/tg/Station 13

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:17 am**

I used an exploit to eat Ian as a moth several times.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 1:27 pm**

one time on fulp i went in a nanite implanter with like 6 people surrounding me and i blew myself up as a non-antag (i wasnt bwoinked)

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 3:47 pm**

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Also one time I killed a mime shooting practice laserguns at me.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 5:10 pm**

I wear a grey tider mask don't talk and run around stealing.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 5:58 pm**

Recently I used a bot to anonymously threaten captain to blow up parts of station, and put a bomb somewhere to show that I was serious. Then he agreed to strip naked on the very specific spot I indicated. Once he put his clothe away I used a teleporter to steal all of his gear and clothe. He was litteraly naked !

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 6:24 pm**

Lyude75 wrote:Recently I used a bot to anonymously threaten captain to blow up parts of station, and put a bomb somewhere to show that I was serious. Then he agreed to strip naked on the very specific spot I indicated. Once he put his clothe away I used a teleporter to steal all of his gear and clothe. He was litteraly naked !

That's not a sin that's a win.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 8:57 pm**

sinfulbliss wrote:
Lyude75 wrote:Recently I used a bot to anonymously threaten captain to blow up parts of station, and put a bomb somewhere to show that I was serious. Then he agreed to strip naked on the very specific spot I indicated. Once he put his clothe away I used a teleporter to steal all of his gear and clothe. He was litteraly naked !
That's not a sin that's a win.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:54 pm**

I slipped and stole a detective`s shoes as a clown and then when he chased me and batoned me it shocked all of the greytiders in the bar (I was wearing reactive tesla armor) I then said that the detective is a wizard and that he is shocking everyone with his magical wand.

Everyone immediately went after him and started toolboxing him and dragging him off of my screen.

Later in medbay the hop came and shotgunned me (this was back when reactive tesla armor had no cooldown) so the result was everyone in the vicinity was immediately cbt zapped several times and suffered serious burn damage (like 35-50 burn dmg) Everyone immediately dog piled onto the hop and murdered him while I walked away with his ID and used it to go wherever I want.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 9:59 pm**

i did an extraordinary amount of metagaming in my early years of ss13 (2011-2015 ish)

only got caught once and it was because i logged in at lan party (banned from tg for 4 years)

now im clean

best wishes,
bobbah 'bee' brown

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 10:45 pm**

If I’m security and moving in to baton someone, whether I harm baton or just stun is based almost entirely on whether or not they’ve annoyed me. There’s really no other reason, unless they’re an obvious threat like a nuke op. It just happens that my criteria for annoyance occupies a realm within that which makes someone valid, so it all works out in the end.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:09 pm**

i challenged many admins to thunderdome 1vs1s then used the middle mouse aimbot exploit

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:10 pm**

also like 5 years ago i killed furries on citadel then switched accounts and did it again

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:12 pm**

A few days ago somebody late joined as "Adolf Hitler" and I participated in a lynch mob which killed them before they even left the shuttle.

Also I set turn peoples font to comic sans when they annoy me. Sometimes I lightly pump peoples health who are almost about to be saved but also about to die with a little bit of help so that they can make it. Lastly I "tc trade" peoples limbs to open doors when they are stuck with little or no chance of rescue.

Watching all of you window lickers is a lot of fun.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:18 pm**

This one is a little messed up

One time I teleported into the brig interrogation room as a clown with intentions to rescue everyone from the brig that I could.

In there were 2 sec and a lawyer who had been detained, the plasmameme officer immediately started shooting me so I remarked "ow" and immediately got to work with teleporting the lawyer out.

I repeated this multiple times, trolling security and even being chased around the station by the plasmameme sec officer who really had it out for me and wanted me dead.

Round ended, I went to editing and posted the video on yt, then went to sleep.

The next day I get on and play a bit, and someone in OOC was talking about how they had to go to bed after they were trolled by a clown the night before and that they actually couldnt stop thinking about it.

It was the plasmameme

I didnt hear from him after he discovered he was included in a video.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:23 pm**

One time as borg, bryce pax as hos blew me up for trying to stop him from executing a human prisoner so the next round, when they were captain and i was ai, i aggressively made them prove to me a changeling was a non-human before i would allow them to turn it into ashes, despite having seen the changeling do changeling shit earlier in the round.

Posted: **Thu Jul 01, 2021 11:43 pm**

Domitius wrote:A few days ago somebody late joined as "Adolf Hitler" and I participated in a lynch mob which killed them before they even left the shuttle.

