/tg/Station 13

Like what do you think they would be like.

i think EA would have a station so they could study dangerous stuff in space to make thier games more realistic. or maybe just so they could have lots of area for the probably 50k workers it would have by 2555

NT ate EA 200 years ago after the Twelth Shitlord War, duh

Donk co station would just be ads for donk pockets and everyone is wearing donk pocket costumes as they provide overwatch for armed assault teams

I thought the lore said that only NT was the "big company," and practically all other remaining companies teamed up to become the syndicate to fight NT since it was too powerful

PKPenguin321 wrote:I thought the lore said that only NT was the "big company," and practically all other remaining companies teamed up to become the syndicate to fight NT since it was too powerful

>Implying anyone on this codebase even reads or cares about backstories
It's quite tragic tbh

And all the fast food giants will have become a singular entity. Want KFC chicken while eating a Big Mac? Absolutely.
They also sponsor armed, Elite raiders to send to rival companies and fuck up their space restaurants. They say they leave a single Whopper as a calling card amidst the bullet-holed, blood-filled wreckage and a note that says "I'm lovin' it".

Oh man... the kitchen could be a randomly selected fast food chain at round-start. Futuristic evolutions of KFC, Maccers, Pizza Hut, etc. The chef could start the round wearing the appropriate uniform.

Sure, it would cut down on the variety of crazy food (which you'd still be able to make), but you could have this goofy lame fast-food light-rp with deliveries.

Wouldn't work with alternate maps sadly.

as far as we have backstory, there are two major food corporations in the Syndicate, Waffle Co. and Donk Co.

they used to be rivals and put their differences behind them to fight Nanotrasen but if the factions of the Syndicate ever become important to traitors I vote to have traitors of these two backstab each other

lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

What about a larger Freeport type station where all of the syndicate corps have offices, but is run by disparate independent civilian leadership who have to deal with all these assholes with shittier personnel to NT and worse gear.(or traitor gear they buy from the syndicate)

oranges wrote:lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

you're even admitting to using the slippery slope fallacy here

oranges wrote:lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

We should totally port that Bay feature that lets lizards eat simple animals live.

Ricotez wrote:

oranges wrote:lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

you're even admitting to using the slippery slope fallacy here

It's only a fallacy when someone less than perfect uses it. Since I'm pretty much perfect there's no trouble here.

Ricotez wrote:

oranges wrote:lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

you're even admitting to using the slippery slope fallacy here

god damn dude are you really calling him out on a fallacy when his argument was literally "lore rhymes with vore"

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DemonFiren wrote:

oranges wrote:lore is only one character away from vore

it's a slippery slope so we avoid it.

We should totally port that Bay feature that lets lizards eat simple animals live.

what happens to the animals once thier swallowed?

Please stop.

Just ignore it. It'll go away.

ThanatosRa wrote:Just ignore it. It'll go away.

last time we ignored it we got lizards and catpeople

PKPenguin321 wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Just ignore it. It'll go away.

last time we ignored it we got lizards and catpeople

Demon isn't nearly as dumb as this one.

Maybe I am, but at least I did try to thoroughly cut out all traces of lolrandom.

NoahGoldFox wrote:what happens to the animals once thier swallowed?

Oooor maybe he should just fuck off to /vore/.

Its a real question -_- do they just act like food or can they hurt you from inside since they are still alive?

Check it yourself. I'm not setting up a test server for that.

NoahGoldFox wrote:Its a real question -_- do they just act like food or can they hurt you from inside since they are still alive?

I don't think they are still alive. Pretty sure the mob is just deleted, but I ain't testing it.

on our server, if you place another mob into your contents they can interact with you from the inside and generally gib you when they burst out.

on vorestation which is pretty much where NoahGoldFox should play, afaik they do some weird fetish shit from inside you such as being turned into sperm and splitting off into a clone of you or some bullshit like that. also you can have clown cars of people by having one person consume a dozen others, or having one person consume another who is then consumed by another who is then consumed by another etc.
vore is weird as fuck and if it wasnt explicitly built around a fucked up fetish then it would honestly be a pretty hilarious addition to the game. maybe for april fools some day

I do recall a rather hilarious story about a nuclear team on /vore/ that got themselves eaten, armour and all, by one of their members who then disguised as greyshit.

Pop, right in front of the Captain.

Anyway, what was our topic again?

PKPenguin321 wrote:on our server, if you place another mob into your contents they can interact with you from the inside and generally gib you when they burst out.

on vorestation which is pretty much where NoahGoldFox should play, afaik they do some weird fetish shit from inside you such as being turned into sperm and splitting off into a clone of you or some bullshit like that. also you can have clown cars of people by having one person consume a dozen others, or having one person consume another who is then consumed by another who is then consumed by another etc.
vore is weird as fuck and if it wasnt explicitly built around a fucked up fetish then it would honestly be a pretty hilarious addition to the game. maybe for april fools some day

I dont like vorestation :/ to many mean admins.

>mean admins

YO SCONES GET OVER HERE

I'll try to let you down easy Noah, and be nice. I don't believe this community is a good fit for you. Much of the community is adverse to your interests, I'm afraid.

