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If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:00 am
by Shadowflame909
What would it be?
For me it'd be the Hydroponics tray. Any fruit or veggie you want in 5 minutes as long as you have the seed for it is pretty epic.
I'd miss my oven though. Since the weight of such a futuristic device would probably crush it.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:40 am
by Whoneedspacee
I wanna know how the hell that atmos heater even functions like it does it could probably nuke the entire planet with the energy it puts out
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 10:44 am
by CPTANT
Ohw boy, my own bluespace artillery battery.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:06 pm
by SkeletalElite
stasis bed or bluespace artillery.
edit: or teleporter
Either would make you a very rich person
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:22 pm
by CPTANT
I think the cloner would give you the most money, as it is basically immortality.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:08 pm
by Omega_DarkPotato
yall are fucked in the head
watch as I pull the chem dispenser out and both violate mass energy equivalencies and introduce energy->matter transmutation
alternatively I could do this with the booze dispenser and then also get infinite free alcohol at the same time
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:52 pm
by Rohen_Tahir
If the RCD counts as a machine then the RCD. I want to introduce weird transmutation stuff but also to put reinforced glass in my neighbor's driveway.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:36 pm
by Epicgamer545
Fully loaded Autolathe.
Then, buy a new oven.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:18 pm
by Farquaar
Epicgamer545 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 4:36 pm
Fully loaded Autolathe.
Then, buy a new oven.
Think of it, all the screwdrivers and toolboxes you could ever want
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:27 pm
by BeeSting12
Omega_DarkPotato wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 2:08 pm
yall are fucked in the head
watch as I pull the chem dispenser out and both violate mass energy equivalencies and introduce energy->matter transmutation
alternatively I could do this with the booze dispenser and then also get infinite free alcohol at the same time
The chem dispenser or cloner are probably correct answers here tbh. I'd go for chem dispenser
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm
by Whoneedspacee
Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm
by NoxVS
Whoneedspacee wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm
Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:06 pm
by Farquaar
NoxVS wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm
Whoneedspacee wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm
Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
Also don't forget that the chem dispenser will make your electricity bills go through the roof
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2023 9:17 pm
by BeeSting12
Farquaar wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 7:06 pm
NoxVS wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm
Whoneedspacee wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:40 pm
Chem dispenser is the easy pick, give me the mining vendor so I can get my gamer gear
No mining points
Also don't forget that the chem dispenser will make your electricity bills go through the roof
Convert electricity into gold or platinum. Do that a few times and your electricity bill will be paid off.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 3:04 am
by Helios
Hand tele would be great, but there would no beacons to teleport to.
RCD, as long as it's loaded, but I suppose an unloaded one could be sold.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 4:27 am
by Whoneedspacee
If I could get a goon machine too it'd be the telescience stuff
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 8:32 am
by Itseasytosee2me
Probably a borg. Medical or engi would probably be the most helpful for humanity, but a service both could be sweet.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:55 pm
by kayozz
Lawyer suit vending machine.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2023 8:31 pm
by Epicgamer545
kayozz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:55 pm
Lawyer suit vending machine.
Security vending machine.
Or, if you want to be cooler, Central Command vending machine
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2023 2:27 am
by Shadowflame909
kayozz wrote: ↑Thu Jan 05, 2023 6:55 pm
Lawyer suit vending machine.
Your oven would be crushed! Moth mains would be fine though
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 1:54 pm
by AnonymousForumUser
a griddle, they look so clean and versatile i wish they were real
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:38 pm
by NoxVS
can i pick an oven
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2023 10:33 pm
by Epicgamer545
NoxVS wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:38 pm
can i pick an oven
ovens in ss13 are so simplified it might be better than a regular oven
but it may hotbox your entire room
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 am
by Turbonerd
Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:16 pm
by Shadowflame909
Turbonerd wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 am
Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
But could you engineer an oven?
kawoppi wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 1:54 pm
a griddle, they look so clean and versatile i wish they were real
Worth losing your oven for one. Griddles are cool.
Re: If you could teleport 1 machine from ss13 onto your oven
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:46 am
by NoxVS
Turbonerd wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 am
Engineering techfab. Sell an endless amount of chem dispensers, autolathes, and more techfabs.
No connection to the RD servers