I've done it before and I'll fuckin' do it again

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2021 1:56 am**

ss13 is a memetic agent where i straight up cannot remember anything from it

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2021 5:48 pm**

oh boy
i was very drunk irl, the ai was on delta so dean and i got on a pod and left to lavaland. we landed on LAVA, nothing around us but lava, so there was no way out.
i tried to perform brain surgery on him (lying on the floor). i kept failing it for some reason (i wasn't right clicking, i swear) so i said "okay, i'm going to make a table" and pulled out a wrench (i don't even know if you can make tables out of the mat from the pod chairs, but my brain was not operating on normal levels)
i could not, for the life of me, click on the chair. i ended up bashing their skull in (only two or three hits, but enough to kill them)
good thing he only laughed at it but i felt terrible about it and every time i have to do brain surgery on him it's a very intimate moment

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:26 pm**

wubli is a damn drunk, I cannot speak though cause I drink like it's my last day alive.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:15 am**

I have replanted event kudzu many times as non-antag.

It is so sad to see it get found out instantly and dogpiled.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:21 am**

That's exactly how I feel. I found some kudzu in arrivals the other night and reported it over Common in a deliberately vague way because it was a boring, uneventful Manuel round and chaos is a ladder to fun. Some security guy with an energy sword immediately came up and destroyed it. Shouldn't have said anything, but I felt obligated to, you know?

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 2:07 am**

cacogen wrote:That's exactly how I feel. I found some kudzu in arrivals the other night and reported it over Common in a deliberately vague way because it was a boring, uneventful Manuel round and chaos is a ladder to fun. Some security guy with an energy sword immediately came up and destroyed it. Shouldn't have said anything, but I felt obligated to, you know?

I never report it I just make atmos airlocks to act as if its spaced, nobody comes near it.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:53 am**

Sometimes, when the tip of the round is based on an antag, I make that antag more likely.

For instance, doubling the alien event probability because the tip of the round was "As an Alien, resin floors not only regenerate your plasma supply, but also passively heal you. Fight on resin floors to gain a home turf advantage!" that I did yesterday on sybil.

Before dynamic i would even sometimes force secret. blob tip? blob mode.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:58 am**

MrStonedOne wrote:Sometimes, when the tip of the round is based on an antag, I make that antag more likely.

For instance, doubling the alien event probability because the tip of the round was "As an Alien, resin floors not only regenerate your plasma supply, but also passively heal you. Fight on resin floors to gain a home turf advantage!" that I did yesterday on sybil.

Before dynamic i would even sometimes force secret. blob tip? blob mode.

chef ops when.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 4:01 am**

I mostly use antag status to round-remove people who do unfunny stuff with racism as a half-assed punchline, like the nanomachines that kill lizards last night on Sybil.

Posted: **Sat Jul 03, 2021 6:17 am**

Pandarsenic wrote:I mostly use antag status to round-remove people who do unfunny stuff with racism as a half-assed punchline, like the nanomachines that kill lizards last night on Sybil.

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The reverse of that has happened before a few times lol.

Posted: **Sun Jul 04, 2021 6:36 pm**

I was trying to be a Good Guy Officer on an MRP round and we gave a perma prisoner, a barkeep found with a makarov, his own perma-bar. He complained he couldn't buy glasses, so I went to get him money from a gibbed clown's ID and threw it in. He called it "useless" because he couldn't insert it in his ID so I went in and bought him a bunch of glasses myself. Anyways at that point this dude was being a grade A prick, I didn't need to be giving him nothin' but he was acting like one of those snobby middleage moms at a fine dining restaurant who got their steak very slightly undercooked and had it sent back 4 times to be redone.

So I was totally complicit when the captain brought him to the execution room instead and brutally murdered him (for dubious reasons) while I teased him for suggesting the makarov we found in his suit wasn't his.

End of round, turned out the captain became obsessed and planted the makarov on him. He was innocent the whole time. Poor guy.

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2021 12:33 am**

Did a line of lava beneath the tram on Sybil which caused a bit of a kerfuffle. My mine slaves had stolen the ORM and were mean to me when I tried to get it back (I didn't want it, I just saw them taking it as an affront) so when they ordered me to sell the lava staff on the supply shuttle I did the appropriate thing and used it to bring chaos back to the tram. I think my fellow working class retards on Sybil greatly enjoyed the pain and suffering this brought to their peers. At some point I became a revolutionary and the revhead who converted us on the tram got to taste the pain too. Obviously you go "Fire walk with me," before they catch on fire and you wonder why Twin Peaks was such a piece of shit.

