As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:
Version 1
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt
wow kraso cracked really
Re: Mislabeled Filenames
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 3:42 pm
by Kraso
Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:
Version 1
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:
Version 1
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
syndicate_asks_for_station_to_surrender.txt
wow kraso cracked really
>implying I took that from cracked
you tryna lie to me
Re: Mislabeled Filenames
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:36 pm
by cedarbridge
Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Spoiler:
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:
As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians -- I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
--Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV
The reply was a stream of invective and vulgar rhymes, parodying the Sultan's titles:
Version 1
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!
O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
I hardly think I'm qualified
To come across all sanctified
I just don't cut it with the playerbase
Subtle, what are you talking about!?
There again they're on their knees
Conspira-cizing is a breeze
Which rather suits us in the interim
Interim, interim, it's SoS' whim!
Fuck the Mods!
It's tough to be a Mod
Tread where scrublords have not trod
Be deified, when really, you're a nerd~
Be an object of revulsion
Be the subject of scorn
It's a rather trying notion
All those prayers and those a-helps
And who am I to bridle; if I'm forced* to be an idol
If they say that I'm a Mod, that's what I am!
What's more, if we don't comply
With the players' wishes
I can see us being de-admin'd or griff'd
Yes, you have a point that'sreallygoodthinking-
So! Let's be Mods! The perks are great
Yeah!
Sybilrado on a plate
Server warring should not be rebuffed
Never rebuff, never rebuff the server warring, no my friend!
It's tough to be a Mod
But if you skip the people's nod
Rig your blessings, keep 'em sweet, that's our advice
It's great advice!
Be a symbol of 'perfection'
Be a legend, force a cult
Take their rage, take a collection
As the ignorant exalt
Don a me-ta-gam-ing habit
We'd be crazy not to powergrab it
You got it!
So sign up two new Mods for adminbus
Adminbus~
I apologize (for nothing) in advance due to this being an incredibly terrible, lazy parody.
I hardly think I'm qualified
To come across all sanctified
I just don't cut it with the playerbase
Subtle, what are you talking about!?
There again they're on their knees
Conspira-cizing is a breeze
Which rather suits us in the interim
Interim, interim, it's SoS' whim!
Fuck the Mods!
It's tough to be a Mod
Tread where scrublords have not trod
Be deified, when really, you're a nerd~
Be an object of revulsion
Be the subject of scorn
It's a rather trying notion
All those prayers and those a-helps
And who am I to bridle; if I'm forced* to be an idol
If they say that I'm a Mod, that's what I am!
What's more, if we don't comply
With the players' wishes
I can see us being de-admin'd or griff'd
Yes, you have a point that'sreallygoodthinking-
So! Let's be Mods! The perks are great
Yeah!
Sybilrado on a plate
Server warring should not be rebuffed
Never rebuff, never rebuff the server warring, no my friend!
It's tough to be a Mod
But if you skip the people's nod
Rig your blessings, keep 'em sweet, that's our advice
It's great advice!
Be a symbol of 'perfection'
Be a legend, force a cult
Take their rage, take a collection
As the ignorant exalt
Don a me-ta-gam-ing habit
We'd be crazy not to powergrab it
You got it!
So sign up two new Mods for adminbus
Adminbus~
I apologize (for nothing) in advance due to this being an incredibly terrible, lazy parody.
wait hey wait a second i thought you were brazilian
Good sir that is an insult, yes I have a rather nice tan from working in the sun in my glorious uniform but I am 100% caucasian. Please do not forget that.
Re: Mislabeled Filenames
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 5:05 pm
by Kavaloosh
srifenbyxp wrote:
Kavaloosh wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:A competent Malf
wait hey wait a second i thought you were brazilian
Good sir that is an insult, yes I have a rather nice tan from working in the sun in my glorious uniform but I am 100% caucasian. Please do not forget that.
who was the brazilian, if you aren't the brazilian who is
