/tg/Station 13

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yeahno that's an erp den

Aurx wrote:Hank Hill: the Legend

Yeah, but those welding fuel tanks were admin spawned.

WeeYakk wrote:

Aurx wrote:Hank Hill: the Legend

Yeah, but those welding fuel tanks were admin spawned.

Only around half, and the ones in inaccessible locations like walls. Hank was BUSY that round.

Fuzzeldorf wrote: Chillin' with Knives the pAI

I'm surprised you didn't take a screenshot of it before I wandered back in the atmos hardsuit with my Rigel disguise out of boredom. I was also planning on killing you and grilling Knives should I have had the time.

Soviet AI

ColonicAcid wrote:-snip-

Is that....gatfruit?

yes.

that is two plants of gatfruit.
if the round was longer I would have 4 plants of gatfruit massproducing gatfruits but alas time was a restraint so I only had two.
At the end of the round I had overall 6 revolvers in my bag plus 27 gatfruits in my seed extractor.

Amazingly, Sinlore actually used explosives for one of their intended purposes during a long Extended round on Sybil.
(Not included; someone from Cargobay killing them en-route because he announced he was about to "bomb mining")
How much material (as in not iron) did Sinlore find?

EDIT: Mods turn my post into I-SPY; I am extremely okay with this. Should have taken the picture before he collected everything.

Subtle wrote:How much material as in not iron did Sinlore find?

Not much. I saw about 7-8 Silver ore, and one plasma ore.
I've circled everything I found notable, including the ores mentioned above.

>wasting bombs on the fucking east asteroid

Even non-mappers know that's limited to iron and stuff, what the fuck

Subtle wrote:Amazingly, Sinlore actually used explosives for one of their intended purposes during a long Extended round on Sybil.
(Not included; someone from Cargobay killing them en-route because he announced he was about to "bomb mining")

Spoiler:

How much material as in not iron did Sinlore find?

That is why i stopped playing miner

It took me one day to write this

Bawk!

SQUAWK!

Bwaaaaark!
(Story behind this: I wanted to grow some exotic stuff for food...and only got killer tomatoes(they are completely harmless despite their name) out of mutating. So I decide to grow 200 or so of them and spread half of them around the somewhat empty station, buckling them into chairs and positioning them in places as if they were real crewmembers. I did this before with all acess, but this round I didn't get it sadly so after a while I get bored and decide to cut them up and eat them all. My character prays to the parrot spirits for hunger and suddenly all tomatoes turn into parrots. Bawk!)


CAW!

The aftermath of a clown event.(Yes, that's a real singulo.)

I'm kinda sad that that singulo never got released.

Psyentific wrote:I'm kinda sad that that singulo never got released.

I am too tbh

Basil is slipping.

Weren't stage 1 singulos changed to be immovable so you had to actually feed them PA lasers or throw a TON of random shit at for them to grow?

Security officer in high-speed pursuit of an Assistant.

New strip menus. Coming soon.

you're a good person

10/10

Hype!

paprika wrote:Weren't stage 1 singulos changed to be immovable so you had to actually feed them PA lasers or throw a TON of random shit at for them to grow?

Admins can spawn academy singulo's that stay still, never grow and just eat things that come near.

Singlo hostile mob when? I want mini-singulos that hunt people down.

Ikarrus wrote:New strip menus. Coming soon.

10/10

Tokiko2 wrote: SQUAWK!

Why don't we have parrot crates yet?

Because /tg/ is forever left behind. NT has them already.

paprika wrote:Because /tg/ is forever left behind. NT has them already.

*points to the name of the topic*

NoX admins are fun

Loving the new gear

Nexendia wrote:

Spoiler:

NoX admins are fun

the indirect wording is flying way over your head.

Kraso wrote:

Nexendia wrote:

Spoiler:

NoX admins are fun

the indirect wording is flying way over your head.

Don't care, I had fun ^.^

Johnathan Rigel is a twisted man.

Some cunt ate it all while we were slaving away in the kitchen.

Jfc rigel that's horrifying

I can honestly say that Rigel is one of the better villains we've got kicking around. I mean, any schmuck can traitor, but Rigel does this and it's horrifying and amazing.

>you tried

almost had that dark gyg

there was at least 2 in each of those stacks of toys and upwards of 6 firefighter rippies

there used to be a bug where if the chaplain beat you retarded in the middle of a game, and you kept the window up, then spammed ATTACK

it would win the game because your character was too stupid to work the machine

so the toy machine would just spit out toys every couple clicks, I used it to fill entire portions of the station with singulos


re-add that glitch 2014

EMP flashlight.

i see nothing abnormal with that
i mean its the truth

I am not quite sure how, but someone managed to fill escape with toy singulos from an arcade machine. The item pile on the arcade machine was so large, it crashed my client when I right clicked it and even alt click froze my game for several seconds.

I alt clicked that as AI and I regretted it immediately, that isn't even how many there were when the round ended.

during that round i build a durand (as the mime) and broke all the windows in escape with a scattergun
there were singulos on literally every single tile except for 1

Last night...

Firefighter Fred.

Cipher3 wrote:Last night...
Firefighter Fred.

To expand on this: He was giving a tolerance seminar thing instead of the usual firefighting stuff. Of course, this whole thing ended in the audience fighting each other and the captain dead and stripped in a maint shaft.

Tokiko2 wrote:

Cipher3 wrote:Last night...
Firefighter Fred.

To expand on this: He was giving a tolerance seminar thing instead of the usual firefighting stuff. Of course, this whole thing ended in the audience fighting each other and the captain dead and stripped in a maint shaft.

I was the traitor who killed the captain.

The tolerance seminar itself was golden, though.

Excerpts:

Firefighter Fred says, "BEFORE WE BEGIN, WHICH OF YOU HAS A HUMAN RESOURCES WRITE UP FOR INSENSITIVITY IN THE WORK PLACE? HANDS UP, PLEASE."
Jim Otis says, "no thanks"
Firefighter Fred says, "DON'T BE SHY."
Adrian Graham grunts.
Max Brightwater says, "And Pun Pun blood."
Wesley Chagrin sheepishly raises hand
Miriam LaKayle raises hand slowly.
Monkey Unit holds up its arm
Spark 5.5 states, "I cannot make my hologram hold up it's hand."
Monkey Unit holds up its bloody baton arm
Captain Announces


I want ALL staff in the theater when it's time for The Sensitivity Seminar.


Firefighter Fred says, "YOU'RE ALL TERRIBLE, AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS."
Firefighter Fred says, "IF YOU ANSWERED 'NO', HOPEFULLY BY THE END OF TODAY, THE ANSWER WILL BE 'YES', AND YOU'LL BE A BETTER PERSON FOR IT."
Crusader Thorne asks, "What is your opinion on my Ethnic cleansings?"
Firefighter Fred says, "NO COMMENT."

RIP.