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2021 9:38 pm**

One time as sec on sybil, I pulled the baton and threatened to arrest an assistant just cause he was killing corgis with a bat (corgis were being spammed like crazy and lagging the server, so people were getting rid of them, but my character happens to love dogs)

After some chasing, missed clicks and bats to my head, it escalated to me being put into crit, taken to medbay and healed, then other officer and me trying to detain the assistant and his friends, failing, then me being put into crit again.

After getting fully healed on medbay, again, someone said on sec comms that he might be a tot (probably the officer that helped me trying to catch him), so I grabbed a circular saw and went to get a shotgun.

Next time we encountered each other, I fully emptied the incendiary-loaded shotgun at him point blank, and beheaded the bastard right there while we were both burning on the ground. I laughed maniacally irl, then died to the fire and his friends, who were mad about such sec brutality.

He was super salty in deadchat, so I told him "you acted like an antag and got treated like one, seethe". I was revived and told medbay to not revive him under any circumstances cause he was a tot (he wasn't).

Posted: **Mon Jul 05, 2021 11:52 pm**

Agux909 wrote:One time as sec on sybil, I pulled the baton and threatened to arrest an assistant just cause he was killing corgis with a bat (corgis were being spammed like crazy and lagging the server, so people were getting rid of them, but my character happens to love dogs)

After some chasing, missed clicks and bats to my head, it escalated to me being put into crit, taken to medbay and healed, then other officer and me trying to detain the assistant and his friends, failing, then me being put into crit again.

After getting fully healed on medbay, again, someone said on sec comms that he might be a tot (probably the officer that helped me trying to catch him), so I grabbed a circular saw and went to get a shotgun.

Next time we encountered each other, I fully emptied the incendiary-loaded shotgun at him point blank, and beheaded the bastard right there while we were both burning on the ground. I laughed maniacally irl, then died to the fire and his friends, who were mad about such sec brutality.

He was super salty in deadchat, so I told him "you acted like an antag and got treated like one, seethe". I was revived and told medbay to not revive him under any circumstances cause he was a tot (he wasn't).

you're a dickhead.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:31 am**

Even without the Corgi Meat objective still around, killing a corgi makes you valid as salad

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:33 am**

Pandarsenic wrote:Even without the Corgi Meat objective still around, killing a corgi makes you valid as salad

not true, If its a nar'sie corgi IM KILLING IT.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:42 am**

You'd hope that wouldn't apply to random corgis, especially if they're being spammed

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 4:34 am**

cacogen wrote:You'd hope that wouldn't apply to random corgis, especially if they're being spammed

truly, anyways here is my confession.

Jonathan Gupta is me but not me, Gupta is the thing I try to be the opposite of narcissistic selfish, and a psychopath.
Gupta is a persona I am but I am NOT Gupta, if you spoke with me seriously I'm a different guy though I am partially a psychopath.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 12:23 pm**

Once when I was murderboning I walked into botany to kill them, as I was killing the botany bro he said something like "please dont im new and I just wanna learn plants" I killed him anyway and it made me feel terrible later in the day.

now I just avoid the new player roles when I do.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 12:56 pm**

Naloac wrote:Once when I was murderboning I walked into botany to kill them, as I was killing the botany bro he said something like "please dont im new and I just wanna learn plants" I killed him anyway and it made me feel terrible later in the day.

now I just avoid the new player roles when I do.

Posted: **Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:40 pm**

One time as a miner I chucked the corpse of a dead miner into lava rather than bringing them back topside. They hadn't been talking and every time I was near them they would pka me once or twice seemingly on "accident". They still had a soul, but I saw it as the problem solving itself.

There was also the time as a nonantag QM I made a bunch of sentient monkeys, armed them with auto rifles and set them loose to hunt changelings. According to the HoS and Cap that swung by to have a word with me later apparently the monkeys attacked them instead and they were rather annoyed about almost dying to monkeys.

