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That looks fucking fun as shit damn

Kavaloosh wrote:

Artyom "high pop" round.

The server is getting a 3 minute lobby timer soon to hopefully fix that.

paprika wrote:The server is getting a 3 minute lobby timer soon to hopefully fix that.

Lobby timers aren't going to fix people.
Keep going though.

Personally the case for me is not getting enough time between rounds to configure my character or do something else while I'm waiting for the round to start. The difference on sybil is they have so many people and they almost always get a guaranteed 20+ players to ready up so I don't need to worry about that there, but on artyom it's more of a big deal since we don't do gametype votes.

Yes, there's a minority of people who latejoin to not get targeted by antags and all that kind of shit because they're wimp-ass bitches, and this won't change them, but the amount of people who forget to, or don't have enough time to press ready, will get a bit more breathing room between rounds now, especially if they need to sperg about the last round.

no kot youre wrong because i find myself missing roundstart a lot of the time because i vastly overestimate the length of 2 minutes when going to do something

miggles wrote:no kot youre wrong because i find myself missing roundstart a lot of the time because i vastly overestimate the length of 2 minutes when going to do something

>Ready up
>Do thing
>Come back

leaving after the round ends

Rumia29 wrote:

miggles wrote:no kot youre wrong because i find myself missing roundstart a lot of the time because i vastly overestimate the length of 2 minutes when going to do something

>Ready up
>Do thing
>Come back

Gibbed in tool storage.

paprika wrote:Yes, there's a minority of people who latejoin to not get targeted by antags and all that kind of shit because they're wimp-ass bitches, and this won't change them, but the amount of people who forget to, or don't have enough time to press ready, will get a bit more breathing room between rounds now, especially if they need to sperg about the last round.

I usually late-join so I can choose a job with nobody in it. I do it so there's no shortages on the station, and also because I hate people.

I made myself a little Admin Abuse Shuttle so I could send announcement console messages in the style of like 'Nanotrasen News' or whatever about stuff, it was neat. Got a little awkward when the Syndies showed up, though. I was so goddamn proud of this ship I built, as a little gateway-away-mission thing to the abandoned mining base which happened to be full of actual xenos and whatnot. Only problem? It was made out of unsimulated tiles, while the base is simulated tiles, and it's actually physically touching. Code-minded readers among you may know what happened next. It was both disappointing and hilarious.

Oh build mode, so fun, but so dangerous. You need to keep a realistic goal in mind given your limitations, your abilities, and the fact that players wanna play now, not in an hour. Speaking of which, the crown fucking jewel of my ambitions, an actual Fleet Battle map I built from scratch at the derelict guitar ship and was planning to use in a similar fashion to the fleet battle away mission thing, that was cool as shit.
http://i.imgur.com/51ql7wc.png
That was as far as it got, and it took an hour. One fucking hour. A full hour of work, with no breaks. After that I just kinda gave up and let a few players fly around and mess around in it, but nothing over came of it, naturally. Fuck life.

You don't fuck with Luck.


Few months old picture of cutehulhu in natural habitat.

context: not enough time to set it up due to emergency shuttle. so we prematurely started it anyway 30 secs before round end.

Epic fucking science round.

Collecting all the new plants on metastation!

Screenshot of a fun admin event where the station went too close to a star and we had to construct a cooling room to survive! Not pictured: The entire outside being covered in fire while admins play burning noises. Fun!

This is what happens when you var edit something to hold 500,000,000u of reagents and then use that space to make a massive cleaning grenade. I had a loop going inside so the complete outside of the zlevel was covered entirely in foam over 10 times until I had to mass delete all the foam to stop the server from crashing. Obviously done on my own server though!

Admins spawning a crusher labeled as "Anti boredom device". Guess what happened next.

Bawk!

abandoning duty at its best

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Got rolled into assistant so I set up shop in the garden for kicks.
Thus began Ringo Roadagain's organic, mutagen-free 'nanner farm. Welcome, to the true clown's world!

100 potency with no mutagen, how

bandit wrote:100 potency with no mutagen, how

Floral somatoray.

bandit wrote:100 potency with no mutagen, how

Kraso wrote:Floral somatoray.

Nope! This was done entirely through selective breeding.

No mutagen, floral somatorays or radium whatsoever. Took a stupid amount of time getting them to that point.

Beepsky comes face to face with his arch-nemesis, the fire lock.


Hopefully some backup can help clear this mess up.

paprika wrote:Beepsky comes face to face with his arch-nemesis, the fire lock.
*snip*

Hopefully some backup can help clear this mess up.
*snip*

*ADVERTISEMENT ALERT*
I am pleased to say that a fix for that is included in my next project: Botcall PR It is for NT, but I plan to PR it to /tg/ after the upcoming feature freeze.

Subtle wrote:

bandit wrote:100 potency with no mutagen, how

Kraso wrote:Floral somatoray.

Nope! This was done entirely through selective breeding.

No mutagen, floral somatorays or radium whatsoever. Took a stupid amount of time getting them to that point.

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Subtle wrote:

bandit wrote:100 potency with no mutagen, how

Kraso wrote:Floral somatoray.

Nope! This was done entirely through selective breeding.

No mutagen, floral somatorays or radium whatsoever. Took a stupid amount of time getting them to that point.

>implying you didn't just var-edit them

I kid, I kid, subtlegraces for bestanist

Honest to god, I cannot for the sake of my life remember what type of round it was, but I'm sure someone almost lost their head in that chaos!

bandit wrote:

Subtle wrote:

bandit wrote:100 potency with no mutagen, how

Kraso wrote:Floral somatoray.

