Your SS13 confessions

[damiac]

Bottom post of the previous page:

I'm sure you're on a lot of people's lists yourself... Also, ban he.

EDIT: My confession is that I tend to get along with people well ingame, despite all the friction on the forums. My other confession is that Miauw metagrudges regularly.

[Fragnostic]

I love bullying mimes. I sometimes go out of my way to do so.
Mutey spent half the round on the arcade for a double bladed toy sword?
Shove that silent fuck to the ground and space that shit.
Mime accidentally wandered into science and wants out?
Message the redshirts to come get him because "he was trespassing"
Mime even shoved into me or so much as delays my movement?
No, buddy, that'll cost you your mask.

[Cuboos]

I love bullying mimes. I sometimes go out of my way to do so.
Mutey spent half the round on the arcade for a double bladed toy sword?
Shove that silent fuck to the ground and space that shit.
Mime accidentally wandered into science and wants out?
Message the redshirts to come get him because "he was trespassing"
Mime even shoved into me or so much as delays my movement?
No, buddy, that'll cost you your mask.

You are my hero

[damiac]

I love bullying mimes. I sometimes go out of my way to do so.
Mutey spent half the round on the arcade for a double bladed toy sword?
Shove that silent fuck to the ground and space that shit.
Mime accidentally wandered into science and wants out?
Message the redshirts to come get him because "he was trespassing"
Mime even shoved into me or so much as delays my movement?
No, buddy, that'll cost you your mask.

You are my hero

You are what's wrong with society.

[Psyentific]

I love bullying mimes. I sometimes go out of my way to do so.
Mutey spent half the round on the arcade for a double bladed toy sword?
Shove that silent fuck to the ground and space that shit.
Mime accidentally wandered into science and wants out?
Message the redshirts to come get him because "he was trespassing"
Mime even shoved into me or so much as delays my movement?
No, buddy, that'll cost you your mask.

[Screemonster]

As QM or cargotech, occasionally I'll order an electrical maintenance crate, take all the gloves out, then electropack it and leave it unattended somewhere near a window.

[Wesdo]

As QM or cargotech, occasionally I'll order an electrical maintenance crate, take all the gloves out, then electropack it and leave it unattended somewhere near a window.

It's an insulated gloves crate. And you should totally do it when it's malf.

[cedarbridge]

As a warden, I will merrily take orders from anyone my superior. I'm also a hardass when a Head from another department demands things from the armory without authorization from the HoS or captain. Sorry CMO, you don't need that shotgun and until you become the captain, I don't actually answer to you.

[damiac]

I'm a griefer, but because it's me, it's funny and quirky, not bad like when other people do it to me!

[nsos]

used to love mining because it was chill and shit and now half the mining asteroid is a pve mob pull clusterfuck

but i have a negative disposition to the new critters in the asteroid because i accidentally summoned a beacon once in xenobio and they spilled out a bunch of mobs i had never seen before and i was like SHIT and got spooked and then they got put in the game completely as the mining mobs


that's bullshit i just want to do boring shit the game needs a boring autist role to decompress and shit, botany is not doing it for me

[Saegrimr]

that's bullshit i just want to do boring shit the game needs a boring autist role to decompress and shit, botany is not doing it for me

Sounds like drones are right up your alley.

[nsos]

ENDLESS DRONe

[callanrockslol]

I give very few shits when playing captain, to the point of giving almost all access to very helpful people and going around making sure people are at least pretending to do their jobs lest the nanotrasen inspector come back and pick a fight with us again.

That was a fun round.

[Captain277]

I have specific foods that I will only eat when working different roles. When I'm an Engineer, I will only eat fried eggs. When I'm the Librarian, I only eat grilled cheese.
Also, when I play Chef, I try and mass produce three different three-course meals of varying complexity over the course of the shift. This is usually an absolute nightmare, but figuring out what dishes to combine and seeing everything laid out on my desks is very satisfying.

Edit: I also spent about a month solid working on, and then trying to write and upload, a book to the Library. During this period, I'm pretty sure I ignored most of my Antag roles and didn't even try to help out around the station.

[Fragnostic]

I have specific foods that I will only eat when working different roles. When I'm an Engineer, I will only eat fried eggs. When I'm the Librarian, I only eat grilled cheese.
Also, when I play Chef, I try and mass produce three different three-course meals of varying complexity over the course of the shift. This is usually an absolute nightmare, but figuring out what dishes to combine and seeing everything laid out on my desks is very satisfying.

Edit: I also spent about a month solid working on, and then trying to write and upload, a book to the Library. During this period, I'm pretty sure I ignored most of my Antag roles and didn't even try to help out around the station.

And what were one of the meals you cooked as a Chef? Was it, by chance...I dunno: assburgers?

[TheWiznard]

used to love mining because it was chill and shit and now half the mining asteroid is a pve mob pull clusterfuck

only not really, you can mine the entire west asteroid without breaching a tunnel and still make tons of points 5 minutes into the round

[cedarbridge]

I'm probably the only person on the station that both hates xenos and has them set to Never.

If it were allowable, I'd murder the shit out of anyone bringing a xeno-infected monkey on the station and then acting like they did something praiseworthy.

[Hibbles]

As AI, I get a special satisfaction out of seeing the Captain get locked into his own office by the burglar alarm one minute into the round, and act a little deliberately obtuse just to rub it in. Of course, if he tells me to let him out I will at once, but I do stuff like 'SEC TO CAPTAIN'S OFFICE CLEARLY A DASTARDLY THEFT IS UNDERWAY'.

Apparently I'm not the only player who agrees because one time when I did that, the HoS actually arrested the Captain and part of the reason was that. Very satisfying.

[Reimoo]

When I'm HoS and the clown is being a shit, I beat him and take his bike horn, mask and shoes and honk at him for his entire brig sentence. Then when I kick his ass out, I keep the mask and shoes and wear them for the rest of the round.

[Hellafied]

I like to kidnap Ian and use newscaster with a fake I to demand a all access ID as ransom.

[Bluespace]

If you ruin my crayon lyrics as a mime I will go out of my way to make sure you end up half dead in a locked room in space or some shit along those lines.

[Raven776]

I don't even roll antag anymore because most people I want to kill give me a valid reason to do so IC by halfway through any round where we interact.