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:27 am**

you know in ancient christian religion they used to have group confessionals
kinda like this
you sat in a group with your village and said your sins publicly
that way you had to pay witness to all your peers directly
honestly it probably created a lot of trust because you know if someone fucks up they'll end up confessing it
the people to distrust were prolly the ones that never confessed anything

ain't it crazy what a belief in an eternal burning hellfire afterlife can do for a society

Posted: **Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:21 pm**

sinfulbliss wrote:you know in ancient christian religion they used to have group confessionals
kinda like this
you sat in a group with your village and said your sins publicly
that way you had to pay witness to all your peers directly
honestly it probably created a lot of trust because you know if someone fucks up they'll end up confessing it
the people to distrust were prolly the ones that never confessed anything

ain't it crazy what a belief in an eternal burning hellfire afterlife can do for a society

The belief of hell didn't start until long into christianity there is a nice video made about it,

Spoiler:

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 1:33 am**

Jonathan Gupta wrote:
sinfulbliss wrote:you know in ancient christian religion they used to have group confessionals
kinda like this
you sat in a group with your village and said your sins publicly
that way you had to pay witness to all your peers directly
honestly it probably created a lot of trust because you know if someone fucks up they'll end up confessing it
the people to distrust were prolly the ones that never confessed anything

ain't it crazy what a belief in an eternal burning hellfire afterlife can do for a society
The belief of hell didn't start until long into christianity there is a nice video made about it,
Spoiler:
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i mean... even in old Judaism I think there was just Sheol and Gehenna. AN I don't think they were that terrible either if member serves. Just... Dead.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:04 am**

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:35 am**

wubli wrote: i could not, for the life of me, click on the chair. i ended up bashing their skull in (only two or three hits, but enough to kill them)

so THIS is what he meant

anyway i picked the nearsighted quirk and abused the hot-swap-to-lose-nearsightedness bug for a long time. my repentance was then going back, fixing quick swap a few dozen times, then removing it after nothing actually worked and i was the only one who gave a shit

i also used nearsighted when moths came out (which is when i started playing tg) because it used to be that you would only need one level of flash protection if you did that. i forget what exactly that meant, i think you used to need both a welding mask AND goggles/sunglasses in order to weld stuff down, but it also mightve just been that you could use sunglasses without getting flashed

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:43 am**

I seen someone do sucidey the wizard before dynamic when wizard was a gamemode. i rolled wizard and did the same. instant restart. I regret this to the day

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 12:19 pm**

Classic bit and wizard ending when the antagonists died was stupid as fuck (just spawn another wizard lol) and punishing everyone by suiciding for admins or coders being unwilling to do anything about it for such a long time was direct action (and possibly saved a wasted 10 minute round)

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:47 pm**

cacogen wrote:It would probably be pretty awkward having to confess you slept with your neighbours' wives in front of the whole village and for them to have their cuckoldry revealed in front of everyone

Then don't sleep with your neighbor's wives... Duh.

Jonathan Gupta wrote:The belief of hell didn't start until long into christianity there is a nice video made about it,

Great video except when he starts to go off about how ancient people are dumb for thinking hell was real and atheism is the best religion.
The modern Christian idea of hell is just the state of being separated from God. So like, do bad shit that's against your conscience. But the idea of God could also be synonymous with the idea of "the Good" and "the Right," or even "Life," so hell by contrast is just the absence of Good, Right, and Life... Which ends up being annihilation and torment/death. It doesn't have to be a place, it can be metaphysical. That's even more real than a "real" hell, in a way, because it can be anywhere, even right here on earth if you fuck up bad enough.

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 6:35 pm**

Been here for about 5-6 years now and I still have no idea how Toxins bombs are made

Posted: **Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:15 pm**

I can give a very brief mechanical explanation if you want.

Posted: **Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:17 am**

Pandarsenic wrote:I can give a very brief mechanical explanation if you want.

Sure, the wiki page on it is kinda daunting and I think it might be a tad bit outdated too? so something concise would be nice

Posted: **Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:42 am**

Bytube wrote:
Pandarsenic wrote:I can give a very brief mechanical explanation if you want.
Sure, the wiki page on it is kinda daunting and I think it might be a tad bit outdated too? so something concise would be nice

The tl;dr is...

You make an explosion by putting a tank beyond its safe pressure in a single atmospheric tick.
You overpressure a tank by moving heat from a hot gas that can take a lot of heat (energy) per degree, like plasma, to a cold gas that cannot take a lot of heat per degree, like oxygen or tritium
For bonus boom, when Oxygen or Tritium ignite, their reaction creates an even higher pressure of hot combustion byproducts
A tank transfer valve literally just connects these tanks to each other. The reaction does the rest.

So you combine your hot plasma igniter tank with your cold oxygen (and possibly tritium) payload tank. The TTV connects them. The hot plasma ignites the payload. The bomb explodes, doing damage based on how much it overshot the tank's safe pressure limit.

The wiki article is basically about how to do this (generating cold tritium and O2 + hot plasma to mash up)

Posted: **Sun Jul 11, 2021 3:37 am**

Pandarsenic wrote:snip

That explaination actually made it make a lot more sense, thanks man

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