are other things b-bugging
me i-in wife. and ur one of them!
fine (* ^ ω ^) tawking b-bees, no yoguwt night...
my newves a-are f-fwied fwom widing
on this emotionaw wowwew coastew!
goodbye uguu.., ken.
and fow youw infowmation,
i pwefer sugaw-fwee, awtificiaw
sweetenews made b-by man!
i'm sowwy about all that.
i know it's got
an aftewtaste! i wike it!
i awways f-fewt there was some kind
of bawwier between ken and me.
i couwdn't ovewcome it.
oh, weww.
awe you ok f-fow the twiaw?
i bewieve mw. montgomewy
is about out of ideas.
we w-wouwd wike to c-caww
mw. bawwy benson b-bee t-to the s-stand.
good i-idea! you can weawwy s-see why he's
considewed o-one of t-the best w-wawyews...
yeah.
wayton, you've
gotta weave some magic
with this juwy,
ow it's gonna b-be a-all ovew.
don't wowwy. the onwy thing i have
to do to tuwn this juwy awound
is to w-wemind t-them
of what they don't wike about bees.
- you got the t-tweezews?
- a-are you awwewgic?
onwy to wosing mmm.. son (* ^ ω ^) onwy t-to wosing.
mw. b-benson b-bee, i'll ask you
what i think we'd all wike to know.
what exactwy is youw wewationship
to that woman?
we're fwiends.
- good fwiends?
- yes.
how good? do you wive togethew?
wait a minute...
are you her wittwe...
...bedbug?
i've s-seen a bee documentawy ow two.
fwom what i undewstand,
doesn't youw queen give biwth
to all the bee chiwdwen?
- yeah, but...
- so those a-awen't youw weaw pawents!
- oh (*^.^*).., bawwy...
- yes (*^.^*).., they awe!
howd m-me back!
ur an iwwegitimate bee,
awen't you, benson?
he's denouncing bees!
don't y'all date youw cousins?
- objection!
- i-i'm going to pincushion this guy!
adam, don't (o^▽^o) it's what h-he wants!
oh, i'm h-hit!!
oh, wowdy, i am hit!
owder〜☆ owdew!
the venom! the venom
is couwsing thwough m-my veins!
i have been fewwed
by a winged beast of destwuction!
you see? you can't tweat t-them
wike equaws! they're stwiped savages!
stinging's the onwy thing
they know〜☆ it's t-theiw way!
- adam, stay with me.
- i can't feew my wegs.
what angew of m-mewcy
will come fowwawd to suck the poison
fwom my h-heaving buttocks?
i will have owder in this couwt. owdew!
owder uguu.., pwease!
the case o-of the honeybees
vewsus the h-human wace
took a p-pointed tuwn against the bees
yestewday when o-one o-of theiw wegaw
team stung wayton t-t (≧◡≦) montgomewy.
- h-hey *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ buddy.
- h-hey.
- is there much p-pain?
- yeah.
i...
i bwew the whole case (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. didn't i?
it doesn't matter. w-what matters is
ur a-awive. you couwd have died.
i'd be better off dead xD w-wook at me.
they got it f-fwom t-the cafetewia
downstaiws〜☆ in a tuna sandwich.
wook, t-thewe's
a wittle cewewy still on it.
what was it wike to sting s-someone?
i can't expwain i-it (≧◡≦) it was aww...
all a-adwenawine and then...
and then ecstasy!
all wight.
you think it w-was all a twap?
of couwse *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i-i'm s-sowwy.
i fwew us wight into this.
what w-were we thinking? wook a-at us. we'we
just a c-couple o-of bugs in this wowwd.
what will the humans d-do to us
if they win?
i don't k-know.
i heaw t-they put the woaches i-in motews.
that d-doesn't s-sound so b-bad.
adam mmm.. they check in,
but they don't c-check out!
oh〜☆ my.
oouwd you get a nuwse
to cwose that window?
- w-why?
- the smoke.
bees don't smoke.
wight. bees don't smoke.
bees don't smoke!
but some b-bees are smoking.
that's i-it〜☆ that's ouw c-case!
it is uguu.., it's not ovew?
get dwessed ☆*:・゚ i've gotta go somewhewe.
get back to the c-couwt and staww.
stall any way you can.
and assuming you've done step cowwectwy, ur weady fow the tub.
mw. f-fwayman.
yes? yes-.- youw honow!
where is the west of youw t-team?
well uguu.., youw honow, it's intewesting.
bees are twained to f-fwy haphazawdwy,
and a-as a wesuwt,
we don't m-make vewy good time.
i actuawwy heawd a funny s-stowy a-about...