There's a time and a place for everything, and a board for spessmans is probably not the place to be discussing furry things. That's not to say that people who like furry things can't like spessmans, it's just... if you're in the middle of the venn diagram, just remember that not everyone on a particular side is gonna share your overlap.

What they're saying is fuck off

Screemonster wrote:There's a time and a place for everything, and a board for spessmans is probably not the place to be discussing furry things.

ShadowDimentio wrote:What they're saying is fuck off

ThanatosRa wrote:I'll try to let you down easy Noah, and be nice. I don't believe this community is a good fit for you. Much of the community is adverse to your interests, I'm afraid.

-3- well there is nowhere else to go so im staying

NoahGoldFox wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:I'll try to let you down easy Noah, and be nice. I don't believe this community is a good fit for you. Much of the community is adverse to your interests, I'm afraid.

-3- well there is nowhere else to go so im staying

I tried. You're an idiot. Fuck off.

ThanatosRa wrote:

NoahGoldFox wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:I'll try to let you down easy Noah, and be nice. I don't believe this community is a good fit for you. Much of the community is adverse to your interests, I'm afraid.

-3- well there is nowhere else to go so im staying

I tried. You're an idiot. Fuck off.

-_- iv been nice and yet you insult me for no reason.

You could start by not behaving like fucking Temmie.

Ditch the emoticons. Use proper spelling, grammar, capitalisation.
Then learn not to be a creep.

Then come back.

This thread really went down the toilet fast. Lot of negativity in here.

I'm not entirely sure insulting people is conducive to a good environment, you know. How about we all take a step back, a few deep breaths, and then get back on topic?

I can imagine an Apple space station pretty well. Everything is bleached white (even the jumpsuits), everyone has at least five iDevices at all times, and there are logos on absolutely everything. And the silicons are venerated and revered as the pinnacle of human engineering, and purged regularly.

>Demon and Thanos trying to give people lessons on how to behave

Just fuck my shit up real good

Vaguely back on topic, this gives me an idea for an away mission/event. Visiting another station for trade relations/sending NT agents in to steal shit.

peoplearestrange wrote:Vaguely back on topic, this gives me an idea for an away mission/event. Visiting another station for trade relations/sending NT agents in to steal shit.

Mirror-Universe stration whern?
Loyal employees of the Syndicate have received word of Nanotrasen spies onboard and have protect their Advanced Expensive technology/stolen nuclear device from being stolen

Anonmare wrote:

peoplearestrange wrote:Vaguely back on topic, this gives me an idea for an away mission/event. Visiting another station for trade relations/sending NT agents in to steal shit.

Mirror-Universe stration whern?
Loyal employees of the Syndicate have received word of Nanotrasen spies onboard and have protect their Advanced Expensive technology/stolen nuclear device from being stolen

Oh MAN That be fun! Sneaking in NT tech weapons, fighting a sec force that has tator weapons...

Only lizards as command staff!

oranges wrote:>Demon and Thanos trying to give people lessons on how to behave

Just fuck my shit up real good

Yea. I gotta stop trying. Back to being mostly silent.

DemonFiren wrote:Only lizards as command staff!

Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial.

ThanatosRa wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Only lizards as command staff!

Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial.

Ey my friend, lizards run the syndicate. On a syndie station, they're in charge.

Actually, lizards run all of human society and have for the past couple centuries, but keep quiet about that.

There was a fantastic shitpost from the Lifeweb forums about Unathi that I can't seem to find, it would've been perfect here.

DemonFiren wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Only lizards as command staff!

Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial.

Ey my friend, lizards run the syndicate. On a syndie station, they're in charge.

Actually, lizards run all of human society and have for the past couple centuries, but keep quiet about that.

I knew the reptillian humanoids were real

DemonFiren wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Only lizards as command staff!

Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial.

Ey my friend, lizards run the syndicate. On a syndie station, they're in charge.

Actually, lizards run all of human society and have for the past couple centuries, but keep quiet about that.

DemonFiren wrote:>mean admins

YO SCONES GET OVER HERE

i mean he's right this noahgoldfox guy does seem retarded

Zilenan91 wrote:There was a fantastic shitpost from the Lifeweb forums about Unathi that I can't seem to find, it would've been perfect here.

http://lfwb.ru/interzone/index.php?/top ... ntry144412

The unloved rock wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:

DemonFiren wrote:Only lizards as command staff!

Na. Anti-lizard racism should be multiversial.

Ey my friend, lizards run the syndicate. On a syndie station, they're in charge.

Actually, lizards run all of human society and have for the past couple centuries, but keep quiet about that.

I knew the reptillian humanoids were real

DOWN WITH OUR LIZARD OPPRESSORS

VIVA

I imagine a Amazon space station warehouse is just a enourmous cargo bay with a 100 hacked mules buzzing around with violent hobos living inside taking stuff out the crates to the incovenience of NT station staff in order to survive in the constant deadly traffic probably existing within maint. The station itself is entirely autonomous aside from the direction of the AI i imagine with a muderous streak (as to all the hit and run mulebots)

Also catpeople are actually animalised via genetic experiments by the syndicate/secret branches of nanotren to spy on us (runtime is a longstanding operative). The conspiracy is real god help us if Ian is actually a Corgiman operative, given that many a crewmember has whispered thier darkest secrets to him alone.