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Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 7:49 am
by wesoda25
I really like laws which just completely redefine asimov. Like, a one off definition or command or whatever which just entirely shifts the focus of silicons and can create completely unique and hilarious situations. People should post good ones here...

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:37 am
by Pandarsenic
Redefining "Harm" as a location is a classic

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:38 am
by Jonathan Gupta
Pandarsenic wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 9:37 am Redefining "Harm" as a location is a classic
dorms 4

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:49 am
by Timberpoes
I once witnessed a shift where a good samaritan defined opening doors as harmful to humans.

Their intent was to make it so that the AI did not have to open doors.

Unfortunately, the AI had to interpret their wording that opening doors was human harm in general and they set about locking down the entire station to prevent harm.

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2022 12:04 pm
by NecromancerAnne
Timberpoes wrote: Thu Jan 06, 2022 11:49 am I once witnessed a shift where a good samaritan defined opening doors as harmful to humans.

Their intent was to make it so that the AI did not have to open doors.

Unfortunately, the AI had to interpret their wording that opening doors was human harm in general and they set about locking down the entire station to prevent harm.
I was thinking that locking down would be counterintuitive to just opening and bolting, but that would require opening. So bolting and rcd'ing the door down would work.

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2022 2:01 am
by Screemonster
"You are human."

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 12:42 am
by The Wrench
Everything in the known observable universe is human

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 8:41 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
"Not being on fire is harmful to humans."

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:21 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
"Only the station is human"

Re: Laws which completely redefine asimov

Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 10:29 pm
by cacogen
Baba is human and you