/tg/Station 13

Listen up, you clueless keyboard jockeys and code-wannabes! I can't take it anymore! Every single time I open up that insufferable pull request queue for SS13, what do I see? A never-ending parade of anime-inspired nonsense! Fox girls, cat girls, dog girls, whatever cursed hybrid abominations you've managed to conjure from the depths of your depraved imaginations!

Do you think this is some kind of twisted furry fantasy convention? This is Space Station 13, damn it! We're supposed to be simulating the future, the edge of human innovation, not some cringeworthy, fetish-infested anime harem! I've had it up to here with your pixelated atrocities, your abhorrent artwork that only belongs on the dark corners of the internet.

And don't even get me started on the jokes. Oh, the jokes. I swear, the moment someone mentions "nyaa" or "owo," I feel like I'm being waterboarded with a never-ending stream of cringe. It's like you all got trapped in a time loop where "ironic" humor went out of style, and now you're stuck churning out these pathetic attempts at being funny that were never amusing to begin with.

You think you're so clever, so avant-garde, but you're just diluting the very essence of what SS13 is supposed to be. A dark, immersive, sci-fi world where the tension is palpable, and every action has consequences. But no, you'd rather slap a pair of ears and a tail on everything, turning the station into a mockery of itself.

I've poured my blood, sweat, and sanity into maintaining this repo, nurturing its potential, and all you've done is turn it into a playground for your juvenile fantasies. I'm tired, damn tired, of this never-ending assault on my sensibilities. If I have to review one more pull request with a "kawaii neko-chan" character, I might just snap and unleash a bug that wipes out your precious waifus and husbandos for good.

Ok but hear me out

Animal races... in the holodeck.

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In case you weren't aware, the "furry" races are actually moths and lizards. Felinids are monster girls, not furries.

kemono and nekomimi is two different thing

Just make felinids valid. So they're constantly on edge not knowing when the fireaxe will strike.

I might just snap and unleash a bug that wipes out your precious waifus and husbandos for good.

Do it. Be the hero we need.

I think animal races are often harmful to the animals, look how many horses die in a derby because of their stupid fragile legs. Look at the weird socialisation of greyhounds.

Snail or tortoise racing is probably ok, and funny.

nyaa

Foxgirls pls.

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

Seconded

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:26 am

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

Seconded

Thirded

can you code sex on ss13?

don't we already kinda have foxgirl?

Unsane wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:04 pm don't we already kinda have foxgirl?

I don't know where you got that image from, but as far as I'm aware, you can DNA infuse yourself with Renault for fox ears, but you can't get a fox tail on live. At least that's the case to my knowledge.

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:29 pm

Unsane wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:04 pm don't we already kinda have foxgirl?

I don't know where you got that image from, but as far as I'm aware, you can DNA infuse yourself with Renault for fox ears, but you can't get a fox tail on live. At least that's the case to my knowledge.

Prayed to God the other day that wasn't even kitsune related, and got turned into one
on TG

oranges wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:58 am Listen up, you clueless keyboard jockeys and code-wannabes! I can't take it anymore! Every single time I open up that insufferable pull request queue for SS13, what do I see? A never-ending parade of anime-inspired nonsense! Fox girls, cat girls, dog girls, whatever cursed hybrid abominations you've managed to conjure from the depths of your depraved imaginations!

Do you think this is some kind of twisted furry fantasy convention? This is Space Station 13, damn it! We're supposed to be simulating the future, the edge of human innovation, not some cringeworthy, fetish-infested anime harem! I've had it up to here with your pixelated atrocities, your abhorrent artwork that only belongs on the dark corners of the internet.

And don't even get me started on the jokes. Oh, the jokes. I swear, the moment someone mentions "nyaa" or "owo," I feel like I'm being waterboarded with a never-ending stream of cringe. It's like you all got trapped in a time loop where "ironic" humor went out of style, and now you're stuck churning out these pathetic attempts at being funny that were never amusing to begin with.

You think you're so clever, so avant-garde, but you're just diluting the very essence of what SS13 is supposed to be. A dark, immersive, sci-fi world where the tension is palpable, and every action has consequences. But no, you'd rather slap a pair of ears and a tail on everything, turning the station into a mockery of itself.

I've poured my blood, sweat, and sanity into maintaining this repo, nurturing its potential, and all you've done is turn it into a playground for your juvenile fantasies. I'm tired, damn tired, of this never-ending assault on my sensibilities. If I have to review one more pull request with a "kawaii neko-chan" character, I might just snap and unleash a bug that wipes out your precious waifus and husbandos for good.

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 9:54 am I think animal races are often harmful to the animals, look how many horses die in a derby because of their stupid fragile legs. Look at the weird socialisation of greyhounds.

Snail or tortoise racing is probably ok, and funny.