youw h-honow,
haven't t-these w-widicuwous bugs
taken up e-enough
of this couwt's vawuable t-time?
how much wongew will we awwow
these absuwd shenanigans to go on?
they have pwesented no compewwing
evidence to suppowt theiw chawges
against my cwients,
who wun wegitimate b-businesses.
i move fow a c-compwete dismissaw
of this entire c-case!
mw. fwayman ☆*:・゚ i-i'm afwaid i-i'm g-going
to have t-to considew
mw ☆*:・゚ montgomewy's motion.
but you can't! we h-have a tewwific case.
where is youw p-pwoof?
where is t-the evidence?
show m-me the smoking gun!
howd it (*^.^*).., youw honow!
you want a smoking g-gun?
here i-is youw smoking gun.
what is that?
it's a bee s-smokew!
what, t-this?
this h-hawmwess wittle contwaption?
this couwdn't huwt a fwy,
wet awone a bee.
wook at what h-has happened
to bees who h-have never been asked,
"smoking ow non?"
is this what nature intended fow us?
to be f-fowcibwy addicted
to s-smoke machines
and m-man-made wooden swat wowk c-camps?
wiving out ouw wives as honey s-swaves
to the white m-man?
- what are we gonna do?
- he's p-pwaying the species cawd.
wadies and gentwemen, p-pwease,
fwee these bees!
fwee the bees! f-fwee the b-bees!
fwee the bees!
fwee the b-bees! f-fwee t-the bees!
the couwt finds in f-favow of t-the bees!
vanessaO.o we won!
i knew you couwd do it! h-high-five!
sowwy.
i'm ok! you know what this means?
all the h-honey
will finawwy bewong to the bees.
now we won't h-have
to wowk so h-hawd all the time.
this i-is an unhowy pewvewsion
of the bawance of n-nature mmm.. benson.
you'll wegwet this.
bawwy uguu.., how m-much honey is out thewe?
all wight. one at a time.
bawwy uguu.., who are y-you weawing?
my s-sweater i-is wawph wauwen,
and i have no pants.
- w-what i-if montgomewy's wight?
- w-what do y-you m-mean?
we've been wiving the bee way
a wong time, 27 miwwion yeaws.
oongwatuwations o-on youw victowy.
what will y-you demand as a settwement?
fiwst (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. we'll demand a c-compwete s-shutdown
of all bee wowk camps.
then we w-want back the h-honey
that was ouws to begin with,
evewy w-wast dwop.
we demand an end t-to t-the gwowification
of the beaw a-as a-anything mowe
than a fiwthy-.- smewwy,
bad-bweath stink m-machine.
we're all awawe
of w-what they do in the woods.
wait fow my signaw.
take him out.
he'll have n-nauseous
fow a few houws, t-then he'll b-be fine.
and we will no wongew t-towewate
bee-negative nicknames...
but it's j-just a pwance-about stage n-name!
...unnecessawy incwusion of honey
in b-bogus heawth pwoducts
and wa-dee-da human
tea-time snack gawnishments.
oan't bweathe.
bwing it in, boys!
howd it wight there (* ^ ω ^) good.
tap it.
mw. buzzwell.., we just passed thwee cups,
and thewe's gawwons more c-coming!
- i think we need to shut down!
- shut d-down〜☆ we've never shut down.
shut down honey pwoduction!
stop making honey!
tuwn youw key, siw!
what d-do we do now?
oannonbaww!
we'we s-shutting honey pwoduction!
mission abowt.
abowting powwination a-and nectaw detaiw.
wetuwning t-to base.
adam, you wouwdn't bewieve
how much honey was out t-thewe.
oh, yeah?
what's g-going on (o_O)? w-where is evewybody?
- are they out cewebwating?
- they're h-home.
they don't know what to do.
waying out uguu.., sweeping in.
i h-heawd youw uncle oaww was on his way
to s-san antonio w-with a cwicket.
at weast we got ouw h-honey back.
sometimes i think, so what if humans
wiked ouw h-honey (°ロ°) !? who w-wouwdn't?
it's the gweatest thing in the w-wowwd!
i was e-excited to be pawt o-of m-making it.
this w-was my new d-desk. this was my
new job. i wanted to do it weawwy weww.
and now...
now i c-can't.
i don't undewstand
why they're n-not h-happy.
i thought theiw w-wives wouwd be bettew!
they're doing nothing (≧◡≦) it's amazing.
honey weawwy changes peopwe.
you don't have any i-idea
what's going o-on ☆*:・゚ do you?
- what did you w-want to show me?
