The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

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The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:05 pm #96629

If you have been on the forums or OOC in the past few days, you may have come across the hunger games simulator.

I made a version with spessmen-themed events.

Here is a sample game: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=1httJnHN (LINK CHANGED BECAUSE I AM AN IDIOT AND LISTED ONE FUCK TWICE)

please suggest events and whatnot
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Ricotez » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:12 pm #96633

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Jeb » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:40 pm #96664

I'm moderately upset that I didn't get put on there :(

rude.
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Wed Jun 17, 2015 11:52 pm #96665

I can make a new round with new people

for instance here are some swapped out http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=0tw9eLtG
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Thu Jun 18, 2015 2:15 am #96685

I found out how to increase the size and add pics

48 PERSON SPESS BATTLE ROYALE

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=7A6xLy8b
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:55 am #96702

>Reed Glover dreams of valids.

the spess games break even the strongest of men
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby dionysus24779 » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:35 pm #96808

Kind of suprising how many names I actually recognize. (pretty much almost all)

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Cuboos » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:06 pm #96811

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:03 pm #96821

Pushes and Shoves commits suicide because he didn't get antag.
Eeeexcuse me, but shouldn't he go pick up a spray bottle and cablecuffs so he can hunt sec officers?

Also, poisoned cakes? Why not pizza bombs?
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:17 am #96916

pizza bombs are in, they're in the feast though.
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby lumipharon » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:22 am #96924

>mfw both times I run it, I suicide pact within 3 turns

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Amnestik » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:39 am #96930

>add my character
>it wins first round
ok!

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Bluespace » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:58 am #96935

boris pepper picture is 10/10
I play Boris Pepper.
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Bluespace » Fri Jun 19, 2015 2:01 am #96939

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby AnonymousNow » Fri Jun 19, 2015 6:54 am #97021

I don't recognise half these people.

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:48 am #97038

NEW EVENTS NEW EVENTS

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=jtLgBrUD

please suggest moar events for the different phases. also if you want in let me know
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby DrunkenMatey » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:09 am #97043

In my first go, Mekhi got tabled day 1.

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby peoplearestrange » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:18 am #97058

Left me out of everything ;_;
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Jun 19, 2015 11:50 am #97066

"Jane-Luc Price, Miku Frost and Molly Slysbern are caught in the path of an immovable rod."
I'd expected each and every one of them to be able to take it.

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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:33 pm #97159

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lmao, i was gonna post this but i was too lazy
Reed's face reeeeally sells it though
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby Summoner » Fri Jun 19, 2015 5:36 pm #97160

I died due to a goliath on mining, why am I on mining? 0/10 unrealistic.
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby bandit » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:00 pm #97197

in my simulation you started reading WGW
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Re: The Space Station 13 Round Simulator

Postby kevinz000 » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:22 pm #97202

Mekhi Anderson fails to find someone to ERP with
Mekhi Anderson starts reading WGW and is found and murdered


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