Wow, I didn’t think my opinion of horse girls could get any lower

add snailiens

add hermit crab men that run around wearing boxes, crates, and lockers

The internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Well, hey, I personally like animal races. Even insect races.

i dont care

oranges wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:58 am Listen up, you clueless keyboard jockeys and code-wannabes! I can't take it anymore! Every single time I open up that insufferable pull request queue for SS13, what do I see? A never-ending parade of anime-inspired nonsense! Fox girls, cat girls, dog girls, whatever cursed hybrid abominations you've managed to conjure from the depths of your depraved imaginations!

Do you think this is some kind of twisted furry fantasy convention? This is Space Station 13, damn it! We're supposed to be simulating the future, the edge of human innovation, not some cringeworthy, fetish-infested anime harem! I've had it up to here with your pixelated atrocities, your abhorrent artwork that only belongs on the dark corners of the internet.

And don't even get me started on the jokes. Oh, the jokes. I swear, the moment someone mentions "nyaa" or "owo," I feel like I'm being waterboarded with a never-ending stream of cringe. It's like you all got trapped in a time loop where "ironic" humor went out of style, and now you're stuck churning out these pathetic attempts at being funny that were never amusing to begin with.

You think you're so clever, so avant-garde, but you're just diluting the very essence of what SS13 is supposed to be. A dark, immersive, sci-fi world where the tension is palpable, and every action has consequences. But no, you'd rather slap a pair of ears and a tail on everything, turning the station into a mockery of itself.

I've poured my blood, sweat, and sanity into maintaining this repo, nurturing its potential, and all you've done is turn it into a playground for your juvenile fantasies. I'm tired, damn tired, of this never-ending assault on my sensibilities. If I have to review one more pull request with a "kawaii neko-chan" character, I might just snap and unleash a bug that wipes out your precious waifus and husbandos for good.

add snailiens

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

As long as its an kitsune and not a kumiho.

One is a cute japan office prankster and the other is a liver eating antagonist

Know the difference! It can save your life

animals racing? sounds fun

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:57 am

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

As long as its an kitsune and not a kumiho.

One is a cute japan office prankster and the other is a liver eating antagonist

Know the difference! It can save your life

Yah, but Kitsune are also basically the Japanese version of Succubi, so it might not work great on /tg/ since it ain't 18+.

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:29 pm

Unsane wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 1:04 pm don't we already kinda have foxgirl?

I don't know where you got that image from, but as far as I'm aware, you can DNA infuse yourself with Renault for fox ears, but you can't get a fox tail on live. At least that's the case to my knowledge.

Pretty sure you can take a sample from Renault and make copies of him using the cytology equipment.

Shadowflame909 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2023 11:57 am

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

As long as its an kitsune and not a kumiho.

One is a cute japan office prankster and the other is a liver eating antagonist

Know the difference! It can save your life

new antag idea: an actual fucking kumiho
humans get to be eugene tooms (still eats livers)

tanuki
pros: massive testicles
cons: massive testicles

BlueMemesauce wrote: ↑Fri Sep 15, 2023 3:22 pm tanuki
pros: massive testicles
cons: massive testicles

5% chance to suffer testicular torsion when knocked down

Oh boy, strap yourselves in because I've got a bone to pick with those intergalactic animal races on Space Station 13! It's an outrage, I tell you. Those poor aliens with their adorable snouts and fluffy tails being forced to compete in these cosmic marathons. It's like the space-age Olympics gone mad!

First of all, imagine being an alien just trying to live your best extraterrestrial life, and suddenly you're thrown into a racetrack with a bunch of other confused creatures. You're just a peaceful fuzzball, and now you're expected to sprint like Usain Bolt through the cosmos? It's an existential crisis in a spandex jumpsuit.

And don't get me started on the moral implications. It's a travesty! They're sentient beings, for crying out loud. Can you imagine being kidnapped from your cozy space den, plopped into a starting gate, and then blasted off at warp speed against your will? It's like an episode of "The Twilight Zone," but with more lasers and less Rod Serling narration.

We need to stand up and say no to this interspecies shenanigans! Let those poor creatures have their peaceful strolls through the stars, appreciating the intergalactic wonders, not running their adorable paws off for our amusement. It's time to unite, people. Say no to alien exploitation, and let's envision a universe where everyone races towards love, understanding, and a belly rub (if they're into that sort of thing)

I still have fondness this old-ish idea of mine: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32752

I'm going to say it: monster girls might actually be worse than furries. At least furries aren't lying to themselves or anyone else rather than monster girl fans trying to be the "respectable" weirdos.

You can become a felinid from dna infusion, so just remove felinids as a roundstart race and replace them with bug people. Give us Spider people or Slug people or Mantis people or let us play as Squidward like on para.

why is it that when people sugest replacig felinids they never suggest replacing it with an alien species but are always exactly as uncreative?

Rohen_Tahir wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:30 am

Imitates-The-Lizards wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:26 am

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 11:21 am Foxgirls pls.

Seconded

Thirded

Fourthded

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2023 3:04 pm why is it that when people sugest replacig felinids they never suggest replacing it with an alien species but are always exactly as uncreative?

snailiens are creative

what if wizard got a super powerful spell but it'd force them to grow fox tails

i'd call it my 1000 year old anime fox cant be this powerful!