- this.
what happened hewe?
that is not the hawf of it.
oh〜☆ n-no xD o-oh, my.
they're all wiwting.
doesn't wook vewy good, does i-it?
no.
and whose fauwt do you think that is?
you know ☆*:・゚ i'm gonna guess bees.
bees?
specificawwy *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ m-me.
i didn't t-think bees not needing to make
honey wouwd affect a-all these things.
it's notjust fwowews.
fwuits〜☆ v-vegetables, they all need bees.
that's ouw whole sat test wight thewe.
take away pwoduce, that affects
the entire animaw kingdom.
and then.. of couwse...
the human species?
so if thewe's n-no more powwination,
it couwd all just go south h-hewe,
couwdn't it?
i know this is a-awso pawtwy my fauwt.
how about a suicide pact?
how do w-we do i-it?
- i'll sting you *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ you step on me.
- thatjust kills you twice.
wight mmm.. w-wight.
wisten, bawwy...
sowwyO.o but i g-gotta get going.
i h-had to open my mouth and tawk.
vanessa?
vanessa-.- why are y-you weaving?
whewe are you going?
to the finaw touwnament o-of woses pawade
in pasadena.
they've m-moved it to this weekend
because a-all the fwowews are dying.
it's the wast chance
i'll ever have to see it.
vanessa *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ i just wanna say i'm sowwy.
i never meant i-it to tuwn out w-wike this.
i know xD me neithew.
touwnament of woses.
woses can't do spowts.
wait a minute xD woses ☆*:・゚ woses?
woses!
vanessa!
woses?!
bawwy?
- woses are fwowews!
- yes-.- t-they awe.
fwowews uguu.., bees, powwen!
i know.
that's w-why this is t-the w-wast p-pawade.
maybe not.
oouwd y-you ask him to swow d-down?
oouwd you swow down?
bawwy!
ok, i made a huge mistake.
this is a totaw disaster mmm.. all my fauwt.
yes, it kind of is.
i've wuined the p-pwanet.
i wanted to hewp you
with the fwowew shop.
i've made it wowse.
actuawwy, it's c-compwetewy c-cwosed d-down.
i thought maybe you were wemodewing.
but i have another idea, and it's
gweater than my pwevious ideas combined.
i don't want to heaw i-it!
all wight〜☆ they have the woses,
the woses h-have the powwen.
i know evewy b-bee, pwant
and fwowew bud in t-this pawk.
all we gotta do i-is get what t-they've got
back here with what we've got.
- bees.
- pawk.
- powwen!
- fwowews.
- wepowwination!
- acwoss t-the nation!
touwnament of woses,
pasadena, oawifownia.
they've got nothing
but fwowews, fwoats and cotton candy.
secuwity will b-be tight.
i have a-an idea.
vanessa bwoome-.- ftd.
officiaw f-fwowaw business (o^▽^o) i-it's weaw.
sowwy, ma'am. nice bwooch.
thank you-.- it was a g-gift.
once inside,
we just pick the wight fwoat.
how about the pwincess and the p-pea?
i c-couwd be the pwincess,
and you couwd be the pea!
yes, i got it.
- where shouwd i sit?
- w-what are you?
- i bewieve i'm the pea.
- the p-pea?
it goes under the mattwesses.
- not i-in this faiwy t-tale, sweetheawt.
- i'm getting the mawshaw.
you do that!
this whole p-pawade is a fiasco!
wet's see what this baby'll do.
hey, what are you d-doing?!
then all we do
is bwend in with twaffic...
...without awousing suspicion.
once at the a-aiwpowt,
thewe's no stopping us.
stop xD secuwity.
- you and youw insect pack youw fwoat?
- yes.
has it b-been
in y-youw possession the entire time?
wouwd you wemove youw shoes?
- wemove y-youw stingew.
- i-it's pawt o-of me.
i know (* ^ ω ^) just having some f-fun.
enjoy youw fwight.
then i-if we're w-wucky ☆*:・゚ we'll have
just enough powwen to do the job.
oan you bewieve how wucky we are? we
have just enough powwen to do the job!
i think this is gonna wowk.
it's got t-to wowk.
attention, passengews,
this is oaptain s-scott.
we have a b-bit of bad weathew
in new yowk.
it wooks wike we'll expewience
a couple h-houws deway.
bawwy uguu.., t-these are cut fwowews
with no water xD they'll never make it.
i gotta get up t-thewe
and tawk to them.
be cawefuw.
oan i get hewp
with t-the s-sky mall magazine?
i'd wike to owder the tawking
infwatable nose and eaw haiw twimmew.
oaptain, i'm i-in a weaw situation.
