/tg/Station 13

Let's say you had ten minutes in the sandbox spawn menu before the whole crew had to fight off increasingly bad threats.

What would you spawn for yourself?

For example, I'm working on a "BEST MEDIC Necessities List" for if I ever managed to wrangle the spawn menu myself. It looks a little something like this at the moment...
What about you guys? What do you see yourself doing in such a situation, and how would you prepare?

jumpsuit and a toolbox is all you ever need dog

Chronoshift Suit.

You'll never need anything else.

Fully loaded HONK mech. Nothing else on my person. That's all you need.

acj
boxes of implants
all dna injectors
m1911-ps
adminordrazine pills and a chem satchel
wizard hardsuit
wiz sandals
combat gloves
hailer mask
jetpack
spellbooks, as many end-tier spells as possible
oxy tank
as many syndie clusternades as I can fit into a bag of holding with dufflebags in them

nothing really short of a singulo or narsie can take that loadout out

Demon's heart, nuke hardsuit, wand belt, backpack sprayer full of blood, ebow and esword.

Hm. You can speak while blood jaunting right? So can you say... activate a grenade? A blood filled grenade?

A backpack full of tasers and a toolbelt filled with cable.

Cablecuff ho!

Chameleon injector.
Go braindead while everyone else wipes eachother out.

Full noir detective outfit, shoulder holster has the det revolver, a pulse pistol and a metabe. A packet of robust golds with a healing Chem blend injected into them. Backpack has cuffs, forensics kit and loads for both firearms. Come at me bro

Box of peels and my trusty bikehorn amirite?

Also what would your optimal loadout be that you try and aim for each round? So if you were a chemist/medbay staff what would you try and work towards to become God?

Zaffre wrote:Box of peels and my trusty bikehorn amirite?

Also what would your optimal loadout be that you try and aim for each round? So if you were a chemist/medbay staff what would you try and work towards to become God?

My usual end-round Medical loadout:

* NVMedHUD
* Medical belt
** Synthflesh patch bottle (50u)
** Styptic Powder patch bottle (50u)
** Silver Sulfadiazine patch bottle (50u)
** Charcoal pill bottle (50u)
** Medical gauze
** Large beaker (omnizine; 100u)
** Hypospray (omnizine; 30u)
* EMT jacket
** Health analyzer
* Medical satchel
** First-aid kit (standard)
** First-aid kit (custom)
*** Medical gauze
*** Epinephrine pen
*** Two brute patches
*** Two burn patches
*** One charcoal syringe
**Anything else as required

It helps to have a taser for those patients who just won't stand still, but it's not necessary.

As RD, my ultimate dream setup:
- Reactive Teleport Armor
- Any decent armored helmet
- magboots
- Insulated Gloves (from tech storage)
- Hand tele OR Bag of Holding (using them together is suicide)
- Perfected AE gun (pinned or emagged test pin)
- SABR SMG (to handle energy resistant enemies)
- Xray gun (Anti-blob/gang dominator)
- Ion Carbine (Anti-borg, EXTREME CAUTION required to avoid shooting self)
- Flash (close range borg takedown)
- Bowman headset (A borg brings this when asking for the encryption key)
- NVG Med/Sec HUD
- Telescopic Riot shield
- The following implants: CNS Rebooter, Reviver, Anti-Drop, Xray, Welding shield, Freedom, Adrenal.
* Xray implant may be replaced by Xray power from genetics.
- Cold Resist, both cloak powers, TK
- Virus containing Toxic Filter, Compensation, Stimulant, and Self-Respiration, Filter/Comp stacked in 3 strains.
- Body parts from Alien Queen: Nerutoxic Spit, Large plasma sac, Resin Spinner, Corrosive acid

Demon heart, DNA injectors for all of the superpowers, energy axe, chameleon projector, wand of healing, wand of death, spell book of charge.

Gun Hog wrote: - Bowman headset (A borg brings this when asking for the encryption key)

This isn't really the thread for it, but god damn it fuck sec borgs that take the bowman headsets instead of the normal ones.

