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If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

Post by Shadowflame909 » #660844

What would it be?

For me it'd be the Hydroponics tray. Any fruit or veggie you want in 5 minutes as long as you have the seed for it is pretty epic.

I'd miss my oven though. Since the weight of such a futuristic device would probably crush it.
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I wanna know how the hell that atmos heater even functions like it does it could probably nuke the entire planet with the energy it puts out
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Ohw boy, my own bluespace artillery battery.
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stasis bed or bluespace artillery.

edit: or teleporter

Either would make you a very rich person
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I think the cloner would give you the most money, as it is basically immortality.
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

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yall are fucked in the head
watch as I pull the chem dispenser out and both violate mass energy equivalencies and introduce energy->matter transmutation

alternatively I could do this with the booze dispenser and then also get infinite free alcohol at the same time
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Post by Rohen_Tahir » #660869

If the RCD counts as a machine then the RCD. I want to introduce weird transmutation stuff but also to put reinforced glass in my neighbor's driveway.
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Post by Epicgamer545 » #660873

Fully loaded Autolathe.

Then, buy a new oven.
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Epicgamer545 wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:36 pm Fully loaded Autolathe.

Then, buy a new oven.
Think of it, all the screwdrivers and toolboxes you could ever want
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Omega_DarkPotato wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:08 pm yall are fucked in the head
watch as I pull the chem dispenser out and both violate mass energy equivalencies and introduce energy->matter transmutation

alternatively I could do this with the booze dispenser and then also get infinite free alcohol at the same time
The chem dispenser or cloner are probably correct answers here tbh. I'd go for chem dispenser
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Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
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Whoneedspacee wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
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NoxVS wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm
Whoneedspacee wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
Also don't forget that the chem dispenser will make your electricity bills go through the roof
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Farquaar wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:06 pm
NoxVS wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm
Whoneedspacee wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
Also don't forget that the chem dispenser will make your electricity bills go through the roof
Convert electricity into gold or platinum. Do that a few times and your electricity bill will be paid off.
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

Post by Helios » #660914

Hand tele would be great, but there would no beacons to teleport to.
RCD, as long as it's loaded, but I suppose an unloaded one could be sold.
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

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If I could get a goon machine too it'd be the telescience stuff
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Probably a borg. Medical or engi would probably be the most helpful for humanity, but a service both could be sweet.
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

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Lawyer suit vending machine.
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

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kayozz wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:55 pm Lawyer suit vending machine.
Security vending machine.

Or, if you want to be cooler, Central Command vending machine
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kayozz wrote: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:55 pm Lawyer suit vending machine.
Your oven would be crushed! Moth mains would be fine though
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

Post by CaptainKawoppi » #661304

a griddle, they look so clean and versatile i wish they were real
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Post by NoxVS » #661319

can i pick an oven
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NoxVS wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:38 pm can i pick an oven
ovens in ss13 are so simplified it might be better than a regular oven

but it may hotbox your entire room
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Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven

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Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
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Turbonerd wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 am Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
But could you engineer an oven?
kawoppi wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 1:54 pm a griddle, they look so clean and versatile i wish they were real
Worth losing your oven for one. Griddles are cool.
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Turbonerd wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 am Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
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