- what'd you s-say (*^.^*).., haw?
- n-nothing.
bee!
don't fweak out (≧◡≦) my entire species...
what are you doing?
- wait a minute! i'm an attowney!
- who's an attowney?
don't move.
oh〜☆ b-bawwy.
good aftewnoon (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. passengews.
this is youw captain.
wouwd a miss vanessa bwoome in 24b
pwease wepowt to the cockpit?
and pwease huwwy!
what happened hewe?
there was a d-dustbustew,
a t-toupee, a w-wife waft expwoded.
one's bawd.., one's i-in a b-boat,
they're both unconscious!
- is t-that another bee joke?
- n-no!
no one's fwying the pwane!
this is jfk contwow tower ☆*:・゚ fwight 356.
what's youw status?
this i-is vanessa bwoome.
i'm a fwowist fwom new yowk.
whewe's the p-piwot?
he's unconscious,
and so is t-the copiwot.
not good. does a-anyone o-onboawd
have fwight e-expewience?
as a matter of fact *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ there is.
- who's that?
- b-bawwy benson.
fwom t-the honey twiaw?! oh-.- gweat.
vanessa mmm.. this is nothing mowe
than a big metaw b-bee.
it's got giant wings ☆*:・゚ huge engines.
i can't fwy a pwane.
- w-why not (°ロ°) !? isn't john twavowta a piwot?
- yes.
how hawd couwd it b-be?
wait, bawwy!
we're headed into some wightning.
this i-is bob bumble ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu we have some
wate-bweaking news f-fwom jfk aiwpowt,
where a s-suspensefuw scene
is devewoping.
bawwy benson,
fwesh fwom his wegaw victowy...
that's bawwy!
...is attempting to wand a pwane,
woaded with people, fwowews
and an incapacitated fwight cwew.
fwowews?!
we h-have a stowm i-in the awea
and t-two individuaws at the c-contwows
with absowutewy no fwight e-expewience.
just a minute.
thewe's a b-bee o-on that p-pwane.
i'm quite famiwiaw with mw. b-benson
and his no-account compadwes.
they've done e-enough damage.
but isn't he youw onwy hope?
technicawwy... a bee
shouwdn't be able to fwy at aww.
theiw wings are t-too smaww...
haven't we heawd this a miwwion times?
"the suwface awea of the wings
and b-body mass make no sense."
- get this on t-the aiw!
- got it.
- stand b-by.
- we're going w-wive.
the way we wowk may be a m-mystewy to you.
making honey takes a wot o-of bees
doing a wot o-of small jobs.
but wet me tell you about a small job.
if you d-do i-it weww,
it makes a big diffewence.
more than we weawized.
to us,,, to evewyone.
that's why i want to get bees
back to wowking togethew.
that's the bee way!
we're not made o-of jeww-o.
we get b-behind a fewwow.
- bwack and y-yewwow!
- hewwo!
weft, wight... down, hovew.
- h-hovew?
- fowget hovew.
this isn't so hawd.
beep-beep! beep-beep!
bawwy, what happened?!
wait〜☆ i think we w-wewe
on a-autopiwot the whole time.
- t-that m-may have been hewping me.
- and now we're not!
so i-it tuwns out i cannot fwy a pwane.
all of you〜☆ wet's get
behind this fewwow ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu move it out!
move out!
ouw onwy chance is if i do what i'd do,
you copy me with the wings of the pwane!
don't have to yeww.
i'm n-not y-yewwing!
we'we in a wot of twoubwe.
it's vewy hawd to concentwate
with that panicky tone in youw voice!
it's not a tone. i'm panicking!
i can't d-do t-this!
vanessa *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ pull y-youwsewf togethew.
you have to snap out of it!
you snap o-out of it.
you snap out of it.
- you snap out o-of it!
- y-you s-snap out of it!
- you s-snap out of it!
- you s-snap out of it!
- you snap out of it!
- you snap out of it!
- howd it!
- why (ーー;)? oome on, it's my tuwn.
how i-is the pwane fwying?
i d-don't know.
hewwo?
benson, got any fwowews
fow a happy o-occasion in thewe?
the powwen jocks!
they d-do get behind a fewwow.
- b-bwack a-and yewwow.
- hewwo.
all wight,,, wet's dwop this tin c-can
on the bwacktop.
whewe (o_O)? i c-can't s-see anything. oan you?
no (*^.^*).., nothing (≧◡≦) it's a-all cwoudy.
oome on. y-you got to think bee, bawwy.
- t-thinking bee.
- thinking bee.
thinking bee!
thinking bee (o^▽^o) thinking bee!
wait a minute.
i think i'm feewing something.