Security is the only legitimate place to get them for a reason

In the rare time that I play, I tend to stick to robotics. Soooooo

-discard labcoat
-Welding Goggles
-Full toolbelt with multitool
-Yellow Gloves
-gasmask
-stunprod(only after alerts because I believe in not being a prepared for anything dickbag)
EDIT: Forgot the most important part
-Arm leg and Eye augmentations(preferably med-hud)

Ready to fix any Borg, ready to go full assistant in a pinch.

This thread looks fun! Seems like people are posting builds you can actually make in round, so here are two ridiculous yet totally possible loadouts:

THE FIREMAN
powers: telekinesis, hulk
race: plasmaman
stuff: atmos hardsuit, insulated gloves, bowman headset, magboots, super brutal BLOOD RED fannypack full of napalm grenades, night vision sec HUD, fire axe on back, plasma internals
organs: plasma gland, neurotoxin spit, acid puke
3 stacked healing diseases
implants: adrenal, freedom, thermals, CNS rebooter, reviver, welding shield, 2 chem implants with 50 units of plasma

You are obscenely resistant to stuns and are constantly on fire! Your plasma internals should constantly be fueling your neurotoxin spit and your acid vomit. In addition to your stacked healing diseases, you can also activate your chem implants for 50 units of plasma, which acts like omnizine to a plasmaman. Enjoy scaring the living shit out of your victims.



THE SHADOW
powers: telekinesis, cold resistance, shadow cloak
race: lesser shadowling
stuff: ballistic armor with a Silenced SABR SMG strapped to it, regular gas mask (melt your face off so they can't trace your identity!), night vision medical hud, noir overcoat (style points), bowman headset,backpack full of cryo beakers with smoke powder and potent knockout drugs, large beaker full of oxandrolone to swig if you're caught in a bright area
rapid syringe gun strapped to belt with 6 shots each of 1 unit perfluorodecalin and 14 units chloral hydrate
implants: same implants as above but without the chem implants
3 stacked healing diseases

You take damage in the light, but your healing is buffed even more when you're in the dark. You can pull out lights from their sockets telekinetically! Your silenced SMG can take people down without a peep from the shadows, and you'll be totally invisible in an unlit room. If any of your victims get mouthy, stick em with a KO syringe or spam noxious smoke. Your large beaker of oxandrolone should keep you relatively healthy in situations where you can't turn out the light.

>spawn loadsa wish granters
>take every wish except the gay-ass world peace one or whatever
>spawn magic mirror
>turn into a skeleton for mad spaceworthiness
>spawn demon heart and a bag of holding, get a few energy shields
>get standard guardian spirit and healer guardian spirit
>get some magic books and max out teleport, blink, jaunt, RECALL spells
>also get wizard space suit for that mad armor (and to be able to use your spells) and an oxygen tank + sec hailer mask, get some magboots too while we're at it why the fuck not, right?
>optionally get some of the other spells too (namely repulse and magic missile, but offensive shit like fireball and ei nath are okay too)
>get an energy axe and bind it to your recall spell
>maybe get a box and fill it with traitor uplinks in case you wanna get more stuff later, namely adrenal implants (but why would you need those when you're literally a hulk (wish granter) and guardian spirits can pull you out of danger/you can teleport/you can stun people without needing to stand up) and freedom implants
>get that sweet sweet captain's bowman headset and secglasses
>now you're pretty much immortal, if you somehow manage to die you can just come back to life because wish granter immortality (which is basically ling regen but a bit slower and not restricted by chems)
>you also have laser eye vision because wish granter and you're also a wizard on steroids and you can infinitely blood jaunt
>and you have a guardian spirit that can kill things in like 5 hits
>and a second spirit that can drag you out of danger and heals the shit out of you constantly
>and an axe that can kill (not crit, kill) in two hits that pretty much can't be stolen from you
>and literal laser eye vision and stun resistance/guaranteed stun punches because you're a hulk
if you somehow manage to die and get gibbed like a fucking retard even with all of this then you're beyond help honestly
basically you could just walk up to people while shooting laser eyes at them, magic missile, stunpunch, energy axe, and have your guardian spirits help you or fend off nearby people (which you can use repulse on) and if you manage to get into any kind of danger you have 3,000 backup plans
this is just the things you can do by yourself by the way, if you get somebody to help you you can go all kinds of autistic with nodrop + CNS + flash resistance/medhudNVGs/secHuD implant + xeno organs + abductor ventcrawl organ + nutriment plus