Nope! This was done entirely through selective breeding.

No mutagen, floral somatorays or radium whatsoever. Took a stupid amount of time getting them to that point.

>implying you didn't just var-edit them

I kid, I kid, subtlegraces for bestanist

you could say he's very subtle hhheheauehaueahfahgfshgu

Clones of THE chocolate waifu, Selene Avery. After she went braindead, I made copies of her and dressed them up in costumes.

Today I became Lizard.

They wear distinctive garb, are often feared or cursed. They often carry a long wooden weapon, which is something of a badge of office. Few truly understand their craft, and most who do use its arcane secrets to their own ends. They are known for mastery of fire, but also cold.

Wizards, or Atmospheric Technicians?

im p. sure that's just an amalgamation of pipes with no real purpose but just to look ~cool~

Event stuff!

We're sent on a mission to an automatic orbital station to find a secret card!But there's a turret blocking our way...

We find a borgie and have him "disabling"(read: destroying!) the turret stuffs.

Inside, there's a minefield that we disable by throwing that poor dead person onto it.

Turns out the card was a decoy and the real one is hidden in the white abandoned ship. We have a short fight but retrieve the card. No screenshots from there, I forgot to take them!


We're sent to infiltrate their main base with commander level suits and find out what the stolen genetic data is used for.

And...it's terrible. Suddenly we meets a centcom officer inside the base and...

They're not quite human!

We try to find our ways out but are eventually arrested...and it turns out that the main base was in centcom all along!

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Usa independance thingy event...I think atleast, I don't really know a lot about america

Fighting off british soldiers at arrivals.

Their...ship?

Invasion starts.

We kill a megacarp called "His Majesty" and declare independance.

Tokiko you will never need an actual history lesson on the US' war for independence after playing that.

Araneus and Jim, comrades till the end. After Jim barely escaped the bridge and the AI's plasma flooding, we ended up going for the console, borg in pursuit. Jim used a flashbang before being tased but it didn't last, and we were both slain.

Play pets more please I beg you.

A lot of people in OOC was asking badmins to posess the singulo and send it to departure for !!FUN!!. But posessing is just too easy for our badmins.
Server is ss13.ru Green Miracle. Screenshot is joined and edited to remove a ton of unneccesary ghosts.
More:
http://i.imgur.com/E9VySe0.png
http://i.gyazo.com/79e3aedd4c441c82e128906a52782984.png

Rigel goes all out as a traitor.

The images have to be left in imgur because they are quite large.
http://imgur.com/rhfrgDq,tnvOTqj,bnY5C1f,ClPiDLr

That is five singularities right there. Five, and it didn't include the engineering one because people used the turbine and solars that round. Five separate singularities made with belts of holding.

NikNakFlak wrote:Rigel goes all out as a traitor.

The images have to be left in imgur because they are quite large.
http://imgur.com/rhfrgDq,tnvOTqj,bnY5C1f,ClPiDLr

That is five singularities right there. Five, and it didn't include the engineering one because people used the turbine and solars that round. Five separate singularities made with belts of holding.

Oh God.

NikNakFlak wrote:Rigel goes all out as a traitor.

The images have to be left in imgur because they are quite large.
http://imgur.com/rhfrgDq,tnvOTqj,bnY5C1f,ClPiDLr

That is five singularities right there. Five, and it didn't include the engineering one because people used the turbine and solars that round. Five separate singularities made with belts of holding.

Event survival when?

What to do when the RD doesn't wanna borg you? Why, occupy R&D 2550, ofcourse!

Zeke and Jamie visit the thunderdome with NikNak when we were the only three on Artyom. We tried everything to get out. And we failed spectacularly. I put one word as each mech's name and put them in the shown sentence and signature.

I leave for the night and you guys kill ALL the CORGIS! Really?? This is why I can't leave corgis unattended.

I was a DA and rp'd a syndicate operative who was forced into the job on Sybil.

Warden was bro tier and let me be in Perma without supervision, even after I told him I had an uplink implant.

Spent the rest of the round mutating shit till I got deus weed and lots of grass to get a shit ton of biomass. Was rolling in food, weed, and products from the generator.

because you guys are faggots im gonna post some old screenshots




this was from when metroids were bugged and made a million of babies per round




this looks like some alien shuttle



I remember this round, I was having fun spawning loads of food on the library. Yina with her snowflake character from that online comic and nemovonfish, the white-haired guy. Oh and Rocky is there too, top-left bartender. The Urist brothers are there too, McBucket and I don't remember the other one.



Here's rocky making his strip bar (he did it all the time, it became a bit tedious-boring after a while) but we made him dance. I think that's Amy as roboticist? Not sure. Sly as HoS and I don't remember the rest, but I remember that I liked that CE.

infinite monkeys



Note the 100+ monkeys trapped in that one tile because there is no more space to move to. All credit of this goes to Reese, I was merely observing his crazy work. Too bad that the power went down and someone released the singulo...
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SS13 grand strategy

This rev round, nearly everyone died, but the crew managed to win since the revs surrendered. It was quite brutal and intense.
Here's what it looked like at the start.

Wait, you did Revchess? And I missed it? Sheit.

Tokiko2 wrote:infinite monkeys

Spoiler:

Note the 100+ monkeys trapped in that one tile because there is no more space to move to. All credit of this goes to Reese, I was merely observing his crazy work. Too bad that the power went down and someone released the singulo...
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SS13 grand strategy

Spoiler:

Reese has gone mad with xeno power. He'll take over the world with his own army now. Slimes take over.