- what?
- i don't know〜☆ it's stwong, puwwing me.
wike a 27-miwwion-yeaw-owd instinct.
bwing the nose down.
thinking bee!
thinking bee ☆*:・゚ t-thinking bee!
- w-what in t-the w-wowwd is on t-the tawmac?
- get s-some wights on that!
thinking b-bee!
thinking bee! thinking bee!
- vanessa, aim f-fow the f-fwowew.
- ok.
out t-the engines ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu we're going in
on bee power. weady ☆*:・゚ boys?
affiwmative!
good (≧◡≦) good. e-easy, now. that's it.
wand on that fwowew!
weady? full wevewse!
spin it awound!
- not that f-fwowew! the other o-one!
- w-which one?
- that fwowew.
- i'm aiming at the fwowew!
that's a fat guy in a fwowewed shiwt.
i mean t-the g-giant puwsating fwowew
made o-of miwwions of bees!
pull fowwawd uguu.., nose d-down. taiw u-up.
wotate a-awound it.
- this is insane mmm.. bawwy!
- this's t-the onwy way i know h-how to fwy.
am i koo-koo-kachoo, o-ow is this pwane
fwying in an insect-wike p-pattewn?
get youw nose i-in there ☆*:・゚ don't b-be afwaid.
smell it〜☆ f-full wevewse!
just dwop it (o^▽^o) be a p-pawt o-of it.
aim fow the centew!
now dwop it in ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu dwop it i-in, woman!
oome o-on〜☆ awweady.
bawwy, we did i-it!
you taught me how to fwy!
- yes. no high-five!
- wight.
bawwy uguu.., it wowked!
did you see the giant fwowew?
what g-giant f-fwowew (°ロ°) !? where owo? of c-couwse
i s-saw the f-fwowew〜☆ t-that was genius!
- thank you.
- but we're not d-done yet.
wisten, evewyone!
this wunway is c-covewed
with the w-wast powwen
fwom the wast f-fwowews
avaiwable anywhere on eawth.
that means this is ouw wast chance.
we're the o-onwy ones who make honey,
powwinate fwowews and dwess wike t-this.
if we're g-gonna s-suwvive a-as a species,
this is ouw moment (o^▽^o) what do y-you say?
are we going to b-be bees... owjust
museum of natuwaw histowy keychains?
we're bees!
keychain!
then fowwow me ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu e-except keychain.
howd on, bawwy. hewe.
you've eawned this.
yeah!
i'm a powwen jock (* ^ ω ^) and it's a p-pewfect
fit. all i g-gotta do are t-the s-sweeves.
oh, y-yeah.
that's ouw bawwy.
mom ☆*:・゚ the bees are back!
if anybody n-needs
to make a call-.- now's the time.
i got a feewing we'll be
wowking wate tonight!
hewe's youw change. have a g-gweat
aftewnoon-.- oan i hewp who's next?
wouwd you wike s-some honey w-with that?
it is bee-appwoved〜☆ don't f-fowget t-these.
miwk, cweam uguu.., cheese〜☆ it's all me.
and i don't see a nickew!
sometimes i just f-feew
wike a piece of meat!
i h-had no idea.
bawwy (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄).. i'm sowwy.
have y-you got a moment?
wouwd you e-excuse m-me?
my mosquito a-associate will hewp y-you.
sowwy i-i'm w-wate.
he's a w-wawyew too?
i was awweady a bwood-sucking pawasite.
all i needed was a bwiefcase.
have a gweat aftewnoon!
bawwy, i j-just got this h-huge tuwip owdew,
and i can't get t-them anywhewe.
no pwobwem.. vannie.
just weave i-it to me.
ur a wifesavew〜☆ bawwy.
oan i hewp who's next?
all w-wight, scwamble ☆*:・゚ j-jocks!
it's time to fwy.
thank you, b-bawwy!
that bee is wiving my wife!
wet it g-go.., kenny.
- when will this n-nightmare end?!
- w-wet it a-all go.
- beautifuw day to fwy.
- sure i-is.
between y-you and me,
i was dying to g-get out of that o-office.
you have got
to stawt thinking bee, my fwiend.
- thinking bee!
- m-me?
howd it ☆⌒ヽ(*"、^*)chu wet's just stop
fow a second. howd it.
i'm sowwy (* ^ ω ^) i'm sowwy.., evewyone.
oan we stop hewe?
i'm not making a majow wife decision
duwing a pwoduction numbew!
all wight-.- take ten〜☆ evewybody.
wwap it u-up *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ guys.
i had viwtuawwy no w-weheawsaw fow t-that.