i dare anybody to think of any kind of counter to this, there pretty much is none outside of a point blank bomb to instagib (anything outside of gibbing range can just be immortality'd out of)

a pulse rifle

An all-access ID card and a ripley with a mech RCD and the plasma cannon.

Detective gun (and two speedloaders, in the backpack)

Noir suit

Sec belt (baton, cuffs, cuffs, flashbang, flash)

Seclite

Syndie smokes (or something else to inhale)

Noslips (are those chameleon yet? If so, laceup noslips)

Fedora (or an equally appropriate and shady hat)

Forensics scanner

HUDglasses

Armoured greatcoat (for that gestapo look)

Energy gun/laser gun, for windows and recharging

Proper ballistic gun (.357 revolver, smg, uzi, anything like that)

Some sort of unique shock proof glove. Maybe dyed captain's?

Oh, and an evidence bag box, for that not-bluespace storage.

It's not a perfect set, but it's the sort of thing you can achieve in a round.

pulse destroyer has three settings, and they are all DESTROY

HoS turtleneck
Nukeops hardsuit
Centcom bowman
Thermals
Swat mask
Combat boots
Combat gloves
M1911-P thingy
Chamo projector
Emag
Esword
Ebow
Fully loaded toolbelt
Combat defib
5 medikits with 7 combat nanite injectors each in a backpack
a BoH
49 inf power cells
Energy shield
Bottle of lube
Large oxygen tank
Ion carbine

... 7 boxes of clusterbangs
... a proto SMG and 49 clips
... 7 more boxes of clusterbangs

Oh, and a Seraph.
With a clusterbang launcher

Did you know that sec roundstarts with incredibly lethal autorifles in the armory Mekhi? :^)

A toolbox and some wire, maybe a bruise pack.

Honestly if you need more you're unrobust.

a bag of holding full of rucksacks full of bombs, and a PDA with 20TC to trade to the admins in exchange for bombcap removal.

>all these nerds not giving themselves magic to make themselves invincible

A stack of metal, a stack of glass, maybe some metal rods and floor tiles pre-made, a bottle of space cleaner, a full toolbelt, any kind of over-wear you can strap an oxy tank to, a welding gasmask, an extra coil of wire, and maybe a taser just in case.

what i usually do when playing sec and shit hits the fan is grab riot gear if melee mobs / bulletproof for gun mobs, 2 tear gas/flash bang, internals, something to cover the eyes/ears (bowman is usually fine), a taser (2 if you can fit it), stun baton, and a few lethals to take out all the mobs that i manage to stun. sec barriers/flashes are also pretty fucking nifty for bottlenecking and controlling rushes.

Ten MINUTES? Assuming we're using the sandbox panel, Five spellbooks, a demon heart, the admin combat jumpsuit, an energy shield, a gemsuit via spellbook, eight combat nanite injectors and oh how about the tk, xray, and coldresist mutation injectors.

I then go into bloodcrawl and meme threats to death via fireball and other spells, such as repulse. In bloodcrawl, I'm literally invincible to everything, and outside of it I've got projectile reflection, 90% EVERYTHING resist, fire resist, space resist and the nanite injectors which heal and remove stuns instantly.

With this, I can pop out of blood, heal someone with nanites, and pop back in pretty fast.

5000 spellbooks to max out every spell in the game, if anything threatens you just spam blink until it goes away and ei nath any threat.
e.g. average wizard round :^]

DOn't forget Grey Tribal

>Multiple Spears
>Gasmask
>Maint access

Full toolbelt, insulated gloves, some kind of stun weapon (prod, taser, etc), and a full medkit

I can go anywhere, fuck people up, rescue people in need, or go build an autism fort in maint